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Universal acclaim- based on 517 Ratings
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Positive: 440 out of 517
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Mixed: 34 out of 517
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Negative: 43 out of 517
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JeffBMay 16, 2006I don't know why some of the other people are rating the 'album' low, but I can't stop listening to it. It is definitely an 'experience', and maybe you need to be in the right frame of mind to hear it, but I rate it equal to listening to Pink Foyd's Dark Side of the Moon while watching the Wizard of Oz.
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vidmJun 14, 2006I'm fairly happy with most of the album. Lipan Conjuring, Lost Keys, and Viginti Tres should have been axed. They only detract from what is otherwise and excellent album.
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Dec 12, 2018
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FredericPMay 3, 2006I hate pitchfork media to. But this is the worst record of tool. And i guess the worst record cover of all time, No joke. by the way, who really cares about a perfect circle. Tool is the shit. Nothing compare. Maybe from the "outside",pitchfork are doin great in that sens.
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WillMay 4, 2006
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VigintiQMay 9, 2006Disappointing album on the whole. Other than The Pot, Jambi and Vicarious, nothing really moves me.
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JohnDJul 24, 2006
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sosmosisSep 18, 2006Took 5 years to make what sounds like leftovers from Lateralis. They've finally slipped. Well they're old now.
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Nov 16, 2020
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MikePApr 21, 2008Your comments are meaningless ..beware the new world order.
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CHRISBMay 10, 2006the best TOOL song on the cd is vicarious,the rest of the album is slow,lumbering,meaningless self indulgent crap,and this is coming from a TOOL fan who first saw this band in a hole in the wall bar in TIJUANA. Man how i miss the times that this band truly rocked.
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ChristopherMay 2, 2006Lateralus was an excellent album. One of the best of the past 10 years. Unfortunately, this is nowhere close to it. There are a few good songs, but nothing that comes even close to their last two records. Huge disappointment.
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AlexMay 3, 2006it's not that bad.... problem is, it's not that good either.
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SydneyYMay 4, 2006
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DukeAMay 11, 2006
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WillieGMay 19, 2006
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ZapBMay 4, 2006This album gets a 5. That's an average.. I give the songs written by TOOL a 10. I give the songs written by Yoko Ono a 0.. (number 9, number 9, number 9)
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NathanDMay 4, 2006
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BenTMay 5, 2006Tool's standard melodies come together disjointedly to create the first weak album in their catalog (compared to other tool records). Most of the record sounds like perfect circle out-takes.
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ThePopeMay 9, 2006
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JDJun 14, 2006
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AnthonyGJul 26, 2006This is only half an album. I only consider 4 of the tracks to be truly good. The rest is filler. The album is not particularly innovative, either. No new sounds here. Disappointing.
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Jun 15, 2012First two songs are good, there are a couple i can bearly hear, and the rest are ordinary. they all have great bits in them, but on a whole, ordinary. this from a bloke who loved lateralus and reckons anema(Spelling?) is the best album ever.
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Jun 25, 2013
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SparkyMay 4, 2006
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NathanAMay 14, 2006
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HeinMay 2, 2006Most overrated band over the last 25 years.
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TakezoMay 9, 2006Maybe the worst album from Tool yet. Great bands always end up putting out a bad album, I just didnt think it would be this bad. Big step back for tool. Big step foward on 6/6.
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OsamaBinLadinOct 4, 2006You can rate that is if it where just any other bands first CD, or you can rate this from the vantage point of knowing their previous work. From the perspective of the later (alus?) this is a weak record. It has a couple standouts, but are those really standouts, or are they lateralus knee jerks? There truly is nothing new to be found. It seems that Maynard really isn
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RazMay 7, 2006
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PMMay 2, 2006
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graemerJun 23, 2006Despite Christian W's claims to the contrary, the only people this album would even potentially interest are braindead 16 year old stoners. You know, all of Tool's fanbase. Utter tripe, and therefore I would recommend that you check out Franz Ferdinand.
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DavidAOct 21, 2006Deep lyrics should be backed up by great music, something tool still hasn't learned to do.
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RichardGOct 21, 2006I find it laughable that people clamour to tool, like a flock of mindless sheep.
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jlcMay 15, 2006disappointing and boring... And we waited 5 yearsfor this...oh well.
