A24 | Release Date: February 19, 2016
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StanleyKubrickJul 28, 2016
One of the best horror films I've ever seen. It's a small production, but it has everything the story needs and some of the finest acting by children ever !
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spencieJul 24, 2016
The music, the acting and the cinematography alone scare the crap out of me, this is a very rare thing, but the director pulled it off. The Witch isn't one of those horror movies that are full of blood, and it's not one of those horror moviesThe music, the acting and the cinematography alone scare the crap out of me, this is a very rare thing, but the director pulled it off. The Witch isn't one of those horror movies that are full of blood, and it's not one of those horror movies that are full of pointless jump scares and plot twists. This movie is about a family that slowly descends slowly into chaos and that alone is good enough to scare me. Expand
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MoyasJul 22, 2016
Not everyone would love this movie yet I fell in love with it, The cinematography, the acting....everything went great. definitely one of the most disturbing horror movies of all time, Robert Eggers in his directing debut showed us he got aNot everyone would love this movie yet I fell in love with it, The cinematography, the acting....everything went great. definitely one of the most disturbing horror movies of all time, Robert Eggers in his directing debut showed us he got a great potential ahead, also the cast gave us a perfect performance
The only sad experience I had was the crowd who were watching the movie were some idiots who thought that horror movies are all about jumpscares and ghosts
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JonZsuJul 19, 2016
There is not a horror film that is as authentic as The Witch in decades. All the elements of a classic horror film was presented elegantly this time, which is quite remarkable. The Witch offered more to the audiences who just needed to beThere is not a horror film that is as authentic as The Witch in decades. All the elements of a classic horror film was presented elegantly this time, which is quite remarkable. The Witch offered more to the audiences who just needed to be scared with a scrumptious folklore that's both haunting and classic. Expand
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mm007Jul 15, 2016
[2/10]
Pros:
1.Good suspence
2.Good violence.
Cons.
1.Not a typical horror movie, very few horror scene.
2.No spine chilling horror.
3.Slow paced, boring plot.
4.Predictable climax.
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TrilobiteGJul 9, 2016
"So I recommend the witch, not because it is a scary movie. But because it upset me, this was an upsetting and drearily grey film which I respected for it's amazing film making craft and it's unfiltered religious absorption. A arguably dated,"So I recommend the witch, not because it is a scary movie. But because it upset me, this was an upsetting and drearily grey film which I respected for it's amazing film making craft and it's unfiltered religious absorption. A arguably dated, old-fashioned but respectably uneasy folk-tale." Expand
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bedsidetrashJul 7, 2016
The Witch is much more than a typical 'horror' movie (although I would imagine it would appeal to fans of the horror genre as well) -- it also is a historical piece about how the extreme faith of early American colonists shaped the very wayThe Witch is much more than a typical 'horror' movie (although I would imagine it would appeal to fans of the horror genre as well) -- it also is a historical piece about how the extreme faith of early American colonists shaped the very way that they perceived the largely uninhabited American wilderness. The Witch shares a lot in common with Their Will Be Blood in addition to focusing on history. Both movies have eery haunting music playing over scenes of natural grandeur and horror, and both are surreal. The Witch also reminded me of 2001 Space Odyssey.

Unlike 2001 though, it moves at a decent pace -- in fact I found it immediately engrossing with few slow scenes.
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cabopcJun 22, 2016
There are some genuinely creepy and freaky moments but mostly this movie is boring and pointless. It ends and you're disappointed and thinking "all that for nothing". I didn't appreciate the old English dialogue either. Yes it addsThere are some genuinely creepy and freaky moments but mostly this movie is boring and pointless. It ends and you're disappointed and thinking "all that for nothing". I didn't appreciate the old English dialogue either. Yes it adds authenticity but mostly it was annoying and caused me to have to use sub-titles. Expand
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MattBrady99Jun 13, 2016
I hate Modern day audience when it comes to horror.

I saw "The VVitch'' back in early March and I thought it was decent, but I didn't understand what all the fuss was all about. Yeah, it looked nice and it had a chilling atmosphere but
I hate Modern day audience when it comes to horror.

