CalmDownTom's Scores

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For 204 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 52% higher than the average critic
  • 12% same as the average critic
  • 36% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 4.3 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Game review score: 70
Highest review score: 100 LEGO Batman 3: Beyond Gotham
Lowest review score: 10 Natural Doctrine
Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 94 out of 204
  2. Negative: 20 out of 204
204 game reviews
    • 69 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    Octodad: Dadliest Catch is a good time filler, to put on whist you have a spare fifteen twenty minutes. But I wouldn’t recommend paying the full asking price for something thats gimmick wears off pretty fast and leaves you longing for “those good parts”.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    A thoroughly enjoyable game and in a market bursting with puzzle platformers, it manages to shine bright and bring something truly unique to the table.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    If you are a fan of the WW2 strategy game genre then I would highly recommend this game as the multiplayer holds many hours of entertainment. The biggest let down for the game is the single player. However, I found myself glued to the seat with such a strong multiplayer, and I can see many people enjoying it.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    Warhammer 40,000: Armageddon is a title that feels like it’s about 10 years older than it actually is. In the 40K universe, I’m pretty sure people get executed for failing their duties as spectacularly as this.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Depending on your choices Hatoful Boyfriend can be a light-hearted dating sim set in a completely ridiculous setting, or a crazy ridiculous visual novel set in a ridiculous setting.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    Pure Pool is a great arcade game that looks better than it deserves to. The physics are flawless, down to the frustrating pocket bouncer shots.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Despite darkness being a horror game’s natural habitat, living so much in other game’s shadows limits The Evil Within from being the genre redefining classic it really should have been.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    Rollers of the Realm is quite a lot of fun, though the story doesn’t last very long and the ‘Arena’ mode gets repetitive very quickly as it just recycles level designs from the campaign. The core gameplay, though, is totally solid. If you’re not into pinball, this probably isn’t one for you. If you’ve been known to dabble in the art of Pinball Wizardry, however, you should give it a shot.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    I thoroughly enjoyed my time with Ancient space and I will beat that final level. Even if it takes me another twenty hours of complete and utter failure. Ancient Space has beaten me down ruthlessly but I still want to come back for more.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Train Fever is a beautiful game that is steeped in transportation history.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Audio Defence – Zombie Arena is a very clever game that delivers on an interesting idea. It gives you a taste of the terrifying experience of being blind throughout the zombie apocalypse.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    Sniper Elite 3 is one of the most taxing and rewarding games you will play this year.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    So, is NASCAR ’14 the elusive stock car game experience I have been looking for? The short answer is yes. The game recreates the whole atmosphere of NASCAR very well. The career mode is one of the most in-depth career experiences I have seen in a racing game for a long time and the tweaks the AI make your simulated career as tense and exciting as the real thing.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Pro Cycling Manager Season 2014 is a very detailed and overwhelming managing game that only the most dedicated fans of professional cycling might enjoy, and I suppose that’s fine, given the niche.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Silence of the Sheep is a great example of why there’s still life in 2D games. This game is a scary game that has some truly terrifying moments, stunning artwork and brilliant audio. However it is let down with some controls flaws such as the poorly implemented inventory, and some frustrating puzzles that will have you googling their solution.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Among the Sleep is a great addition to the horror genre, and their choice of a toddler for the main character is both inspired and well executed. With a little more polish, a better Oculus Rift kit, and the clearing out of the remaining bugs, it would be near perfect.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    My time with Nun Attack: Yuki’s Silent Quest was rather short lived. Ninety minutes of playing the same levels multiple times soon became a chore and I longed to play the games that inspired Yuki’s Silent Quest instead.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    If you're a fan of top down Zelda games and the Adventure Time cartoon then just get this game. The Adventure Time setting is perfect for this game genre.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    The more that a tactics game relies on story than gameplay, the more it betrays a lack of self-confidence in the ability of its mechanics to sell the game. It’s the equivalent of an 80s B-Movie that is selling you on its cover art alone.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    This is not a buggy or broken game: this is a game without any aspiration.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 90 Critic Score
