Miami Herald's Scores

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For 4,219 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 48% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 49% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 5.3 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 60
Highest review score: 100 Radio Days
Lowest review score: 0 Teen Wolf Too
Score distribution:
4219 movie reviews
  1. Food, Inc. argues that part of the reason why the food industry is so difficult to regulate is that many of the government officials currently assigned to watchdog roles were once employed by the companies they now keep tabs on.
  2. Most contemporary sci-fi movies come on with all CGI-guns blazing, trying to blow the roof off the theater. Moon settles for trying to blow your mind instead.
  3. What a grand and dazzling route Coppola takes.
  4. The Hangover remains unrepentantly irresponsible and hilarious throughout, culminating with what could be the funniest montage ever to grace a picture's end credits. The summer's first sleeper hit has arrived.
  5. A pleasant if unremarkable romantic comedy that plays out like a sitcom with great scenery.
  6. Some episodes are funnier than others, but they're all underscored by a pervasive melancholy.
  7. The whole thing feels at least three summers too stale.
  8. Up
    Rousing, exhilarating entertainment.
  9. The movie is a goofy, ridiculous blast, and yet Raimi means business: Even the precociously cute kitty isn't safe in this one.
  10. Even Ben Stiller looks bored out of his mind in Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian, and he got paid several million dollars to star in it.
  11. Anything but light on its feet. It lumbers instead of dazzles, drags where it should feint and jab.
  12. The most timid in the series. There's no invention in it, no sense of discovery. Only the impressively orchestrated action sequences feel fresh.
  13. Technically a prequel to "Da Vinci" but could also pass for a two-hour episode of "24," rarely stands still long enough for anyone to deliver a monologue.
  14. Even after the plot has left you behind, you still watch The Brothers Bloom with a smile, because the actors are so engaging.
  15. It's pretty much a waste of everyone's time, especially yours.
  16. After a promising start, this ambitious but ultimately clunky and unwieldy movie dissolves into a pile of ideas in dire need of dramatization.
  17. Charles Bukowski would have loved this foul-mouthed, fiery, reckless woman. Against all odds and common sense, you will, too.
  18. Little Ashes succumbs to the dreaded Masterpiece Theater syndrome as a talky historical drama weighed down by self-importance.
  19. What ensues is an uneasy mix of farcical slapstick and comedy of errors with a violent, blood-soaked tale of inner-city crime.
  20. Even in the 21st century, public discussions of homosexuality still make a lot of people awfully jittery. With passion and candor, Outrage argues that everyone needs to just get over it.
  21. Fierce, profane and hilarious comedy.
  22. There is considerable fun in discovering the hows and whys the crew of the U.S.S. Enterprise came together, and each member has at least one moment in the spotlight, including the esteemed helmsman Sulu.
  23. Jackman's charisma breathes the fire into Wolverine, not the rather pedestrian script or the by-the-numbers action.
  24. Here's what is bad: this movie.
  25. Downey gives a nervy, riveting performance in The Soloist.
  26. The movie humanizes Tyson and brings him down to the land of mortals, making his achievements loom larger. And if the boxer hasn't entirely made peace with his troubled soul, Tyson suggests the struggle is going his way.
  27. Co-written by Tony Gilroy, who penned the tricky "Michael Clayton" and the even trickier "Duplicity," State of Play displays its savvy without being quite so showy.
  28. Though there's nothing revolutionary about 17 Again, the movie is undeniably enjoyable.
  29. Sensational documentary.
  30. You don't need a Ouija board to suss out where all this is heading, but Is Anybody There? counteracts its deficiencies -- predictability, sentimentality -- with a healthy dose of dark humor.
  31. Observe and Report conveys an essential truth about Rogen: Like every other actor on the planet, he needs good material to do good work.
  32. A loud, dumb movie, but its male, car-obsessed audience will probably enjoy it anyway.
  33. Mottola softens his approach, and Adventureland turns out to be more like "Nick and Nora's Infinite Playlist" than a Judd Apatow creation.
  34. Hilarious and socially astute.
  35. On the plus side, if you're flummoxed by the twisty plot or its occasional holes, you can always gaze contentedly at Clive Owen and be wholly entertained.
  36. Among the invited guests are Sarah Jessica Parker and Julia Roberts. Only one fellow designer is present: Karl Lagerfeld, the German designer settled in Paris.
  37. Its overall ability to balance humor and drama, attention to emotional detail and a few winning performances outweighs its maudlin tendencies.
