San Francisco Chronicle's Scores

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For 9,306 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 52% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 46% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 2.1 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 63
Highest review score: 100 Mansfield Park
Lowest review score: 0 Speed 2: Cruise Control
Score distribution:
9306 movie reviews
  1. The role of Kate, a spunky but romantically unfulfilled marketing expert, seems made for Ryan. Unfortunately, Ryan no longer seems made for it.
  2. Has an oddness and whimsicality about it that can, at first, be confused for authenticity.
  3. The best we can hope to get from a movie of this kind is an interesting story, a hint of the artist’s work, some factual accuracy and surfaces that make sense. We get that from Mapplethorpe. And while Smith can’t show us Mapplethorpe’s depths, he can suggest them, enough so that, if anyone wants to know more, they can consult the ultimate source — Mapplethorpe’s own work.
  4. That's why the more you like the Judy Garland film, the more you might appreciate Oz the Great and Powerful. Appreciate. Enjoy. Admire. Be glad to see. Have fun with ... But as for love - well, love will be harder to come by.
  5. Like most ruckuses, it is frequently loud and not always intelligible.
  6. It works primarily because of the chemistry between Chan and Tucker, which is at its combustible best this time out.
  7. An inventive and caustic comedy that really does look like the thing it's mocking.
  8. Hill and his cast, including Christopher Walken as a sadistic hood, struggle to score a victory of style over substance. But substance, or a lack thereof, wins.
  9. By creating likable characters and putting them in situations that seem plausible, if a bit of a stretch, the film succeeds where others of its genre fail.
  10. Gentle, wacky, down-to-earth and romantic.
  11. Light on inner conflict and heavy on cliches.
  12. It's a fizzle as as comedy. Still, the film has character.
  13. The specifics of their predicament are well handled -- being thrown in a Third World prison may be every tourist's nightmare -- even if the movie eventually goes soft and squishy.
  14. Summoning silliness Roman Polanski salutes and spoofs satanic thrillers .
  15. It comes down to a pair of appealing performers in a series of bad-relationship skits.
  16. It expertly capitalizes on the emotional associations Americans have with Pearl Harbor and renders the battle scenes with an excellence that goes beyond proficiency and into the realm of art.
  17. [Brody's] mannered performance helps downgrade this picture from a middling sci-fi film to a bad, borderline-camp sci-fi film.
  18. This is a slacker comedy with "festival" stamped all over it, so you can bet the consequences will be quirky.
  19. Despite all the mayhem, “The Golden Circle” often feels slow and belabored, particularly in its middle section, when inspiration is nowhere to be found, and the chaos seems to be there just for the sake of being there.
  20. It’s competently made but boring — and desperate.
  21. There’s authenticity in the coach’s belted khaki shorts and in the anguish Hunt brings to a moment where the coach no longer can bear being at her star player’s wake. This moment is the film’s most moving until images of the real coach, and real Caroline Found, accompany the credits.
  22. Carbon Nation serves us a full portion of scary statistics, but overall tries to accentuate the positive.
  23. Lacks compelling narrative.
  24. They can’t make “The Union” better than a genre movie, but they can make it better than a decent genre movie. Also, considering the fact that Berry is one of the most misused and underused major stars of the last two decades, any role that shows her screen personality to good advantage is probably worth a look.
  25. Let's just say it: It's great there's a movie that makes teenage girls scream. Half the movies Hollywood makes are designed to make teenage boys scream, and those boy movies are just as ridiculous and a lot nastier than New Moon.
  26. Like the best Marx Brothers films, Brain Donors has gags for the sake of gags. There's no pretense to plausibility. It's just layers and layers of jokes; some work, some don't. [18 April 1992, p.C3]
    • San Francisco Chronicle
  27. In the end, what we have here is a Tarzan movie made by people who don’t understand the appeal of Tarzan. He’s about joy and abandon and the fantasy of living in harmony with creation. He’s not about the struggle in the Congo.
  28. Genre movies like “The Fabulous Four” can only be so good, but it’s pleasing enough to do its job.
  29. Stomp the Yard, at nearly two hours, has a decent story, a good subject and a horrible plot.
  30. This is a film that keeps it simple: Don’t cross a mother, or she’ll hunt you down.

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