Avoid this one at all costs, and if your child begs for it after seeing it on store shelves, spare them unending agony by only renting it -- and then only as punishment for misbehaving.

We were so afraid that this radioctive unfun would contaminate the other games on our shelf that we threw it away in a lead box.

What might be a somewhat amusing game is hampered by slack-jawed level design, ...boring four-dimensional humans and frame rates that a less charitable reviewer might describe as craptastic.

A pale shadow of a flawed but fun game. If the designers do not have more in them than this, the Jagged Alliance series should end here.

The dismal gameplay coupled with the subpar framerates make this play more like a B-grade no-name title rather than the AAA title it was supposed to be, and that's just not forgivable.

Rulz is an ass sandwich. We took a bite so you don't have to.

The graphics are just plain ugly, the gameplay is utterly monotonous, and the whole affair has the freshness of sun-dried milk.

Spankings are in order for the lamentable pile of dung titled Batman Beyond: The Return of the Joker, and there aren't enough asses or paddles out there to make restitution possible.

If "Knockout Kings 2001" weren't on the market, this game might earn a severe MISS rating. But compared to that excellent game, HBO Boxing isn't worth the disc it's encoded on.

All flash and no substance, Gunbird 2 is too hard, too short and too boring to even bother looking at.

This horrible travesty might cheat a couple of otherwise unsuspecting parents, who meant to buy Madden, out of their hard-earned money with a game that even a chimpanzee with a transplanted goldfish brain could see was unfinished.

Some fun can be extracted from the deep bowels of Blues Brothers 2000, but the lack of innovation, short game length, disgusting camera control and uninspiring license lead to a game not even deserving of a rental.

The son of Zeus should not be dropped into the most generic and bland series of environments that make the hellish pit of New Jersey seem as diverse as the Amazon rain forest.

Consider, if you will, a racing game in which it's not even necessary to touch the control stick while driving in order to finish a race.

We see poop in the palm....The 3D third-person shooter offers a visceral thrill that's part unprotected skin in operating blender and part tongue in the gears of life's cruel machinery, a series of unforgivable blemishes damns this beast straight to hell.

Players scroll through the alphabet using the controller arrows, then hit X to enter each letter. It's excruciatingly slow.

Don't buy this game for your children at Christmas! Instead, try buying something that is at once more fun and educational than Lightspeed Rescue, like a piece of driftwood or a bucket of small nails.

The control is a travesty that could've been resolved with either proper joystick implementation or configurable controls. Shame on Konami.

Although this game does have a couple of decent aspects, such as the eerie music and the story, these two major problems create so much frustration that players will probably quit after only a half-hour of play.

A vile mess of the highest order, Army Men should be avoided by all but the most hardy of gaming masochists.

Not good to look at, or to listen to. But more importantly, it's not fun to play. DUD.

A poor excuse for a videogame and an even poorer excuse for pornography.

I'd like to know who decided to make a realtime strategy game, where some of the missions could last a solid 45 minutes to an hour, without the option to save the game.

The control is so bad that it's impossible to predict how high, how fast or how far the characters are going to jump or if they're actually going to jump at all.

Of little interest to any gamer -- hardcore, half-dead or otherwise.

Dull and uninteresting to play.

It's extremely frustrating to blow a lead after coughing up runs because of this dreadful defense, and certainly the most damning part of the whole error-laden farce.

This game needs better planning, design and execution. Better luck next time!