cokemachineglow's Scores

  • Music
For 1,772 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 51% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 46% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 1.9 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Music review score: 71
Highest review score: 100 Art Angels
Lowest review score: 2 Rain In England
Score distribution:
1772 music reviews
    • 68 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    Fans of Angles should rejoice as Comedown Machine is essentially a refined version of that album’s strengths.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    Certain artists’ albums sound like they’re effortless because they’re actually lacking in effort, but Röyksopp’s albums sound effortless because these guys are just that good at turning out great downtempo tunes.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Most of the time, Lysandre as a record feels confused and stifled.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 53 Critic Score
    Stephin Merritt, once capable of such subtlety, such beauty in his cynicism, has produced a record that's surprisingly shallow.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    It’s the most welcome of dinosaurs: a top to bottom summertime rock album that sounds equally great on a car radio or in teenage bedroom.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 78 Critic Score
    There are, of course, a few missteps.... More often, though, the sparse arrangements highlight a resurgent songwriting force.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    G I R L is safe, universal, and unforgivably dull. It should be a huge hit.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 48 Critic Score
    Its problems are both wide-reaching and acute, an album full of tiny misfired rhymes and shiny-dildo drum hits that add up to what I’ll go ahead and label Jigga’s second worst record, after 2002’s abysmal The Blueprint 2.0.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    It's the songs that are swollen, and Rogue Wave will likely remain a moderately successful act whose new album is slept on because its floral solidity isn’t enough to hold up the heft of its length.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 59 Critic Score
    On Soft Money undeniable talent finds its nemesis in homogeneity of style and absence of individuality.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 78 Critic Score
    Van Pelt is not designing sounds to blow us into a new paradigm, but crafting textures to drawn us in, to subsume, to mesmerize, and perhaps, through a combination of these effects, to softly awe.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 83 Critic Score
    Evil Urges furthers the reveal with confident and imaginative strides, now with 100% less burning kitten jokes.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 39 Critic Score
    It shows little of Oberst’s usual dramatic flair.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 86 Critic Score
    Om certainly absorb religious images from every corner of the Old World with a certain reckless abandon, but despite a wandering path that would find most lost in appropriative disrespect, it all seems to melt effortlessly together into the band's unique tapestry of the void.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 35 Critic Score
    If Chopped & Screwed implies that Micachu and the Shapes want to obscure their relation to the still wonderful Jewellery, then this album isn't just difficult and unsatisfying--it's unfortunate.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 49 Critic Score
    One of the most cluttered, awkward, and unfocused albums in recent memory.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 73 Critic Score
    What you do get is indie prog impeccably performed by musicians at least as talented as Mars Volta but with better taste.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 68 Critic Score
    Life Sux is no King of the Beach; if anything it's a minor diversion on which Williams seems to be toying with the idea of slowly toeing into maturity.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 71 Critic Score
    Shonen Knife can do a lot of things, but country music apparently isn't one of them. Where some may revel in how they don't fuck with the formula that's persisted over their extensive career, others will reach for fan favorite Let's Knife (1992) or save their money; that economic crisis Yamano maybe sings about is still happening, you know.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 74 Critic Score
    Finely wrought themes aside (replete with a careful balance between Darwin the man and the grand ideas he unlocked), it flunks the cohesiveness test, libretto or no, destined to sit forlornly on the shelves of most of the people who sent it to the top 10 of the Billboard electronic list, unplayed and unloved.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    The end result is a sound that feels both modern and ancient: the glorious sequence of arpeggios that rounds out "Return to the Violence of the Ocean Floor," for example, owes as much to Baroque counterpoint as to progressive rock or synth-pop. And yet, throughout the course of the album, these influences are melded seamlessly into a sound that is unmistakably Krug's own: dour, wistful, and tragic.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 62 Critic Score
    Perhaps there will come a moment when Repo suddenly clicks as a beautifully connected opus, but that seems doubtful; for the time being it’s just a frustrating listen, held back by its unnecessarily unconventional explorations.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 56 Critic Score
    Sure, they love the album and want more people to know about it: admirable. But c’mon, why not just get rip-roarin’ drunk, bring in a bunch of friends, and make a legendary album of their own.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 76 Critic Score
    Even the forecast backlash from fans of the trance era can't dent Barking's relentless enthusiasm, and given the sufficient exposure and time, everyone should be able to party to it. It's just that for an Underworld album it sounds distinctly un-Underworld, and more like someone's asked Smith and Hyde to ghost-write a Now! compilation.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 58 Critic Score
    Yes, I love Clipse and the Re-Up Gang, but tough love invariably accompanies true love, so there you have it. The relationship is just on the rocks for now; here’s hoping November is like the honeymoon all over again.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    This is the real key to understanding Varshon: it can’t be a truly cynical attempt to recapture former glory because it’s too half-assed.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 67 Critic Score
    The songs get by on college rock atmospherics that linger for far too long and for the most part, lack the dynamism and character of even the weakest Decemberists song.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    On Ducktails III: Arcade Dynamics, Mondanile introduces his voice as an element into his solo music, and in turn takes one step forward and two steps back; though his songs are perfectly adequate, the reference points and production are easier than on any previous Ducktails release, and they suffer for it.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    CocoRosie are clearly talented when they keep things focused; fact is, though, that Noah’s Ark is so steeped in its own random, garbled universe that it makes for a frustrating, unrewarding listen.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 69 Critic Score
    An entirely pleasant, listenable little soundtrack.