I saw "The VVitch'' back in early March and I thought it was decent, but I didn't understand what all the fuss was all about. Yeah, it looked nice and it had a chilling atmosphere but that's the only thing I got from it. Well, to be fair, I think I was the only one that I liked this movie compared to my friends and family, as they thought the movie was terrible. I liked the movie but I thought it was kind of slow, I was a bit confused at times and the movie didn't stick with me after it was done. If I was reviewing this back in March, I would probably give this movie a 3/5.

But after re-watching the film, I actually liked it even more and there was a lot of things that I can't believe I missed on my first viewing. I don't know how to explain it, but I had this uncomfortable feeling from watching this that I never experience the first time. This is a horror movie that exceeds in film making, it's freaky score and it's gloomy atmosphere that really made this film a true horror.

This is a great psychological horror film that can really get under the your skin. I started to notice little details that really made this movie freaking scary when you understand the meaning of it. This doesn't have any stupid jump scars that deflates tension or just any horror movie tropes that we've seen million times already, but that's nowhere to be seen in the ''The VVitch''.

THANK GOODNESS!

Oh and the cinematography is this movie is just flawless. I'm starting to notice a trend in indie horror movies today - With the shots being perfectly set up and the very little use of light that really adds to the atmosphere to this film.

Thank you Robert Eggers for your brilliant direction and movie.
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ZuckertonJun 12, 2016
If you're looking for a high quality horror movie, move along. This movie drags on and on and on. I found myself looking at my watch more often than the movie.

The actors are great, but the script is awful. By the time it finally gets
If you're looking for a high quality horror movie, move along. This movie drags on and on and on. I found myself looking at my watch more often than the movie.

The actors are great, but the script is awful. By the time it finally gets interesting, there's only 20 minutes left in the movie and most people have already lost interest.

There's nothing "new" with this movie, it relies on old witch stereotypes that have been done a hundred different times.
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KrimJun 12, 2016
This film was quite a disappointment in reality for me. There are some creepy scenes of the movie but there really isn't anywhere near enough suspense and terror for this to be a horror movie. The cinematography was unique, it reminded me aThis film was quite a disappointment in reality for me. There are some creepy scenes of the movie but there really isn't anywhere near enough suspense and terror for this to be a horror movie. The cinematography was unique, it reminded me a lot of "The Road" in terms of the picture. Very washed out and had a vintage feel. The sets, costume design, script and attention to the era seemed very authentic and well thought-out. The acting was decent from the father figure and the main character girl, but the old English vocabulary made many of the lines almost cringey and somewhat comical. The trailer portrayed this movie as something more deep and sinister, every creepy moment in the trailer is all you get and nothing more. Some of the decisions made by the family were hardly logical at all and that pushed the story in a bit of a nonsensical direction. Not as special or disturbing in my opinion as others are saying in my opinion. Expand
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SpangleJun 10, 2016
A truly horrifying experience, The Witch is a film that makes you feel as though Satan himself is sitting there watching it with you. As a Christian, it left my soul shaken to my very core. This film scared the crap out of me. With a trulyA truly horrifying experience, The Witch is a film that makes you feel as though Satan himself is sitting there watching it with you. As a Christian, it left my soul shaken to my very core. This film scared the crap out of me. With a truly haunting score and an even more frightening atmosphere, The Witch is a truly phenomenal horror film that ranks up there with some of the better films of the genre. With strong acting, led by Anya Taylor-Joy, and terrific direction/writing from Robert Eggers, The Witch clicks on all cylinders and will live in my dreams forever. Additionally, The Witch has truly phenomenal cinematography and impressive period detail that really sets the scene perfectly for the film. Overall, The Witch is certainly a slow burn and is devoid of jump scares, so the fear it creates may be lost on those not willing to dedicate time to focus on the film. For those that are okay with slow burns, The Witch will be a rich, rewarding experience. Expand
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HarriganMtvBlogJun 7, 2016
'The Witch' or 'The VVitch' was a film that I had been interested in seeing but kind of forgot about.

Following the witch mythos of early-American folklore, the story centers around a family that has recently left their village and lives
'The Witch' or 'The VVitch' was a film that I had been interested in seeing but kind of forgot about.

Following the witch mythos of early-American folklore, the story centers around a family that has recently left their village and lives alone on the edge of wilderness. When the family's newborn goes missing as oldest daughter, Thomasin is playing with him, suspicions of witchcraft begin to arise, as the mother is completely devastated.