    F1 2014 may have some graphical flaws, but it’s a fantastic game. Possibly the best F1 game of recent times thanks to the radical changes to the sport itself and the ease of access F1 2014 has to players.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    The course designer adds a huge amount of depth to the game as you will never run out of new courses to play.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    If it had better platforming mechanics and less frustration, I would recommend it. As it stands, I can only recommend it to people who genuinely feel NES was the golden age of gaming.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    It’s a shame then that a game which is so well designed is hit by a pretty massive flaw, which is its length.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    The cute courses and the decent track design do enough to make it worth playing for a while till a better racing game comes along.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    It’s a once-and-done title, not to be sniffed at, but after completing it, you won’t go back in a hurry.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    If this sounds like your type of football management game then dive right in. However, for an iOS football manager there are other solutions out there, especially if you are willing to pay for them. The far more in-depth Football Manager Handheld 2015 from Sports Interactive for example.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    For the price of £15 you get a game that rewards you with story and atmosphere, albeit a slight lacklustre combat experience and a game that is in need of updates adding more enemies and areas. Is it worth looking at this game? For certain. For me at least there are a number of unanswered questions that I need to resolve.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    At its core, The Crew is one of the most ambitious games of the year. The problem is that the combination of bad design choices, poor performance and a certain lack of refinement also make it one of the biggest disappointments of the year.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    There are enough subtle changes in the gameplay over the classic Lemmings that justify taking a look at Flockers.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    As difficult and repetitious as Lovely Planet gets however, rarely is it frustrating. It’s hard to hold a grudge against a game so whimsical, especially when it delivers even the most nefarious of its tricks with such stone-faced innocence.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    A pretty good game. It lacks any brilliant originality or unique spark to make it truly stand out from the crowd. When it’s not hampered by technical issues (it frequently crashed on me) and long loading screens, the game itself is quite fun, especially to play with friends. For the most part NS2 plays well and, while it doesn’t reinvent the wheel in any aspect, you could do a lot worse.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    Duels 2015 lacks any of these fun Multiplayer formats which, to me, is it’s greatest weakness. But with a robust tutorial, a massive selection of cards and an emphasis on allowing the player the freedom to choose their own Decks, I still have to rate Duels 2015 as one of the strongest of the series.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Despite highlighting and isolating my complete lack of coordination, I had a lot of fun with the simple, solid and rewarding fundamental gameplay that KickBeat is, ultimately, all about.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    There’s a lot about NHL 15 to be happy about, especially when it comes to actual game time. However, NHL 15 is not a finished product and as such this review score reflects that.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    The original Shelter had me instantly replaying it, just to see if I could keep my babies alive. This time though, despite the bigger levels and excellently-crafted simple gameplay, I put the game down. It’s worth experiencing, but on this evidence the Lynx will flourish in wolf-free Britain.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    Pineview Drive is a very atmospheric horror game. It ticks all the boxes for tension, atmosphere and makes you jump at all the right times. The only two things I found letting it down were the repetitiveness of searching the same rooms over and over again and the ending (which, in the interests of no spoilers I will not mention here) which didn’t feel like it lived up to the expectations of the rest of the game.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    Yes, the game isn’t perfect but it’s a lot of fun.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Times are sad when the weakest parts of a game are listed as “everything to do with the main plot and gameplay”. But by chaining the title to “Undead & Undressed”, XSEED have made it *about* the absolute worst parts.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    The core of Nether – what it IS – hasn’t changed. It’s a game that requires your tender, loving care. It’s a seed; a seed with the potential to bloom into something beautiful and magnificent if you’re willing to get the right tools and put in all that work.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    The advertisement was not subtle at all with the pop up adds coming up every two minutes. This can really ruin the playing experience overall as well as the waiting you have to do to gain energy.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    A lack of real time multiplayer and repetitive music and visuals cut down this overall very fun arcade-y racer.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Mugen Souls Z wears its perverseness on its sleeve (or panties as it may be) but underneath that there’s a competent if clunky JRPG that doesn’t do enough to differentiate itself. It’s a bizarre game that helps serve as a reminder of how weird and different Japanese games can be but it never ascends beyond being a delivery vessel for crude humour and pervy art.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Even after you strip away the high level of fanservice and questionable theme; for every aspect that I enjoyed such as the characters and voiceover, there were others that marred my experience such as the repetitive combat, irritating camera and repetitive mission structure. For those that can ignore these misgivings, there is an enjoyable game waiting to be played.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    It requires some mastery of its quick pace and barrage of enemies to fully enjoy the game. Due to its repetitive nature and its design primarily targeting those with a strong arcade past – particularly platformers – I would recommend this game, but I feel it is targeted at a small market.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    I really enjoyed my time with Monochroma. I found it charming, intriguing and most importantly, very well done.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 10 Critic Score
    For the price of Criminal Girls, you could buy a whole bunch of sex toys, one of those big anime pillows with a naked girl on it, or some really nice handcuffs and a whip. Regardless of who you use them on, you’ll have more fun with them than you will with this game.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    It’s saddening that all of the effort the creators have put in to building such a quicky, charming visual style has gone to waste with such barebones gameplay, but the game’s low price and arcade-esque stylings may make it a nice little timekiller for some.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    It’s so weird and ephemeral that when I got the credits, I wasn’t sure if the game was finished or about to begin. Sadly, that tells you a lot about the actual content. When it was all over, I was unsure if I had somehow missed the “game” part and just watched the cut scenes.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 10 Critic Score
