Absolute Games' Scores
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For 694 reviews, this publication has graded:
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23% higher than the average critic
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5% same as the average critic
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72% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 11.5 points lower than other critics.
(0-100 point scale)
Average Game review score: 63
| Highest review score: | Crusader Kings II | |
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| Lowest review score: | Tunnel Rats: 1968 |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 212 out of 694
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Mixed: 358 out of 694
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Negative: 124 out of 694
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Unity of Command is a looker. Its minimalistic, but stylish visual design is sure to please the fanciful "iPhone generation" of gamers. The map is clean and accurate, and the interface is a picture of user-friendliness. Beyond this delightful façade, there is a wargame that's deep enough for experienced armchair generals and welcoming for newcomers.- Absolute Games
- Posted Dec 16, 2011
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Volition wrote a more or less coherent story, squeezed 101% out of the "sandbox minigame compilation" concept, improved the physics engine, and finally made a decent PC version, but the end result feels too derivative and forced. The surprisingly short single-player campaign (15 hours if you're not trying to comb an entire map) doesn't help.- Absolute Games
- Posted Dec 16, 2011
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This game is not unlike Arkham City – easy to get in, almost impossible to get out.- Absolute Games
- Posted Dec 16, 2011
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So EA, what's next on your mind? Need for Speed Drag Racing with only one button – "Continue"?- Absolute Games
- Posted Dec 16, 2011
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KTX Software has to draw people's attention to Haunted's original multiplayer modes, otherwise the game's already humble potential will be lost in brainless monster-bashing matches.- Absolute Games
- Posted Dec 16, 2011
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FIFA Manager finally made an effort to combat stagnation. Now Bright Future needs to rewrite the game's flawed 3D engine to give Sports Interactive a run for their money.- Absolute Games
- Posted Dec 16, 2011
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A rare tower defense game is addictive enough to suck you into playing it for days on end. Orcs Must Die is one of them.- Absolute Games
- Posted Dec 16, 2011
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Despite a few questionable ideas, Dungeon Defenders is an entertaining, fresh, vivid (and I mean literally vivid) game. It lacks the ingenious simplicity of Orcs Must Die, but if you prefer to play with friends, then this is what you want.- Absolute Games
- Posted Dec 16, 2011
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Multiplayer is the only thing that makes Revelations worth its price (and if you're still interested in the story, just go watch the ending on YouTube).- Absolute Games
- Posted Dec 16, 2011
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Stronghold 3 is boring beyond redemption. The blurb on the retail box should have been written along the lines of "We've run out of ideas, our artists forgot how to draw, and our programmers can't produce stable code anymore, but hey, a long, long time ago we made one really great game!"- Absolute Games
- Posted Dec 16, 2011
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The best word describing Gangstar Rio is used in the game as a fictional car brand – "Crapo". Stay away from it, chicos!- Absolute Games
- Posted Dec 16, 2011
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It's pretty obvious that a lot of effort went into making of this game, but hold off going to the war in the North until you run out of other, more interesting RPGs and coop-oriented action games.- Absolute Games
- Posted Dec 16, 2011
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This game is definitely better than the usual drivel made in the land of bratwurst and Oktoberfest, but being one-eyed in the country of the blind is a dubious honor. The Book of Unwritten Tales is a careful imitation of adventure masterpieces from the days of yore, only, again, without a soul.- Absolute Games
- Posted Nov 23, 2011
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You will have to spend dozens of hours to fully explore Skyrim. Like any other Bethesda game, it has its share of imperfections and broken promises, but it's exciting and fascinating nevertheless. Wait for a couple of patches to come out, download the best mods, tighten the screws in the SkyrimPrefs.ini file, and you're good to go for a virtual Christmas vacation.- Absolute Games
- Posted Nov 23, 2011
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Payday is already better than other low-budget multiplayer shooters (Lead and Gold, Killing Floor). It serves as a nice distraction after a hard day's work.- Absolute Games
- Posted Nov 23, 2011
