Empire's Scores

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For 6,818 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 54% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 43% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 0.9 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 66
Highest review score: 100 Oppenheimer
Lowest review score: 20 Superman IV: The Quest for Peace
Score distribution:
6818 movie reviews
  1. The novelty factor stops and starts at the 3-D specs: this is a horror movie on tracks, not going anyplace new. Still, there’s some inventive grue-splashing as always.
  2. A splendid study of the forces and passions behind the world’s biggest fashion magazine.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    The target audience - pre-teen girls - aren’t going to notice the many shortfalls behind the camera. What they’ll enjoy, regardless of quality, is some naughtiness true to the spirit of the series, Russell Brand and Girls Aloud. For the rest of us it’s tougher going with mostly Everett and Firth to see us through.
  3. Disappointing third act to this brave drama about love and sex in our later years.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    One man’s near-emotionless trip through an event that was the high watermark for US counterculture moves along without any real sense of purpose or pace.
  4. With a confidence typical of its director, the last line of Inglourious Basterds is, "This might just be my masterpiece." While that may not be true, this is an often dazzling movie that sees QT back on exhilarating form.
  5. Fascinating history, very good movie -- but demanding, and its lack of easy answers will frustrate some. Lessons about 21st century terrorism are implicit, but not overly stressed.
  6. Think Donnie Brasco, with the IRA instead of the Mafia. Jim Sturgess dominates with a star-making turn, although some stylistic slip-ups let him down a little.
  7. Subtle and multi-layered film-making with compelling performances.
  8. Odd, confident, challenging, and featuring a brilliant turn by Williams. If only there was just a little more to it.
  9. Slow-paced and self-indulgent in places but a bravely intense use of camera work to explore the internal psychology of the characters.
  10. Blomkamp’s prawn cocktail has more than enough stylistic chutzpah and originality to make District 9 an essential date.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Competent and well-cast, but it crams too much into the runtime and loses the elegance of the novel.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    Sometimes this kind of comedy just goes too far into rubbishness to make it back.
  11. Surprisingly watchable despite the formulaic teen format.
  12. Keeping it surreal has never been so nauseating and, at times, hilarious.
  13. Bond without the style and Team America without the bellylaughs. The moronic script and nonsensical plot are good for a snicker, though.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    Deliciously funny and warming fare, for which the amazing Meryl deserves her ridiculously overdue third Oscar.
  14. Adorable. Ad-or-able. It will melt even the coldest heart.
  15. Anchored by a great Giamatti performance, Cold Souls is built around a terrific idea and has serious fun with it. It also marks Barthes as a filmmaker to watch.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    An absolute treat. In spite of its disappointing climax, this is Apatow’s smartest, rudest and -- yes -- funniest film yet.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    A taut, thrilling documentary that plays out like a heist movie while never overshadowing its message or activist credentials.
  16. A very superficial look at what it may be like trying to romance someone on the autistic scale.
  17. Recalling the work of Jacques Tati, this is a grim but amusing and ultimately successful effort.
  18. It's not as risqué as it wishes it were, nor as likable as it should be. Butler's rarely been better-cast, but the material's too patchy to support him .
  19. Predictable and been-there, seen-that, but entertaining nevertheless at times.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    Perfectly played, simultaneously serious and light, endlessly inventive, this is a strong contender for the most original date movie of the year. (Terrific) stuff.
  20. We're marking time before the final battle between Good and Evil, with the promised darkness sitting somewhat clumsily with teen romance and humour.
  21. Meadows in a minor key but still a major delight; his improvised feel, sparky comedy and interest in the truth of youth services a story that’s both winning and winsome.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Painfully unfunny, I Love You, Beth Cooper is more likely to elicit the opposite reaction.
  22. A patchy, hit-and-miss comedy with a few outrageous highs and a lot of just-okay padding, Brüno suggests that Sacha Baron Cohen's in-your-face fool routine sadly isn't working any more.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    A real treat for fans of Ali and music alike.
  23. Long-in-the-tooth characters detract from the usual high-spirited fun and frolics.
  24. Intelligent and challenging: Mann's crime epic could take two viewings to fully absorb, but it's worth every devoted minute.