    It’s shocking to see something this bad on a current gen console, and it’s really sad to think that someone released this and asked for money.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    This is an action adventure game filled with zombies, poor punnery and a lack of feeling. I loved Escape Dead Island. It is short, with under 5 hours of playtime to complete the story, but I think it is definitely one to look out for.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    If you love ice cold sushi for breakfast and don’t mind playing a game on a handheld which is more suited to a home console, then this spin-off is worth a spin. If you’re looking for something new from a puzzle-platformer, avoid.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    It’s dull, barely requires the player to pay any attention, and feels like little effort has went in to refining it.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    It’s difficult to recommend Light in its current state. It’s a fun game, but its so short and so easy that it doesn’t remotely justify its price.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    The developers missed a trick here. In my opinion, the game could have been so much more quite easily. The flying is brilliant, allowing you to bank so harshly and attack means that we could have had a game that set island against island in numerous battles. However, we are stuck with an ok racer dragged to mediocrity by idea of the “Dragon Games”.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Rise of the Dark Spark is a decent enough title, but its failing is that it changes too much. It’s nothing more than a shallow, poorly executed imitation of Fall of Cybertron.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    With a game that looks and sounds as good as Wayward Manor, it’s hard to believe that the gameplay was rushed giving hardcore gamers something to moan about.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    As it stands, I am asking Enforcer to hand me its badge and its gun and I present it with a dishonourable discharge.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    Air Conflicts: Vietnam is a game that just can’t justify its own existence. It’s got a few clever ideas, but it doesn’t have the scope or budget to threaten any of the amazing flight sims you could play right now for far, far less money.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    Its dated art style definitely put even me off quite a bit and its mechanics are solid and well designed but perhaps a bit too simple and locked into the history of its name. That said, underneath its unimpressive exterior is a decent platformer that offers up a reasonably meaty experience and no doubt a nostalgia trip for players who grew up on DOS and Amiga games.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    I can recommend this game to newcomers to the MMORPG genre, they will find it easy to get to grips with and not overly taxing when it comes to completing tasks. They will eventually tire of the repetitiveness of the missions, but thanks to the arena and exploration the game does have a slightly increased life. However, those that are searching for a good MMO experience for iPad will have to keep looking. The game is good, I can’t fault the look of the game and the controls are easy to use and very simplistic.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    Reiner Knizia’s Supremacy is one of the best DICE+ enabled games out there so far, and definitely shows the potential of the DICE+ as a social mobile video game controller.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    You will hate the amount of time you spend replaying the same level just because you think you can do better.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    While it is not exactly the most innovative or original game in the world, it does contain various improvements on tried and tested game mechanics.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    As it is Life of Pixel is a pretty standard affair throughout. There is the odd gravity flip switch or jet pack but they’re few and far between. Something for the future perhaps? I would certainly be keen to see what else Super Icon offer up in the future.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    I’d love to see a patch for the game that makes the single player mode a bit fairer and a tutorial “thing” to make it an awesome little game. As it stands right now though, World Soccer is still deserving of your time despite its shortcomings.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    The more control the game gives to you, the more fun you can have with Wildlife Park 3. Between building the perfect enclosure for each animal, keeping an eye on what’s available to you and making sure that your park is properly staffed and well maintained, you could easily lose hours to this without realising. The characters in the game may be annoying and unlikable, but the game itself is charming enough to hold my attention, and hopefully, yours too.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    Space Farmers is a fun wee game that punishes you as much as it delights you.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    A pretty enjoyable empire management and strategy game, but brought down by an underwhelming combat system.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    Wolfenstein: The New Order feels like a game which really shouldn’t work. It transplants the feeling of a ’90s first person shooter into 2014; yet also has enough sense to mix in elements of modern game design to ensure it doesn’t feel antiquated. It is an action game which is fully functional as a stealth game. Its narrative is equal measures serious and ludicrous. Its lead character is a superman who feels vulnerable.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Ascendant is a decent brawler and you will have fun watching the amazing artwork of your character slicing his way through a marauding horde of enemies. The game is not for the faint-hearted though, as death is final and a lot of people will (like me) get annoyed far too easily due to this.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    What delighted me most about Pixel Puzzles was the gentle reminder of how much I actually missed doing a jigsaw puzzle.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    At only £9.99 retail you do get a decent amount of entertainment for your buck, but ultimately Water Park Tycoon will disappoint you with it’s lack of content.