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Once again, Gameloft made a compilation of the best moments from other studios' first-person shooters.- Absolute Games
- Posted Nov 23, 2011
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Programmers, designers and other people at Sports Interactive worked even harder than last year, and improved the game with several great features.- Absolute Games
- Posted Nov 23, 2011
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The execution is flawless as usual. Backgrounds, animation, lighting, music, sound, visual effects are breathtaking, well-directed cinematics are peppered with snarky dialogue. It's a bona-fide Hollywood blockbuster.- Absolute Games
- Posted Nov 15, 2011
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Shadowgun mimics Gears of War so closely that if it were published on consoles, it would have been immediately branded as a desperate knock-off.- Absolute Games
- Posted Nov 15, 2011
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Call of Duty is not just an annual assembly-line product; it's now a digital opposite of imagination, originality and reason.- Absolute Games
- Posted Nov 15, 2011
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Pro Evolution Soccer is like Kaka – in mid-noughties it was cherished and loved, but today it's just a pale shadow of its old glorious self.- Absolute Games
- Posted Nov 15, 2011
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Treasures of the Sun is a good expansion pack. Too bad that it's attached to a mediocre game.- Absolute Games
- Posted Nov 15, 2011
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Despite the promising premise, an original character development system and spectacular finishing moves, The Cursed Crusade will scare away many people in just 20 minutes. The problem lies in poorly-placed checkpoints, stiff controls and overly annoying attempts at realism. Rapidly degrading weaponry is a definite buzz-kill.- Absolute Games
- Posted Nov 15, 2011
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Battlefield 3 is the most spectacular shooter of this fall, and I doubt that anyone will come even close.- Absolute Games
- Posted Nov 7, 2011
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The only difference between this game and the horrendous Gothic 3: Forsaken Gods is that it's almost bug-free.- Absolute Games
- Posted Nov 7, 2011
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This incarnation of Pets is mostly retread of what was introduced in animal-themed expansions for The Sims 1 and 2. The developers simply expanded on some ideas and trimmed a few annoying shortcomings.- Absolute Games
- Posted Nov 7, 2011
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Interesting ideas, mediocre execution – it's an all-too common verdict for a game made by a B-list studio.- Absolute Games
- Posted Nov 7, 2011
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Helicopter boss is a telltale sign of a trashy first-person shooter. Well, this game has five of them.- Absolute Games
- Posted Nov 7, 2011
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Copy-pasted decks and bays, as well as backtrack-heavy mission objectives will test your patience. This DLC adds nothing to the main storyline; it simply demonstrates the atrocities committed by Belltower in the name of surplus profit.- Absolute Games
- Posted Nov 7, 2011
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- Posted Nov 7, 2011
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Even with all its flaws, Nuclear Dawn is a treat for those who wanted a decent FPS/RTS hybrid.- Absolute Games
- Posted Nov 7, 2011
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There is a seed of wisdom hidden somewhere deep in Trauma, but it cannot break through the thick cement crust of a poorly executed concept.- Absolute Games
- Posted Nov 7, 2011
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Rise of the Samurai is a great excuse to return to Medieval Japan.- Absolute Games
- Posted Nov 7, 2011
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- Posted Nov 7, 2011
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The only serious drawback of this DLC is that you cannot change the outcome of its story.- Absolute Games
- Posted Nov 7, 2011
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Online multiplayer is FIFA 12's saving grace. Without it, it's a reasonably good game with fair graphics, deep defense system and a promising, albeit somewhat unnatural, player impact mechanics. With multiplayer, it's the best soccer game in quite some time.- Absolute Games
- Posted Nov 7, 2011
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If Rage were a human being, it would be a jack of all trades, but a master of none. Level design, racing sequences, "open" world, story, quests, characters, dialogue, visuals… id wanted to take a bite from each of these pies, but spread itself too thin, turning everything into mediocrity.- Absolute Games
- Posted Oct 17, 2011
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Majesty without a random map generator is like a chicken without a head. I understand that I shouldn't ask too much from a $2,99 title, but randomness is one of the things that make the original Majesty so fun and addictive even today.- Absolute Games
- Posted Oct 17, 2011
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This is basically an extended version of the free Tiger Woods PGA Tour Online with a weak single-player mode and a $30 price tag.- Absolute Games