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JoshMay 25, 2006
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RichMay 3, 2006
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TonyBMay 12, 2006
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DougCNov 25, 2006All the pomp and pretention of Pink Floyd's classic Atom Heart Mother - minus the strings, horns, chorus, and interesting musical ideas. High concept with the emphasis on the HIGH. The CD package (featuring Alex Grey's hypercool psychedelic artwork) with 3D viewer and all, is way more fun than the sonic silliness it contains.
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helloWaVeJun 20, 2006
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MagicWindowMay 3, 2006Terrible. Stagnant riffs, awfully ham-fisted lyrics and the production seems to have taken a step back to the Undertow era. This is not a career highlight. The packaging is digusting, too.
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CCroMay 2, 2006Tool plays a 5 year April Fools joke.
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kdMay 4, 2006very dissapointed
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MarcoMMay 27, 2006Is anybody compared songs "H" and "Third Eye" from Aenima with a "Rosetta Stoned"? There are parts from these songs.
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DevinBMay 4, 2006Overwraught and underthought garbage. Stylus magazine really nailed it.
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RobRNov 22, 2006The lyrics are cringingly trite and hollow, the music is pedestrian, the only thing this joke of a band have going for them is the good production and the distinctive, well-refined sound of the instruments themselves.
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rottencabbageAug 1, 2006
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steverMay 3, 2006
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StefanosPOct 2, 2006
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RobDMay 3, 2006It bored me to tears and I like their old stuff.
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JeffQMay 5, 2006Horrible album of recycled riffs, cliche lyrics, and formulated songs. What happened to Tool?
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SteveDouglasJan 12, 2007What do you get when you combine and upvoter, a mindless automaton, and a fanboy. You get a tool fan. Their fans may be tasteless mindless followers, but the ratings will never follow the fans.
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DrunkenMasterMay 3, 2006Tool fans, the band is laughing at you. If you think this CD is worthwhile you are an idiotic sheep. Go back, listen to their previous albums and then put the new one in....it's trash.
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MEMay 3, 2006Okay, I don't normally do this (Put a review here without hearing the album) but I've got to. Listen, I hate Tool, and their fans (Pretentious internet nerds, thanks guy). But something I hate more is the fan that raves, thinks that tool is a fucking blessing from God and doesnt capitolize his "I's" or spell gotten "Gotton". Cool guys.
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DannyCMay 4, 2006i wanna fuck maynard in the ass with my huuuuuge tool.
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DavidHMay 5, 2006Haven't heard it, but I'm sure it sucks, it's fun to laugh at Tool fans. They're morons.
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stefdtJun 1, 2006kak dissapointing Tool is not the alpha and omega!!!! face that tool fans
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TedJOct 21, 2006Tool is music for people who like very bad sounding music, with the following of a religious cult. That doesn't make any of the music good.
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BillTMay 2, 2006More mastubatory tripe from every internet nerd's favorite band. Nothing particularly interesting except for the new level of pretentious attained by Maynard James Keenan. Don't let anyone fool you into thinking this rehash is "deep".
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RustWrenaMay 4, 2006worst album ever
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JamesROct 21, 2006When people stop mindlessly giving zero's instead of things like 4's and 5's etc. I'll stop giving zeros.
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JeffRMay 15, 2006Okay, first off let me start by saying.... Oh my god, this is simple the worst recorded noise that has ever hit the ears of humans. Please someone tell these waste of life noise makers to stop recording those noises. This is not music, this is pathetic garbage. I've made better noise out of my butt. Worst album of all-time, this is an undisputed fact!!!!!!!!!!!
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DougASep 17, 2006I'm sure the tons of senseless Tool fans will mindlessly upvote this. Although it's to be expected since Tool is the definition of mindless.
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Awards & Rankings
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It's not only a step forward for the band, but a re-embracing of the epic-length rock songs found at the roots of early heavy metal.
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When Tool sounds as good as it does on ["Jambi" and "The Pot"] it's hard to get enough. Which makes it all the more baffling that a surprisingly large chunk of the disc is given over to mood-enhancing soundscapes like "Lost Keys" and "Vigniti Tres."
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Sounds exactly like you would expect a Tool album to sound.