San Francisco Chronicle's Scores

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For 9,305 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 52% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 46% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 2.1 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 63
Highest review score: 100 Mansfield Park
Lowest review score: 0 Speed 2: Cruise Control
Score distribution:
9305 movie reviews
  1. The picture is willfully gross, fundamentally stupid and in no way worth the discomfort of watching it. Yet it may be the most well-crafted piece of garbage this year.
  2. Updates a classic premise -- the struggle for personal freedom -- by pairing it with ethical and moral quandaries.
  3. Has unusual visual vitality in a John Cassavetes vein. For the adventurous, it's worth checking out.
  4. Negotiating the role of a forward-thinking woman constrained by family demands and era, Elliott elevates a picture that's lovely to look at but lacking in dramatic impact.
  5. Thought-provoking.
  6. One of the best Hong Kong films of 2002.
  7. Think “Lord of the Flies,” without all the jerks.
  8. A better-than-average follow-up, but Tony doesn't suit up enough.
  9. Our Friend is both a tribute to a friend and to those rare people that are too humble to realize their own wisdom.
  10. Largely and insider's joke.
  11. There’s crafty playfulness to Wohl’s approach, though; dialog can be as killer as Jo’s darkest impulses, and some scenes are drop-dead funny even if they’re about wanting to drop-kick Baby out of your life.
  12. The acting is immaculate; the editing is seamless; the imagery is blunt.
  13. In terms of story and atmosphere and overall feeling, Cars 2 is a brand-new experience - and a distinct improvement.
  14. A legit action movie.
  15. In “France,” Dumont has not created a commentary on modern life, so don’t approach the movie looking for that. He’s made a movie about the consequences of modern life for one person, a portrait of contemporary mores as seen from the inside.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    Grows more and more incredible leading up to a twist ending worthy of an O. Henry short story that is as appropriate as it is ridiculous.
  16. Neeson is as earnest as ever, but the movie’s tone is arch. Neeson doesn’t think he’s funny, but the director thinks everything is funny, or at the very least, absurd.
  17. By the end, the 105-minute movie feels another third as long. You’ll probably respect the effort. But you’ll be more than happy to leave The House With a Clock in Its Walls.
  18. The best thing about Strangers With Candy is its relentlessness. It doesn't back off on its absurd humor, doesn't try to make sense and doesn't soft-pedal the characters.
  19. Has to rank right up there as one of the oddest films of the year. But odd in a very good way.
  20. Whatever the numbers and whatever the broader entertainment trends, The Wall proves it’s good when big directors have the flexibility to make small projects.
  21. The story is on the weak side, and many of the jokes are just a bit flat. And yet there are enough cute bits and special-effects surprises that it will probably be worth people's while, especially if they intended to see the movie in the first place. [22 Nov 1991, p.C1]
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  22. A handsome, entertaining twist on the King Arthur legend.
  23. The soul of the film is the relationship between mountain-obsessed Mallory and his wife, Ruth, who corresponded in beautifully written letters brought to life by Liam Neeson and Natasha Richardson.
  24. Surprisingly good as a quirky triumph of human spirit.
  25. Ordinary Angels has some of the feeling of an after-school special because it’s a heartwarming movie in which everybody is nice. But it’s more well-made than most. It hooks the audience from the first scene and then builds in tension over the course of its almost two-hour running time.
  26. Suffers from a problem in its rhythm. It's not that its pace is too slow, but that it's too regular, and this lack of syncopation makes it feel slow.
  27. But there’s not enough in “Finch” to sustain an audience’s interest for a full 115 minutes. At 85 minutes, it might have been a touching and eccentric novelty. As it stands, “Finch” is something of a slog. A slog in good company, but a slog all the same.
  28. Features bursts of humor and electrifying energy offset by speechifying and a dud of a subplot.
  29. Works more often than it doesn't.
  30. Lorne makes it clear that nearly everyone in the entertainment industry who is known for creating laughs owes a debt of gratitude to the master.
  31. It’s as if no aspect of Perfect Find were thought through because everyone expected that, whatever happened, Gabrielle Union could be counted on to carry the movie. She almost does, but doesn’t.
  32. A banquet for Stones aficionados, an insider’s scrapbook of memories and glimpses of an illustrious history that Wyman, without his vast collection, would be little more than a footnote to.
  33. Richard Attenborough nailed that purity 64 years ago, and Sam Riley nails it now. His Pinkie is a slim, mesmerizing package of immaculate and undiluted evil, clear as a stick of Brighton Rock candy.
