Portland Oregonian's Scores

  • Movies
For 3,654 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 63% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 34% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 2.8 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 68
Highest review score: 100 Caesar Must Die
Lowest review score: 0 Summer Catch
Score distribution:
3654 movie reviews
  1. You still marvel at the visuals -- cinematographer M. David Mullen has done miracles with what must have been a microscopic budget -- but you're less invested in the tale. Which is a pity, because it might have been a perfect little potboiler. As it stands, it's merely pretty darned good of its type.
  2. Stinky, boring, aggressively unfunny picture.
  3. Langella is solid as always, but his haunted, bitter character is pretty two-dimensional, and having to share all his scenes with Bentley doesn’t allow for much interplay.
  4. Ugly, dull, bloodless, dumb, and phony to its core.
  5. Murray blusters and hams his way through the first two acts before turning all mushy in the third.
  6. This isn't an ordinary film built on a remarkable performance; it's a poor one with a gem at its core. Penn can elevate it to mediocrity, but he cannot make it fly.
  7. Less and less a skillfully creepy B-movie and more and more a plea for ecumenical reform.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 42 Critic Score
    At this point, "Die Hard" no longer describes the franchise. It describes the fans who are still willing to turn out for the noise and nonsense.
  8. The novel's exuberance, happy sensuality, goes AWOL in Van Sant's sadder, darker vision. [20 May 1994]
    • Portland Oregonian
  9. So tedious that the experience results in nearly two hours of squirming and cringing.
  10. As the struggle toward something new and different overwhelms the film, it becomes less and less human, less and less funny and less and less worth the effort to meet it on its own terms.
  11. There are legitimate excuses for going to see Pixels. Losing a bet, perhaps. Having a loved one held for ransom. Maybe a serious blow to the head. But none of those (except maybe the last) would allow you watch and actually enjoy the latest cinematic leavings of Adam Sandler.
  12. Freddie Prinze Jr. gives cute a bad name.
    • Portland Oregonian
  13. In Duff's movies, the question is whether the movie will find enough interesting stuff to compensate for the blandness at the center. The Perfect Man does.
  14. It's classic movie manipulation gone amok.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    Cute and funny, with plenty of slapstick and cuddly creatures for the kids and enough adult wit to keep parents reasonably amused.
    • Portland Oregonian
  15. In short, it's an almost flawlessly innocuous entertainment for kids.
  16. The movie's a fish-out-of-water romantic-comedy thriller that forgets to be romantic, comedic or thrilling.
  17. Chris Koch exhibits little flair for comedic direction and, though this isn't saying much, you'd be better served watching his previous film, "Snow Day." Ouch.
  18. Berry has no character to play, but Sharon Stone's an over-the-top hoot.
  19. Is there anything more depressing than when middlebrow filmmakers decide to remake bona fide classics that did not, under any circumstances, need to be remade?
  20. As a technical accomplishment it is extrely impressive. But as a work of entertainment, almost any 10 minutes of it are enough. [14 Jul 1992]
    • Portland Oregonian
  21. Appallingly flat.
  22. Norbit might have worked if it had fully committed to being over the top or made Rasputia the lead character and found the human inside the cartoon. Instead, the movie doesn't give us anyone to care about.
  23. If the new I-wanna-be-a-stewardess picture View From the Top were an airplane, it would blow up on takeoff. If it were an airline meal, it would infect you with E. coli. If it were a parachute, it would be riddled with holes.
  24. The comic moments are fewer, flatter and far, far less welcome.
  25. Problem Child has moments, or perhaps instants, of misanthropic satire. There also are stroboscopically brief flashes of psychological irony or cleverness. [30 July 1990, p.D8]
    • Portland Oregonian
  26. This is the Fantastic Four. Maybe someday they'll get to act like it.
  27. A snore.
  28. A movie built on one joke -- an old one -- and an incoherent, even idiotic plot.

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