New York Daily News' Scores

For 6,911 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 42% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 55% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 8.2 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 57
Highest review score: 100 Fruitvale Station
Lowest review score: 0 The Fourth Kind
Score distribution:
6911 movie reviews
  1. Doesn't play on the screen. P.S. Your Cat is Dead is a stage-locked, two-character play on a static set, and though Guttenberg takes it outside for a couple of scenes, it remains that on film.
  2. This Canadian Hamlet, completed years ago, is as airless as a tomb.
  3. In 1939, when "Ten Little Indians" was published, Agatha Christie mysteries were the crème de la pop literature. Her fans depended on logic in her stories, and they got it. Mindhunters would have insulted their intelligence, and it should insult yours.
  4. Since Dornan is as dull as a catalog model anyway — he wanders through the movie like an Abercrombie searching for his Fitch — the shopping-list look of the movie makes sense. But Dakota Johnson deserves better.
  5. A witless rom-com that is only marginally watchable.
  6. Characters seem phony.
  7. Having mined England and Ireland dry, filmmakers are now turning to Wales for their quirkiness quota.
  8. Holland's direction is functional, as befits the kind of cable fodder Thinner is destined to be.
  9. How do films this stale and generic continue to get made, let alone with topflight talent? Cedric has been stealing scenes from bigger names for nearly a decade; he deserves better than a few amusingly-improvised minutes at the end of his own movie. And so do we.
  10. Ah, perfect: A banal story to go with intermittently banal porn.
  11. Dear Wendy is absurd to the point of comic parody. Bloody as it is, it has no access to viewers' emotions, and its message - play with fire and you get burned - is too obvious to be provocative.
  12. Summer 2013 has its first bomb, and sadly, it’s landed right on Will Smith.
  13. Has a lot of nerve making fun of Olivia Newton-John's "I Honestly Love You," as the choice of newlyweds fated for divorce in 12 to 14 months. The Wedding Planner should have such a shelf life.
  14. Big Momma's got game, but she doesn't have much else.
  15. Don't misunderstand: the proceedings are pretty silly, and the scares were a lot fresher back in 1979, when we first saw "The Amityville Horror." But Cornwell and his cast take things just seriously enough to keep us at least intermittently on edge.
  16. Very Bad Things only getes worse. [25 November 1998, p. 44]
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  17. This one is by far the worst of the “Twilight” copies. And when that bunch includes “The Host” and “I Am Number Four,” that’s saying something.
  18. The screenplay has no idea how to modulate the banter between the movie's talented stars so that it approximates affectionate and playful sparring.
  19. Though its PG-13 rating allows for much cruder sex humor, the movie version of "Dukes" is nearly identical to the TV series in its corniness, in its incessant car chases and in its ogling of the posterior of cousin Daisy Duke.
  20. There’s lots of mixed film stock and screeches on the soundtrack (as in the credits for “Seven”), but this gets annoying, as do the predictable twists.
  21. Less a movie than a very expensive display of Afro wigs and macrame wall hangings.
  22. Despite the movie's dramatic weaknesses, I was spellbound by the images.
  23. A safely sanitized comedy with an important message about loyalty and individuality, plays to Lohan's strengths and gives the target audience a chance to live it up vicariously.
  24. A bit of a slog for anyone not thoroughly Olsenized.
  25. Gross, nearly unwatchable comedy.
  26. A lazy attempt to snare some preadolescent allowance money, Sleepover earns little more than a few bored yawns.
  27. Any humor, though, is buried deep in bad writing. So the joke’s on us. Writer-director Mary Agnes Donoghue is surely well-intentioned, but her tin ear and very-special-episode worldview miss the mark.
  28. Though John Stockwell's action comedy is shamelessly derivative, his enthusiastic cast propels it much further than it should go.
  29. If this is your particular poison, it won’t kill you. But anyone averse to Sparks’ sappy touch may get sick from all the bull.
  30. Solid performances and a literary feel help turn a standard family-rift drama into a dry but saucy narrative.
  31. On the plus side, the Irish landscape is gorgeous, and Scott and John Lithgow are amusing in small roles. But Goode barely makes an effort, so Adams' frantic exertions feel especially disheartening
  32. Has amusing moments, but falls apart as quickly as a cheap knockoff.
  33. Green's aggressively whimsical autobiography, which he narrates entirely in rhyme, will challenge all but the most open-minded audiences.
