New Times (L.A.)'s Scores
- Movies
For 639 reviews, this publication has graded:
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52% higher than the average critic
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1% same as the average critic
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47% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 5.3 points lower than other critics.
(0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 60
| Highest review score: | Donnie Darko | |
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| Lowest review score: | Rollerball |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 314 out of 639
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Mixed: 210 out of 639
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Negative: 115 out of 639
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Luke Y. Thompson
Jeffrey Greeley's loving photography of the wintry landscapes is beautiful, but lead actor Jacob Lee Hedman is nowhere near as charismatic as he needs to be for a film with this few characters.- New Times (L.A.)
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Andy Klein
What Ichaso does do is take us on a dizzying, constantly moving ride through an exciting decade in the blossoming of "Nuyorican" culture with its most flamboyant figure as our focus.- New Times (L.A.)
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Andy Klein
While the humor is recognizably Plympton, he has actually bothered to construct a real story this time, and the joke sequences are shorter and better integrated. The visual style is also richer and "better drawn" than before.- New Times (L.A.)
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Gregory Weinkauf
The challenge faced here by writer-director Robert Guédiguian (Charge!) is to keep his cheap melodrama from curdling his insightful societal appraisal.- New Times (L.A.)
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Luke Y. Thompson
Feels dated in the post-9/11 world. But it would have felt passé and unnecessary regardless; it's the sort of film Michael Dudikoff, Chuck Norris and their ilk cranked out on a near-monthly basis when Reagan was president.- New Times (L.A.)
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Andy Klein
Enjoyable, if utterly stupid, upscale entry in the old Amityville Horror genre -- that is, a horror film allegedly based on spooky and inexplicable real-life events.- New Times (L.A.)
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Robert Wilonsky
Rock Star takes itself so seriously it becomes full-on parody -- "This Is Spinal Tap" as a sanctimonious cautionary tale. And how rock 'n' roll is that?- New Times (L.A.)
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Luke Y. Thompson
For folks who like a genuinely tense suspense film with heavy doses of black humor, however, this ought to do it.- New Times (L.A.)
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David Ehrenstein
Not as tumultuous as "Happy Together" (the best gay break-up movie to date) it nonetheless offers much food for thought, particularly in regard to issues of trust and condom use.- New Times (L.A.)
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David Ehrenstein
May be too low-key for its own good. Still, if you want to get in on the ground floor of Aidan Gillen's certain-to-be-skyrocketing career, it's a good place to start.- New Times (L.A.)
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Andy Klein
Silva is a polished and sophisticated director who brings a surprisingly light touch to much of this apparently fact-based story.- New Times (L.A.)
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Bill Gallo
Damon looks like a kid lost in the wrong neighborhood, and his acting manners underscore that impression--everything is a bit too fine, too neat...An intermittently interesting, intermittently foolish film.- New Times (L.A.)
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Luke Y. Thompson
It's a visually poetic style, and likely to find hardcore devotees, especially among the ranks of Terence Malick and Marc Forster fans. Others will just find it painfully slow.- New Times (L.A.)
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Andy Klein
Toback has taken a distinctly '60s-ish personal experience and done his best to transplant it into the current, vastly different, cultural milieu. Harvard Man is a semi-throwback, a reminiscence without nostalgia or sentimentality.- New Times (L.A.)
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Andy Klein
After a few very funny early sequences, tricked up with grotesque, surreal editing and camerawork, the movie gets bogged down a bit during the first third.- New Times (L.A.)
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Gregory Weinkauf
What's in it for you? Mostly a bunch of astronauts and cosmonauts onboard the International Space Station, floating around filming each other.- New Times (L.A.)
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Luke Y. Thompson
No one in a McCulloch movie is ever normal -- most of the humor comes from characters saying or doing the weirdest thing you could possibly come up with in any given circumstance, and if that kind of humor's your bag, there's frequently a lot to enjoy in the bizarre antics of Green and Jason Lee,- New Times (L.A.)
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Andy Klein
Schnitzler's film has a great hook, some clever bits and well-drawn, if standard issue, characters, but is still only partly satisfying. The problem may very well be one of cultural translation.- New Times (L.A.)
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Luke Y. Thompson
If you can roll with these moments, the rest of the film pays off, but even with a relatively happy ending (one that, given the characters in question, may not last), it's a heck of a downer for date night.- New Times (L.A.)
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Gregory Weinkauf
Too bad it commits the crime of being so intensely average, because what could have been sensational turns out to be merely this week's heist movie.- New Times (L.A.)
