Empire's Scores

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For 6,849 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 54% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 43% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 0.9 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 66
Highest review score: 100 Oppenheimer
Lowest review score: 20 Superman IV: The Quest for Peace
Score distribution:
6849 movie reviews
  1. There's so much story here that the characters don't have quite enough room to breathe, but it's still a fascinating look at a time, and a man, worth remembering.
  2. Wrongly branded misogynist by PC kneejerkers, this is a scathing assault on the exploitative nature of pornography and the emptiness of sex without love.
  3. Cold and cerebral, with simmering suspense rather than outright excitement, this is a feel-the-quality-of-the-acting movie. It can’t answer all sorts of questions, but does take a scary mug shot of a subtle monster.
  4. A thoroughly pleasing family film with fine performances and honest, affecting real situations mixed with joyful adventure.
  5. A blockbuster that offers enough quirky pleasures to feel fresh and unpredictable.
  6. A slyly subversive insight into the role of women in the Israeli military, this is a surprisingly compassionate satire that makes its political points without resorting to caricature.
  7. Music And Lyrics never really finds its tone. Fans of Barrymore and Grant are likely to enjoy their pleasing ramblings, and the modern-day, down-to-earth courtship is handled well. But this is unlikely to go down as either actor’s finest hour.
  8. Far from an easy watch, either in terms of its hard-hitting content, seemingly haphazard structuring or its dense symbolism. But this makes sense of the political intricacies by balancing the rhetoric and statistics with everyday occurrences that give the iniquities and inadequacies a human face.
  9. Gong Li is welcome as Hannibal's Japanese aunt-in-law/mentor, Gaspard Ulliel isn't a bad young Lecter and Webber's direction is intermittently classy -- but this is a footnote rather than a film.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    Stereotype-based comedy from Eddie Murphy in a variety of fat suits is just not enough to make a decent film.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    A film with a fishing metaphor for a title should have come with sharper hooks.
  10. It suffers from ADD, but there's some terrific stuff in here. Leaving 15 minutes from the end and saving yourself a lumbering coda may improve enjoyment.
  11. Decidely average teen drama but with a few decent dance numbers.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Shrek this ain't. A lacklustre effort hampered by limp dialogue and lazy plotting.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Despite solid work from the engaging cast, there’s nothing new here to distinguish Freedom Writers.
  12. Pitched awkwardly -- neither for children nor cool young adults -- it's very sweet, very nice and just the thing for a girlie matinée with mum and nan.
  13. Dark, twisted and beautiful, this entwines fairy-tale fantasy with war-movie horror to startling effect.
  14. The odd conclusion renders it somewhat oblique, but Perfume is a feast for the senses.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    A brave bid to recreate a modern American tragedy, with a revelatory turn by its lead actress.
  15. A typically engaging performance from Johnny Lee Miller takes this slightly above the usual underdog movie cliche.
  16. It may lack subtlety, but everything is beautifully designed and photographed, Watling and Tosar are superb and it's undeniably great fun.
  17. Intelligent, classy and skin-crawling. You won't see a better acting masterclass this year.
    • 22 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    Bad film fans will think Christmas has come early, everyone else should ask for the receipt.
  18. A visually stunning Swiftian satire, Children Of Men may appear clumsy, but its message is simple, heartfelt and ultimately rather moving.
  19. Well-crafted and well-acted, but ever-so-slightly worthy and strangely unaffecting. Given the track record of the CIA, it probably ought to be angrier.
  20. This energetically charmless 'family' fantasy lies there dead on screen, occasionally twitching at a funny line.
  21. A screen-acting showcase by a man whose best days, many thought, were behind him. There's life in the old dog yet.
  22. Imagine "The Lion In Winter" set at a Kylie gig. You can have too much of a good thing, but it is a good thing.
  23. A sharper account of the Iwo Jima conflict than Flags, this balances its unflinching handling of the horrors of war with its touching portrayal of those who face them.
  24. Handsomely crafted, with meticulous performances, yet it plays out drily and in monotone.
  25. If you hear the Rocky theme and think '118 118', you might wonder what all the fuss is about. For the rest of us, this is a reminder of why we fell in love with the character in the first place.
  26. Ardent, accomplished, overwhelmingly emotional, with something to say and a dream cast saying it in song. Bravo.
  27. This should have been Soderbergh gold. Instead it is mostly unengaging and dull, proof positive that they don't make them like they used to.
