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For 8,345 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 44% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 54% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 8.3 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 57
Highest review score: 100 Patriots Day
Lowest review score: 0 Zombie! vs. Mardi Gras
Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 4,335 out of 8345
  2. Mixed: 1,702 out of 8345
  3. Negative: 2,308 out of 8345
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  1. Glitter
    Helplessly clichéd, predictable and unaware of its own lameness, it could easily become a camp classic on the order of "Grease 2" and "Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band."
  2. The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day
    You wouldn't call The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day a taut thriller. More like a fleshy, messy, jangled frenzy of shootouts and much discussion about the mechanics of romantic entanglements that bloom between prison inmates.
  3. Whitney Houston: I Wanna Dance With Somebody
    I wanna feel the HEAT … but I don’t. On the contrary, the animatronic new Whitney Houston biopic “I Wanna Dance With Somebody” left me shivering from a gust of arctic air as it so clinically and lazily examines the tragic life of the famous singer.
  4. The Iron Ladies
    Skip it, and rent "The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert" instead.
  5. Inhale
    Milks the very real problem of "organ tourism" for all the melodrama and car chases it's worth.
  6. The Time Being
    The pretentious and unrelievedly glum first feature from music-video and advertising director Nenad Cicin-Sain, The Time Being looks sharp, but it’s about as dramatically satisfying as watching paint dry.
  7. Lara Croft: Tomb Raider
    The effects are cheesy, the photography is murky, the sets look like leftovers from a Las Vegas stage spectacular -- and the flick appears to have been edited with a roulette wheel.
    • New York Post
  8. Donnybrook
    If you’re looking for a poverty-porn fix, Donnybrook ought to hit the spot. If not, you’ll likely find this a pointless exercise in gratuitous violence that imagines itself deep because it’s got an opera-heavy score.
  9. Delgo
    A few magic rocks and tepid battle scenes do little to inspire interest in the goings-on as Malcolm McDowell and Eric Idle spout villainy and punch lines, respectively.
  10. The Wolves of Kromer
    Abysmal performances, limp direction (Will Gould) and a heavy-handed script drive a stake through a semi-interesting idea about the persecution of gay werewolves in a remote English village.
  11. The Shaggy Dog
    Who let this dog out?
  12. Waist Deep
    Slow-witted and occasionally unintentionally hilarious.
  13. Scooby-Doo
    This excruciating adaptation of the innocuous '70s cartoon show makes the film version of "Josie and the Pussycats" look sophisticated by comparison.
  14. Knucklehead
    A 2010 movie that could have been made in 1940.
  15. Mother's Day
    The cinematic equivalent of a paper plate with macaroni and glitter haphazardly glued onto it, Mother’s Day is a film only its creators could love (and even they must be having some misgivings).
  16. Playing with Fire
    Director Andy Fickman (“Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2”) favors poop jokes and the cringe-humor of watching little kids court danger with a nail gun, kerosene, an ax and sometimes literally fire.
  17. The Lifeguard
    Dull yet contrived drama.
  18. Flavors
    None of this is remotely funny or interesting.
  19. Merci Docteur Rey
    Brainless and pointless.
  20. Shall We Dance
    The low point of the new Shall We Dance comes when Miss Paulina finally confesses why she's so sad.
  21. Clouds
    An amateurish, pointless exercise in filmmaking.
  22. The 5th Wave
    The undercaffeinated middle of the film consists of dopey twists, slow-burning gazes and dialogue that aims for “heartfelt” but comes out “unfortunate.”
  23. Remember Me
    The dullness of this writing is more than matched by the dull look achieved by director Allen Coulter, who appears to have shot the film through a piece of yard-sale Tupperware.
  24. Sex and the City 2
    The transformation of the girls from winsome wisecrackers into whiny bling-obsessed chuckleheads is complete.
  25. Bidder 70
    At least there is a happy ending — DeChristopher, for wasting the government’s resources, properly served 21 months in federal prison. Now, he has moved on to Harvard Divinity School, where his sanctimony will serve him well.
  26. Get Over It
    A lame teen comedy.
    • New York Post
  27. Zerophilia
    There's plenty of material here for a dark comedy, but director Martin Curland isn't up to the job. His film - like Luke - plods along, unsure of exactly what it's supposed to be.
  28. House on Haunted Hill
    Slow-moving, yawn-inducing remake.
    • New York Post
  29. Parental Guidance
    Parental Guidance kicks off with a mean-spirited joke about an overweight woman and heads downhill from there.
  30. Escape Room: Tournament of Champions
    The best thing about the Escape Room film series is that it gives audience members clear directions in the title about what they should immediately do: Escape. Room. Get out of that theater and go see Black Widow instead. Run for your lives — and sanity!
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