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Andy Klein
It's always risky to characterize a new film as "unique," but Tuvalu, the debut feature from German director Veit Helmer, has as good a shot as any at claiming that label.- New Times (L.A.)
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Robert Wilonsky
Ultimately, Hart's War can't decide what it is: treatise on racism, escape (and escapist) thriller or murder mystery. So it sits there -- and we sit there with it, waiting and waiting. And waiting.- New Times (L.A.)
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Gregory Weinkauf
For better or worse the movie is simply simple -- the project's quality and significance depend upon one's perspective: Is this a daring and impressive homespun yarn or just a very middling stab at soft-core?- New Times (L.A.)
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Andy Klein
While Brother may be the perfect introduction for Kitano newcomers, longtime fans may find it superfluous and even a step down from the likes of Hana-Bi (1997) and Sonatine (1993).- New Times (L.A.)
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Luke Y. Thompson
Fortunately for the brothers, when your protagonist is personified as Jack Black, you can get away with a lot.- New Times (L.A.)
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Andy Klein
This is mostly well-constructed fluff, which is all it seems intended to be.- New Times (L.A.)
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Andy Klein
An occasionally funny, but overall limp, fish-out-of-water story.- New Times (L.A.)
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David Ehrenstein
More art-directed than directed, there's nothing in the way of serious thought to be found here,- New Times (L.A.)
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Luke Y. Thompson
Their (Tunney and Nelson) interplay is what saves the movie, and possibly should have been expanded upon to the exclusion of the other plot points.- New Times (L.A.)
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Gregory Weinkauf
Moves in fits and starts, with some crafty and credible fight choreography by Xin Xin Xiong on either side of the pretty but boring middle hour.- New Times (L.A.)
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Bill Gallo
Here's a fervent, G-rated version of contemporary life in which the divine overcomes the earthly and miracles are commonplace. It's aimed squarely at the emerging Christian market.- New Times (L.A.)
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Andy Klein
It just doesn¹t get very good until halfway through, in large part because the usually excellent Walston is miscast.- New Times (L.A.)
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Luke Y. Thompson
A unique and striking film for at least the first two-thirds of its running time, after which it turns, all too sadly, predictable and mundane- New Times (L.A.)
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Robert Wilonsky
When Affleck keeps getting work, the terrorists HAVE won. With blank eyes and soft features, he has none of the gravitas of his predecessors, Alec Baldwin and Harrison Ford, who saved the world with swagger. Affleck merely looks like a frat boy in over his head, which is perhaps the point.- New Times (L.A.)
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Andy Klein
Just barely diverting, even at under 80 minutes -- a TV episode inflated past its natural length.- New Times (L.A.)
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Gregory Weinkauf
Of all the A-list men playing dedicated authority figures, Star Wars alums Harrison Ford and Liam Neeson remain among the most amusing and pleasing, which is why K-19: The Widowmaker glides along engagingly rather than sinking.- New Times (L.A.)
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Gregory Weinkauf
Solondz's singular game plan is to dangle profoundly obnoxious caricatures before us, then punish them mercilessly for their stupidity, which is amusing enough if you're in the mood for that sort of thing.- New Times (L.A.)
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David Ehrenstein
Vera's technical prowess ends up selling his film short; he smoothes over hard truths even as he uncovers them.- New Times (L.A.)
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Luke Y. Thompson
Even Hartnett, designated Next Big Thing last year, seems like he's barely trying.- New Times (L.A.)
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Luke Y. Thompson
Highbrow self-appointed guardians of culture need not apply, but those who loved "Cool as Ice" have at last found a worthy follow-up.- New Times (L.A.)
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Gregory Weinkauf
Neither sensuously sizzling nor daftly off-beat, Better Than Sex occasionally rises to its own modest occasion by gently reversing our expectations.- New Times (L.A.)
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Luke Y. Thompson
At its best, Jurassic Park III is eerily similar to some of the more recent dinosaur-themed video games on the market.- New Times (L.A.)
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Andy Klein
The over-the-top sincerity that is so rewarding in "Face/Off" (1998), Woo's best American film, feels too clichéd in this more conventional context.- New Times (L.A.)
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Gregory Weinkauf
what we've got here is a little propaganda film. A mild one, certainly, but the cliché of DIY hopefuls (band) versus the Big Machine (music industry) foments the same tedious struggle of art versus commerce.- New Times (L.A.)
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Luke Y. Thompson
It's all a bit silly and predictable, but maybe that's the point.- New Times (L.A.)
