Austin Chronicle's Scores
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For 8,783 reviews, this publication has graded:
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41% higher than the average critic
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2% same as the average critic
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57% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 6.8 points lower than other critics.
(0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 58
| Highest review score: | The Searchers | |
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| Lowest review score: | Gummo |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 4,778 out of 8783
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Mixed: 2,558 out of 8783
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Negative: 1,447 out of 8783
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Marrit Ingman
This is not a family movie; the kids will be bored by it. This is a guilty pleasure for thirtysomething stoners with ironic dispositions and large nacho platters.- Austin Chronicle
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Marjorie Baumgarten
Despite its authentic feel for things Western, Wild Bill misses the big picture.- Austin Chronicle
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Kimberley Jones
The climax, like the film itself, is big, loud, and looks cool enough, which is what we’ve come to expect from summer movies … but not from Robert Rodriguez.- Austin Chronicle
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Marc Savlov
Comes close to overdosing on bone-pulverizing kickassery at the expense of a plot that ricochets from the nationalistically fatuous to the lovestruck, farcical before shutting down completely in favor of punch-drunk loveliness.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Apr 28, 2011
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Playing comedy, Duris is as engaging as a bowl of porridge; playing tragedy, he’s the height of comic absurdity; in scenes romantic, he’s detached to the point of somnolence.- Austin Chronicle
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Rosebraugh’s arguments are sound and his heart is in the right place, but his execution is self-defeating.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Mar 6, 2013
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Marrit Ingman
The real shame in the storytelling is that the people in this film are interesting and inspiring enough to warrant a real film about them.- Austin Chronicle
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Kimberley Jones
After two hours of Vera's pretty but wet-blanket direction, it's too late to ignite any fireworks, even in the hands of such capable actors.- Austin Chronicle
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Marjorie Baumgarten
The problem lies not in the plotting alone. Roth's direction does nothing to bring clarity to the story and its characters, and his blocking of the film's action scenes is downright muddled and vague.- Austin Chronicle
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Here, Martin and company turn the proceedings into an unfunny farce, flinging out silly jokes at the rate of an Airplane movie in the desperate hope that something will stick.- Austin Chronicle
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Marrit Ingman
My cynical half hated it, despite the presence of Lane, who is so magnetic that she could prance around the countryside in the absence of plot and still be compelling somehow.- Austin Chronicle
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Marc Savlov
But Pine playing 1960s-era Shatner – sometimes subtly, sometimes not? That's a terrific gag. Really, it is. Totally inspired. It's just not enough to save this otherwise cookie-cutter bromantic comedy from being anything other than what it is: an inoffensive yawn.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Feb 15, 2012
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Marrit Ingman
You could call this film repugnant and abrasive, and Solondz would probably agree.- Austin Chronicle
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Marjorie Baumgarten
Hook has you marveling at the nuts-and-bolts work of producers and assistant directors, but never at the intrinsic imaginativeness of the story. It's as if Spielberg calculatedly set out to make a perennial classic -- certain folly if ever there were.- Austin Chronicle
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Steve Davis
Lyne has the stylized talent of a soft-core pornographer; he choreographs his movies like languorous sex scenes.- Austin Chronicle
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Marjorie Baumgarten
When the film sticks to biographical and career background, it is on steady ground, but when it argues the case for one particular album, it becomes promotional rather than documentary material.- Austin Chronicle
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- Posted May 16, 2012
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Marrit Ingman
Plenty thought-provoking, but it's not much of a movie and ultimately inspires curiosity rather than passion.- Austin Chronicle
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Marjorie Baumgarten
It would seem the purpose of this movie, if not to deify, is to define -- and in this it fails miserably.- Austin Chronicle
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Kimberley Jones
Little more than a constant and occasionally pretty imaginative sex show.- Austin Chronicle
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Marjorie Baumgarten
Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of … V8? That’s what you get when you cross VeggieTales characters with a pirate yarn.- Austin Chronicle
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Marjorie Baumgarten
Technically, Jihad's images and assemblage seem on par for a first-time filmmaker, though the film's message is a moving plaint.- Austin Chronicle
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Marjorie Baumgarten
It may tell you everything you need to know about Easy Virtue to note that Hollywood hottie Jessica Biel receives top billing over veteran Brit thesps Kristin Scott Thomas and Colin Firth.- Austin Chronicle
