Dallas Observer's Scores

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For 1,518 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 48% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 49% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 5.9 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 59
Highest review score: 100 Final Destination 3
Lowest review score: 0 How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
Score distribution:
1518 movie reviews
  1. There's so much EFFORT here to convince us of the switcheroo (already one of Hollywood's oldest ploys) that we soon weary of it.
  2. But except for a few missteps, the movie is so beautifully and sensitively rendered in its particulars, in its characterizations of soldiers and officers, and in its dramatization of a nearly miraculous event, that the result is an affecting piece of cinema.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    For many, eXistenZ will probably be more trick than treat. But the film epitomizes the phrase sui generis ("of its own kind") and still maintains a wry attitude toward itself.
  3. Why don't we see this kind of thing on the news every night? Undoubtedly military censorship comes into play, but probably more so it's the prevailing notion that talking-head shoutfests stacked with pundits bring in the ratings, while actual field reporting costs more money.
  4. This is a deeply disturbing (if not very satisfying) view of what happened at Columbine and in other school shootings.
  5. It's hagiography, yes, but also powerful and poignant.
  6. Aimed at the brain, when it should have been one for the heart.
  7. In Your Friends and Neighbors, LeBute is having a high old time giving himself the creeps. For the rest of us it's all kind of...well...nasty.
  8. It just feels like the real thing, which is a trick few writers can muster and even fewer directors can master.
  9. As surreal as it is obscene, as clever as it is crude. It plays like some raw offspring of underground comix and the comedies of the 1920s.
  10. The setup's a bit reminiscent of "The English Patient" -- except that Beart's much easier on the eyes and ears than Ralph Fiennes is -- but Strayed is even slower moving, if you can believe it.
  11. Supremely enjoyable.
  12. As another exposé of stubbornness, petty opportunism, and greed, there's some residual value in the story of two unappealing characters.
  13. At last, his (Howard's) first great (and filling) movie--inspirational, yes, but far from hokey; moving, absolutely, but never saccharine; and gripping, despite its being a fixed fight.
  14. Even in Las Vegas, which is possibly the most irrational place on earth, drama demands a bit of dramatic logic. Romantic fairy tales just don't play well on The Strip, despite its fake Eiffel Towers, bogus Italian palazzos and strike-it-rich fantasies.
  15. The movies' time-honored old-man-and-boy theme has rarely been used to such great advantage.
  16. In this, Lee's most ambitious and successful work yet, his celebrated gift for psychological shading and complexity is on proud display.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    Keeping the mood dry, Ozpetek and his very resourceful leading lady keep the proceedings from turning into an Almodóvar version of Mary Worth.
  17. Allen produces a lovable, relaxed--although not uproarious--comedy.
  18. The resulting piece resonates upon the American condition, deliciously detailing the whimsy, violence, intolerance, and shallow fantasies that fuel this nation. Oh yeah, and it's funny.
  19. Impeccably acted by a fine ensemble cast, it's a sheer pleasure to behold.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    It is, as his films usually are, dense, complex, and challenging. It is also, sad to say, ponderous, often inscrutable, and ultimately not much fun.
  20. It contains nary a dull moment.
  21. Clooney has become a movie star, and the Coens have given him his very own "It Happened One Night." The man, and the movie, are downright bona fide.
  22. Statham's totally believable. He might yet become Bruce Willis.
  23. There's something about that project that feels manipulative and wrong.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    It lacks both the shiny surfaces that enlivened the director's earlier films and the depth of character that allows us, in a traditional film, to identify, empathize, or connect psychologically.
  24. The movie resonates precisely because it serves as documentary only pretending to be fiction: It's set in a real place recovering from real pain, which Lee makes tangible.
  25. Though it's a blast to watch, it becomes tiresome over the long haul--25 minutes of Thurman hacking her way through the crowd to get to a woman whose fate we're informed of early on. It's the most climactic anti-climax in recent film history, a no-d'uh coda awaiting the ending it really deserves but never gets. Not this year, anyway.
  26. A mood-switching meditation on love and death that goes out of its way to yank our chains.
  27. For strict action and a heftier soundtrack, “Dogtown” is king, but for audiences craving a story with their stunts, it's time to get Stoked.
  28. By the end, Monsieur Ibrahim's determination to be lighthearted in the face of tragedy is a little wearying.
  29. Ong-Bak's script, if you can call it that, is nothing but a series of setups for star Tony Jaa to show his stuff.
  30. Happily, North Country is not all social-realist grit or straight sermonizing. Not only is Theron achingly real, the fine supporting performances here lend even more dramatic reach and human scale.