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Overall, International Snooker is a very solid and playable offering of a snooker simulation.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Overall, I quite enjoyed Bloodbath. It has a few rough edges with its clumsy controls and lack of splitscreen or story.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Shattered Planet is on the right track, it does a lot of things right and with a bit more structure to the randomness it would be a highly enjoyable title.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    As it stands, despite being a fun strategic tower defender, Rush for Glory is overpriced and generic.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Showtime! is a rather disappointing effort which is a pity as there are some neat touches in the game.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    If you like your platformers to be super-frustrating but ultimately rewarding and with a bass-banging, groovy soundtrack then Groove City is a must have for you. If, however, you’re prone to rage quits when the difficulty ramps up, you’ll want to give this one a pass.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    If you remember the good old days of 8bit arcade gaming then you should definitely be picking up Q*bert. The Rebooted mode is a relaxing break from the difficulty faced in the classic version, but you’ll always go back for more.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    The writing is by far the most impressive thing about the game, but leaves you wondering what might have been. The deep character progression system leaves enough of an rpg aftertaste that you find yourself wishing you could explore Mars a bit more, talk to more NPCs and explore more options in those dialogues.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Graphics and ending aside Heroes of the Revolution a good game and one of the best turn based strategy games that you’ll find on iOS devices. For less than two pounds you’re getting a 4 – 6 hour campaign that once done can be played again due to the random mini missions.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    Graphics aside Colin McRae Rally keeps the “realistic” handling of its day.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    I can’t find much wrong with Toast Time due to the sheer simplicity. All that I can say to do Toast Time justice is buy it on mobile then you will have a good little one thumb game to whittle away dull traveling, and it is half the price of the Steam version.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    The game could be so much more with a little extra work though. The combat and poor voice acting are just too much for me to seriously recommend the game.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    I can’t say I warmed to the soundtrack, but I confess it’s cheery enough, and I can’t really identify anything offensively bad about Aritana. I think the dev team could make something really great in the future, but for the moment I could only recommended this game to a very patient platformer fan. And it would have to be on sale.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    If you’re hungry for Walking Dead, and moreish pinball games, this is a no-brainer.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    On PS4, this is the same great, addictive title that left me nostalgic for the skateboarding version of the nineties I never really knew: it’s just that OlliOlli’s mobile heritage begins to become apparent when played on a home console that it was probably never intended to grind, flip or spin its way on to.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    I loved Commando Jack. I don’t think I can recommend it enough. Sure it has some rough edges and it won’t appeal to everyone. But I think it will appeal to the masses thanks to the amount of fun that is to be had.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Yet in the light of some truly sickening behaviour by so-called ‘gamers’, a title that looks to humanise the affected should be applauded.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 90 Critic Score
    Believe me when I say you will sink days into this game. I got so wrapped up in playing it that I forgot to write the review and if that doesn’t say much for it’s wonderful mix of minecraft style building and RPG then I don’t know how to convince you.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 90 Critic Score
    The music fits in perfectly as well. It has a great synth sound straight out of the 80’s, and nothing else would have done this game justice.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    My issue with My Ex-Boyfriend the Space Tyrant isn’t its not-quite-great writing or anything about its content at all, really. My issue here is that My Ex-Boyfriend is a point and click adventure game that’s fairly poor in its execution.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    Silly story aside Q.U.B.E Director’s Cut is very good game. Most first person games fall apart when the have platforming sections, but Toxic Games managed to pulled off a whole game with first person platforming.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Despite my personally not enjoying this game there were only two things that really bothered me about it. They both tie in very nicely together though so this should be quick.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    If you have a hankering for a city builder, or a nice relaxing overworld sim, I would recommend staying well away from Transport Giant. It doesn’t want you to play it, it doesn’t want you to understand it and it really doesn’t want you to love it. You might find that spark within it, but you’ll have to work harder than it deserves.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    I didn’t find the main (virtually only) character endearing, and that took a lot out of my experience with BBA. It shows glimmers of something incredible. I’d be very interested to see future title’s from the developer.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    A.R.E.S. is a game with crisp graphics and an awesome soundtrack that makes for a great title to pick up if you’re just after something a little more casual but with enough of that arcade difficulty to keep you on your toes.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Graphically speaking, the game looks poor on 360. Even for a last generation game it looks like it would sit better on the PS2 during most stages.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Unlike some of the recent expansions to Crusader Kings II (Charlemagne/Rajas of India), the Art of War doesn’t add a huge amount of content to the game in terms of replayablity.

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