GameWatcher's Scores

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For 2,108 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 54% higher than the average critic
  • 6% same as the average critic
  • 40% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 2.4 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Game review score: 72
Highest review score: 100 A Way Out
Lowest review score: 10 Haunted House: Cryptic Graves
Score distribution:
2110 game reviews
    • 46 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    The most telling problem though, is that even when playing with the very best squad of footballers that Pure can muster, it just isn't engaging and fluid enough to be of interest for more than a couple of matches.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    By the time you reach the end boss, complete with compulsory quick-time events, you'll be glad it's over. Daggerdale doesn't do anything out of the ordinary – it's a typical plod through the world of D&D, and a stale one at that.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    Just too lifeless to bother with.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Impire does have an interesting approach to resources, with its above world raids (it’s a 2D map) and points system of dungeon upgrades based on performance but, ultimately, Impire is flawed, conceptually and technically.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    If you're likely to be playing without kids, you're not going to be hooked by this loosely connected mini-game compendium and should deduct a point.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Once you get through a lot of the shock that comes with The Fall being a tablet conversion and all the little problems it has, fortunately you'll find that it's still a fun new slice of Human Revolution.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    I hate to use the term "cash-in" but there really isn't any other description for Sanctum of Slime.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    As it stands, it’s hard to recommend LA Cops when you can pick up the next slice of Hotline Miami’s gory abstraction at a similar price point.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 85 Critic Score
    This game earns the name extreme, from the maps to the enemies to the combat.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    All in all, Agarest Generations of War is pretty bland, generic, and average. Factoring in pure gameplay, there are plenty of better JRPG to sample, and, hopefully, a brighter future for the genre above and beyond what this PC port would illuminate.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    007 Legends is rushed, short, frustrating, and wastes several interesting scenarios. It's at best slightly above average (several bits in Moonraker), but largely painfully average or excruciatingly below average.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 48 Critic Score
    I was under whelmed by this game. It seemed a game with all of the right elements, but they never really came together in a way that ‘smelled as sweet’ as a game by any other name.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    There's precious little to recommend here outside of the occasionally cutesy over-sexed anime visuals and comedy wobbling breasts.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    I can forgive the shonky voice acting, the monotony of the slaughter, the lack of free roaming. I can ignore the dull challenges, I can even forgive the second rate graphics, this is a slasher game and there is plenty of stabbing and hacking to keep you going, but what I can't forgive, in the end, is the dreadful monotony of stun to finishing move and back again.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 55 Critic Score
    It's just a little bit boring right now. If you want to show Paradox and Kerberos your support, then by all means go buy it, but regardless of whether you pick it up now or not, it'll probably take a couple of months of patches to be the game it was meant to be.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 35 Critic Score
    For fans of gaming, stay well clear. Even as far as movie-tie-ins go, this title is the biggest crime to the Harry Potter franchise since Emma Watson decided looking like a public schoolboy is sexy.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 58 Critic Score
    All in all this is a game that I still feel has potential. All the right aspects are there, but the spit and polish is missing the spit.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    This new Tony Hawk title fails in every way that Activision wanted it to succeed: it’s more difficult, it’s less fun, and it still doesn’t beat Skate. Sure, the skateboard is neat, but it, like everything else in the game, clearly is incomplete. Tony Hawk: Ride is just that: unfinished, incomplete, and broken.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    Bombshell isn’t the worst game I’ve ever played, but it’s among the most dull and uninteresting. From its cheesy, late-90s alien blasting plot to its absolutely repetitive action, it’s tough to pull out any redeeming qualities. Even assuming its bevy of technical issues get ironed out, this one still isn’t worth your time.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    The epitome of a terrible movie tie-in game.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    As one of those Star Trek fans I certainly did enjoy moments of The Videogame, but I think I would’ve had a lot more fun continuing with Star Trek Online instead. This one won’t live long and prosper, and good thing too.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    In short then, Quantum Theory is just too flat, too unpolished and too unoriginal to make any positive lasting impression.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 35 Critic Score
    For fans of gaming, stay well clear. Even as far as movie-tie-ins go, this title is the biggest crime to the Harry Potter franchise since Emma Watson decided looking like a public schoolboy is sexy.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 47 Critic Score