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One glance at the title shows you just where Brooks's head is these days: in his pants, specifically, in the area immediately below the belt. The one-time master parodist (Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein) seems so focused on this universe bounded by the ass on one end, so to speak, and the groin on the other, that he forgets to do anything at all original to spoof Robin Hood or the swashbuckling films Hollywood has made of him.- Austin Chronicle
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Matthew Monagle
In Fatima, director Marco Pontecorvo and his team meld religious storytelling with the flourishes of a historical biopic, resulting in something both better and more frustrating than your average faith-based film.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Sep 2, 2020
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Marjorie Baumgarten
The direction by Caruso adds little to the dynamics, although the script by Dan Gilroy offers the occasional gem. Nevertheless, Two for the Money is hardly a cineplex bargain.- Austin Chronicle
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Kimberley Jones
It’s a tedious watch, inferior in every way to David Fincher’s slick, grinningly grim "Gone Girl." Any chance for lightning striking twice is going, going, gone.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Oct 5, 2016
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Alejandra Martinez
Knights of the Zodiac has the potential of being fun, but falls short by taking itself too seriously and looking bad all the while.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted May 15, 2023
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Marc Savlov
It's a strictly date-night-rental affair, and if you still get Ryan Reynolds and Dane Cook confused, this will do little to help sort things out.- Austin Chronicle
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Even for me, an animal lover, a believer in the power of storytelling, and an advocate for meatless meals as often as possible, I just kept waiting for a revelation, or a reason (beyond the horror show footage) to care.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Jun 27, 2018
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Marc Savlov
Not nearly as clever at taxing the audience's knuckles as its forerunner, Speed 2 still manages to stay above board long enough to merit a look-see, if only to relish the once-in-a-lifetime pleasure of Mr. Dafoe and his pet leeches.- Austin Chronicle
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Marjorie Baumgarten
When a cell-phone gag is the most exciting or inventive thing in a big summer dinosaur movie, you have to wonder if the species might not be ready for extinction.- Austin Chronicle
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Marjorie Baumgarten
Kidman is the only refreshing thing in the movie. Otherwise, Just Go With It is an exercise in stagnation.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Feb 24, 2011
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Louis Black
Shelton's enthusiasm is remarkably refreshing, but it's not enough to mean well, and we don't know much more about these people or their world at the end than we learn at the beginning.- Austin Chronicle
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Kimberley Jones
The movie scores some laughs, all of which come from the expert Giamatti.- Austin Chronicle
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Steve Davis
If you’re the type of moviegoer who finds the idea of 19th-century characters using phrases such as "Be cool" and "You must work out" in their conversations, this is the film for you.- Austin Chronicle
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Although I do think PP fans will be satisfied with the finale, let’s hope this is the last redux for these pitches.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Dec 21, 2017
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Steve Davis
The borderline campy The Bye Bye Man is a horror movie in search of an urban legend. Based on a chapter in the 2005 collection of allegedly strange-but-true paranormal tales "The President’s Vampire," the premise is second-rate Stephen King.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Jan 11, 2017
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Steve Davis
Collette – usually a delight – sounds like she’s phonetically speaking a foreign language. Not even Judi Dench could sell these lines.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Jan 25, 2017
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- Posted Oct 3, 2012
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Higher Learning is a disappointment. What might have been director Singleton's (Boyz N the Hood, Poetic Justice) most ambitious and potentially intriguing work, wound up as his most shallow and scattershot.- Austin Chronicle
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Marc Savlov
It's hobbled by odd plot contrivances and some less-than-stellar acting from DiCaprio.- Austin Chronicle
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Kimberley Jones
Before a foot of film was ever shot on Live by Night, Affleck had already made a decision that would be the film’s undoing. He cast himself as the lead.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Jan 11, 2017
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Kimberley Jones
This is no more (but no less?) than what we have rather oddly come to expect from Neeson in his late period (Taken, The A-Team).- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Feb 24, 2011
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Marc Savlov
It's not atrocious, but it borders on it, thanks to Dennis Quaid's annoying narration and his even more irritating portrait of the self-loathing writer whose presence bookends the two main storylines.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Sep 6, 2012
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Marc Savlov
Bruce Willis shows up, in full Bruce “yippee-ki-yay, mofo” Willis mode, to little effect, and while Hudson’s sassy camp follower is a hoot, there are just too many narratively bizarre subplots falling out all over the place.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Oct 21, 2015
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Marrit Ingman
A holiday film Joe Lieberman could love, unembarrassed by its wholesome, sugary pro-family message.- Austin Chronicle