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Robert Wilonsky
Serendipity already feels archaic, like some dusty relic that's been unearthed from an antique store's attic and polished off for display.- New Times (L.A.)
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Robert Wilonsky
It's by turns poignant and cold, twisted and sweet, dreamy and drab, effortless and overwrought. In short, the movie is a stunning, ambitious mess that leaves you wondering how much better it might have been without Kubrick's specter peering over Spielberg's heavy shoulders.- New Times (L.A.)
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Andy Klein
Les Destinées has a leisurely, contemplative pace without ever growing boring. Still, at the end, we are left somehow empty. For all the time we spend with these people, we never really get inside of them.- New Times (L.A.)
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Robert Wilonsky
At its best, Cats & Dogs plays like a live-action Tex Avery cartoon, down to the exploding ACME dog bone; it's slapstick and slapdash, full of silly and violent nonsense worth a chuckle or two as dogs slam into glass doors and cats play dead on suburban streets.- New Times (L.A.)
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Luke Y. Thompson
While some of Max's pranks are exhilarating and funny -- the movie takes too long setting things up and, once the pranks are over, dawdles to its inevitable conclusion.- New Times (L.A.)
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Luke Y. Thompson
All the ladies get repeatedly naked, which, after all, is why you're going to go see it. And there's nothing wrong with that.- New Times (L.A.)
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Luke Y. Thompson
It makes as good a case as any for the use of animation as a medium for serious, mature features.- New Times (L.A.)
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Luke Y. Thompson
There's nothing particularly wrong with this whole setup; it's just very by-the-numbers.- New Times (L.A.)
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Andy Klein
The film is often moving and explores the discomfort inherent in the contacts between the American "hosts" and their "guests," but its effect is diluted by slow pacing and lengthiness.- New Times (L.A.)
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Andy Klein
At best, second-rate pulp, hampered by excessive length, a thematically meandering screenplay, and a general lack of excitement.- New Times (L.A.)
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Robert Wilonsky
The film desperately wants to play like "Three Kings," a war film with a guilty conscience, but it's too pat and familiar to earn its high-minded stripes.- New Times (L.A.)
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Luke Y. Thompson
Film falls into the same trap as the book: a moderately interesting setup ultimately undone by an ending that makes the audience feel like fools for investing any sympathy with the characters.- New Times (L.A.)
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Bill Gallo
There is more anxiety than loving humor in the proceedings, and a noticeable lack of charm.- New Times (L.A.)
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Andy Klein
Despite the generally likable characters and the abundance of clever ideas, Lustig mucks it all up with her "trick" editing.- New Times (L.A.)
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Luke Y. Thompson
It isn't until Joe starts getting confident and cocky that Allen starts to feel a little more natural in the role, and by then the movie's plot has all but evaporated into a series of wispy gags that barely register.- New Times (L.A.)
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Andy Klein
On the up side, there are some genuinely funny jokes, and Oedekerk has been wise enough to keep the running time down to 82 minutes, including the eight-minute closing credit sequence (which is worth staying through its entirety). But Kung Pow! is no "What's Up, Tiger Lily?"- New Times (L.A.)
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The muddiness of the basic concept and the thinness of its execution eventually defeat even Witherspoon's talents.- New Times (L.A.)
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Andy Klein
Fact is, there is nothing feloniously awful about the whole thing, but the laughs are tepid and too infrequent.- New Times (L.A.)
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Andy Klein
The redeeming features of All Over the Guy are the consistently engaging performances and some genuinely funny dialogue.- New Times (L.A.)
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David Ehrenstein
Few things are quite as frustrating as a film that chooses a highly controversial subject then proceeds to give it the kid-glove treatment. That's the case with writer-director James Bolton's well-made, if excruciatingly slow-paced, drama.- New Times (L.A.)
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Robert Wilonsky
Little more than direct-to-vid nonsense offered by Disney at dollars on the penny to parents looking to waste time and money keeping kids occupied away from the TV screen.- New Times (L.A.)
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Robert Wilonsky
Shrek isn't clever or smart. It just wants you to think it is, through wink after wink after wink.- New Times (L.A.)
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M.V. Moorhead
It's a crude, visually ugly, and peculiarly over-plotted movie, but the blunt, pungent, physical shtick is often pretty funny.- New Times (L.A.)
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Luke Y. Thompson
Stallone's script is well structured, though the jaw-droppingly banal dialogue gives us little reason to care.- New Times (L.A.)
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Gregory Weinkauf
Loses significant points for its lazy story and complacent delivery.- New Times (L.A.)