    If you liked Samurai Warriors, then you'll like number 2.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    I tested the Xbox 360 version of Omerta, which controlled fine. The 360 versions of Tropico both had decent performance, and the same is true here. As well as working smoothly on a technical level, the actual control scheme is well-thought out. It’s clear that Omerta began life with both platforms in mind instead of console being tacked on as an after-thought.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 35 Critic Score
    For fans of gaming, stay well clear. Even as far as movie-tie-ins go, this title is the biggest crime to the Harry Potter franchise since Emma Watson decided looking like a public schoolboy is sexy.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Had the core gameplay been better polished then Naughty Bear would have been able to get away with having only a few solitary environments to explore, but as it stands it's a hell of a lot of fun for a couple of hours, but that's your lot.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    There are lots of good ideas here, variations in objectives, AI companions, skill building, and numerous aircrafts to fly, but it all feels so bland, mundane even.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Had the core gameplay been better polished then Naughty Bear would have been able to get away with having only a few solitary environments to explore, but as it stands it's a hell of a lot of fun for a couple of hours, but that's your lot.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    If I've come across as harsh or bitchy in this review, that's because the game genuinely angered me whilst playing it. Not only was it boring and a chore, badly written and animated, and full of glitches, but it just seems so lazy.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    The combat hits an enjoyable, if uninspired, rhythm at times, but really, Clan of Champions does nothing new, confining you to small, cookie-cutter environments and not even having the good grace to polish your loot.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    A lazily cobbled-together, bargain basement piece of shovelware that deserves neither your time or money.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 25 Critic Score
    Despite all the many, many problems the game has, Spellbound still programmed in the ability to stir soup. Soup your character can't actually use. They actually took development time out from dialogue, story, characters, quests, content, graphics, combat, and all the other essential RPG elements they screwed up to give your annoying shepherd an utterly pointless animation. That just blows my mind.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Without the nostalgia factor, it's just a very short and dated experience with a glimmer of the wonder that once gripped the arcade world. That's really not enough to compete with what's out there now.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    4PM
    4PM claims to be an experimental title yet it’s as by the numbers as they come.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    A lazily cobbled-together, bargain basement piece of shovelware that deserves neither your time or money.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    Why bother playing this mess of a game when you could be playing Kinect Sports instead?
    • 40 Metascore
    • 42 Critic Score
    The equation got heavy on the negative side with a dull collection of ammunition, mediocre mission objectives, obsolete and redundant computer infiltration techniques as well as game pacing that is confusingly inconsistent.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    It’s not a game that you should spend your money on quite yet. Maybe, after the passage of time, when you can find it cheap or even for free, it will be worth a cursory glance. For the moment however, it’s best to skip this one out.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 57 Critic Score
    The casual gamer won’t even dignify this with half a first glance, it’s a game to remind yourself that there’s a big wide World out there, and you’re missing it!
    • 38 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    If you look at it as an action game, then it falls at almost every hurdle. Aiming is jerky and hard, and the controls are too complex to engage in fast-paced combat. However, if you look at it from a simulation point of view, enthusiasts of mech-games certainly have something to get excited about at being in the cockpit of one without forking out the £200-odd for the previous game.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    The most telling problem though, is that even when playing with the very best squad of footballers that Pure can muster, it just isn't engaging and fluid enough to be of interest for more than a couple of matches.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    In short then, Quantum Theory is just too flat, too unpolished and too unoriginal to make any positive lasting impression.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 15 Critic Score
    An utterly rubbish game.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    Kung Fu Rider is definitely not as funny as it thinks it is, and not really much fun either.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    We actually worry about Kalypso in general at the moment as well, as few of their games to date have been that well received. We had high hopes for Legends of Pegasus. It pains us to see them dashed once again.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    It’s just a buggy mess with some potential hidden away amongst the basic visuals and sparse structure. If you really want a police simulator then the Liberty City Police Mod for GTA IV offers a far superior experience.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Umbrella Corps is a big game from a major publisher in a popular franchise in that franchise’s anniversary year, and it’s both awful and dead on arrival. Now I see why Capcom didn’t tell anyone that it came out.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    We could go on and on listing the problems with Infernal: Hell’s Vengeance, but like the game, we were bored from the very beginning of having to write this.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    When both the story and the gameplay are as weak as this then you're better leaving this on the virtual shelf and picking up Dead Space Extraction instead.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    Star Raiders is doggerel: derivative, insubstantial tripe that fails to entertain on any level while simultaneously tarnishing the legacy of a classic Atari 800 game. I can't remember the last time I have played something so objectively bad, and Atari should be ashamed that they are actually receiving money for this.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Rambo: The Video Game is clearly a cash-in, but one that makes little sense, with little relevance.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    It's not a terrible game, but it is a deeply average one.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 62 Critic Score