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Marjorie Baumgarten
Although appealing to look at, Happy Feet Two is noisy, busy, and unable to spark much emotional involvement in the viewer other than fear for the characters' well-being and a touch of existential angst by way of a couple of krill.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Nov 16, 2011
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Kimberley Jones
Frankly, I don't like to be bullied, and bullying is exactly what Knight and Day – overly cute and overconvinced of its own cool – does best.- Austin Chronicle
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Sarah Hepola
For each prejudice the film tries to shatter, it furthers a different stereotype.- Austin Chronicle
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Marjorie Baumgarten
There's little drama or sense of progression in the movie until the bombshell hits, and then it just whimpers along for another half-hour until the end.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Sep 6, 2012
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Kimberley Jones
Doesn't do much to further distinguish Lehmann's career. As for those of us waiting for the year's first worthwhile date movie, the wait continues.- Austin Chronicle
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Marjorie Baumgarten
Misfires on so many levels that we have to wonder if there is more than one meaning to this story's wild boars.- Austin Chronicle
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Marjorie Baumgarten
As delivered by the politically inclined international filmmaker Costa-Gavras ("Z," "The Music Box"), Mad City's oversimplification of the ethical issues is bound to annoy those with any first-hand knowledge of the news dissemination process and disappoint others who've come for the promise of a city whipped into a "mad as hell" frenzy.- Austin Chronicle
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Marc Savlov
Come What May over-romanticizes the horrific, forced French exodus.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Sep 21, 2016
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Marc Savlov
Unfortunately for a film that has so much to say about a topic of great import, Unplugging is hamstrung by its ricocheting tone and undercut by sequences that probably provoked chuckles during the initial read-through but too often fall flat in the finished product.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Apr 24, 2022
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Marjorie Baumgarten
What should have turned out as a terrific movie about the crime of spousal abuse has instead received the equivalent of a ham-handed molestation by director Mundhra.- Austin Chronicle
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Marjorie Baumgarten
It’s distinguishing the trickle from the treacle that becomes the problem.- Austin Chronicle
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Steve Davis
John Tucker Must Die will undoubtedly fade into obscurity like so many silly and sentimental teen comedies before it.- Austin Chronicle
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Kimberley Jones
The resultant film is all surface and plush, with nary a hard edge or demanding note. Despite the movie's well-intentioned heart, its head is out to lunch, neglecting its responsibility to provide these powerhouse actresses with a script half as smart or compelling as they.- Austin Chronicle
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Marc Savlov
Least Among Saints is a heartfelt if not exactly heartwarming story of two wounded males, but despite top-notch performances from all the leads, it never really brings anything new to a story that's already overly familiar.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Oct 17, 2012
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Richard Whittaker
With neither the grandiosity of pagan vision that illuminated The Green Knight, or the subversive forest horror of Ben Wheatley's In the Earth, Garland's Men is never quite a joke, but maybe that would have made it a more pointed parable.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted May 10, 2022
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Kimberley Jones
Kiddos: I'm sighing, too, but only from relief it's all behind us now.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Nov 18, 2012
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Marc Savlov
It's just not all that interesting to watch two pretty young things go through the muddled rituals of the pas de duh when I can, you know, do it just as poorly myself.- Austin Chronicle
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Steve Davis
In the end, while both of these performers look great together, they really don't seem to belong together. And that's the biggest hitch in Hitch.- Austin Chronicle
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Marjorie Baumgarten
Solid 007 entertainment -- not as bad as some of the recent Bonds but not as spunky as some of the series' originals.- Austin Chronicle
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Marc Savlov
It's an existential, Kafka-esque nightmare with no real resolution, although if you've been biding your time waiting to see some high-strung, ham-handed bickering on-screen, this is your A-ticket.- Austin Chronicle
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Marc Savlov
Still, every generation deserves its own coming-of-age cinematic snapshot; if this is that, though, things are tougher than I thought.- Austin Chronicle
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Russell Smith
Breakdown further illustrates the axiom that every truly original movie must be remade again and again until it achieves a state of sublime, all-encompassing idiocy.- Austin Chronicle
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Richard Whittaker
That it has so little new to say, and replaces spirited fantasy with an overbearing glumness, is just disappointing.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Nov 14, 2020
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Marc Savlov
I'm not entirely sure, but near as I can tell, this adaptation of Augusten Burroughs' memoir of family dysfunction finally and irrevocably lost me right about where the cat ended up in the stew pot, stirred with maniacally morose glee by Paltrow.- Austin Chronicle
