cokemachineglow's Scores

  • Music
For 1,772 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 51% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 46% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 1.9 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Music review score: 71
Highest review score: 100 Art Angels
Lowest review score: 2 Rain In England
Score distribution:
1772 music reviews
    • 66 Metascore
    • 85 Critic Score
    Funny, relevant, incisive, compassionate, and even profound-this is the stuff a Great album [is] made of.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 62 Critic Score
    Acher’s still a brilliant musician, and Bohm has the capacity to wreak some vicious vocal havoc. But now, fitting into a niche that they once helped epitomize, their record sounds stale.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    Who Me? is another quirky entry in Wauters’s unique discography. But it’s also his most honest, delicate effort to date--two good qualities for a musician with so much natural charisma to explore.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 81 Critic Score
    What makes Winchester Cathedral stick out amongst their previous works, and make it their best release since Internal Wrangler, is a willingness to explore, albeit briefly, the previously malnourished middle ground between their seemingly two-speed approach.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    Beast Moans works far better than anyone should have expected.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 74 Critic Score
    Ultimately, Vantage Point will not shock or surprise you with the same exhibitionistic ferocity as their debut but it will engage you with its emotional range and scope.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 39 Critic Score
    It’s music so frothy and unsubstantial that you could practically meditate to it: listen to it often enough, and it just kind of floats away, even if you’re blasting it at full volume.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 42 Critic Score
    It has more than enough moments to make it a solid album, had Joel Petersen stayed with instrumental electroclash. It’s just that the lyrics are god-awful strands of post-teen angst monotonously spoken with the rhythm.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 37 Critic Score
    This album is as fake as Kim’s physique, as vapid as the fashion she flaunts, as undeservedly praised as her entire career.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 79 Critic Score
    South have an ear for melody, uniformly excellent production values, and a good sense of dynamics; all of which manifests itself in some very satisfying melodic Brit-pop.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 58 Critic Score
    Without making the new sound genuinely old or the old sound refreshingly new, Mason waffles in the flux between.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 49 Critic Score
    Humbled by a silenced rhythm section and bafflingly reverberated guitars, the majority of Interpol is little more than background static. Maybe it's time for an intervention.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 63 Critic Score
    The record is neither a failure, nor can I imagine is it a pisstake. No, this is Tom Jenkinson letting out his inner rock star, letting his guard down from the laptops a little bit more, and having sloppy fun.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    Throughout, as ever, it’s Stewart’s voice that grounds the music in something recognizably human, his inexhaustibly elastic voice capable of so much but never able to be anything less than beautiful.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 42 Critic Score
    Even when the songs work (rarely), the band doesn’t; even when the lyrics work (read: never), the music doesn’t; even when guitars aren’t processed to sound like a cat in a dishwasher, the riffs suck.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 42 Critic Score
    Nothing on this album surprises me because anyone who has listened to this band regularly has become so steeped in pointless oddity that they have moved past surprise into the realm of mild annoyance.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 72 Critic Score
    What keeps Siberia from being more of a snoozer is the fact that there’s more Will Sargeant guitar to be found here than on any other recent Echo outings, and Heaven Up Here producer Hugh Jones returns to give the band what’s arguably their fullest production values since 1984’s Ocean Rain.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 74 Critic Score
    Made In Brooklyn’s not as bold or striking or collected as No Said Date, but the sophomore effort’s a fine follow-up, nonetheless, and almost certainly doomed to the same neglect.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 65 Critic Score
    While their debut showed a lot of promise, Beach Fossils still haven't really set themselves apart from every other band practicing the same pleasant murmurs of personality.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 49 Critic Score
    The lack of variety here is as unsurprising as the rehashed chord progressions between songs.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 48 Critic Score
    It's well-produced with some nice drums, but it simply has no reason to exist.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 79 Critic Score
    La Sera aren't quite up for that challenge, but their debut finds them rising above the careful posturing of their peers and creating something inarguably lovely, which, for now, will do.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    White people shouldn’t try to be funky.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 52 Critic Score
    The schizophrenia on display here is not of the dramatic sort that intrigues or interests; it’s a very real disorder that befuddles and annoys the listener.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 56 Critic Score
    Though The Sun has plenty of accomplished performances by a capable and experienced band, it’s not very exciting stuff.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Familial's far from brilliant, but you-snotty brat of the Radiohead generation, lapping up the languor of both Wavves' bong-odored holidays and the admittedly strange sight of Matt Berninger's kid on his shoulders-would do well to turn the dial of your irony meter from "post-post" to "zero" for a half an hour or so.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 36 Critic Score
    Urn is a chore.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    “Robocop” works on Storytellers too, proving that there are fleeting moments of emotional honesty beneath this steaming heap of artifice, a reason, for some puzzling reason and perhaps beyond all better judgment, to still find oneself interested in what this guy will do next.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 47 Critic Score
    Plans is a shameless and famished record, the sound of pop slurping itself empty.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    With never any hurry or need to their lyrics or their vocals, with only dreamy soulfulness that sounds too content and comfortable wallowing in grief to want for much else-I just don't see what's very necessary about this album.