    Perhaps this is due to the game being rushed out to coincide with the film's release, but whatever the reasoning behind it, The Incredible Hulk just doesn't quite seem finished.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    X: Rebirth will get better over time, and anyone who’s open-minded enough to look past the ‘X’ branding and see the ‘game’, may even find many hours of entertainment.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    The epitome of a terrible movie tie-in game.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 15 Critic Score
    Fighters Uncaged is one of the worst cash-ins we've ever had the misfortune to play.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 25 Critic Score
    Hoodwink is true to its title, since it's barely a game.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 35 Critic Score
    You may be tempted to try out TestYourself, given that it's only $2.99, but be warned - it's all a trap. Only two tests are provided, and for extra tests you need to pay extra $2.99 for each extra pack. Do yourself a favour, and go buy yourself a non-verbal reasoning book instead - you'll feel a lot smarter for doing so.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 25 Critic Score
    If you haven’t guessed it already, Raven’s Cry is quite blatantly unfinished.
    • 26 Metascore
    • 28 Critic Score
    I have had experience with numerous World War II games and this game seems to be the most unplayable version of all.
    • 24 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    All in all Terrawars was a disappointing experience and one that may leave you much as the paperboy in “Better Off Dead” but wanting your twenty dollars.
    • 23 Metascore
    • 48 Critic Score
    While Utopia City does have some unique qualities in the form of rewarding artefacts and its energy based gameplay mechanic, other areas only make it adequate for budget line expectations and out of reach for anything beyond that.
    • 18 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    In defence of Crafty Studios, they have been proactive in patching, but Realms of Arkania: Blade of Destiny seems a long way off of being playable quite yet. Save your nostalgia, start learning the German language, and pray to Cromm that things turn around quickly.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 68 Critic Score
    All in all this is a good set of games for burning away spare hours with high seas hijinks. Now if only it came with a Captain Jack action figure!
    • tbd Metascore
    • 85 Critic Score
    This is a recommended play for fans of “control-freak” games like Theme Park, Theme Hospital, The Sims and Red Alert-genre programs.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 68 Critic Score
    Games like this are notorious for having very little replay value, but Professor Fizzwizzle saves the day and the game from being uninstalled once all the levels have been played by including a level creation feature which enables you to make your own levels to play.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    All in all Band of Bugs was a good play, though how much replayability for the price tag it has is yet to be seen.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 47 Critic Score
    As cheap as it is, the game is just too unstable to recommend. There are some colossal load times (even with 2GB of RAM), persistent crash-to-desktop issues, and many, many occasions when you'll need to reload your last save game due to bugs.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 32 Critic Score
    If NOMBZ had gameplay to match the artistic style it would be an above average third-person shooter, but it doesn’t.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 82 Critic Score
    Its bubbly presentation and stress free gameplay creates a welcomed change of pace that can appeal to just about anyone.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    It's difficult to assess what a non-fan of the Might & Magic series will think of Kingdoms. For those who've followed the series, it's a nice addition to the canon and one to enjoy daily while we wait for the appearance of the 6th in the series. Still, for those who are looking for a browser title with substance – it's hard not to recommend Kingdoms.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Though it lacks the direction to make itself a pure arcade skateboarding title it has enough humour, self-awareness and interesting gameplay to be worthwhile.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    Star Raiders is doggerel: derivative, insubstantial tripe that fails to entertain on any level while simultaneously tarnishing the legacy of a classic Atari 800 game. I can't remember the last time I have played something so objectively bad, and Atari should be ashamed that they are actually receiving money for this.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    Star Raiders is doggerel: derivative, insubstantial tripe that fails to entertain on any level while simultaneously tarnishing the legacy of a classic Atari 800 game. I can't remember the last time I have played something so objectively bad, and Atari should be ashamed that they are actually receiving money for this.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    A cheap, cheerful affair that you shouldn't expect too much of.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    We're off the opinion that the worst that can happen to a game is it being uninspiring – Northern Crusades isn't a bad game, but neither is it a particularly good game. It simply is and it's hard to give a passionate answer either way as to whether it's worth your time.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    Dark Scavenger takes an iteration of the RPG genre that is generally thought of as obsolete and breathes fresh life into it. While there's room for improvement, it does what it does very well, and is packed to the brim with colourful characters and desperate situations.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 75 Critic Score