  25. The most literally exciting film you will see this year. Forget the off-putting banner of another Iraq movie -- go, watch, marvel, endure and book in the palliative of a stiff drink afterwards.
  26. This glimpse into a decadent era has its charms, but they’re mostly visual. While Pfeiffer and Friend perform well, the script is tonally confused and lacks edge.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Don't expect anything too profound from this middleweight fare - but it'll still be better than the inevitable remake.
  27. A super-sized second helping, but the novelty factor and some of the charm’s gone. Hey, at least there's more Megatron / Starscream squabbling this time round.
  28. Unless you pine for second-tier Mel Brooks, you'll find more laughs in the Old Testament itself.
  29. Despite good moments and likable leads, this lacks both heart and humour in a confection that smacks of the over-familiar.
  30. Pelham One was first class. Pelham Two stuck to the schedule. Pelham Three needs a bus pass.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    Compelling, entertaining and illuminating documentary which makes you think twice, and then a few more times, about eating anything at all in U.S.
  31. Genuinely sweet and endearing Murphy film, at last.
  32. They do make ’em like they used to -- a fresh blast of old-school sci-fi, bursting with ideas and a stellar turn from Rockwell.
  33. A furiously paced, inventive and flat-out hilarious take on a tried-and-tested formula. An exemplary bromantic comedy that doesn't sacrifice heart in pursuit of laughs, maintaining plenty of the former and a superabundance of the latter.
  34. While cynics may find it twee, Mendes fans should greatly enjoy this (gently) surprising change of direction. Go in with the right frame of mind and you’ll leave with a big, goofy grin on your face.
  35. Humdrum adaptation that should, given the ripe nature of its source material, have been much better.
  36. Up
    If it had lived up to its golden first five minutes, Up would have been the film of the decade. As it is, it remains the best animated flick of 2009, a funny, moving, beautifully made argument that dreamers can move mountains.
  37. Thrilling and often hilarious, it’s good to see one of Hollywood’s most inventive directors fully reinvigorated. On this form, Spider-Man 4 should be a belter.
  38. Heart-warming, funny, wise and profound. Not to be missed.
  39. It’s funnier this time, but still veers noticeably from kid-friendly slapstick to adult-friendly banter.
  40. Good central performances but short on plot.
  41. While its tone occasionally wavers and there are some wobbly performances, this has moments of true lightness, and a welcome sense of whimsy often missing in the costume genre.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    McG has sparked a moribund franchise back to life, giving fans the post-apocalyptic action they’ve been craving since they first saw a metal foot crush a human skull two decades ago.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 100 Critic Score
    Captivating and essential viewing.
  42. More entertaining than "The Da Vinci Code," but still tosh.
  43. Deftly played and beautifully photographed, this may lack depth, but its observations on human transience are deeply moving.
  44. Despite strong turns, it feels little more than an Egoyan lecture on Serious Stuff; lots to talk about, little to enjoy.
  45. Odd-number curse be gone. The most exhilarating Trek to date marks a new future for Kirk and co. If this can boldly go on to seek out ideas to match its speed and style, a franchise is reborn.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Cool, handsome, self-assured... but, as the existentialists might say, what’s the bloody point?
  46. Can everyone stop making moody origin stories now, please? While not a disaster, this isn’t the claws-out, rampaging adventure we hoped for. No-one cares where Wolverine found his jacket — a spin-off with him kicking ass in Japan would have been way more fun.
  47. Intelligent and uncompromising, with knock-out performances from Downey Jr. and Foxx .
  48. Very humane portrait of a potentially extremely unlikeable character.
  49. At times a subversive, sub-Marvel thrill, it might be best to come back to this after the glut of goody-goody heroes due to bombard our screens have passed.
  50. Once you get over the unlikelihood of Affleck and Crowe as buddies, State Of Play stands as a sterling thriller, benefiting from admirable convictions and an arguable return to form by Russell Crowe.
  51. Proof that you can make good movies based on video games, as long as you don't bother making a video game first. Juice us up for Crank 3D.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    Caine leads an impeccable cast in a story that is as touching as it is funny, turning the mundane minutiae of fading lives into a vibrant display.