  28. Cute and sweet, and if it lacks great wit or magic, at least it has the courage to remain faithful to the gentle sadness and 'realism' of the original material.
  29. Technically competent, but essentially a fantasy movie that mistakes industrial light for magic. As dragon movies go, Dragonslayer, Reign Of Fire and even Dragonheart can rest easy.
  30. An admirably unsentimental biopic with an excellent central performance, but it doesn't impact as strongly as it could.
  31. There is bound to be a large appreciative audience for this chick flick. But it might not be you.
  32. Great performances, provocative ideas and gripping action scenes fall prey to Hollywood logic and pat storytelling in the final hour.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Dextrous with the action-adventure elements but clumsy in its handling of the central message, Apocalypto is a strange but largely entertaining mix of action, bloodletting, chin-rubbing and arthouse trimmings.
  33. Great performances from the young cast just can't make up for the overly familiar plot and pre-teen excesses of the action.
  34. A war film more of sober, grim reflection than balls-out escapades. Yet it grips consistently, its bursts of combat delivering gut-punches of veracity.
  35. A dazzling and exquisitely original riddle as told by an enigma, featuring a superb, multi-layered performance by Laura Dern.
  36. Surprisingly sedate telling of the rather well-known tale from Catherine Hardwicke.
  37. Already fêted, von Donnersmarck’s debut sets a closely focused, personal story against a more expansive backdrop of politics and power games -- a moving, enlightening tale of recent times.
  38. At heart, this is a simple Zen fable about love and death. In execution, it’s a complex and gorgeous mini-epic with sterling performances from its two stars.
  39. Nobody does vapid bollocks as enjoyably as Tony Scott, and while this isn't as inventive as "Man On Fire" or as compelling as "Crimson Tide," it's still the right side of dumb.
  40. For fans, a crowd-surf over Tenacious D’s best bits. For the unbaptised, a novelty movie of a novelty band, big on spirit but in search of a script.
  41. Contrary to pre-release nay-sayers, Daniel Craig has done more with James Bond in one film than some previous stars have in multiple reprises. This is terrific stuff, again positioning 007 as the action franchise to beat.
  42. Small kids will love the waddlesome dancing and colourful animation, but older viewers will likely be disturbed by the story’s darker elements.
  43. A gross and engrossing attempt to humanise a hot-button subject, using a star-sprinkled cast to reveal some unpalatable truths.
  44. We expect oddball wit of a higher calibre from Guest and co., although their inherent, zany likeability means plenty of laughs.
  45. A remarkable ensemble in an uneven patchwork of loss, longing and the urgent necessity of a societal rethink.
  46. The Merlot to "Sideways" Pinot, this is one of those middling movies that, while never terrible, also never really impresses.
  47. A large step backwards for a promising director and far from the return we'd been hoping for.
  48. It might be Charlie Kaufman lite, but this is a great date movie for the discerning -- smart, ingenious and heartwarming.
  49. Shot over three years, this is one of the more considered and insightful Iraqi documentaries - although some may find its stylistic contrasts a little self-conscious and distracting.
  50. Far-out touches and liberal application of metaphor are compensated for by intensity and two mesmerising performances.
  51. Absurd, outrageous, gross, disturbing, insightful, and so funny it’ll burst half the blood vessels in your face.
  52. The best animated movie of the year and only a whisker shy of the brilliance of Wallace and Gromit.
  53. A little muddled and derivative but what do we expect, really?
  54. Moderately lame horror.
  55. An intelligent thriller that effectively conveys the message that terrorism, even in apartheid-era South Africa, is rarely a black-and-white issue.
  56. It may be too slow for some tastes, but Babel remains emotionally bruising but compulsive viewing.
  57. Making masterly use of sound and image, this is a desperately sad study of the difficulty people have to communicate and commit in an increasingly insular world.
  58. This freshly 4K-ed masterpiece of German Expressionism deserves to be seen on the big screen. Track it down and be rewarded with possibly cinema's first ever twist ending.
  59. Marie Antoinette is gorgeous, giddy, gilded filmmaking.
  60. Well-acted by the superb ensemble cast but there just isn't a likeable character amongst them to care about.
  61. Not as emotional as "Million Dollar Baby," nor as astounding as "Saving Private Ryan," but Eastwood remains the most astringent American filmmaker around.
  62. The Prestige traces the course of their bitter feud, as their respective acts of sabotage become ever more deadly.
  63. A tragic tale of teen rebellion and misplaced faith, this is a sober and sobering account of a young girl's untimely end, made enthralling by great performances and restrained direction.