    Zombie Driver HD's relatively low price point and reasonable replay value make it easy to recommend, so long as you aren't expecting something of full retail quality.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 35 Critic Score
    What saves Dungeon Gate from being a total frustration-filled write-off is the one innovation the game has: Dysan’s ability to scan and turn himself into every single person, animal or creature in the game, and then use their powers and even upgrade each form.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 75 Critic Score
    But outside of the scares, Haunted Memories may strike the more fearless among you as a pretty basic experience. Find a key at location A, to unlock a door at location B, which yields a creepy note to give you the tiniest amount of context for what it is you are experiencing. There is a sense of mystery to be uncovered, a myth explained – but you won't find all the answers in the first of six planned episodes.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    As enjoyable as Monster Truck Destruction undoubtedly is at times, it’s not been fully-baked in the transition to the PC and the price point won’t reflect its nature without some heavy patching. If you can find it cheap in a Steam sale this Christmas then it’s certainly worthy of a chunk of change to take a look, but for the moment, pick up your phone and give it a try before even thinking about hitting that purchase button.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    Nevertheless, if you’re able to look beyond the simplistic graphics to the fantastic game underneath then this one is a real treasure.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Putting it all together, Steam Marines may be a tasty little challenge for some, but it’s not going to be everyone’s cup of tea. Perhaps it’ll be a nice addition to a rogue fan’s collection, and maybe a few indie diehards would like to pick it up to see what it’s all about.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    Dream Chamber is full of great ideas that just don't pan out that well. The slightly stilted dialogue in some places doesn't help.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Unfortunately for Blood Knights, taking established systems and watering them down just leaves you with a diluted mix that tastes nothing like what it's trying to imitate.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    Not a particularly amazing release, all things considered, but at least it doesn’t make the game worse.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    As such, Tank Operations cannot be recommended over other modern strategy titles of varying scales, or even retro titles – such as the previously mentioned Panzer General series – which are easily available through the likes of Good Old Games.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Zombie Tycoon II has a neat premise. Who doesn't want to control a rampaging horde of the undead? It's a shame then, that it doesn't really do anything worthwhile with the concept.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    If there’s one good thing I can say about Post Master it’s that it actually works. It’s not buggy, it doesn’t crash, and there is actually a game, of sorts, there to be played. I suppose the music's alright too. But all in all, it’s a sorry excuse for a game.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 35 Critic Score
    I would like to note that there is nothing wrong with RPG maker, but Steel and Steam simply does not transcend the criticisms that those tools for early developers receive.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Hegemony Rome's quick, neat and easy approach to grand strategy puts impressive control in the player's hands.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Water Park Tycoon is a slow paced, dull and simplistic sim.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Granted, Pixel Boy’s premise is hardly conducive to a rich backstory and mythology, but there’s really no personality here to lure you back in.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    It's well balanced, it runs well, the graphics are alright, the level backdrops are interesting and well designed and it's, well, a tower defence game.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Only the serious war-gamer need apply.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    It's easy to learn, and since levels never last too long it has the option of being played in bite-sized chunks.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 55 Critic Score
    Probably the most important thing to consider with Second Chance Heroes is that it’s a game which doesn’t take itself seriously. The main problem this posed for me though was that instead of doing so in a charming manner, I was ultimately left questioning why I should either.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    That's Legions of Ashworld's greatest problem, really, a lack of character. Beyond the likable visuals it's a very dry, repetitive experience that never engages you or makes you care about defending your kingdom.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    Three Dead Zed just isn't good enough. As mentioned earlier there are a ton of more expertly crafted platformers on the market, and you just do not need to put time and money into this boring and quite frankly, amateurishly developed title.

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