Chicago Reader's Scores

  • Movies
For 6,312 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 42% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 56% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 4.9 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 60
Highest review score: 100 I Stand Alone
Lowest review score: 0 Old Dogs
Score distribution:
6312 movie reviews
  1. This terrible live-action comedy based on Jay Ward cartoons has its moments and its near misses.
  2. This earnest yet cynical drama makes the gang-infiltration genre seem exhausted.
  3. The story is painfully slow.
  4. Many of the gags rely on the incongruity of Grant's nervous, cultured character posing as an Italian-American stereotype, but they're subverted by his earnest relationship with his fiancee, whose affection hardly seems worth the trouble.
  5. Must have been slapped together fast: live-action stunts created by uninspired editing lead up to computer-generated imagery that's just as lame.
  6. This engrossing animated thriller (2000) somehow displays realist gore, nudity, and sexual violence in a tone not too far from that of a children’s adventure; its innocence stems in part from the convincing naivete of the heroine.
  7. Director Jonathan Kaplan clearly has a feel for the material, but he's at the mercy of a pedestrian script by David Arata and producer Adam Fields.
  8. Enjoyable but thin.
  9. Unlike the many youth movies that can't overcome their makers' hindsight, this one may actually put you in an adolescent frame of mind.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    It's MTV meets Merchant-Ivory, at once manneristic, hallucinatory, and exhilarating.
  10. It's a piece of disposable fluff -- though that's exactly what's so appealing about it.
  11. The characters have been designed to make fun of themselves, disguising the craft of writer Neil Cuthbert and director Kinka Usher in getting us to laugh at them.
  12. The last and best of his "Tales of the Four Seasons."
  13. Insights about romance are enhanced by the novel production design, which includes puppetry, but the story's reflexivity is smug and cloying.
  14. An E.T. spin-off, but it's a very likable and imaginative one.
  15. Eventually writer-director M. Night Shyamalan neutralizes Willis's star presence with impressive plotting that's a fine excuse for the powerful atmosphere.
  16. Silly and shameless stuff that made me laugh quite a lot.
  17. Maybe writers Josann McGibbon and Sara Parriott were thinking of Tracy and Hepburn--assuming they were thinking of anything--but not even Roberts's smile can put this one over.
  18. With its persuasive special effects, gentle pace, and more expressionistic than surreal production design, this serious yet far from ponderous drama is something of a marvel.
  19. At once self-conscious and generic, this smart monster movie about smart monsters -- supersharks cleverer than the scientist who created them -- repeatedly lulls you into thinking it's paint by numbers.
  20. A judicious mix of the lightly gory, the generously cartoonish, and the unexpectedly atmospheric makes for action that's scary yet unintimidating.
  21. An intermittently enjoyable bad movie that never knows when to stop.
  22. There's charm and insight in the candid depictions of the teenagers' sexual experiences and discussions.
  23. This is a remarkably gripping, suggestive, and inventive piece of storytelling that, like Kubrick's other work, is likely to grow in mystery and intensity over time.
  24. A pretty impressive horror film.
  25. The shticky dialogue undercuts the solid genre plotting, which undercuts the humor.
  26. The idiosyncratic instrumentation and melodies in the score by Angelo Badalamenti ("Blue Velvet") and a masterful opening scene are wasted on this pathetic thriller.
  27. Another giggly gross-out comedy for teenagers.
  28. What we don’t know about these characters–and what we don’t see in certain scenes–is often as interesting and as important as what we know and see, and Assayas’s sense of how relationships evolve between people over time is conveyed with a rich and vivid novelistic density.
  29. Like most of Lee’s work, this movie bites off a lot more than it can possibly chew, and it bristles with the worst kind of New York provincialism.
  30. An entertainingly offbeat blend of 19th-century science fiction and Hope and Crosby Road comedies.
  31. Inspired, self-referential animated musical.
  32. Shtick isn't all this movie has to offer.
  33. Sandler is disarming and compelling as Sonny.
  34. The stylized physiques and movements of the characters in this exciting animated musical-romance-adventure are at once realist and fantastic.