Later on, oldest son, Caleb goes missing in the woods and happens upon a hovel, where he is entranced by a woman. Caleb would eventually return home, but would die after spouting religious exclamations.

The youngest set of children, a twin boy and girl, accuse Thomasin of being a witch, in which her parents believe them. The next morning, the father is impaled by a goat and crushed under a pile of fire wood, and Thomasin kills her mother after being attacked by her. Thomasin then talks to the goat, seemingly the Devil in disguise, where she signs his book and joins a host of other naked witches dancing and chanting around a night fire in the woods.

The film, although painfully slow and boring in large parts, was almost as equally unnerving and disturbing. The parts where we got to see the witch were truly creepy. We first get to see her as she is about to kill the stolen baby, then covered in its blood. The end where she is feeding off of a goat on the family farm before slaughtering the livestock (and twins?) was frightening.

The film, although a horror film, didn't hit you with jump scares and cheap thrills, it was more of a psychological scare more than anything. If you can get past the slow parts and tough accents, you might enjoy the film.

My rating: 5 out f 10
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LeZeeJun 4, 2016
While an evil force slowly possessing them, the family bond is put on a test.

The film was based on the collection of a series of the real events that takes place in the 17th century New England. The story of a farmer family who came
While an evil force slowly possessing them, the family bond is put on a test.

The film was based on the collection of a series of the real events that takes place in the 17th century New England. The story of a farmer family who came across the ocean, but now lives on the edge of the forest after denied permission to build a house in a village. When the newborn baby disappears in a thin air, the family begins to experience the mysterious events. Without a clue about the happenings, the evil force begins to possess them while the unity of the family is tested.

Wow, finally a wonderful horror-psychological-thriller. Usually horror films are the worst kind compared with other genres, because most of them overly rely on the sudden sound/noise and gore. But there are many awesome horror films I had liked which were better story than the graphical presentation, like this one. So I love good narration than those try to scare me with make-ups, stunts and sound mixings.

It was a limited cast film, sets in a beautiful remote place and the language was awesome that perfectly suits for the horror theme like this. Everyone's performance was brilliant. It is just a one million dollar film and the entire film was shot within a month. The records are not matter when the writing and the direction were top notch. Especially for a first timer it was a remarkable achievement.

A simple plot, developed greatly and the suspense was the highlight. Yet viewers expect more explanation, but I'm happy for what it is and it should not go deeper than that which might spoil its unique flavour. Not just horror film fans, everyone should try it if they're capable to handle the slow narration. Finally, like usual, here I won't ask for a sequel, because it'll make an amazing one off film than the dozens of crappy follow ups.