  34. It features an insane amount of violence and a number of visual references to the comic, but it lacks the original's humor and spirit.
  35. It takes its sweet time to achieve anything beyond being a grueling snoozefest.
  36. Oddly enough, though, only the finale is predictable in a movie that appears to have been edited in an early-model blender. Not a single scene connects smoothly with the next.
  37. The upbeat brothers are full of sweetness and love, but the script is made of taffy, and if you can chew and laugh at the same time, you're welcome to it.
  38. Though there are giggles here and there, the film is inexcusably unfunny.
  39. Boring is too active a verb to describe this minimalist psychological thriller.
  40. This vulgar, equal-opportunity chick flick aims pretty low.
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  41. Occasionally funny but ultimately desperate comedy.
  42. The results are often exciting and, except for occa­sional overacting by Calil, feels authentic. But the whole notion of exploiting a war and its victims to shoot a commercial feature is reprehensible.
  43. Surely, Vinterberg was high on some inert gas when he embarked on it.
  44. If you're not an 11-year-old boy, or a grown-up in the mood to feel like one, the endless "wow!-that-car-is-now-a-deep-voiced-robot" scenes lack thrill. In fact, the action scenes, as in the previous films, are downright headache-inducing.
  45. Even if you overlook the lousy lighting, awkward editing, and uneven acting, there's so much talking -- and so little story -- that your mind is likely to wander.
  46. Pretty as Bratt and Munn are, they're not distracting enough to cover up for the screaming Hart and grating Jeong, who seem to be in a race to see who can play a more annoying character. In the end, it's a tie — they both win.
  47. It's a transformative role, but how widely seen it is depends on how strong a stomach one has for wall-to-wall paranoid ravings.
  48. Dark, grim, and cliched Orwellian satire.
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  49. Ron Shelton's boxing pic is long on road work but strictly a flyweight.
  50. It's Rock's first venture into leading-man territory, and the material is carefully tailored to his measurements. He's fully believable as a standup comic. How he'll fare as a character other than Chris Rock is yet to be determined.
  51. This unfunny, unoriginal, charmless teen comedy is so stunningly awful from start to finish, it's amazing to think its director has made a single film before, much less a dozen.
  52. On the whole, this is an awfully long slog through very arid terrain, in which generic soldiers track, fight and try to escape from generic villains (you'd be surprised at how uninteresting mutant flesh-eaters can be). I can't speak for the hills, but I spent most of the movie just trying to keep my eyes open.
  53. Paranoia’s twitchiness is like an actual twitch: it’s contrived and clunky, and you forget it in an instant.
  54. While the first "Independence Day" was genuinely big, dumb fun, its sequel only manages to be a bigger, dumber bore.
  55. There's a way to do this kind of thing (Just witness Hasbro's other toy-turned-dumb movie franchise, "Transformers"). G.I. Joe, though, hasn't got a kung fu-grip on what it is.
  56. Oddly enough, given his limited role, the movie seems to have been made around Nelly; when he's not onscreen, everything falls apart.
  57. Falls short of the mark, content to shoot fish in a barrel.
  58. Allen and Short seem to be having so much fun that their enthusiasm is entirely contagious. Let the season begin.
  59. This Ill-Conceived fertility thriller is overwrought, underwritten and pure cynicism.
  60. This is not "Lord of the Rings." It's barely "Dungeons & Dragons."
  61. Sometimes a bit of befuddlement is exactly what you need. That's the driving idea behind writer-director Steven Peros' off-kilter, off-the-beaten path comedy, which owes a lot to 1980s indie cinema.
  62. Check out the trailer before you commit to this one; if it's for you, you'll know instantly. And if it's not, you'll know that, too.
  63. Scenario is ripe for subversive humor, but Ralston never even questions the superiority of the genetically privileged.
  64. As earnest as its artless young characters, Tom Rice's intermittently affecting debut walks a well-trod path without finding anything very new.
  65. With lots of cool gadgets, plenty of silliness and a clever concept guaranteed to appeal to preteens, this should be an unflagging, high-octane romp.