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Andy Klein
Thankfully, the final, long action set piece, which owes a debt to "The Manchurian Candidate" among others, is free of such problems. Shiri manages to go out on its most exciting sequence. There are worse ways to go.- New Times (L.A.)
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Jean Oppenheimer
If only good intentions were enough to redeem a picture, perhaps ABCD would be worth a look.- New Times (L.A.)
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Andy Klein
Has an awkwardness that defeats whatever emotional involvement it tries to achieve.- New Times (L.A.)
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Luke Y. Thompson
Too bad it isn't quite funny enough to be mistaken for "Jackass."- New Times (L.A.)
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Luke Y. Thompson
Isn't quite as offensive as it sounds, nor is it in any way rousing; Spacey and Bridges are watchable, but nothing more.- New Times (L.A.)
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Luke Y. Thompson
The next time Irwin wants to make a feature, however, he should find a director who knows how.- New Times (L.A.)
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Luke Y. Thompson
"Center of the World" portrays a much more believable example of what happens when a computer nerd realizes that his erotic fantasies aren't the same thing as love.- New Times (L.A.)
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Luke Y. Thompson
The prettiest Dogme film to date may be the one that has the least to say.- New Times (L.A.)
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Luke Y. Thompson
Since we know most of this cast is capable of acting, one must assume they received little instruction. Even if they did, who could blame them for not listening? After all, they are dealing with a script that tries to play scenes featuring drunken ghosts with silly accents for tragedy.- New Times (L.A.)
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Andy Klein
This use of narrative irony is in fact not just the central joke; it's the only joke. And as a result, the movie slightly overstays its welcome.- New Times (L.A.)
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Jean Oppenheimer
Viewers expecting another enchanting, whimsical tale of high energy and mischievous spirits will be sorely disappointed.- New Times (L.A.)
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Robert Wilonsky
The actual finale, which so betrays what's come before it that it leaves one walking out of the theater holding a grudge against what was.- New Times (L.A.)
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Luke Y. Thompson
Where "Twin Falls" was slow, brooding and haunting in a manner that fit the subject matter -- the imminent death of one of the principal characters -- Jackpot is just slow and uneventful, like a cross-country Greyhound bus trip that never stops.- New Times (L.A.)
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Luke Y. Thompson
Roberto Schaefer's cinematography keeps things visually interesting, but spending an hour and a half with a gloomy, static lunatic hardly makes for a scintillating evening out, no matter how pretty she may be.- New Times (L.A.)
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Bill Gallo
Like hundreds of doomed movie protagonists before him, the hero of Life as a House doesn't have long to live. By the second reel, you may find yourself wishing his time on the planet was even shorter.- New Times (L.A.)
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Andy Klein
This is not exactly original, but Schaeffer and his cast manage to make it tolerable.- New Times (L.A.)
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Luke Y. Thompson
It's technically a well-made film: Chandrasekhar, who directed, gives it the look of a studio feature on a sizably smaller budget. It's just the script that betrays its cast.- New Times (L.A.)
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Andy Klein
The film is reasonably entertaining, though it begins to drag two-thirds through, when the melodramatic aspects start to overtake the comedy.- New Times (L.A.)
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Jean Oppenheimer
Never rises above the level of a 1950s-era adolescent romance novel.- New Times (L.A.)
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M.V. Moorhead
It would be hard to imagine a less exciting movie. Still, inoffensiveness can sometimes lead to success, at least initially, for a family film.- New Times (L.A.)
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Luke Y. Thompson
Joe Morton, Linda Hunt and Kathy Bates show up in supporting roles, only to have Costner's flagging energy drag them down, too.- New Times (L.A.)
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Robert Wilonsky
The cumulative effect is less thrilling than it is merely amusing.- New Times (L.A.)
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Luke Y. Thompson
A key problem here is that the film is adapting a short story, and, as such, has to pad it out to feature length -- it still comes in at a scant 82 minutes, about 52 minutes too long.- New Times (L.A.)
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David Ehrenstein
If you're a Basquiat fan, or were around in New York back then, you'll want to take a look. If not, this film has little to recommend.- New Times (L.A.)
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Luke Y. Thompson
Full of fits and starts, it never really gets going, stalling at every turn without even giving us enough of what we paid to see -- Snoop Dogg and gore.- New Times (L.A.)
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Andy Klein
The plot can be really tough to follow, in part because Banderas' accent, rarely a problem in recent years, is surprisingly hard to understand at crucial moments, and partly because it's tough to keep track of just who's working for whom...and why...and even where.- New Times (L.A.)
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