  64. Despite some nifty Japanese style tricks and ghostly illusions this isn't scary. It's muddled, same-old mayhem, just with a more international cast going crazy.
  65. While less beguiling than "Capote," Infamous remains a soulful and searching portrayal of the writer, carried with immense charm and vivacity by its leading man.
  66. This is complex, thought-provoking cinema.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    Back to the streets and with a stellar cast, Martin Scorsese proves once again that he's the master of urban storytelling -- and of thrillingly violent filmmaking.
  67. While it may prompt some to think again next time they're in Starbucks, this astute insight into the coffee business is better at lauding the good guys than taking the multinationals to task for the iniquities of the global economy.
  68. Fascinating, funny, wicked and to the point, this is an excellent film about a week every Briton over the age of 15 will remember vividly.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    A script that suffers the same problem as its characters -- lack of confidence -- is in dire need of a fire being lit under its arse. All involved could do with learning a thing or two from some scoundrels of the 'dirty, rotten' school.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    Both an enthralling examination of a horrific time and an adrenalin-filled thriller full of wry humour.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    A frustrating experience. It's beautifully shot, acted and designed, but there's little cohesion in the story. Maybe one day we'll see a better cut, but for now this is a sadly fumbled opportunity.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    Jackass: Number Two aims low and hits lower, but is as hilarious and uncomfortable an encounter as possible
  69. Funny, sad and horrifying. Anti-fundamentalist rather than anti-Christian, this deserves to preach to more than just the converted.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    It suffers occasionally from self-consciousness and over-indulgence in its own oddity, but Gondry’s grasp of emotion and visuals is enchanting. Even if he seems several sandwiches short of a picnic.
  70. Making exceptional use of stillness and silence, this is a rather sad study of the passing of traditional concepts of American masculinity along with the landscape that forged them.
  71. Gorgeously realised, gripping and doused in De Palma’s familiar technical wizardry, this is only let down by the director’s equally familiar uninterest in the humanity of his characters.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    What begins as a series of pleasant revelations and a deft example of genre defiance is nearly crippled by cliche in its second half, but The Rock's surprising dramatic magnetism will hold you until the final whistle.
  72. Crediting its audience with emotional intelligence, this rises well above your usual rom-com-dram. But if you’re planning on seeing it with your other half, be warned: it might invite some uncomfortable discussions afterwards.
  73. Perhaps not an entirely a faithful portrayal of the era or the great man, but interesting in parts.
  74. Utterly stupid and full of lazy plotting and lazier dialogue, this is just idiotic enough to entertain on nights when you want to give your brain a rest.
  75. A Saw for the action crowd, this is an intense, stripped-down ride that goes places you’d never expect. Edgy and outrageous, it should get the fearless Statham some deserved attention.
  76. Packed with amusing graphics, animated sequences and damning testimonies, this is a landmark denunciation of Hollywood infantilisation and protectionism.
  77. It’s no masterpiece and admittedly slight at 85 minutes long. But Idiocracy is that rarest of things in this age of lazy laughs — a gutsy comedy with something to say. More importantly, it’s funny.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Fans of Broken Lizard's previous work will enjoy this beer-fuddled effort; for anyone else it has its moments, but is best watched through beer-goggles.
  78. Anyone unfamiliar with or underwhelmed by the music of OutKast will find little in this thin piece of cinematic storytelling. Fans happy to luxuriate in its artistic indulgence, however, will be swept up in the weird, random, fantastic OutKastness of it all.
  79. The people do the talking in this rage-fuelled doc and only the stone hearted will fail to be moved by the resilience of the affected and the inaction of their government.
  80. It’s the sort of picture you'll either queue all night in the rain to see twelve times or avoid like a Wayans Brothers Retrospective for the rest of life.
  81. Mildly amusing at best and a criminal waste of a great concept.
  82. It's not on a gasp-inducing making-the-Statue-Of-Liberty-disappear level, but with its opulent presentation and confident storytelling, The Illusionist has the power to keep an audience rapt like a good old-fashioned card trick.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Freundlich's intelligent, very funny take on male-female relationships manages the not inconsiderable feat of being both jaded and appealingly fresh.
  83. Gritty and raw with some decent performances, this is not for the faint-hearted.
  84. The breakneck pace, the seething sense of menace and the unflinching attitude to sex, drugs and violence coagulate into a nastily authentic take on the seediness and venality of modern villainy.

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