Absolute Games' Scores
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For 694 reviews, this publication has graded:
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23% higher than the average critic
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5% same as the average critic
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72% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 11.5 points lower than other critics.
(0-100 point scale)
Average Game review score: 63
| Highest review score: | Crusader Kings II | |
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| Lowest review score: | Tunnel Rats: 1968 |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 212 out of 694
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Mixed: 358 out of 694
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Negative: 124 out of 694
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Weak, bland-looking Prince of Persia clone, filled with bugs and uninspired action. Treat your kids to the movie instead.- Absolute Games
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It’s easier to escape death in a hyperdrive and chop twenty tons of scrap metal with a lightsaber than overcome boredom and finish Republic Heroes.- Absolute Games
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The developers promised us an atmosphere of real horror, love, friendships, suspicions, paranoia, but delivered none of these things. This game has no spark, no aftertaste... In fact, it has no taste whatsoever.- Absolute Games
- Posted Aug 14, 2011
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The Scourge Project is a perfect example of how an inexperienced developer bit more than they could chew. They wanted to create a multi-platform action title with a great story and a four-player cooperative gameplay, but made a threepenny whangdoodle instead.- Absolute Games
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If Gusto Games focused their attention on production values, licenses and gameplay modes with the same, ahem, gusto as they tried to promote the fading golf star, ProStroke Golf would have become a decent game.- Absolute Games
- Posted Feb 25, 2011
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This game’s failure was perfectly described back in 1865 by Lewis Carroll: "Now, here, you see, it takes all the running you can do, to keep in the same place. If you want to get somewhere else, you must run at least twice as fast as that!" You can't stop the progress.- Absolute Games
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Do not waste your money on this trainwreck. If you really want to know how it ends, go to the Fallout Wikia and read the article on Ulysses.- Absolute Games
- Posted Oct 17, 2011
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Futuremark could have made a great multiplayer shooter out of this concept, but, alas, they decided to sell a glorified tech demo.- Absolute Games
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Monster Kingdom is too uninspired and weak to entice the veterans of the original Majesty, and it will definitely won't attract any new fans.- Absolute Games
- Posted Jan 31, 2011
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Look past the thick veil of colorful visual effects, and you'll see Dead Trigger for what it really is – a compilation of the worst features of freemium shooters that plague the App Store.- Absolute Games
- Posted Jul 28, 2012
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Disciples 3 is a strategy game that is neither appealing nor intelligent. It lacks the kingdom-building aspect so much that it feels like a faux Japanese RPG.- Absolute Games
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I imagine that some of the SpellForce fans will love this expansion. For the rest of the world, it's a weird genre hybrid with horrible graphics, silly premise and dubious gameplay mechanics.- Absolute Games
- Posted Jul 28, 2012
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CreaVures looks really nice... when viewed as thumbnail-sized screenshots in Steam.- Absolute Games
- Posted Jun 23, 2011
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I'm not sure if we should be calling Iron Front a game. It's more like a huge target range where people can run around, drive tanks and shoot each other.- Absolute Games
- Posted Jun 28, 2012
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A typical Activision Value product – and that says everything. This one doesn’t even have multiplayer. If you happen to pass it by in a store... well, pass it by.- Absolute Games
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R.A.W. is aeons away from both Diablo 3 and Torchlight 2. Even finding a new shiny trophy is not fun here.- Absolute Games
- Posted Nov 9, 2012
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Secret Files 3 looks and plays as if even its creators did not give a damn about the final product.- Absolute Games
- Posted Nov 9, 2012
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Light brain teasers, minimal violence, furry characters… Just the thing for kids 3-5 years old. But the first four battles will bore even a child.- Absolute Games
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Unlike Audiosurf, Raycatcher doesn’t offer interesting gameplay modes. It fails on other accounts as well: playlists are clumsy, there is no pause, and, more importantly, no Internet features like leaderboards and achievements. All in all, with or without music, Raycatcher is just another boring arcade.- Absolute Games
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The best way to describe Kaptain Brawe would have been "Monkey Island in space" if only these two games weren't hundred light years apart quality-wise.- Absolute Games
- Posted Jan 3, 2011
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Establishing a new Family is a hard undertaking… and a tedious chore. Imagine spending 10+ hours on taking over one building after another! In GTA: San Andreas and The Godfather, this occupation was but a side attraction; here, it is everything.- Absolute Games
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Establishing a new Family is a hard undertaking… and a tedious chore. Imagine spending 10+ hours on taking over one building after another! In GTA: San Andreas and The Godfather, this occupation was but a side attraction; here, it is everything.- Absolute Games
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Establishing a new Family is a hard undertaking… and a tedious chore. Imagine spending 10+ hours on taking over one building after another! In GTA: San Andreas and The Godfather, this occupation was but a side attraction; here, it is everything.- Absolute Games
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Lost Planet 2 is a disjointed mess without style or substance. The developers don't bother themselves with well-designed levels, clever triggers and challenging AI. They just throw you into a hostile crowd, hoping that you'll have fun.- Absolute Games
- Posted Jan 15, 2011
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All you need to know about the second Transformers: The Game is that it is a humdrum, lifeless thing.- Absolute Games
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Wild Blood is in a desperate need of Infinity Blade-style polish. The controls are abysmal, frequent slowdowns are annoying, and epic fights are few and far between.- Absolute Games
- Posted Oct 11, 2012
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Jurassic Park is trying its best not to spoil the player with variety. Its three pillars of entertainment are "alternate between two buttons", "press one button to fill a gauge", and "press the same button, but very, very quickly". If not for a few primitive puzzles and the ability to select replies in conversations, it would be not a game, but a collection of movie clips.- Absolute Games
- Posted Feb 14, 2012
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It takes a couple of hours to unlock all three available maps, but you’ll have to spend way more time to reach the highest rank. If you won’t fall asleep, that is.- Absolute Games
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And yet again, the only bright spot in a game about zombies is a CG promo that has nothing in common with the actual gameplay.- Absolute Games
- Posted Jun 28, 2012
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