  38. Watchmen is a spectacularly violent movie.
  39. Crossing Over is a result of the sledgehammer approach writer-director Wayne Kramer (Running Scared, The Cooler) takes to his subject matter -- the same heavy-handed tactics that earned "Crash" three Oscars.
  40. A surprisingly straightforward romp in slasher-flick cliches, Friday the 13th is replete with gee-whiz gore, gratuitous sex and nudity and party-loving teens with a penchant for ending up on the wrong end of a pick ax.
  41. Essentially a horror movie for kids, but it is also gentle and funny and whimsical, and even in its darkest moments, Selick never forgets who his target audience is. Still, some young children might have a nightmare or two after seeing it.
  42. The fact that you won't remember any of these names for more than a minute should indicate exactly how much depth each character displays.
  43. There are three or four big laughs scattered throughout The Pink Panther 2, along with a smattering of decent chuckles. But all those moments combined account for maybe five minutes of screen time, which leaves you with another hour and a half of movie to sit through.
  44. A curiously inert and talky action picture about good-looking mutants on the run from bad (but equally good-looking) ones, Push wastes a decent idea and stylish direction on a script that's much more Ingmar Bergman than Stan Lee.
  45. The comedy is slapstick, the colors Day Glo, the outcome inevitable.
  46. An hour after seeing it, you may not remember what The International was about. But you'll certainly remember that shootout. That is something to behold.
  47. The first Hollywood horror flick I've seen that seems like it was made specifically for 12-year-olds.
  48. Taken is nonsense, but it's terrifically entertaining nonsense.
  49. The ghastly first half of this romantic comedy -- is as close to unwatchable as any moment in "Bride Wars." The fact that it stars Renée Zellweger just makes it harder to bear.
  50. There isn't a single scene in this story about a traveler from another planet (Jim Caviezel) who crash-lands on Earth during the Iron Age that doesn't remind you of another, better movie.
  51. You know a movie's not working when you see minotaurs, flying monkeys, "The Wizard of Oz's" Toto and Helen Mirren riding a unicorn -- all on the screen at the same time -- and you're still waiting for the thing to be over so you can go home and get on with your life.
  52. A lively, funny, imaginative film that should appeal to kids and their pet-loving parents.
  53. Notorious excels at showcasing Wallace's music and his magnetism as a performer: It fares less well at giving that music a proper context.
  54. An insipid comedy in which the women are shallow, acquisitive, backstabbing, selfish harridans.
  55. The film isn't much of a character study; too many of its secondary characters are stereotypes, and it never fully engages our emotions the way "Schindler's List" or "The Pianist" did.
  56. An impeccably shot, studiously staged, passionately acted bore, one of those curious fizzles in which everyone seems to do everything right, but the film simply refuses to take off.
  57. This is a long, impeccably detailed, richly textured movie about a most unusual life, and although it's far from perfect, the sum of it achieves what Fincher set out to do in the first place: Make you blubber like a 6-year-old who just found his pet turtle lying belly-up.
  58. Provides the rare pleasure of a blossoming romance between two people older than Kate Hudson or Ryan Reynolds.
  59. Marley & Me gets so many of the details right, particularly in its final act, when it turns into a five-hanky weeper.
  60. The film improves once the assassination attempt goes awry, but the audience is never truly invested in the actions of these heroic men.
  61. Waltz With Bashir isn't only a harrowing anti-war plea, it is also an eloquent and deeply moving argument that it is critical to never forget human atrocity, lest the past be repeated.
  62. It's even better as a love story that just happens to make you laugh.
  63. Skillfully straddles an intriguing line between reality and fiction.
  64. As written, Seven Pounds would have always been a melancholy experience, but a lighter touch would have helped to keep you from noticing the implausibility of its plot.
  65. The Wrestler presents a fascinating peek at the workings of the pro wrestling industry (the tenderness and humor the athletes share backstage is the complete opposite of the ferocity they display in the ring).
  66. Just because the new The Day the Earth Stood Still is green, though, doesn't mean it's dull. If anything, there's a lot more mayhem and destruction this time around.
  67. Not exactly a tour de force, but the film succeeds on the wattage of its stars.
  68. The movie is supremely entertaining -- and often hilarious.
  69. The Reader doesn't do enough to explore the guilt and betrayal the adult Michael feels over the acts of his elders.
  70. Within the confines of this minimalist picture, there are sequences so vital, timely and of-the-moment, so powerful and well-observed and precise, the effect can be emotionally overwhelming.