8/10
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jusefamareyJun 1, 2016
The most brilliant work of art I´ve seen in the last years, The Witch bright itself with incredible performances, a bloodcurling setting, a disturbing story and a really scary result. A FOLKTALE that threats the mind of adults with basicsThe most brilliant work of art I´ve seen in the last years, The Witch bright itself with incredible performances, a bloodcurling setting, a disturbing story and a really scary result. A FOLKTALE that threats the mind of adults with basics psychologicals principles about Family and social processes. Expand
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MaxmigueMay 30, 2016
total waste of time / money. This movie was sold as a terror film, but it is not. So much ads and stuff to sell this movie. Please do not watch.
I felt very disapointed after watching it.
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mrmonsterMay 28, 2016
How anyone managed to enjoy this movie is way beyond me. I only saw the first like, twenty five minutes of this garbage before I had to to turn this off. i couldn't finish this movie if I was payed.
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MetachevitaMay 26, 2016
Omg....dont buy the high rating this movie is a complete waste of brain cells and time! What artistry are these critics referring to? Not Even Scary? Want psychological, creepy scary movie? Watch the original Japanese movie, Ringu! Know thatOmg....dont buy the high rating this movie is a complete waste of brain cells and time! What artistry are these critics referring to? Not Even Scary? Want psychological, creepy scary movie? Watch the original Japanese movie, Ringu! Know that the story quotes directly from or references the Bible more than 90% of the dialogue. If you are looking for a dark interpretation of the Bible and constant references to Satan, sin, evils, etc. this movie may be worth your time. The story is weak, had no development, completely dark ((literraly), and mediocre acting. Expand
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Alok125554May 24, 2016
Creepy. Great horror movie. It develops the fear in you using its plot and situations unlike other jump scares out there I don't care about. Great acting, great atmosphere and depiction of the witch is awesome.
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riaan_radioheadMay 24, 2016
The Witch is an extremely well made art-house horror film that borrows heavy influence from recent masterpieces from the menacing gothic horror atmospherics of Paul Thomas Anderson's 'There will be Blood' to the religious overtones ofThe Witch is an extremely well made art-house horror film that borrows heavy influence from recent masterpieces from the menacing gothic horror atmospherics of Paul Thomas Anderson's 'There will be Blood' to the religious overtones of Michael Haneke's 'White Ribbon' though this first time directors work cannot nearly match up to those remarkable films in substance. Crisply framed, good cinematography and rewarding climax aside, The Witch has less meat on its bone than you would expect Expand
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jazibkhanMay 22, 2016
this movie is boring i dont know what is the horror in it, i think all the critics were drunk or high while watching the movie.This is the worst movie I have ever seen. Do not believe the critic reviews. This movie is boring, slow, and thethis movie is boring i dont know what is the horror in it, i think all the critics were drunk or high while watching the movie.This is the worst movie I have ever seen. Do not believe the critic reviews. This movie is boring, slow, and the characters are not only annoying, but most of the time I could not even understand them due to their accents. Stay FAR away from this trash. Expand
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SolInvictaMay 21, 2016
A haunting period piece and worthwhile slow burn, proving that what we see is seldom as scary as what we don't. It's written so smoothly that you can become immersed in this 17th century world where the threat of witches was real to theA haunting period piece and worthwhile slow burn, proving that what we see is seldom as scary as what we don't. It's written so smoothly that you can become immersed in this 17th century world where the threat of witches was real to the townspeople, and the fact that the audience is left in the dark along with them makes for some genuinely scary and disturbing moments. Great filmmaking and superb storytelling all around. Expand
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flash246May 21, 2016
It seems most people either love it or hate it.

If you are expecting a "Conjuring" type of movie with jump scares every 10 minutes then this is NOT the movie for you. This movie slowly builds up tension (a little too slow at times) but
It seems most people either love it or hate it.

If you are expecting a "Conjuring" type of movie with jump scares every 10 minutes then this is NOT the movie for you. This movie slowly builds up tension (a little too slow at times) but once it gets going it becomes extremely tense. It relies on 'creepiness' to scare which makes it different than almost any other horror movie.
The music in this movie will set the tone immediately and it adds to the eerie atmosphere. The acting is superb all around (The young actor/actresses were surprisingly good).
Overall, I strongly recommend this movie to true horror fans out there that enjoy films that don't rely on just on jump scares.
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equinoxiaMay 20, 2016
it's a howling mess...right from the large passages of unintelligible dialogue to the hilarious witch tropes like gnarly old moondancing women who straddle broomsticks and take off into the night sky. but it's just the sort of sundanceit's a howling mess...right from the large passages of unintelligible dialogue to the hilarious witch tropes like gnarly old moondancing women who straddle broomsticks and take off into the night sky. but it's just the sort of sundance trifle that causes a stir and a tsunami of gushing praise by a large group of critics apparently overcome in the throes of mass hysteria.

is it supposed to be some kind of stroke of iconoclastic genius that fevered religiosity should end up bringing down upon itself the terrors of which it constantly warns its flock? far too much to hope that the makers of this film might not be such blatant panderers, and that they might have something original--or at least brave--to say on the subject.
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smiyamotMay 19, 2016
Since we have ADHD kids today, people with mental problems, it makes me wonder how they handled it 400 years ago. Probably thought the devil had them. And you know what happened then. So here we have a family out in the wilderness andSince we have ADHD kids today, people with mental problems, it makes me wonder how they handled it 400 years ago. Probably thought the devil had them. And you know what happened then. So here we have a family out in the wilderness and strange things start happening. What did they think? What did they fear? What did they do? Expand
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vicyamusicgreatMay 18, 2016
As one who loves stories and loves to read, I am so utterly amazed at what an excellent production this is. The Witch is one of the best film ever made.
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InglouriousAndyMay 18, 2016
The VVitch is absolutely petrifying. The best horror film I've ever seen, and I have no hesitation in saying that. This is a complete masterpiece, full of terror and fear.
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stellarnomadMay 14, 2016
Genre tags are useful to a point; shorthand if you will that, like review scores, allow a quick glance summary minus the benefit of contextual information. In this instance, it has arguably been detrimental to expectations.