  34. Unfortunately, the writing has become so bad that it becomes impossible to keep your head in the game - even as your toes continue to tap to the beat.
  35. Somebody I Used to Know comes dangerously close to being interesting. It’s a romantic comedy, but it’s almost a twisted drama about a seriously damaged creep who goes back to her hometown and starts wrecking people’s lives.
  36. As we watch these four pros in action, we find ourselves wanting fewer flashbacks and more time with all of the folks in one spot. That would have been a satisfying meal in itself.
  37. Home for the Holidays strikes such a perfect note that it's hard at first to realize what an impressive balancing act it is.
  38. May be too convincing for its own good.
  39. For a good, straight-ahead noirish crime thriller, you could do a lot worse than A Walk Among the Tombstones.
  40. Roger Michell directs it as though it were an uproarious comedy, but the laughs are light, and the story's real appeal lies in its behind-the-scenes look at the manners and politics of morning television.
  41. Traveller is entertaining in a mild, relaxing way.
  42. In a film that should be dripping with drama, there is surprisingly little tension.
  43. The Last Kiss ponders what you give up -- and what you gain -- from sticking with what you've got.
  44. It's not always clear what this film is driving at, but Shiota makes the weirdness visually arresting.
  45. A listless, predictable effort, occasionally redeemed by witty lines and charismatic performers.
  46. In the most extreme moments, Thomas hits her career pinnacle.
  47. If Zabeil didn’t want to deliver a formula picture, he needed to come up with something better than the formula.
  48. Although the reality of the America's Cup series is that it seems elitist and removed from the sweaty tumult of sports in general, Wind succeeds in turning the competition into one that is intense, pictorially compelling and intelligible in terms of basic racing maneuvers. [11 Sep 1992, p.C1]
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  49. If Wrath of Man has a weakness, it’s that even when everything is explained, it doesn’t quite make sense. But a movie like this is about pleasure in the moment, and on that score, it delivers.
  50. The film is engaging but also has a certain creaking familiarity.
  51. Marc Turtletaub’s gentle, winning comedy Jules is technically a science-fiction film, but it is actually about loneliness and aging, much like the classic ’80s audience-pleaser “Cocoon,” which this film often resembles.
  52. Witless banter might have won Ginger Rogers for Fred Astaire, but Thompson is too smart for that.
  53. Horrible Bosses has a handful of hilarious moments, but it's not exactly funny and not exactly serious, either.
  54. Mama is skillfully made, and although Chastain is the best thing in it, she's not the only thing in it.
  55. Field is at her best, downtrodden and determined as ever, and Sheila Rosenthal as Mahtob, Betty and Moody's little daughter, is adorable. [11 Jan 1991, p.E1]
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  56. A must-see movie that could have used a sharper edge.
  57. The film is exquisitely acted, with Englert making Mara’s emotional pain real. It’s reminiscent of Jennifer Lawrence’s breakout role in “Winter’s Bone,” which was set in a similar geographic area. Throw in equally strong performances from Goggins, Colman and especially Mann, and the lean, stark Them That Follow ends up packing quite a punch.
  58. It is a great story, but it hasn't been translated to the screen. It is never a good sign when the biographical notes have more emotional wallop than the movie.
  59. When the movie is viewed with fresh eyes, the most captivating feature is this surreal Vegas -- its neon signs askew, as if reconfigured by Andy Warhol, and its preternaturally glistening streets a siren's call to an ever-new batch of suckers.
  60. While Dark Blue may not be easy to watch, it's exceptionally well made.
  61. If whimsy isn't your mug of tea, stay away from Two Men Went to War. You have to be in the mood for a little sweetness to enjoy this resolutely old- fashioned comedy.
  62. Loach and screenwriter Paul Laverty draw everything in simplistic, overstated terms. The good guys are pure and spunky, the bad guys bellicose and one-dimensional, the conflicts stripped of nuance.
  63. Monotonous.
  64. A heartfelt effort, if at times a bit heavy-handed.
  65. Burden is a film of integrity, with something even better than a social conscience. It has a social purpose. If you see it, you’ll learn something.
  66. An enjoyable way to start the Oscar season.
  67. Fascinating context but awkwardly told.
  68. The sum is a comedy that starts out slow and talky, picks up speed - and sexiness, and hysterics - somewhere in the middle, then drags to a stop when everyone starts confessing their feeeelings.
