Philadelphia Inquirer's Scores

  • Movies
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For 4,176 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 70% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 27% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 3.3 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 68
Highest review score: 100 Hell or High Water
Lowest review score: 0 The Mangler
Score distribution:
4176 movie reviews
  1. Verhoeven's most deeply disturbing film yet.
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  2. Unravels in a series of spooky dream sequences, dopey detective work, and a couple of richly hambone-ian De Niro soliloquies.
  3. Piles dumb gag upon dumb gag - it's like benign pummeling. Occasionally, you just have to laugh.
  4. The story and the humor get progressively skimpier than an Ipanema bikini.
  5. If you are unlucky enough to stray into the presence of Bats, I strongly recommend you follow their wise example. Hang from the ceiling and go to sleep.
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  6. When the big caper finally arrives, you will neither grasp nor care about what's going on.
  7. A messy fish-out-of-water gangland romp.
  8. The wrestler carries himself with decency and without self-seriousness, the qualities that made Arnold Schwarzenegger a star. Austin deserves better material than this. So do we.
  9. To do this kind of satire successfully, you need the kind of merciless and unrelenting wit of films such as Gus Van Sant's "To Die For" or John Huston's "Prizzi's Honor."
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  10. Stephen King without the snap, David Lynch without the kink, teen horror without the teen hormones, Darkness Falls falls apart in a crescendo of creepy-crawly hoo-ha. It's more like Darkness Kerplunks.
  11. Mazel tov, Adam, for having three movies released in five months. You should maybe spend more time on the next one?
  12. A film that continues to grow more perplexing as it walks, not runs, toward an unsatisfying end.
  13. Tennant aims for a contemporary version of "The Thin Man," wedding the banter of sparring spouses with sleuth work. To say that he falls short of the mark is understatement.
  14. A collection of double entendres that would make a stevedore blush.
  15. Yes, it's stupid. But sometimes it's stupid with a capital S, and it's in those moments of transcendent idiocy that you can't help liking Saving Silverman. At least, a little bit.
  16. It would be inaccurate to say there are plots in New Year's Eve. There are a number of setups, and these get shuffled through faster than a card dealer in Atlantic City.
  17. A lethargic, lurching holiday-themed comedy.
  18. Has its compelling moments, and its playfully inventive ones, too.
  19. The cast is full of fresh-faced unknowns ready for their close-ups. Most likely to succeed is Kayla Jackson, an almond-eyed dreamer, as Brittany, anchor of the Ovations and of her family.
  20. Piously acted, stiffly directed, and infused with a view of world politics that might charitably be described as delusional.
  21. It's getting tiresome, this stuff.
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  22. Characters are introduced as archetypes to serve as jokes and little more.
  23. At a certain point, it actually becomes embarrassing to watch Heigl and Kutcher play at being in love.
  24. Fuzzy, feel-good movie about baseball, babes and believing in yourself.
  25. Profane, randy, oversexed, and wonderfully juvenile.
  26. If there were a truth-in-titling law, the movie would be called "3000 Bullets to Brain Death."
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  27. About as not-funny as a comedy can get.
  28. Hopped up like a kid on a sugar rush, Hoodwinked Too! tries to emulate the "Shrek" formula - mashing Hans Christian Anderson and the Brothers Grimm with pop-culture references and wisecracking anthropomorphic sidekicks.
  29. Another tale of Tinseltown drugs, sex and excess - has transferred itself to the screen with mind-boggling, laugh-inciting horribleness.
  30. Little kidniks with an appetite for zap-pow silliness might find this to their liking. Everyone else, beware.

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