Horror implies
Genre tags are useful to a point; shorthand if you will that, like review scores, allow a quick glance summary minus the benefit of contextual information. In this instance, it has arguably been detrimental to expectations.

Horror implies rules that The Witch gleefully disregards, replaced instead with a constant, escalating dread centered around the trials of a puritanical family banished to the edge of a forest. Reveling in an acute attention to period details, and wrapped in foreboding atmosphere, problems beset the family from the beginning and continue to stack, straining the family to breaking point and exposing rifts amongst them. The film manages to sustain this discomfort throughout, denying the viewer release as it denies the family, tuning you to their plight.

Much has already been written about the subtext of the film, and is better left for post-viewing dissection. While external threats abound, as much, if not more, are revealed within the family: repressed desires, guilt, fear and uncertainty, as potent as any actualized evil. What you take away from this film will ultimately reflect your own experiences as much as the Directors.

To state the obvious, certain films are more demanding of the viewer than others, not only requiring your full attention and patience, but the right mood as well to fully engage. This, for me, was one of said films. It is certainly deserving of a second watch if you find yourself unimpressed.

I love these films; you may not, and that's fine. Arguably, this is a niche film for a subset of viewers that crave more visual narrative. Complaints regarding the period accent are largely unfounded, and requests for subtitles unnecessary -- even if you don't understand every word uttered, enough is understood to fill in the gaps. Don't let this be a deterrent.

I'll await with interest, Robert Eggers next effort.
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InfadizleMay 9, 2016
Long dragging, boring drama at best. The VVitch is not a horror film. I found the acting horrible at times. The plot is predictable and failed to build. The only positive about The VVitch is the cinematography. I found it to be more arty yetLong dragging, boring drama at best. The VVitch is not a horror film. I found the acting horrible at times. The plot is predictable and failed to build. The only positive about The VVitch is the cinematography. I found it to be more arty yet lacked when it comes to the writing and creating suspense. It just never leaved up to its potential. Expand
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WanyaRolfMay 8, 2016
The Witch. After beeing lauded with an absurd high score by the critics, I've watched and is awfull. The story could have been better, but they chose not to develop it. The horror is absent. The dialogue sometimes didn't match the timeThe Witch. After beeing lauded with an absurd high score by the critics, I've watched and is awfull. The story could have been better, but they chose not to develop it. The horror is absent. The dialogue sometimes didn't match the time period. After loosing complete interest in these aspects (story,characters), about 15 minutes from the start, I couldn't kept myself of noticing how clean everyone was in the movie. That was the most immersion breaking feature for me. They were always pristine clean, white clothes, all their wardrobe is brand new. Even the little ones, who like to tease around goats and whatnots, not even a smear across their white, bright teeths, face. So, instead of trying to extract some sense of this horrible movie, I spend the rest of viewing time trying to spot a smudge, a smear, a hay in the hair, a bad tooth, a dirty nail. Nothing. Aparently the people were very, very clean at the time. Much more than today. Expand
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nicholasbertMay 8, 2016
As it often happens with this kind of low budget artsy movie these days, the look is so polished that after a while it starts feeling fabricated. Odd choice to try and reproduce the language of the 17th century - but obviously it turns outAs it often happens with this kind of low budget artsy movie these days, the look is so polished that after a while it starts feeling fabricated. Odd choice to try and reproduce the language of the 17th century - but obviously it turns out it's neither historically accurate nor does it immerse the viewer in the particular time setting, and it times it sounds distractingly silly.

