Boston Globe's Scores

For 7,947 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 54% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 44% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 1 point lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 64
Highest review score: 100 Autumn Tale
Lowest review score: 0 Argylle
Score distribution:
7947 movie reviews
    • 31 Metascore
    • 25 Reviewed by
      Ty Burr
    After "Gothika " and "Catwoman ," a viewer has to wonder: Why does this woman keep making thrillers if she can't bring herself to be thrilled?
    • 31 Metascore
    • 12 Reviewed by
      Ty Burr
    The most painful movie so far in a year that's already scraping the bottom of the barrel, Your Highness is a tedious, dung-colored misfire that sullies the genre of "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" and "The Princess Bride."
  1. At some point, I just tired of looking at all the nicely composed shots unworthy of the stock they're printed on. Lives are at stake here, and I don't mean Julia's and her annoying pals'. I mean the lives of you and me, the only pronouns that really matter here.
  2. The somewhat inappropriate story won’t matter to youngsters who’ll be hypnotized by a color scheme so bright you need sunglasses to view it.
  3. It's got both a soap opera plotline and a Chuck Norris-load of taxpayer-financed gadgets and gear. It also has Reese Witherspoon in another terrible part.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 38 Critic Score
    Sadly, That's My Boy relies on caricatures, rather than characters, to make you laugh.
  4. Owes less to any film genre than to TV soap operas offered with far fewer pretensions on any given afternoon.
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  5. The movie's comic powers are often marred by silliness and stereotypes. Pootie tanks.
  6. An example of a film that begins with a provocative idea and then runs itself into the ground with clumsy structuring.
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  7. The last word in good-time mayhem.
  8. Getting Even with Dad never allows us to forget that it's never more than a manufactured object untouched by quality control. [17 Jun 1994, p.78]
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  9. In the end, the movie leaves us stuck with unmoving drama and increasingly numbing carnage.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 12 Reviewed by
      Ty Burr
    A weirdly airless disaster, a turkey so insistently DOA that the dialogue serves as its own epitaph.
  10. By Hollywood standards, a movie carried with such gusto by a 67-year-old woman has to be considered a miracle. And I'm not sorry to say I enjoyed watching her do it.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 25 Critic Score
    Delivered with all the subtlety of a steel-toe boot, you may be galled that you've wasted nearly two hours of your own precious life with this silly little puddle of a movie.
  11. As a combat action spectacle, the movie takes a straightforward, gritty approach that makes for mostly solid viewing.
  12. Just bland behavioral propaganda, and Holmes makes such a guileless and robotic spokeswoman, it wouldn't be nuts to think the White House was just another mansion in Stepford.
  13. The movie actually does feel like an Americanized work of Hong Kong moviemaking. But the desperate, derivative style, the nonsense plotting, and leggy, horny women are applied like too much MSG.
  14. There are the obligatory bonding scenes, including a boxing match and an early morning heart-to-heart, but without tension and warmth. Jones manages to be lovable, but he and Cage never manage a chemistry. [25 May 1990, p.50p]
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    • 31 Metascore
    • 25 Critic Score
    Deep in the swampy hearts and minds of some filmmakers, embarrassing stereotypes still fester, gathering moss and slime.
  15. In 10 years, this movie could easily take its place among cult classics like “The Room.’’ For now, it’s better left in the bowels of a Turkish cave.
  16. Funny thing, though: The sunnier that Barrymore gets in her scenes with Sandler, the more the iffy elements and leaden bits seem to just melt away.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 25 Critic Score
    A vapid, charmless update of Buster Keaton's 1925 film "Seven Chances."
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  17. The film is profane. But who knew police brutality could play as a laughing matter?
  18. Enjoy the sense of never quite knowing when the movie is going to stick another pin in its balloon of sincerity, and you’ll like the Coopers well enough.
  19. All the makers of Texas Chainsaw 3D cared about was getting your $16.
  20. Cop Out seems aptly named. It’s not personal. It’s barely even a movie. It’s a fire hydrant that the director and his stars use for exterior shots.
  21. This is a terrible little movie even by the standards of the genre.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 25 Reviewed by
      Ty Burr
    A stultifying drama based on the 2009 season of the Abilene High Eagles, Lights suffers from sermonizing dialogue, amateurish performances, and an ugly racial blind spot disguised as white savior paternalism.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 38 Reviewed by
      Ty Burr
    The plot proceeds from the charming to the manipulative to the shameless to the demented in gentle steps that may lull some audiences the way a frog can be boiled to death by degrees.

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