  52. A positive and personal look at the Israel/ Palestine divide through the quest of one woman to maintain her own property.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 100 Critic Score
    The lyrics to AC/DC’s Long Way To The Top were never more appropriate. Anvil! is exactly what's needed to slap the recent rash of doomsayer documentaries in the face -- preferably with a studded, fingerless leather glove.
  53. Lazy but functional tween fare.
  54. An odd one. Rogen's latest clown is an angry, confused man who you never feel entirely comfortable laughing at. There are laughs -- you'll just feel guilty afterwards...
  55. Yayyyy, monsters!
    • 38 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Derivative it may be, but with its echoes of "Speed," "Lethal Weapon" and "Die Hard With A Vengeance," this is a welcome throwback for audiences raised on '90s action flicks -- what they used to call "a pulse-pounding roller-coaster thrill-ride of a movie."
  56. Subtle and unflinching, this is genuine and charming.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    An amusing scenario gets a big boost from winning performances all round -- which lift it well above other bride vs. buddy 'triangle' japes like, say, "You, Me And Dupree."
  57. The chemical combustion just isn't there between Julia and Clive, and you can't help wondering if Gilroy wrote this with George Clooney in mind. Still, a glamorous, diverting escapade that over-30s in particular can enjoy.
  58. This is one expensive folly.
  59. An unexpectedly entertaining mixture of good, clean Disney fun with some rather more modern action scenes, lent charm by Johnson’s natural swagger. One of the better family films in a while.
  60. Could have been a little more darkly comic in places but the performances are superb.
  61. The cast is strong and the first act has an intriguingly dreamy quality, but it gives way to a soggy ending.
  62. Okay, it isn't the graphic novel, but Zack Snyder clearly gives a toss, creating a smart, stylish, decent adaptation, if low on accessibility for the non-convert.
  63. Superficially interesting in many ways but this doesn't really engage on a deeper level.
  64. Being over-stuffed and heavy-handed are not even Crossing Over’s biggest problems. That dubious honour goes to an absolute failure to address its nominal subject-matter in any meaningful way.
  65. Unlucky for almost everyone. It's a sad day when a Friday the 13th remake is shown up by a My Bloody Valentine remake – couldn't they at least have sprung for 3-D?
  66. A sombre, slow, but well-paced study of organised crime in urban Naples that leaves a very grim taste in the mouth.
  67. Fine performances -- notably from Phoenix -- still don't make this an easy sell. But it is atmospheric, accomplished and intense.
  68. Terrifying and beautiful, believable and fantastical, this is one of the best children's films in years and Selick's finest -- better even than "The Nightmare Before Christmas."
  69. A mirthless shot in the dark that misses the target by some distance.
  70. Poor remake of the Korean thriller.
  71. A needless threequel. Note to director: avoid 'rise of the' titles.
  72. Unpredictable and compelling, this draws parallels between Japanese and German cultures in interesting and moving ways.
  73. Inventive and endearing in places but ultimately an unsatisfying mix of slow plotting and superficial characterisation.
  74. Hardly promising but, thanks to James' winningly gung-ho underdog and the fat-man grace he brings to a pratfall, unexpectedly watchable.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    An amazing true tale is somewhat diminished by second-hand storytelling: entirely admirable, largely entertaining, and yet curiously hollow.
  75. Handsomely done and beautifully acted, just slightly wanting in a screenplay that leaves questions unanswered about what's behind these unhappy people. And it's ultra-depressing...
  76. Aptly for a film so concerned with time, Button is 13 minutes shy of three hours and just flies by. If this is Fincher selling out, can he sell out more often please?
    • 33 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    More ho-hum than ho ho ho.
  77. Undemanding, observant and beautifully performed, this is Richard Curtis-lite with added reassurance: no challenging questions here.
  78. My Dog Skip for people in mid-life crises, it?s too talky and trouble-laden for tykes but will doubtless prove as critic-proof to dog-lovers and the stars? fans as it did in the US.
  79. A film more concerned with 'how' than 'why' or 'who', Valkyrie would have benefited from more scrutiny and complexity. Still, once the bomb goes off, the thrills come in spades.

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