- Posted Oct 17, 2011
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A poor FPS combined with an equally weak platformer. The developers must have decided that a minus times a minus equals a plus. Not this time.- Absolute Games
- Posted Oct 17, 2011
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Despite a few old-fashioned quirks, Red Orchestra 2 is fun to play. Clean up the bugs, and it will become a nice middle ground for those who are tired of Battlefield, but couldn't fall in love with ArmA.- Absolute Games
- Posted Oct 17, 2011
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Do not waste your money on this trainwreck. If you really want to know how it ends, go to the Fallout Wikia and read the article on Ulysses.- Absolute Games
- Posted Oct 17, 2011
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Gears of War 3 is a bit thin in the story department, but it's a great shooter nonetheless.- Absolute Games
- Posted Oct 17, 2011
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Shooters like Serious Sam and Painkiller are hard to come by these days. Yes, Hard Reset is full of plot holes, the ending is too silly even for a pulp paperback novel, and there is no blood and flesh – only gear-wheels and oil. But even will all of this, Hard Reset is fun enough if you want to just blow off some steam.- Absolute Games
- Posted Oct 17, 2011
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Sengoku offers only political intrigue. You set up a trap, fast-forward time until it springs, reap the fruits of our trickery, then rinse and repeat until you win. And if you're not well-versed in the history of Medieval Japan… well, good luck.- Absolute Games
- Posted Oct 17, 2011
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Even if its multiplayer is a bit generic and bland, Resistance 3 is hands down the best game in the trilogy.- Absolute Games
- Posted Oct 17, 2011
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If you're interested in The Russian Civil War, pick up Revolution Under Siege. Being an AGEod game, RUS has its share of annoying bugs, but no other title is dedicated to Russia's biggest national tragedy of the 20th century.- Absolute Games
- Posted Oct 17, 2011
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I hope that future patches and expansions will fix the game, since right now Sanctum brings only headaches instead of joy.- Absolute Games
- Posted Oct 17, 2011
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Dead Island is yet another tombstone upon a grave of excessive ambitions. Our condolences to those who fell for that excellent cinematic trailer – it has nothing to do with the actual game.- Absolute Games
- Posted Sep 18, 2011
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Warhammer 40.000 is a glorious celebration of military minimalism. In this universe, they cut off your hands, burn your legs, drown your head in plasma and then ask questions. But the official slogan, "There Is Only War", is not an excuse to make a game without a good story, memorable characters and varied gameplay situations.- Absolute Games
- Posted Sep 18, 2011
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The Rockin' Dead looks like a byproduct of someone's failed attempt to master 3ds Max.- Absolute Games
- Posted Sep 18, 2011
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Even the "New Game Plus" mode with its full arsenal of potions and gods is not enough to quench the Bastion thirst. Oh, how I wish it had randomly-generated maps, an expansive loot system, RPG stats, and dozens of quests... But that would have been a completely different game. Bastion, first and foremost, is a beautiful story with a beginning, a climax and ending(s). "A proper story", as the old man Rucks would say.- Absolute Games
- Posted Sep 18, 2011
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Tropico 4 is hardly a full-fledged sequel; it's more of an expansion – utterly derivative, but well-polished – that got its number somewhere in the marketing department.- Absolute Games
- Posted Sep 18, 2011
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Human Revolution is not a perfect game, but its atmosphere, the intoxicating feeling of freedom, and a tightly-wound story make it as close to the original Deus Ex as possible. We couldn't have asked for more.- Absolute Games
- Posted Sep 18, 2011
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If you have never played Panzer General, this almost carbon copy of SSI's masterpiece may easily blow your mind.- Absolute Games
- Posted Sep 18, 2011
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Distinctive games like E.Y.E. are a rarity these days. Its colorful characters, good dialogue, entertaining non-linear story, and multiple ways to develop the main characters are enough to offset the shortcomings.- Absolute Games
- Posted Sep 18, 2011
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It's a modern fairytale with a muddled story, flawed logic and ho-hum graphics. Sometimes the entire thing feels hollow-hearted, but, thankfully, it's not as disappointing as was The Whispered World.- Absolute Games
- Posted Sep 18, 2011
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Supreme Ruler: Cold War can quickly become a chore, despite the amount of detail that went into this game.- Absolute Games
- Posted Sep 18, 2011