  35. The feminist veneer is the most deeply disturbing part of this callow thriller, whose fetishizing of a dead woman's body (and a live woman's sexual behavior) is far more questionable than anything even "The Silence of the Lambs" has been accused of.
  36. About as entertaining as a no-brainer can be--a lot more fun, for my money, than a cornball theme-park ride like "Speed," and every bit as fast moving. But don't expect much of an aftertaste.
  37. The only problem I was faced with was trying to understand what exactly it was that I enjoyed, and how this movie differed from the play I'd read.
  38. The filmmakers have created a pretentious extended "Twilight Zone" episode with obscenely high production values.
  39. After a while it becomes apparent that this movie is too eager to please, too willing to sacrifice its point of view toward its targets to sustain itself for the length of a feature.
  40. Oscar baiting is the main point of this unintentionally silly drama.
  41. The players and their stories are as wonderful as the music, and the filmmaking is uncommonly sensitive and alert.
  42. This brash shocker by John Sayles—who wrote, directed, and edited—is bound to annoy as many people as it intrigues.
  43. At once a light comedy and a reasonably serious meditation on the perils of fame.
  44. Another virtual-reality SF movie -- and you're not likely to care.
  45. This is gold-plated navel gazing in the worst 60s style.
  46. This rambling but beautiful feature by Theo Angelopoulos may seem like an anthology of 60s and 70s European art cinema: family nostalgia from Bergman and seaside frolics from Fellini; long, mesmerizing choreographed takes and camera movements from Jancso and Tarkovsky; haunting expressionist moods and visions from Antonioni.
  47. Not at all bad for a toy commercial.
  48. Cher generates much of the movie's limited interest with her powerful screen presence, and Maggie Smith's skill as a diplomat's widow who believes she has a special relationship with Mussolini is undeniable. Yet the story, structured by the fragmented perspectives of too many characters, is more often lightweight than funny.
  49. Though it comes across as labored in spots, it also yields a good many beautiful and suggestive moments, and an overall film experience of striking originality.
  50. A pretty good job of zipping things along and occasionally scaring us, and the digital effects are fun.
  51. Their splashy gore is more convincing than this incompetent horror-comedy's attempt to mock bourgeois high school dissoluteness without appearing judgmental.
  52. It's the romantic sparring with Catherine Zeta-Jones as another glamorous thief -- not the unsuspenseful heists -- that makes this silly thriller lightly bearable.
  53. He doesn't lose his stylistic identity either: in addition to the very Mamet-like delivery of unfinished sentences, his command of rhythm and flow remains flawless throughout.
  54. Audaciously combining conviction and childish humor, this SF thriller reminds us that the distinction between the tangible and the intangible may be frighteningly arbitrary--an idea that's made too scary ever to seem trivial, no matter how silly things get.
  55. The treatment of this touchy material is impressive, neither gratuitous nor mincing, but this satirical comedy doesn't really go anywhere.
  56. Schmaltzy comedy.
  57. The only thing that keeps the proceedings bearable is the cast gamely rolling with all the shameless sitcom punches the script keeps throwing at them.
  58. A hearty style of self-referential filmmaking that only adds to the persuasiveness of Lillard’s stunning performance.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    Action comedy hurriedly cobbled together as a fund-raiser for the Hong Kong Directors' Guild.
  59. Drew Barrymore's virtuoso performance smooths over the plot holes.
  60. This fairly serious meditation on conventionality and monogamy blames his ennui on external forces, remaining adolescent even when it suggests its hero has grown up.
  61. Steve Martin and Goldie Hawn are too good for this embarrassing remake.
  62. Most of what transpires is low-key, affectionate comedy and a fair amount of fun.
  63. Karen McCullah Lutz and Kirsten Smith's script has its witty moments, and some of the secondary characters--such as Larry Miller as the father and Daryl "Chill" Mitchell as an irritable teacher--are every bit as quirky as the leads.
  64. There's not much humor to keep it all life-size, and by the final stretch it's become bloated, mechanical, and tiresome.
