New Times (L.A.)'s Scores

  • Movies
For 639 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 52% higher than the average critic
  • 1% same as the average critic
  • 47% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 5.3 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 60
Highest review score: 100 Donnie Darko
Lowest review score: 0 Rollerball
Score distribution:
639 movie reviews
  1. This tripe, however, isn't worth your time or our ink.
  2. Simply, the worst movie of a wretched year.
  3. Alas, Slackers sucks. It's so bad Schwartzman can't save it, though he tries mightily; a flash of nudity from Pearl Harbor babe and male-named model-turned-actress James King isn't even worth the price of a video rental down the line.
  4. Sandler and Spade continue their avid quest to dumb down America.
  5. Even those looking to catch a few Diane Lane tit shots will be so exhausted by the endless nothingness between each one that it won't be worth it.
    • New Times (L.A.)
  6. Seems to exist solely to prove there is something beneath the bottom of the barrel.
  7. The dumbest thing this side of a lobotomy.
  8. A torturous, mawkish, ill-conceived remake.
    • New Times (L.A.)
  9. Worst movie of the year.

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