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The final level of the game is a giant trash dump. Very symbolic, because it's hard to find a more suitable place for Dead Horde itself.- Absolute Games
- Posted Aug 14, 2011
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The worst thing about Pride of Nations is that it has a much steeper learning curve than Victoria 2.- Absolute Games
- Posted Aug 14, 2011
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From Dust feels not as a game, but as a humble experiment. It's almost like Ubisoft is testing the waters before diving in.- Absolute Games
- Posted Aug 14, 2011
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Frozen Synapse is no rival to full-fledged tactical strategy games, but it's an ideal time-killer for a lunch break.- Absolute Games
- Posted Aug 14, 2011
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Great artwork and inspired writing are not enough to outbalance repetitive battles which really lack in the tactics department.- Absolute Games
- Posted Aug 14, 2011
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This DLC is good enough to warrant its $10 price tag and two hours of your time. But it could have been better.- Absolute Games
- Posted Aug 14, 2011
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Generations is, without a doubt, the second blandest expansion in The Sims franchise since The House Party.- Absolute Games
- Posted Aug 14, 2011
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SEGA could have used its money and influence to elevate Virtua Tennis to the level of EA's FIFA franchise, but, judging by the lack of tangible progress in this installment, I guess SEGA just doesn't care.- Absolute Games
- Posted Aug 14, 2011
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All quests, both main and optional, are simple "fetch" tasks. Once in a while, the developers break the routine with forced stealth sequences, but they're not really entertaining – you'll have to crawl through the same corridors five times in a row.- Absolute Games
- Posted Aug 14, 2011
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Alice: Madness Returns is a living contradiction, an unholy union of incredible visual flair and ho-hum gameplay.- Absolute Games
- Posted Aug 14, 2011
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A more experienced studio could have made lemonade from these licensed lemons and turn the final chapter into a good action shooter. Unfortunately, the team at EA Bright Light had neither time nor experience.- Absolute Games
- Posted Aug 14, 2011
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This decent strategy game is bogged down by lots of aggravating mistakes that stem from Colossai's lack of experience with the genre.- Absolute Games
- Posted Aug 14, 2011
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The developers promised us an atmosphere of real horror, love, friendships, suspicions, paranoia, but delivered none of these things. This game has no spark, no aftertaste... In fact, it has no taste whatsoever.- Absolute Games
- Posted Aug 14, 2011
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Look past the glitz of technical achievements, richly designed sets, ostensibly interactive environments, and you will see the real L.A. Noire – a vapid adventure with a hole-ridden plot, a boring unsympathetic hero, and rough stitches in places where content should be.- Absolute Games
- Posted Jul 26, 2011
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Look past the glitz of technical achievements, richly designed sets, ostensibly interactive environments, and you will see the real L.A. Noire – a vapid adventure with a hole-ridden plot, a boring unsympathetic hero, and rough stitches in places where content should be.- Absolute Games
- Posted Jul 26, 2011
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Looks like Codemasters really struggled with DiRT 3, piece by piece cutting everything that could have saved this game from going off the cliff.- Absolute Games
- Posted Jul 26, 2011
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Who would have thought that this highly ambitious concept would turn out to be such a bland game?- Absolute Games
- Posted Jul 26, 2011
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Long before the events of the original F.E.A.R., scientists of Armacham Corporation put Alma Wade into medically-induced coma and enclosed her in a sarcophagus to suppress her psionic abilities. While trying to create an army of clones with superhuman abilities, they twice artificially inseminated her body, but in the end paid the ultimate price for cruelty and greed. Replace Armacham with Warner Bros., Alma – with F.E.A.R., and this make-believe story will become real.- Absolute Games
- Posted Jul 26, 2011
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Hunted is one of those action games that fly into one ear and exit through the other without even touching your brain.- Absolute Games
- Posted Jul 26, 2011
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In a desperate attempt to stand out in a crowd of silly arcade games, Naval Warfare lost its drive as well as accessibility.- Absolute Games
- Posted Jul 26, 2011
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Stainless Games simply retooled the 2009 version in accordance with the latest edition of the original CCG - Magic 2012. Even with all the changes, this game is basically a big glorified DLC, but, on the other hand, it costs only $10, and offers a lot of fun for this kind of money.- Absolute Games
