Mr. Showbiz's Scores

  • Movies
For 720 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 52% higher than the average critic
  • 4% same as the average critic
  • 44% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 6.1 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 59
Highest review score: 100 Brigham City
Lowest review score: 0 Dude, Where's My Car?
Score distribution:
720 movie reviews
  1. The script is pure Disney formula. Dinosaur offers next to nothing in the way of variation.
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  2. Yields beguiling nectar.
  3. Smith and Fitzgerald are funny, feisty, poignant, and altogether realistic. Will they end up lovers, friends, side-by-side corpses? Their sharp performances make Series 7 as frighteningly addictive as crack, or even "Survivor."
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  4. Few other 1999 films are as filthy with tantalizing elements as Agnieszka Holland's The Third Miracle, and of those that come close, none other is as pointless, confused, or unsatisfying.
  5. An aimless, pointless dawdle.
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  6. The first 15 minutes of Nowhere to Hide rock, and after that it's got nowhere to hide from its own excesses.
  7. Agnes Browne hums along as a series of pleasant vignettes, only frantically shifting to a single narrative track in its third act for the sake of an unbelievably upbeat ending.
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  8. A botched effort. Not necessarily bad, but hardly compelling either.
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  9. Though far from a sophomore slump, Snatch, like "Smoking Barrels," is such a grab bag of other influences that it's tough to figure out what, if anything, about Ritchie's style is uniquely his own.
  10. A preachy, monotonous failure hyped as a follow-up to his incendiary 1991 debut, "Boyz N the Hood."
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  11. The entire ensemble is first-rate.
  12. It's a larky hoot in its best moments, and it has a refreshingly unforced sense of fun that buoys the scenes that are straight out of Lame Movie Laffs 101.
  13. It's Besson's stunning visual fluency that takes center stage, and in the end, that's not quite enough.
  14. Its characters and plot are almost wholly negligible. It's just a party.
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  15. If Parker had aimed more at capturing the author's unique voice, and worried less about getting the details right, his movie might have been extraordinary as well.
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  16. Comes off as an exceedingly pleasant, wistful romantic romp.
  17. The movie's most glaring flaw is that the brothers and their screenwriters, Terry Hayes and Rafael Yglesias, don't manage to preserve the secret of the Ripper's identity for nearly as long as they intend to.
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  18. Writer-director Harmony Korine seems more interested in churning your stomach than in warming your heart.
  19. Giuseppe Tornatore has long been a master of cheap sentiment ("Cinema Paradiso," " The Legend of 1900"), but his latest film is his most shallow, reprehensible exercise in nostalgia to date.
  20. The year's first sure-fire Oscar nominee has arrived with flying colors.
  21. By the time Rock Star reaches its cop-out, "All About Eve"-ish ending, the only thrashing that should be going on is of the filmmakers, for bungling such a promising premise.
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  22. So desperate to be rebellious and cool, that it's impossible to see it as anything more than one big case of "been there, done that" -- even if your drugs have already kicked in.
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  23. Dim and eye-rollingly foolish -- Call it Dumb, Dumber, Dumber Still, and Dumbest.
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  24. McDonald makes for an appealingly befuddled bloke, and the sprightly Montgomery would turn any blighter's head. In a better movie, we'd care about what happened to them.
  25. A pale imitation of the original Winnie the Pooh Disney shorts of the '60s, but a vast improvement on the current Pooh TV series and straight-to-tape specials.
  26. A gritty, well-acted urban drama with lots of humanity.
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  27. Never takes off, and much of the time Pool seems lost herself, resorting to clichés, redundancy, and dead-end allegory.
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  28. Marred by an unconvincing love triangle and an insincere dénouement, it's a story that nonetheless resonates as much as "Saving Private Ryan does."
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  29. Relevant message aside, there's no good reason to sit through photographer Neal Slavin's directorial debut.
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  30. O
    Too much of a locker-room melodrama to make for great tragedy.
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