Thumbs up for the parsimonious use of blood and gore.
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AthanasiosTMay 7, 2016
Horror cinematography as it should always be. Eerie music and beautiful dark photography, excellent acting, omission of too much splatter, all combine to create a phobic atmosphere and a paradigm in horror cinema.
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Laurie_LouMay 6, 2016
Over-praised by some, but completely misunderstood by others. It's an artistic film that's supposed to inspire thought, NOT a cheap horror. If you're expecting thrills and jump-scares and action, this is not the film for you. The imagery isOver-praised by some, but completely misunderstood by others. It's an artistic film that's supposed to inspire thought, NOT a cheap horror. If you're expecting thrills and jump-scares and action, this is not the film for you. The imagery is particularly terrifying; I don't think I've ever seen a convincingly 'scary' forest portrayed quite so effectively before. Saying that, there were a few 'scary' moments I couldn't help but find funny- a certain character's vicious demise could so easily be featured in a funny home movie compilation if it lacked the blood.
The language is a huge barrier, most will find, but it was painstakingly researched by the writer and is incredibly accurate for the time, so I can't complain too much, although subtitles would've been nice. You have to appreciate the effort that went into this movie, because it could so easily have been done badly. There's no real predictability, which is refreshing in a horror genre, and the ending was particularly satisfying. But I never found the movie truly 'scary' in the sense that I was covering my eyes or biting my nails, but maybe that's okay, because sometimes 'eerie' is just as unsettling as outright blood and guts.
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GoTV32May 6, 2016
Some props for creating a certain level of spookiness at some points and the acting was pretty good, but overall crap and a chore to watch. Astonished by the rave reviews, it truly weakened my faith in websites like these. Some of the" scary"Some props for creating a certain level of spookiness at some points and the acting was pretty good, but overall crap and a chore to watch. Astonished by the rave reviews, it truly weakened my faith in websites like these. Some of the" scary" moments were laughable. End climax scene was a joke. We rarely get to theaters for grown up movies because we have young kids, and this made feel like I wasted a trip. Expand
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laggardMay 5, 2016
This movie is the definition of a bad movie pretending to be horror. We had people walking out half way into the movie and I don't blame them. Dialogues were inaudible, there was no plot, no character development, it was not explained why theThis movie is the definition of a bad movie pretending to be horror. We had people walking out half way into the movie and I don't blame them. Dialogues were inaudible, there was no plot, no character development, it was not explained why the mother was so much against her daughter, everyone was accusing everyone of being a witch and most importantly there was even a single scary scene. I was sitting with my wife and cousins and they would jump higher than a horse even if they saw a lizard. No one even moved an inch during the entirety of this awful, torture of a movie. I have my share of creepy atmospheric horror but this one missed the mark by a distance. If you compare it with the Blair Witch Project which set the precedent for movies which were based solely on the atmosphere it created this one has nothing. They showed the witch or whatever she was very casually, goats were haunted or something and I dont know about sundance audience but goats arent scary to me. Nor are beautiful witches living in the middle of a jungle. Keep away people and save your hard earn money and time to better purposes like watch a real horror movie. Any one pick blindly and it will still be a better movie than this one. Expand
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arunscriptMay 4, 2016
If your brand of horror is blood/gore and jump scares (as is the case with most Americans these days), you'll not like this movie. The 0-4 reviews are unfounded. I found this movie to be pretty good - there is a palpable sense of dread thatIf your brand of horror is blood/gore and jump scares (as is the case with most Americans these days), you'll not like this movie. The 0-4 reviews are unfounded. I found this movie to be pretty good - there is a palpable sense of dread that runs throughout the movie. I wouldn't say that this is a GREAT movie or anything but it is definitely a good one. There are plenty of disturbing scenes in the movie - if you experience these in the context of the movie and within the realms of what this story is about, it is pretty unsettling. However, if you're the sort whose threshold for scares has been upped by the likes of slasher movies, you'll probably not be as affected. Once again - good movie for sure. Expand
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Giantmonkey101Apr 28, 2016
Absolutely disturbing drama/creepy-ass movie and it was brilliantly directed and scripted with great performances by the actors. Has a creepy ending i don't know what else to say, excellent movie but you must pay attention from beginning toAbsolutely disturbing drama/creepy-ass movie and it was brilliantly directed and scripted with great performances by the actors. Has a creepy ending i don't know what else to say, excellent movie but you must pay attention from beginning to end to enjoy it and understand it. I would not recommenced young children to watch this they will have nightmares for days, hell even adults too. Expand
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PlutarcoApr 25, 2016
This movie proves that you can create a masterpiece with low budgets. The Witch is one of the best suspense/horror films ever made, rolled in a simple location, with convincing actors, not using the abusive gore that is so common in this kindThis movie proves that you can create a masterpiece with low budgets. The Witch is one of the best suspense/horror films ever made, rolled in a simple location, with convincing actors, not using the abusive gore that is so common in this kind of movies nowadays, and with a great screenplay.
Congratulations to the high talented team who made this excellent work.
...and thanks
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wanraoApr 24, 2016
Finalmente chega aos cinemas um ótimo filme de terror! O filme possui uma história e roteiro complexos, sendo necessário até mesmo assisti-lo mais de uma vez para que se entenda. Repleto de simbologias essenciais para seu entendimento porFinalmente chega aos cinemas um ótimo filme de terror! O filme possui uma história e roteiro complexos, sendo necessário até mesmo assisti-lo mais de uma vez para que se entenda. Repleto de simbologias essenciais para seu entendimento por completo e que muito enriquecem e trazem verossimelhança à história. As atuações estão impecáveis, dando destaque para Anya Taylor-Joy, que interpreta a Thomasin e Harvey Scrimshaw como Caleb. Quanto aos aspectos técnicos, vale destacar a mórbida fotografia com uso de luz natural, mas com certeza o que mais chama atenção é a trilha sonora essencialmente perturbadora, num misto orquestral e com uma ópera doentia e desesperada. Por esses e outros aspectos, A Bruxa tem tudo para se tornar um clássico do terror. Expand
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racemauiApr 21, 2016
this so lame as well as hard to understand at times. the best actors were the chickens.... the best part was SPOILER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the naked women at the end thats why a 1 dont really care if i spoil it cause it wasted 2
this so lame as well as hard to understand at times. the best actors were the chickens.... the best part was SPOILER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the naked women at the end thats why a 1
dont really care if i spoil it cause it wasted 2 hours of my life and $20 bucks because i lost my appetite and could not finish my popcorn....
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carnielfelipeApr 21, 2016
It's going to make your blood run cold! This is a REAL horror movie with a great history, atmosphere, soundtrack and great actors. A new way to drive a horror movie, with no easy scares but a tense atmosphere that makes you unconfortable.
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georgioApr 20, 2016
I sat a little bit before writing this review. The Witch is a very weird movie. It has great upsides but also very damning downsides. The pluses: scenery, acting, atmosphere. Downsides: lack of any meaningful story or bringing some kind ofI sat a little bit before writing this review. The Witch is a very weird movie. It has great upsides but also very damning downsides. The pluses: scenery, acting, atmosphere. Downsides: lack of any meaningful story or bringing some kind of conclusion or meaning to dialogues or things that happen in the story.