  65. The movie, which leans too heavily on the metaphorical value of the two historic events, dives from heady romance into heavy moralizing.
  66. But it's also Howard's and his audience's misfortune that a good time can be had by all only if nothing of substance gets said.
    • 16 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    An exercise in robotic filmmaking.
  67. At its best when it’s least overtly allegorical--and fortunately that’s most of the time.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 0 Critic Score
    Monstrously offensive movie.
  68. Eastwood himself, pushing 70 but cruising women in their early 20s, counts on more goodwill than I can muster. I wasn't bored, but my suspension of disbelief collapsed well before the end.
  69. It's hard to be diverted by a tale whose emblematic romances and terminal cuteness serve an agenda that seems particularly dated today.
  70. Though director Ulu Grosbard is as good as he usually is with most of the actors, the story problems tend to stump him too.
  71. A geek festival that mainly invites us to hoot at a bunch of alleged crazies.
  72. Excruciatingly earnest yet convictionless movie.
  73. The hokey dialogue and witless physical gags keep everything painful and hectoring.
  74. Even as you're wincing at what you thought was misguided earnestness, it's being subverted by filmmakers who've turned many of the genre's weaknesses into tiny triumphs.
  75. There's tenderness, humor, a gratuitous body double, and splashy lighting in this ho-hum action drama, which takes itself at times too seriously and at other times not seriously enough.
  76. This blunt comedy suffers from poor pacing, colorless dialogue, and subpar performances by the two leads that reveal just how much a director contributes to our perception of what a star is.
  77. Neither the characters nor the events are exactly the same as those of the novel, but some of the same spirit comes across.
  78. Blends extremes of violence and humor to create an irreverent tone that nullifies everything; the plot is so clever it crushes the characterization, making all the action seem perfunctory.
  79. Sappy.
  80. In 20 Dates Myles Berkowitz strings together one embarrassing moment after another and triumphs in a culture characterized by actorly artifice.
  81. Subtly profound love story.
  82. 8MM
    I can't say I warmed to the results, but I was solidly held for the film's two hours.
  83. Oscillates bewilderingly between contrived and insightful, mechanical and sincere, clumsy and graceful.
  84. Until the story diverges from a similar agenda, the gags about the daily grind and what happens when a drone forgets how to be submissive make for beautifully low-key satire, and the caricatures of office types seem clever.
  85. The movie manages to push buttons without seeming formulaic.
  86. This derivative concept movie is tiresomely slick as well as shamefully sloppy, and someone should issue a restraining order requiring writer-director Darren Stein to stay at least 100 yards away from irony.
  87. Demands that we see as coincidental if not ironic the ease with which Fraser cuts a rug at a swing club when he's hopelessly naive about everything else that's being revived in the 90s when he emerges.
  88. It may not be “The Bridges of Madison County,” but the latest Kevin Costner romance is nearly as good as they get.
  89. This culinary fantasy is mildly inspired.
  90. The comic timing and Gibson's mugging are skillful, but the movie fulfills expectations of plot twists and ironic atmosphere only after having made clear that it won't be offering much else.
  91. As an undiscovered beauty who frequents open-stage night at the local performance-art club, her rack hidden under paint-spattered overalls, her chiseled face obscured by glasses, Rachael Leigh Cook is charming and sincere, and ultimately so is Prinze, whose character's realization that he's not as shallow as he'd thought is convincing.
  92. Cassavetes's “Gloria” may have been action-packed nonsense, but it was enjoyable precisely because it was all of a piece. This Gloria is simply pieces--a few of them enjoyable, most of them not.
  93. One problem leads to another, but because the children's points of view are so powerfully rendered, the plot of this elegant and lightly magical-realist 1997 drama never seems merely coincidental.
  94. Val Kilmer, clearly pleased to be entering the Oscar disability sweepstakes, does what he can as the hunk who learns how to see.
  95. Until the diverting special effects take center stage, this story, about an alien intelligence that builds an army out of flesh and metal, pathetically exploits genre conventions without generating self-reference, camp, or thrills.
  96. Its depiction of teenage behavior appears calculated to seem irreverent while satisfying expectations.

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