  31. A bleak, beautiful film.
  32. Although meant as a light comedy-drama in which both characters are sympathetic, The Housekeeper instead proves irritating.
  33. It never attempts to know more than they do, or to encourage them to look deeply into themselves. As a result, the film is a little flat.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    Although Afterglow bears the lyrical slow-zooms, tracking shots, and idle character development Rudolph learned while working as an associate director on such Altman classics as Nashville (where he first met Christie), it's safe to say that much of the film's strong critical reception is due to the director's showcasing Christie's undiminished movie-star grace so reverently.
  34. If you like your substance short on style, or just want a change of pace from "X-Men," this is the film for you.
  35. The World's Fastest Indian is not likely to be regarded as some kind of masterpiece--far from it--but Hopkins once more keeps our ears open and our eyes fixed on the screen.
  36. There's a lot of imagination at work here; too bad just a little bit of it couldn't have been channeled into the creation of a better narrative.
  37. The bittersweet charm of this extraordinary film is trumped only by its wisdom. Without resorting to schmaltz or sticky pathos, director Vladimír Michálek (a child of 49) fashions an allegory about aging, friendship and love that equals (and often surpasses) the best American movies on those tricky subjects, from "Cocoon" to "On Golden Pond."
  38. It's mildly amusing, good for occasional laughs and satisfying grunts of appreciation. But it's far from inspired. It's just goofy and fun, sort of.
  39. It's one of those movies that gets bonus points for being "personal" -- it bops along from episode to episode, as if the filmmaker were discovering her subject as she went along.
  40. With light-hearted wit, compassion for its characters and artful attention to detail, the film is winningly funny and humane.
  41. Nói makes a stab at tragic romance.
  42. Unlike in, say, "Fight Club," director Hans Weingartner does not hedge his bets on the notion of whether simple-minded anarchy is any better than societal conformity -- his heart is with the Edukators, period.
  43. It's arguably more "artful" to move at a snail's pace, but at the risk of tedium?
  44. Spends most of its 114 minutes on the making of a demo tape. People in a studio, rapping and recording. If you're going to watch that, wouldn't you prefer it to be Dr. Dre, or Lil Jon, or whoever, rather than actors pretending to be their kind?
  45. Technically, the movie occasionally rises to become awe-inspiring, and while sometimes you can smell the acting (especially from Matthes), the performances are often soulful.
  46. Isn't a bad movie by conventional standards, just a boring one.
  47. An unabashed flag-waver and one of the best feel-good sports movies ever, this authentic charmer does for its young hockey players what John Wayne used to do for the U.S. Marines, and it lifts us, too, onto the boys' cloud of belief.
  48. The stately pacing and meandering plot often reduce this potential classic to generous eye candy.
  49. Simmons plays it understated, conveying a sad-sack quality that's more relatable than Charley's irrational catatonia. The movie should have been about him instead.
  50. Adding to the film's underlying sense of urgency and unease is composer Robert Miller's haunting score, so reminiscent of Philip Glass' music for "The Fog of War."
  51. Smart, patient and ruefully funny... Yet because the film never digs too far into any single person's world, it doesn't build toward much.
  52. A diverting mix of insight and spectacle, human and superhuman. This machine is built for kids, but rarely do words like "noble," "Hollywood" and "rawkin'" all apply to one movie.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Notting Hill offers another example of moviemakers consoling themselves about how tough it is to be famous while congratulating themselves on how down-to-earth they really are.
  53. This infusion of warrior philosophy is the gas in Ghost Dog's tank, and Jarmusch pumps it up for maximum octane throughout.
  54. Is it enough to make us like a thing we used to love? For most, that rekindling of an old flame will be good enough.
  55. Tremendously funny and entertaining.
  56. It's more like the déjà vu machine. But that does not negate this movie's copious pleasures, chief among them its prudent decision to act like it's never supposed to be more than good time, a thrilling test-drive in a car you love but can't afford to actually buy.
  57. Indeed, in this era of muckraking left-wing documentaries, The Inheritance offers a more fascinating fictionalized look at what cut-throat capitalism can do to conscience.
  58. Love it or hate it, you won't be able to leave it alone.
  59. Nolte’s charisma transforms Neil Jordan's The Good Thief from a vague, mildly exotic, character-driven caper flick to a soulful and engaging misadventure.
  60. The soul of Gladiator is made sluggish by a maddening lack of suspense.
  61. Its tone has elements of Jim Jarmusch and the Coen brothers but without Jarmusch's self-conscious artiness or the Coens' hip snottiness.
