Absolute Games' Scores

  • Games
For 694 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 23% higher than the average critic
  • 5% same as the average critic
  • 72% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 11.5 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Game review score: 63
Highest review score: 95 Crusader Kings II
Lowest review score: 1 FlatOut 3: Chaos & Destruction
Score distribution:
694 game reviews
    • 78 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    Flight model is the strongest point of Wings of Prey, even despite its arcade-style single-player campaign.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 87 Critic Score
    The third expansion introduces so many new facets to Europa Universalis 3 that it’s now truly an embarrassment of riches. Those hardcore players who like to delve into the smallest of details will have a blast.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 61 Critic Score
    Five years ago, The Saboteur would have been lauded for its fresh ideas. Today, the only praiseworthy thing is its out-of-time soundtrack.
    • 89 Metascore
    • 77 Critic Score
    A worthy successor to DiRT, although it doesn’t have enough fuel to become an instant hit.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    Zombie Driver is simply a dull, unpalatable game.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    Virtual Dick Marcinko said it best: “Dead piece of sh.t!”
    • 59 Metascore
    • 22 Critic Score
    Even if you watched Avatar two or three times, don’t expect to enjoy the familiar world in the game. Better save the money for the DVD.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    At first, Serious Sam HD is a nostalgic experience, complete with familiar locations, low-poly monsters and terrible cinematics. The illusion is short-lived, though, because this 3rd generation Serious Engine remake lost all its original charm – as if it’s not a remake at all, but a poor clone.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    Pretty graphics, solid gameplay, a well-developed setting – Neocore Games hit a bull's-eye. Despite some rough edges and a tacked-on multiplayer, King Arthur is much more interesting than Neocore's previous effort and head-and-shoulders above Warhammer: Mark of Chaos.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 95 Critic Score
    The Armored Princess is only a quarter shorter than the original game. How long ago have you played a stand-alone expansion that takes 30 hours to beat it at a normal difficulty?
    • 90 Metascore
    • 86 Critic Score
    Ubisoft has finally realized its darling dream by creating a world where substance and style go together. Virtual tours of Florence, Venice and Tuscany are as captivating as the main story. For once in a way, “open-ended” doesn’t translate to “boring”, “lifeless” or “empty”. The height takes your breath away every time Ezio scales a tall building; the excellent animation makes up for annoying bugs and quirky gameplay conventions. Yes, the final boss fight is borderline silly, but it’s just a smudged line on a last page of a thrilling novel.
    • 91 Metascore
    • 86 Critic Score
    Ubisoft has finally realized its darling dream by creating a world where substance and style go together. Virtual tours of Florence, Venice and Tuscany are as captivating as the main story. For once in a way, “open-ended” doesn’t translate to “boring”, “lifeless” or “empty”. The height takes your breath away every time Ezio scales a tall building; the excellent animation makes up for annoying bugs and quirky gameplay conventions. Yes, the final boss fight is borderline silly, but it’s just a smudged line on a last page of a thrilling novel.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 75 Critic Score
    It’s a well-done sequel – an evolution without revolutions.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 59 Critic Score
    The game keeps with the spirit of the original Assassin’s Creed, but fails to comply with the letter. Its technical flaws outweigh the artistic merits.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 65 Critic Score
    "Unpolished" – this word describes every facet of Armada 2526. Why bother playing this game when we already have the brilliant Galactic Civilizations 2?
    • 89 Metascore
    • 85 Critic Score
    Looking back at Left 4 Dead 2’s offerings, it’s hard to call it “just a $50 expansion pack.” All worries and boycotts were in vain; you can’t go back to the original Left 4 Dead after playing this one.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 69 Critic Score
    In the attempt to capture the feel of a Hollywood movie, the developers went so far that they completely turned Call of Duty into a mindless run from one objective marker to another. There is a mediocre on-rails shooter under all these blurry visual effects and nice music, a game no better than Secret Service or Code of Honor 3. It just looks and sounds nicer than its low-budget brethren. Multiplayer is the only worthy thing about Modern Warfare 2.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Futuremark could have made a great multiplayer shooter out of this concept, but, alas, they decided to sell a glorified tech demo.
    • 91 Metascore
    • 92 Critic Score
    You don’t need a thousand words to make you fall in love with Dragon Age: Origins. It has everything that is sought by the most jaded fans of the genre: at least 60 hours of adventuring, colorful, lively characters, flexible combat system, complex situations and quests, dialogues that are pleasant to read and even more pleasant to listen to… Dragon Age, like a good storyteller, captivates within minutes. It doesn’t rush the story, relishes in small details, goes into ornate lyrical digressions, and maintains the intrigue, keeping you at the edge of your seat.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    The biggest drawback of Jak and Daxter: The Lost Frontier is not so much its boring, monotonous design as the overall lack of ideas. High Impact Games made a game “with cute little animals” instead of an epic adventure. It’s certainly playable, but it won’t make your heart skip a beat.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    The Ultimate Sith Edition additions are nice, but nothing special. In fact, the same can be said about Star Wars: The Force Unleashed as a whole.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 75 Critic Score
    If the recent overabundance of WWII-themed RTS games and the lack of multiplayer do not bother you, pick up this game. A good single-player campaign is a rarity these days.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    Saw
    If Saw were a scary game, we would have given it a free pass for clumsy action and silly endings. Alas, there is nothing to be afraid of in the dark. After a couple of rooms, you’ll be ready for anything.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 63 Critic Score
    Frequent boss fights, excellent cinematics and great animation keep you glued to the screen for the first thirty minutes. Alas, oversized bugs which use the same attacks over and over, tiresome QTE sequences, useless combos and weapon upgrades will get under your skin.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Only the most patient players will get to the meaty parts of the game. Fort Zombie is a textbook example of a squandered potential.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 56 Critic Score
    Puritas Cordas is a big fat zero that some people will, unfortunately, use an example for imitation.
    • 89 Metascore
    • 78 Critic Score
    Funny and boring, exciting and annoying, beautiful and ugly, The Ballad of Gay Tony is as dissonant as the strange relationship between Louis and Tony. But still, Rockstar North is head and shoulders above its competitors.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 68 Critic Score
    Outdated visuals, sloppy innovations, dead multiplayer… no, that’s not the way to continue a great series.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 68 Critic Score
    Outdated visuals, sloppy innovations, dead multiplayer… no, that’s not the way to continue a great series.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 73 Critic Score
    You can’t deny the fact: Torchlight is a Diablo clone to the backbone. It lacks imagination and fresh ideas, but it’s a clone done well, with extra care for people’s time and nerves. And that’s worth a lot.

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