Now I get that the movie contains some hidden contexts that may be caught on by attentive viewer. I think that some people may be satisfied by "getting" one or two hints. For me it was not enough. I just cannot get past the nonexistent story. I felt as if I can fast forward and start watching the movie from any point without missing much.

But ultimately this is a weird one. If you want to watch this movie several times and scan for hints of things happening you will like it. If you are into nice camera shots of nature and if you want to see good actors expressing emotions and playing their given role well you will be satisfied. If you expect good story or some character development you will not get what you want.
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KamarrApr 19, 2016
This movie is a hit or miss for sure. I for one think it was very a awful and the trailer shows majority of the best parts. I didn't think it was gonna be a more historical film based off of religion. I was hoping for some which slaying orThis movie is a hit or miss for sure. I for one think it was very a awful and the trailer shows majority of the best parts. I didn't think it was gonna be a more historical film based off of religion. I was hoping for some which slaying or something but nope. Not even the slightest bit of action. Expand
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csw12Apr 18, 2016
The cinematography, landscapes and music make for one creepy, dreary, disturbing movie. The Witch isn't all that scary when you watch it, only when you start to think about it afterwards does it get to you.
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stiffneckApr 17, 2016
Great concept..but poorly delivered.The writer clearly had an opening, a witch and an ending...but he was guilty of not knowing how to write inbetween.

I'm often left perplexed by the alleged professional critiques...are they paid ?
Great concept..but poorly delivered.The writer clearly had an opening, a witch and an ending...but he was guilty of not knowing how to write inbetween.

I'm often left perplexed by the alleged professional critiques...are they paid ?
Elegant writers maybe.. connoisseurs not of 1959 Bordeaux...rather ,costcutters piss.Concentrating on the finger up their arse than what they just watched.
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PipeCApr 17, 2016
"The VVitch": A jewel of pure horror since "The Conjuring" film.

