San Francisco Chronicle's Scores

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For 9,305 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 52% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 46% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 2.1 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 63
Highest review score: 100 Mansfield Park
Lowest review score: 0 Speed 2: Cruise Control
Score distribution:
9305 movie reviews
  1. A skillfully observed but never quite satisfying lesbian romantic drama.
  2. The best thing you can say about this “Moment” is that, at a breezy 92 minutes, it’s a brief one.
  3. Mocks without achieving the level of good satire.
  4. As a movie, it's far from compelling. As a thrill ride, though, it's a rampaging special effects and animatronics extravaganza that will make small children cringe behind their seats.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    Mr. Woodcock may be a nasty tyrant, but he also knows his domain is small. "For Christ's sake," he tells Farley at one point, "it was just a PE class, you fruitcake."
  5. It’s a more modest Traffic in several ways, adequate at what it tries to say about this dirty business but light on the wider scope of the suffering that it causes. Because there actually is a crisis, maybe it should be addressed with more of an emphasis on authentic details than on genre conventions.
  6. First, and perhaps most important, it should be disclosed that my 4-year-old laughed pretty much nonstop throughout Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel. This was his "Citizen Kane."
  7. Sollima knows how to film violence, so individual moments stand out. What Sollima can’t do is make a good movie from a bad script.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 75 Critic Score
    Sarah Palin -You Betcha! is probably the scariest movie you will see all year.
  8. An unabashed wallow in the moronic humor of Adam Sandler.
  9. Gazecki's film is so journalistically flawed and needlessly melodramatic that it will be treasured only by those who share his singular vision.
  10. A confounding and unsatisfying film.
  11. Wants to be a brightly colored bubble but has trouble getting aloft.
  12. An entertaining film for kids and young teens. It's also a product of the era in which we're living, and weird times make for weird movies.
  13. The picture doesn't come close to approaching the near-classic quality of the earlier film.
  14. The only problem with this movie, a substantial one, is that there’s a major sag in the story about halfway through. For its first hour, Moonfall is a blast.
  15. The movie is so enamored of Walker, and Colter radiates so much charisma and pleasant mischief in the role, that it takes about half the running time to realize that the movie is not delivering on the basics.
  16. Repressed desire! A sultry soap-opera star! Incest! Gay politics! "La Mujer de Mi Hermano" has it all. Now if it only had a decent plot.
  17. The second half of the film is much funnier and warmer than the first, but the movie is still difficult to recommend.
  18. It's that wonderful, totally unambitious yet satisfying thing, a really good movie.
  19. A weird mix of the refreshing and the dispiriting, Kick-Ass 2 is appealing in its brutal honesty and repellent in its honest brutality.
  20. It sets up two or three dozen satirical targets, hits the mark occasionally, but has trouble maintaining an even satirical tone or satisfying pace. Dawber, too, is unappealing in the female lead -- definitely outclassed by Ritter. I'd wager Stay Tuned will die an early death at the box office and find its real life, appropriately enough, in home video. [15 Aug 1992, p.C3]
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  21. The Substitute is a guilty pleasure, but it's not garbage. Berenger brings to the role an appealing ruggedness and world-weariness, and Ernie Hudson, as the corrupt principal, is sleazy and elegant. The script isn't bad, either.
  22. Visuals can't fill a spiritual vacuum, and Stay remains a pretty package that's empty on the inside.
  23. Lakin’s screenplay veers so wildly between sitcom antics, pitch black comedy and heartwarming family drama that it leaves you feeling whiplashed. The film never quite merges its divergent tones, leaving Being Frank a frustrating mix of promising elements and appealing performances shackled to an unwieldy central premise that dispenses with joy the way a black hole dispenses with light.
  24. A pleasant enough movie whose overt charm sometimes works against it.
  25. Has no insights, no point, no urgency and no importance.
  26. It’s so uncritical of its subject that it has the unintended effect of undermining its mission, which appears to be recruiting new devotees of the faith.
  27. Curiously mellow for a John Carpenter thriller, Village of the Damned, a full-color, cornball special-effects remake of the 1960 sci-fi favorite, is a trip to a village of the darned tedious.
  28. Career Opportunities is a real strange one, a tasteless and completely off-key comedy that has the elements of the much-more serious and more interesting picture it could have been -- if only the film makers had a clue as to what sort of movie they were making. [30 March 1991, p.C3]
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