Chicago Reader's Scores

  • Movies
For 6,312 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 42% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 56% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 5 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 60
Highest review score: 100 I Stand Alone
Lowest review score: 0 Old Dogs
Score distribution:
6312 movie reviews
  1. In one slack exchange, Del Toro intimates that the government wants to shut him up because he knows too much, but apparently someone decided that this thing was silly enough already and the matter was dropped.
  2. Bennett is also self-indulgent, giving us few clues as to what's behind this destructively hedonist behavior; instead we get shortcut insights as she and the men confess into the camera.
  3. Unexpectedly witty and affecting exposé of the American beauty industry.
  4. In nearly every scene of her dangerously underwritten role, Diaz has a mouthful of cliches.
  5. More of the same, though a lot coarser than its immediate predecessor, and the characters and situations have now calcified to the point where they're simply sitcom staples.
  6. Demands to be treated with conviction as parody if not as science fiction.
  7. Harsh but moving drama.
  8. The director's familiarity with silent cinema enhances the prudish pornographic footage, but when he starts cutting between separate perversions, I began to wonder if he was getting as bored with the material as I was.
  9. If you're up for good nihilist entertainment, look no further.
  10. The visual style--the orange-and-blue color scheme, the elegant 'Scope compositions, the graceful tracking shots, and the shrewd use of shallow focus--has been reproduced almost perfectly from John Carpenter's original, yet the wit and intelligence are gone.
  11. The film runs through most of Leni Riefenstahl's bag of tricks as it builds up a patriotic frenzy, yet the crazed flag-waving would be a lot easier to take if it weren't so clearly a commercial calculation meant to salvage what is otherwise a crass, careless, shamelessly padded film.
  12. Cox has some wonderfully funny moments, but both actors are playing heavily to type.
  13. Watching this thriller is like drinking milk that's about to turn: it looks OK but smells a little dodgy.
  14. The filmmakers show habitual thriller viewers some respect by condensing the background story into iconic sound and image bites during the opening-credits sequence, suggesting they know we get the drill; this and the other stylish elements make it all the more disappointing that the movie's mediocre.
  15. Fortunately for the company, Largo turns out to be a formidable knife fighter in the corporate sense; fortunately for this sleek, empty thriller, he turns out to be a formidable knife fighter in the street sense too.
  16. Though praised when it came out (1930), Alfred Hitchcock’s film of Sean O’Casey’s play, with some of the original Dublin cast (including Sara Allgood as Juno), is a fairly deadly case of canned theater that’s pretty close to what Hitchcock many years later would refer to as “photographs of people talking.”
  17. The stock characters and leaden stretches of expository dialogue are welcome evidence that there's still no computer program capable of telling a decent story.
  18. Its main source is a comic book, but it might as well be a computer.
  19. Failing to provide any insight into his plight as a rich African-American celebrity, he moves on to the hard stuff.
  20. The writers must have racked their brains for the formula: two parts other movies to one part childhood revenge fantasies
  21. Chillingly beautiful cinematography makes the state's landscapes appear timeless as it sets the stage for a grim history told with archival portraits.
  22. Teen romance and operetta-style singing replace the horror elements familiar to moviegoers, and director Joel Schumacher obscures any remnants of classy stage spectacle with the same disco overkill he brought to "Batman Forever."
    • 40 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    The movie contemporizes teen-sex comedies like "Porky's" and "American Pie": when the witless nerd gets caught with his proverbial pants down, the footage ends up on YouTube with an astonishing number of hits.
  23. The scenes set on earth--messy, predictable satire about the commercial exploitation of fevered genius. The unconscious/underworld scenes may be boring because neosurrealism is a cliche.
  24. It may not be “The Bridges of Madison County,” but the latest Kevin Costner romance is nearly as good as they get.
  25. There are some striking visuals and Hartnett is a magnetic presence.
  26. The movie is essentially a pastiche, as musty as a flea market.
  27. Allen Coulter (Hollywoodland) directed this morose and sluggish drama, which gets more mileage from Pattinson's anguished profile than from Will Fetters's thunderously overwritten screenplay.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Michael Chiklis (of the cop show "The Shield") steals the movie as the agonized Thing.
  28. The movie seems unusually honest in portraying the no-option existence of the working poor, but the story slips into melodrama in the last reel.

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