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Marc Savlov
While Ferdinand isn’t a train wreck by any means, it does come off as an also-ran in a year now dominated by the truly marvelous "Coco."- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Dec 13, 2017
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Marjorie Baumgarten
My Cousin Rachel 2017 retreads du Maurier’s luscious mix of Gothic trappings and psychological mystery, but it’s a wan concoction that’s never fully convincing or engaging.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Jun 14, 2017
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Marc Savlov
Notably, Phantom Boy treads territory that’s similar to much of Hayao Miyazaki’s work, with a main character seeking the otherworldly in the face of a terrible reality. Missing, though, is the narrative and emotional cohesiveness that would likely have led to Felicioli and Gagnol’s film being a more engaging and memorable work- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Jul 27, 2016
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Russell Smith
It's hard to imagine anyone ---coming away from Hanging Up with any sense of revelation, soul-enlargement, or even the simple pleasure of a compelling tale well told.- Austin Chronicle
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Marjorie Baumgarten
The gifted veterans, Redgrave and Stamp, manage to imbue their characters with personalities and physical bearings that transcend the stereotypical. But there’s little else that separates a film like this from the sing-your-heart-out self-actualizations of a teen show like "Glee."- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Jul 3, 2013
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Marjorie Baumgarten
Likely to be remembered more for its method of manufacture and release than for any inherent qualities of its own. It will also become one of the many fascinating footnotes in the always provocative career of Steven Soderbergh.- Austin Chronicle
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Matthew Monagle
All of this culminates in a film that is equal parts silly and nationalist. If you find yourself nostalgic for the bloodless mode of America vs. The World action movies that populated the 1990s, then Vanguard is for you. And if you’re a Jackie Chan completist, the mediocre nature of the film is at least partially offset by his heartfelt rendition of the theme song and an A+ collection of outtakes that play over the end credits.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Nov 19, 2020
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Marc Savlov
If nothing else, this adaptation of Peter Mayle's umpteenth ode to livin' la vie en Provence will make you wonder about Ridley Scott and the directorial aging process.- Austin Chronicle
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Marc Savlov
What we're left with -- Kubrick or no -- is a muddled, messy disaster of a film, something that seems more like a drastically edited miniseries, cut down to incomprehensible levels with whole sections missing.- Austin Chronicle
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Richard Whittaker
Worst of all, as much as this will be a welcome escape for small kids (and a distraction for parents), it's a frustration that Kendrick is back in this kind of easy, cookie-cutter, disposable frippery.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Apr 13, 2020
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Marjorie Baumgarten
Opus is an attack on media mouthpieces and mindless sycophants, but its barbs only scratch the surface before the inevitable mayhem takes over.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Mar 13, 2025
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Marjorie Baumgarten
There’s a difference between being transgressive and offensive, and that, in a nutshell (or roasted chestnut), is the difference between Bad Santa and Bad Santa 2.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Nov 23, 2016
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Marc Savlov
It's big, it's loud, it's dumb, and all things considered, it's not completely un-fun.- Austin Chronicle
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Kimberley Jones
Mancini's character boils down to a lot of self-loathing and unresolved mommy issues – which is as tedious as it sounds.- Austin Chronicle
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Kimberley Jones
The bland script and direction are spruced up by a likable cast.- Austin Chronicle
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Russell Smith
If you enjoy an occasional taste of mental junk food, you might find Las Vegas Vacation worthy of a springtime dollar-cinema visit. Otherwise, hold out another decade for sexagenarian Chevy in Palm Springs Vacation.- Austin Chronicle
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Steve Davis
The film might have been redeemed by Ardant's performance as Callas. But for a rare glimpse of the diva's ferocious appetite for life, however, this French actress seems all wrong for the part.- Austin Chronicle
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Richard Whittaker
The Sword Art Online – Progressive films were intended to give fans something new, something a little more meaningful, and while Scherzo doesn't completely deliver, it's at least intriguing enough to make you think, "Well, maybe one more level."- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Feb 2, 2023
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Richard Whittaker
Who do you cast when you've got a mid-tier supernatural thriller that needs a low-key but charismatic, talented but not showboaty, and recognizable actor to play one of the leads? Guy Pearce, of course, and without him under Peter's decidedly unpriestly demeanor then middling supernatural chiller The Seventh Day would barely raise a flutter of attention, never mind a spirit.- Austin Chronicle
- Posted Mar 29, 2021
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Marc Savlov
Williamson's directorial debut is a sad affair, devoid of shocks, surprises, or even his clever trademark diologue.- Austin Chronicle
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Marrit Ingman
The movie itself offers few real answers to the problems teachers face.- Austin Chronicle
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