  62. The cast has plenty of room to emote, but their task feels a bit empty and thankless. For the most part, they're carrying the director's water.
  63. The efficiency of his (Donaldson) direction renders the movie somewhat characterless, like a top-rank made-for-TV production.
  64. The 3D, effective but not yet totally awesome, masks a world of sins: Ghosts can be an awfully tedious voyage-to-the-bottom-of-the-sea.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Slither is what it is, unapologetically, and unlike Gunn's work on "Dawn of the Dead," it's probably too weird to be a crossover hit. Either you've got worms in your heart or you don't.
  65. A surprisingly good film, not quite original but smart, careful and steadfast in its dedication to its characters.
  66. This project is not the last word on Fellini, nor does it replace the director's bizarre self-portraits in Intervista or the TV special A Director's Notebook. It even irritates a bit, as none of the speakers is identified until the end.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    The scares early on are potent and get Stir of Echoes off to a chilly horror-movie start.
  67. This would be 10 times the movie if it featured an actual debate between Moore and Bush. Nonetheless, the man makes a remarkably strong case, tastefully inserting himself into the Bush-baiting only when necessary--one such stroke of brilliance involves personally urging congressmen to send their own kids to Iraq.
  68. Last Days shouldn't be half as engrossing as it turns out to be.
  69. It almost plays like a darkly comic "Peanuts" special.
  70. Those seeking a spiritual counterpart to the yin of Lynne Ramsay's masterfully moody "Morvern Callar" will find their yang in David Mackenzie's exquisitely sorrowful Young Adam.
  71. We have a whole new reason to appreciate cinema's most creative chameleon (Depp) since Peter Sellers. The film itself is pretty and sweet but a tad soggy.
  72. Inspirationalism wafts off the screen in little perfumed puffs.
  73. The central theme of the movie is the pure joy the cartoon takes in childishness.
  74. By boiling the characters down to the most basic emotions and eliminating lifestyle-specific idiosyncrasies, we can enter the world of the story with ease.
  75. Where "Silverado" swaggered, Open Range sulks; it's no fun at all.
  76. It's a melodrama more than a drama, a light thriller –- which is not to say that it is not wonderfully entertaining and satisfying. In fact, it is both.
  77. Rea hits just the right balance of sympathy and self-interest.
  78. Garden State charms with ease and moves with grace; it's warm but never mushy, languorous but never groggy, rueful but never despondent. It's like a perfect pop song--that thing that makes you smile and tear up at the same time.
  79. Schultze has a spare style, deliberately slow pace, and so little dialogue that to say it's in German with English subtitles seems to be stretching the truth.
  80. Neither pandering nor dull, Zathura plays exactly like a no-limits replica of the kind of space adventure that imaginative kids left to their own devices might enact.
  81. As is common in a Frankenheimer picture, the plot lines get a bit tangled in Ronin, but the atmosphere is tense, the style impeccable.
  82. Jack's odyssey, despite some clunky writing and predictable first-movie missteps, gives off a flavor and a flair that stick with you.
  83. A fascinating, frequently hilarious meditation on delusion, self-loathing and personal salesmanship
  84. For all its flaws, though, Solaris is a good try, and a definite improvement over the dull remakes Soderbergh has been sleepwalking through lately.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    Experiencing this movie is a little like watching a manic-depressive's medication wear off.
  85. Fight Club is to intelligent men what Catherine Breillat's "Romance" is to intelligent women -- an insult.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    More bonkers Jackson-at-work moments would’ve helped, but mostly we just see the kid from Gary, Indiana, dispensing hugs and God-bless-you's to an awed cast and crew. Watching various dancers and guitarists grin irrepressibly during their one-on-one run-throughs with the man is one of This Is It’s few pleasures.
  86. Braugher does much to hold this show together, because without him, the reality gets muddled. He's a terrific balancing agent for both Caviezel and Quaid; kudos to casting.
  87. Through hilarious and charming interviews with the kids, extended chat sessions with Green, a few words from parents, and a healthy dose of performance footage, we get a sense of what sort of community Green has created, for better and worse.
  88. Whatever else it may be, this movie is not like anything you've seen this year, and those weary of Hollywood norms owe it to themselves to seek it out.
  89. There's too much self-congratulatory showbiz overkill, and one is forced to wonder exactly who is getting paid, and how much, for leading this parade in his honor. Otherwise, this project makes it easy for anyone to understand the sanctified, semi-crazed star and the elements that created and destroyed him.
  90. The work of an obsessive who has developed a light touch--though some of his more outright themes and pronouncements can be heavy-going.

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