  71. Despite the great care and research that went into the movie, Frost/Nixon pales in comparison to Oliver Stone's "Nixon" when it comes to humanizing the infamous leader.
  72. For those who can tough it out -- and not everyone will -- Hunger is a searing experience. Just don't expect to have much of an appetite when it's over.
  73. Nobel Son is not good. Nor is it bad. It exists, instead, somewhere in the middle ground of interesting enough to hold one's attention without actually providing any fresh, sensible or nonderivative developments.
  74. Four Christmases is sour to the point of curdling, a satirical look at the holidays a la "Bad Santa" that does exactly what that film avoided: come off as both off-puttingly misanthropic and gloppily sentimental.
  75. As good as it is depicting his career, Milk doesn't fare quite as well as a portrait of the man himself.
  76. Has that formulaic, cookie-cutter feel typical of many Disney toons. The premise is inspired, but the follow-through is merely adequate.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 63 Critic Score
    None of the movie's flaws will matter. Teenage girls are going to love Twilight,and many are sure to see it more than once.
  77. You know something's amiss when you're in the middle of a picture that runs under three hours and you're tempted to whip out your cellphone and send friends a text message that reads "Send food."
  78. The film feels more like an extended epilogue than a stand-alone adventure, which may be because it is the shortest (105 minutes) entry in the series.
  79. A terrific yarn, one so engrossing and surprising that the nature of the story's structure -- each question Jamal gets asked on the show corresponds with a traumatic or momentous moment from his childhood -- never feels like a contrived framing device.
  80. The casting is the key to the success of this absolutely hilarious crowd-pleaser.
  81. Even though it unfolds almost entirely through a child's eyes, and contains no onscreen violence, The Boy in the Striped Pajamas packs as devastating a punch as an adult-oriented drama about the subject. Its concluding five minutes are almost impossible to watch.
  82. Smith's funniest, sharpest and most polished movie to date. It also is his most mature and emotionally engaging picture, even if it happens to contain one of the grossest sight gags I've ever encountered in a mainstream Hollywood film.
  83. It's lifted from pretty much every movie or TV show you've ever seen about police corruption, only not done as well.
  84. The movie has an epic sweep but an intimate, personal feel. If Changeling lacks the knockout power of, say, "Million Dollar Baby," it proves that Eastwood continues to seek out stories that take him places he hasn't been before -- and the audience along with him.
  85. Director Claudel makes you wait until film's end to discover why, exactly, Juliette committed her unspeakable crime, and it's the only disappointing aspect of the movie -- the only time I've Loved You So Long traipses into melodrama. But the rest of this utterly absorbing picture never strikes a false note.
  86. You have never seen a movie quite like this one.
  87. W.
    Passably interesting, occasionally riveting and largely superfluous. But it's certainly a worthwhile curiosity, and it's not what anyone expected. At the movies these days, that alone is worth something.
  88. Emotes mightily but says precious little.
  89. It's a generic, clunky title. The movie isn't quite as disposable, but it's not exactly memorable, either.
  90. Ashes of Time Redux is primarily a sensory experience that deserves to be seen on as big a screen as possible.
  91. A crowd-pleasing comedy that makes up for its formulaic, sitcom-ready premise with likable performances and an inviting sense of humor.
  92. The movie is an exceedingly slight tale whose entire second half consists primarily of special effects and wonderful set designs.
  93. It's a powerful argument for optimism.
  94. Although the characters are all cartoons, Ritchie still invests them with enough personality to make them stand out as real people, which is what makes RocknRolla much more involving than your typical Tarantino ripoff.
  95. The bulk of Religulous is a passionate but misguided attempt by Maher to stimulate the 16 percent of the American population who deem themselves non-religious into standing up and being counted.
  96. This film, directed by Curb Your Enthusiasm's Robert Weide, makes an entertaining companion piece to his book.
  97. The movie is filled with wonderful music, memorable characters and rich, quotable dialogue. But what makes the picture really soar is the way it reminds you what it feels like to fall in love -- and the endless, countless possibilities a new romance brings.
  98. Bad enough to earn a rare spot on my hallowed list of ''The Worst Movies I've Ever Seen,'' An American Carol is testament that the country's culture wars are raging just as strongly within Hollywood as anywhere else.
  99. Even a film as shabby and humdrum as Beverly Hills Chihuahua, which never musters up the wit and beauty of a single frame of "Lady and the Tramp," is not without its pleasures.

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