L.A. Weekly's Scores

For 3,750 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 46% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 51% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 8.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 56
Highest review score: 100 A Bread Factory Part Two: Walk With Me a While
Lowest review score: 0 Deuces Wild
Score distribution:
3750 movie reviews
    • 44 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    For a movie aiming to play like some 1970s throwback, both in sound and spirit, the most depressing thing about The Wendell Baker Story is how messy and impersonal it feels.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Not quite disturbingly forlorn, but forlorn (and overly literal) just the same, this latest entry in the doggy-acrobat subgenre of canine comedies has but one joke, and it comes early: In the Idol age, celebrity culture has gone to the dogs -- literally.
  1. Its tone is as disjointed as if this were a first effort.
  2. Overproduced, psychologically muddled, and burdened with an enchantingly overheated screenplay.
  3. Amiable but not especially funny film.
  4. Director Volker Schlöndorff is ponderously out of his depth with comic pulp, and fatally heavy-handed with his actors.
  5. Sweet, innocuous and about as fresh as yesterday's lettuce.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    From tepid start to laughable middle to thudding finish (and the final two minutes smack of a reshoot), it's nothing but a herky-jerky clusterfuck of noise and nonsense.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    The result is like "American Idol" meets C.A.R.E. infomercial.
  6. If not for the race sequences and the intriguing presence of Caviezel, who made this film before "The Passion of the Christ" and who one hopes will take on even more roles befitting his peculiar sad-eyed charisma, the film would amount to a well-intentioned snooze.
  7. Garner is no more than serviceable as the tightly wound Gray.
  8. The actors sleepwalk through their roles (save for Rosemary herself, Mia Farrow, chewing the scenery with termitelike gusto as the boy's satanic protector), while Moore, who previously directed "Behind Enemy Lines" and the "Flight of the Phoenix" remake, seems completely at a loss without any planes to crash.
  9. Half a notch above a vanity project, this chipper little number by French director Steve Suissa offers a deadly combination of shamelessness, narcissism and schoolboy comedy.
  10. The Animal is tailor-made for last-resort Friday-night rentals.
  11. Undisciplined and overstuffed with enough surplus plot twists to make your neck ache, The Mexican affects the tousled look of a self-conscious indie.
  12. Both stars are atrocious -- but the real blame for this cosmically self-indulgent disaster lies with Kevin Smith, who directs like a proud father who can't stop showing you pictures of his kids. And here's the thing: The brats are ugly.
  13. Everything has been watered down: the intensity of the hero, the sense of sexual danger, the violence.
  14. This rancidly exploitative movie is redeemed only by canny performances by both leads, as well as Sandra Oh in a supporting role as Phoebe’s friend.
  15. In this serviceable remake of the fondly remembered 1959 Disney comedy (which starred Fred MacMurray), an impressively dexterous Tim Allen plays Dave Douglas.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Little more than a movie of the week with slick visuals and an amped soundtrack.
  16. There's no real story and that would be fine, if Rogers and screenwriter Adam Herz could keep from pretending otherwise.
  17. An intermittently gripping, good-looking movie.
  18. Meant as a return to the form and substance of Allen's far superior early work satirizing the equivocations and betrayals with which we ruin our lives. In fact, the movie only comes alive as a hostile critique of psychoanalysis.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    The film is confidently polished, and thankfully more sweet-tempered than preachy, given that every narrative thread has an underlying theme of social injustice.
  19. Lurie manages, despite these obstacles, to inspire Redford to give one of the most layered and interesting performances of his career.
  20. In many ways, Marshall and Barrymore are an equal match -- while both have a flair for the small touches that build a good comic scene, each lacks the complex layering of motive and emotion that make a human life believably real.
  21. The main inspiration here seems to be David Lynch, though fans of Fred Walton’s 1979 hair-raiser "When a Stranger Calls" may experience a touch of déjà vu as well.
  22. Paycheck is too smart for a mindless actioneer, and too slick to capture the full moral weight of Dick's dystopia.
  23. Cloying, unoriginal stuff, rescued -- barely -- by the easy affection that courses between Bullock and Connick Jr., and by the lovely cinematography of Caleb Deschanel.
  24. A movie that’s full of sound, fury and unintentional camp -- and is still bafflingly inert.

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