  69. Some of the best bits of the original movie are replayed here but lose their punch the second time around - the horse manure bit, the skate board sequence. Maybe people who never saw the first movie will get a big kick out of them. [22 Nov 1989, p.E1]
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  70. There’s no way to call Havoc a good movie, but as bad movies go, this is a good one. Depending on your mood, its variety of craziness could be what you’re looking for.
  71. I Origins is at its best when it's a personal story about relationships, and it has a strong first hour.
  72. A light film, airy, likable and set in Venice.
  73. A solid piece of in-the-moment entertainment that fails in its attempt to be something more.
  74. The Equalizer is silly but irresistible, taking situations of inherent gut-level impact and exploiting them for every bit of emotion and tension. It could never have been a great movie.
  75. Even with its thrifty set pieces and smaller ambitions, this attempt to reboot the series based on Tom Clancy characters does the most important thing right: It almost always feels like a Jack Ryan movie.
  76. Guy Ritchie is the worst screenwriter in the world, but, to be fair, he is not the worst director. He is only the worst director of the people who actually get to make movies.
  77. The documentary is eye-opening and very much worth seeing, even though it can’t help but be disheartening.
  78. Graham Greene ("Dances With Wolves") in one of the year's best performances, he's a fully dimensional character: pathetic and shrewd, tragic and bitterly funny.
  79. Too ludicrous to be taken seriously, but not entertaining enough to rate as camp.
  80. It's an audacious little comedy with bursts of hilarity and a certain giddy energy.
  81. Sixty-seven minutes in, I looked up and noticed the movie had 53 minutes left to go, even though every plot element had been resolved. And that's precisely where the movie went to hell. [23 Nov 2014, p.M21]
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  82. Ghosts of the Mississippi doesn't glorify in happy endings. That's because it haunts with the reminder that racism remains an unhealed wound.
  83. For all of its brutal flashbacks and heavy-handed devices, The First Grader works best when it works quietly.
  84. I loved the picture, without being blind to its faults. But you don't judge a movie with a scorecard but by what it gives you, and this one gives more than anything I've seen in months. [04 Oct 1991, p.D1]
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  85. It's tear-jerker material but ends up being quite touching, and it's a good choice for family viewing.
  86. The opening is spectacular, but the rest is fairly routine.
  87. Not surprisingly for a movie of this type, there are lots of scenes of violence, including hand-to-hand combat. The fight choreography is exceptional. In the “John Wick” movies, the violence seems almost like a ballet. Here the fighting is just as intricate, but it also seems like actual fighting, and Hemsworth seems like an actual person who’s doing it.
  88. Most of life is melodramatic — emotional, involving and lacking the dignity of straight drama. 3 Hearts is life as felt from the inside.
  89. Doesn't poke fun at anyone's beliefs.
  90. At the very least the film can be congratulated for being anarchic enough to explore an attraction between the two oldest Brady kids, Marcia and Greg.
  91. Working from a script by Jeff Nathanson, Jenkins, who got his filmmaking start in San Francisco and directed the best picture-winning “Moonlight” (2016), efficiently tells a simple story very well, although his style isn’t that much different from that of Jon Favreau, who directed the first computer-animated film.
  92. At 88 minutes, Minions: The Rise of Gru struggles to find enough story to encompass its run time, ending up feeling substantially longer as a result.
  93. Ultimately, it's a cold, caustic film that doesn't take a strong point of view but seems to offer up its numerous set pieces.
  94. The Night We Never Met gets phony but it doesn't get boring, and that's not bad. [30 Apr 1993, p.C5]
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  95. Polish director Malgorzata Szumowska (“The Other Lamb”) directs for the big screen, with eye-pleasing mountain visuals (the Slovenian Alps subs for Mount Washington) and a well-executed adventure. But when the setting is in civilization, the drama grinds to a halt.
  96. This isn't pleasant to watch. Neither is it amusing, intellectually engaging, whimsically fascinating, coldly satirical or painfully poignant, though at any given moment in this erratic film director Tom Tykwer might be trying for one of these conflicting tones.
  97. Rising Sun doesn't work all that well as a thriller: it's far more successful in its old cop/young cop character study, and in its examination of cross-cultural tensions. [30 July 1993, p.C1]
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  98. It weds all the winning aspects of the Neeson formula to a ticking-clock plot, full of tense moments and gripping sequences.
  99. Never rises above the level of its gimmick.

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