San Francisco Chronicle's Scores

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For 9,316 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 52% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 46% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 2 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 63
Highest review score: 100 Mansfield Park
Lowest review score: 0 Speed 2: Cruise Control
Score distribution:
9316 movie reviews
  1. Pleasing and occasionally very funny movie that maintains a mild but consistent hold on its audience.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    Emotionally, The Brothers Bloom hasn't a trace of detachment or cynicism. Even if you don't quite comprehend the ending (there seem to be 12 of them), you'll still feel the wallop of its consequences.
  2. The uneven, misanthropic French comedy Slack Bay, one of the weirdest period pieces in quite some time, is an odd combination of “The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie,” Monty Python, and “Laurel and Hardy,” with some cannibalism, incest and gender identity issues thrown in.
  3. Leap! is the kind of movie where if you see someone holding a stack of dishes, they will certainly break in the name of a lazy comedic moment.
  4. The attempt to be clever is transparent.
  5. Extremely bleak but occasionally compelling debut feature.
  6. It’s a grand bogus mess passing itself off as a philosophical statement. It has its moments, but they’re few. Often, it’s a beautiful-looking film — but it’s beauty without substance.
  7. Trouble With the Curve has a problem tipping its pitches.
  8. Light on inner conflict and heavy on cliches.
  9. A clever idea, but it's not quite pulled off.
  10. An occasionally charming, sometimes amateurish film .
  11. Aloha shows how far a movie can go on charm alone.
  12. The Drop can feel like being stuck with someone who has their good qualities, in serious ways, but that you can’t stand.
  13. There are stretches when this true story can be a clunky inspirational piece about a young man who overcomes class and racial barriers to excel at science, business and helping his community. At regular intervals, though, it shifts to darker crime drama with dire themes of injustice and manipulation. The two moods don’t always transition smoothly, but each complements the other as they unfold.
  14. 3 Ninjas is shoddy, violent and numbingly pointless, an action comedy in which three brothers spend their summer practicing martial arts under their grandfather's tutelage. [07 Aug 1992, p.C4]
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  15. The Night We Never Met gets phony but it doesn't get boring, and that's not bad. [30 Apr 1993, p.C5]
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  16. Running mainly on adrenaline and a gimmick, it's different from other holiday movies in that it's not ambitious, earnest or overblown, and it obviously wasn't made with one eye on the Oscars.
  17. Gimme Shelter is an attempt at something grand, and though it doesn't get halfway there, it covers some ground.
  18. The film is deadly slow and uneventful, with brilliant scenes bursting to life, here and there, like roses in a wasteland.
  19. What Laika achieves is an effective mixture of hyper-real and hyper-stylized, a combination that keeps “Kubo” appealing to the eye for audiences of all ages. If the film’s plotting and dialogue had measured up, “Kubo” might have been a masterpiece.
  20. When the film sticks with the eccentric comedy of a highborn woman attracted to a preoccupied genius, it works splendidly. When it strays into melodrama, it is as ill-equipped as Luzhin.
  21. Well-intentioned but lifeless.
  22. It rambles, it's repetitive, but once in a while there's a sparkling moment when someone speaks in a way that conjures the fierce passion of the '60s.
  23. As a coming-of-age melodrama and high seas adventure, White Squall is fair.
  24. Edge of Seventeen is sweet and affectionate, but it also has "first effort" stamped all over it. Director David Moreton never made a feature before this, and has yet to learn how to compose a shot or block his actors.
  25. Clearly, this is something rare: a movie that insulates itself against its own rottenness by being lousy by design.
  26. With a subject like Roman Polanski, you don't really need to do much to capture audience interest. But maybe that's the reason Roman Polanski: Wanted and Desired doesn't live up to its promise.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    Some of the results are delightfully loopy. Some are cornball.
  27. The music and wizard DJs in Groove are better than the dopey story.
  28. Wants to be a brightly colored bubble but has trouble getting aloft.

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