Austin Chronicle's Scores

For 8,787 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 41% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 57% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 6.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 58
Highest review score: 100 The Searchers
Lowest review score: 0 Gummo
Score distribution:
8787 movie reviews
  1. Paris Can Wait may be a film à clef of sorts – there’s a hint of the autobiographical in it, the suggestion of something experienced – but even that angle doesn’t make the movie terribly appetizing. What it needs is a little salt.
  2. The narrative is too flat, too drily filmed by César-nominated cinematographer Jeanne Lapoirie (8 Women) to induce much emotion or debate about Anne’s hypocrisy and abuse of power.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Time and time again, Ritchie proves to be an effective action director. When it comes to writing the picture, less so, and The Covenant stands as another reminder of that sturdy dichotomy.
  3. Because screenwriter-director Brock fails to create a moving relationship between its mentor and student in life's lessons, the film hardly resonates five minutes after it's over.
  4. For a film with such weighty aspirations, I.S.S. lacks gravity.
  5. Myla Goldberg's novel about spelling-bee fever, a family in chaos, and religious/mystic exploration arrives on the screen with all its faults intact, but few of its charms.
  6. The story, alas, is colorless and flat: a terribly earnest picture of two sad people looking for somebody or something to jump-start their battery.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    The story is good, but the execution favors the safe over the challenging. Personally, I'd rather just read the Bible.
  7. The storylines are as confusing (or as simple?) to the uninitiated as they were before, but that doesn't stop them from making sense to the kids.
  8. You can almost smell the desperation in the twisted psychosexuality of Savage Grace.
  9. Equal parts French sex farce, Mai-Decembre romance, middle-aged white male fantasy, and wannabe Hitchcockian intrigue, Fontaine's film can be a chore to sit through, but not for any of the obvious reasons.
  10. It's all one big blur: sound, fury, and Martin Sheen devouring scenery as if it were going out of style (and in Spawn, it's definitely not).
  11. Szifron and his co-writer Jonathan Wakeham play it too safe, creating an aggressively stale procedural that doesn’t pack the gut punch it wants to deliver.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    What could and should be a serious commentary becomes a meandering deviation in an otherwise standard slasher.
  12. About the only thing that makes any sense in La Vie Promise is Huppert's face, a visage that has aged in the most extraordinary way.
  13. Ultimately, the remake is, at best, rote and, at worst, totally unnecessary.
  14. There's nothing here for the viewer to do, no kinks to work out, no double-crossings to anticipate, not even a half-hearted flail at figuring out how Danny ticks.
  15. Highwaymen is an also-ran. It lacks the sprawling, Westernized mythos of The Hitcher and feels, in the end, like a previously owned nightmare sorely in need of a new universal hell joint.
  16. The result is a vacuous feel-good movie that leaves you feeling nothing at all.
  17. Taking its title from her second and final critically-acclaimed blockbuster album, music biopic Back to Black gives you all those details you’ll recognize – but not much beyond that.
  18. Flightplan should have remained grounded for repairs.
  19. As far as I'm concerned, the fact that Bergman is finally getting around to asking himself questions he now realizes he should have asked long ago is not sufficient enough premise for a movie. The answers may be news to Bergman, but the rest of us might just want to opt for divorce.
  20. First Snow tries hard but lacks originality.
  21. Even Cathy Moriarty-Gentile's role as a rival mob boss (with a nod to "Raging Bull") can't save this DOA affair.
  22. McTiernan is an old hand at actioners and, like the pro he is, keeps the film rushing along from fiery stunt to stunt.
  23. Flawed but often entertaining teen horror flick.
  24. It's hard not to feel punk'd and trapped amid the company of jerks.
  25. A bold (and lovely) experiment that will almost certainly bore most audiences into their own brightly colored dreams.
  26. Howard, mercifully, dumps most of Vance's political cant in favor of a maudlin, slow, rehab drama, carried on the backs of a cavalcade of wafer-thin characters.
  27. Nemesis, by comparison, is about as exciting as a Tribble on Vicodin.

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