- Posted Jul 26, 2011
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It's a pity that Hamilton's Great Adventure never got its 15 minutes of Internet fame, because it has tons of charm and it's very fun to play.- Absolute Games
- Posted Jul 26, 2011
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inFamous 2 is so derivative that "2" in its title should have been an exponent. This game navigates the sea of superhero clichés as easily as Cole McGrath slides on tram cables.- Absolute Games
- Posted Jul 26, 2011
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Armageddon's visuals are borderline awful, but the primitive gameplay is what looks the worst.- Absolute Games
- Posted Jul 26, 2011
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Black Lion took a bite of something that they could now chew – a tactical stealth action game. And instead of a generic by-the-numbers shooter, they spewed out a piece of garbage, complete with poor graphics, amoeba-like AI and a horrendously dumb story.- Absolute Games
- Posted Jul 26, 2011
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All attempts to turn Duke Nukem Forever into a fancy scripted shooter look pathetic not only when compared to the Call of Duty series, but even to much cheaper games.- Absolute Games
- Posted Jun 23, 2011
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If only Daggerdale could offer fun gameplay, we would have forgiven it for dull story, horrible visuals and buggy multiplayer. Alas, the combat is beyond redemption as well.- Absolute Games
- Posted Jun 23, 2011
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After having created the toughest armor deep down in Hell, you will realize that you've seen and done everything that Terraria has to offer. But it'll take you about 30 hours to get to that point, plus, free expansions are already on their way.- Absolute Games
- Posted Jun 23, 2011
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Dungeon Siege 3, just as Obsidian's previous game, Alpha Protocol, is an RPG that adds absolutely nothing to the genre.- Absolute Games
- Posted Jun 23, 2011
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CreaVures looks really nice... when viewed as thumbnail-sized screenshots in Steam.- Absolute Games
- Posted Jun 23, 2011
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- Posted Jun 23, 2011
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Instead of trying to cram everything but a kitchen sink into a low-budget game, the developers should have polished its core concept. Faery could have become a very beautiful, touching fairy tale, but turned into a weird made dish.- Absolute Games
- Posted Jun 23, 2011
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It's hard to judge The First Templar by the usual standards, since almost everything here has two sides. Fairly good story, but dated graphics. Interesting combat system – annoying stealth sequences. Big levels – linear corridors. But ultimately, you will be remembering these 10 hours of non-stop swashbuckling with a smile on your face.- Absolute Games
- Posted Jun 23, 2011
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Instead of cloning Puzzle Quest, Capybara Games took the concept and elevated it to a new level.- Absolute Games
- Posted May 31, 2011
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Instead of cloning Puzzle Quest, Capybara Games took the concept and elevated it to a new level.- Absolute Games
- Posted May 31, 2011
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For a game that was made without financial infusions from top-tier publishers, The Witcher 2 looks much, much better than all recent role-playing blockbusters combined.- Absolute Games
- Posted May 31, 2011
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Honest Hearts proves once again that Obsidian is more experienced than Bethesda when it comes to DLCs.- Absolute Games
- Posted May 31, 2011
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Red River is not a rival to modern high-budget, high-tech blockbusters. It looks worse than Modern Warfare 2 or Black Ops, and you can't destroy the environment like in Battlefield: Bad Company. But, compared to its overly serious predecessor, this game is a real gift.- Absolute Games
- Posted May 31, 2011
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It took TimeGate two years to make a sequel to Section 8, but they never bothered to fully develop their concept of the orbital assault force. Only the moderate price tag and a lack of decent sci-fi multiplayer shooters keep it from burning out on entry.- Absolute Games
- Posted May 31, 2011
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With Fire and Sword is a definite purchase if you want to play Warband's multiplayer with a Ukrainian flavor.- Absolute Games
- Posted May 31, 2011
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Even with all its collection of flaws, Darkspore is not a bad game. The only real mistake that EA made was releasing it on PC with a $50 price tag. This game belongs on XBLA or PSN. But if you're into some mindless time-killing before going to bed, by all means, pick it up.- Absolute Games
- Posted May 31, 2011
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