  66. Of this much I'm sure: It's an awful movie.
  67. This lumbering, ha-ha-look-what-we-remade action-comedy is a high-concept disaster.
  68. If only the movie could live up to its own potential. Instead, we're stuck with blandly unappealing costumed characters meandering through a boring quest to find some lost balloons.
  69. What wants to be a screwball comedy is run over by preposterous character motivation and a clunky plot.
  70. Say one thing for these killer kids: they’re creative.
  71. The characters speak in Dialogue rather than English, the actors are so busy emoting they forget to act and the story feels like a first-draft college project.
  72. Not all cartoon violence; there's cartoon nudity, too. Berry was paid a well-publicized $500,000 bonus to bare her breasts in the movie.
  73. The movie touts a “Presented By” credit for modern horror maven Eli Roth, but there’s none of that director’s shock or sly subversion. Don’t bother getting to know this stranger.
  74. Fathers and sons with problems expressing their feelings makes for a story that is universal, and that has also been done to death. Thankfully, the boxing scenes are extensive and pack the appropriate punch.
  75. This is a movie full of tin-eared humor and situations too contrived to give romance a toehold.
  76. In these movies, it's always easy to figure out who's going to survive and make the killers cough up their own blood, but you still hope that the victims will go in the order of their performances -- worst actor first, etc. No such luck.
  77. Holwerda’s film never bothers to conceal its fawning view of Dawkins and Krauss — or challenge their dogma. And there’s no need for empty celebrity cameos from fans like Cameron Diaz (“Knowledge is power,” she reveals).
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    Club Life is a flat, disjointed drama that’s buoyed by a couple of good performances. Your mileage may vary depending on your interest in dance montages.
  78. Travolta’s face looks immobile, while Plummer and Jennifer Ehle, as Cutter’s estranged, strung-out wife, look out of place. Sheridan (“The Tree of Life”), though, does seems comfortable in a movie where the colors blur sloppily.
  79. If you're really hoping for a perfect holiday, steer clear of this stale fruitcake of a comedy.
  80. Far from burning bright, this earnest indie starts out dull and gets duller.
  81. Sloppy, self-satisfied and surprisingly heartfelt.
  82. Goes down easily only because Judd and Jackman are eye candy, and because Kinnear and Tomei provide solid comic support.
  83. The Transporter Refueled should be put up on blocks.
  84. Wish Upon is dull because it never goes far enough to truly scare anyone.
  85. Adam Rifkin's dank, relentless drama puts you savagely through the wringer without bothering to enlighten or entertain.
  86. I like the idea of a cybercrimes agent cracking cases through superior knowledge of the Internet. Marsh could be a great heroine for a continuing series. But Untraceable essentially forces its audience to identify with those who would be willing accomplices to torture and murder. To understate the point, that's not an audience-friendly approach.
  87. The acting is more amateurish than Billy's diva act, and for all its ambitious editing, the film looks like something made in the Addams Family's attic.
  88. Dismal time-travel comedy that makes "Big Momma's House" look like "Citizen Kane."
  89. A lame buddy-cop movie that squanders stars De Niro and Eddie Murphy as it races from one cliche to the next, blithely unconcerned with whether anything parses.
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  90. Unfinished Business squanders almost every opportunity provided by its potentially funny premise. Instead, it becomes yet another blotch on star Vince Vaughn’s résumé.
  91. The big problem here is that dark sci-fi satire works best when it aims for several targets. Repo Men aims at corporate greed, which is good, but doesn’t fill in the details.
  92. Tries waaay too hard, just like its motormouth jock-snark heroes.
  93. A stylish comedy low on amusement but high on sensuality.
  94. Though Jaglom intends for us to be charmed by show folk, the amateurish performances and perennially misjudged direction wind up portraying them instead as boundlessly needy narcissists.
  95. The irony is that in the low-key but mildly absorbing “Light,” Cage comes close to making it work.
  96. The story has more holes than a shot-up metal door, the acting feels bored at best, and the intermittent action, while passable, hardly makes up for the downtime.
  97. Dramatically miscalculated satire.
  98. We could have lived without another ’90s-influenced exercise in gritty wonderment. But thanks to a perfectly-matched lead, Shia LaBeouf, the movie makes enough impact to justify its existence.
  99. The ideal movie for people too lazy to read a Harlequin romance, this by-the-numbers love story doesn't offer a single surprise.

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