Robert Eggers joins the list of the best directors in the genre of the horror of the decade with his first invention of the genre, along with my great idol, James Wan.
"The VVitch": A jewel of pure horror since "The Conjuring" film.

Robert Eggers joins the list of the best directors in the genre of the horror of the decade with his first invention of the genre, along with my great idol, James Wan.

There are great attributes in the film, the most important "printing". It is logical to think that the movie will comply with poor requirements of today's horror films, but no, this goes beyond, it has tone, it has history, it has soul and has strength. The debut of the director and writer Robert Eggers revolutionizes the genre for the 21st century; trampling all the cliches of the genre and proposing a new face for horror films, it is intelligent, absorbing, stressful and really leaves the audience with a trauma after leaving the theater.

The project of Eggers has own terror and does not need jump-scares or any other discounted help to create an atmosphere that even without that it passes nothing wrong feels tension and danger. Perhaps, it is true that "The VVitch" won't have the same thematic impact that had "The Blair Witch Project" in 1991 but if it will have a drastic impact on films of last 5 decades. To create a masterpiece like this, it is not necessary to record scenes difficult to understand ("Inception" - "Donnie Darko") but record scenes difficult to see, film does not take decisions easy but is one of the few excellent horror films where the psychological is not the first trick. The only purpose of the director was capturing the true tale of the New England where religion took side against evil.

An extremely religious family composed by mother (Katherine - Kate Dickie) - a Christian woman committed 100 percent to pray and be in communion in all respects religious-, father (William - Ralph Ineson) - a woodcutter who must confront himself for standing to his family and deal with everything that is over him-, the eldest daughter, and face female protagonist of the movie (Thomasin - Anya Taylor-Joy) - a teenager girl from a religious family that's happening by physical and hormonal changes typical for a young man who is prone to overlook the situation that will give a twist to the plot of her life-, the duo of younger siblings, (and so frightening)
Mercy and Jonas - Ellie Grainger and Lucas Dawson)-two ordinary children who serve as gate to destroy the little stability that the family had had after they banished them (this sounds very similar to "Adam and Eve") is confronted to begin again once they were evacuated from the villa where they remained (have to take into account that it is the MDCXXX century (16th century), where there are no hotel, houses or shelters) for purely religious reasons. The father being the head of the family, decides to entrust himself to the Lord and bring them to a forgotten forest to begin a new life together filled with love and peace. After settling there, children play, the father imitates a grower, mother do household chores with her daughter, all normal, until evil touches to their door. Strange but meticulously timed events begin to happen and tension and flame of the film is born and progresses in an uncontrollable manner.

A big plus for the movie was the period where was record it, where everything seemed a film of horror, even Eggers' team make it seem better than it was at that time. It is imposing the eye and hand of the director for a show scene with such high quality, dark, evil, totally expressionless. Touching parameters of all horror films but revolutionizing them, as the rain where terror was more dramatic than physical, the forest, where someone was not intended them, someone wanted them, the witch, the presentations were great, Eggers is my third master.

The cast is perfect. The formula is again present. No Hollywood stars is needed to give tone and fame to this project. The little unknown cast made us familiarize ourselves better with the characters and in part served to launch the notoriety to Anya Taylor-Joy (born in Miami, but proudly bred by latinos) and two children.

The first appearance of the witch is totally frightening and surprising, it makes to scream to the public with natural elements, with images and a monumental instrumentation that decorate the scene as a typical and disturbing tale of fear.

The second appearance of the witch is too much "Red Riding Hood" but the more praised. I have no words to express the mysticism, finesse but at once grotesque introduction, ambience, scenery, everything, everything...

While some people, the end not has seemed them very good, for my was the best, and that it was the result of an excellent game, that had that be the end and the way how they projected it was ambitious, real and mysterious. Colors, soundtrack, photography, cinemtography, art, performances and the contribution to the genre of mystery and horror is colossal. It left a mark, a record.
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BazzaApr 11, 2016
Seriously, how does this get such rave reviews? I am totally perplexed that even users on here are saying things like 'stunning', 'fantastic', 'beautiful' when it's anything but. I have to admit, the acting is very, very good but the story isSeriously, how does this get such rave reviews? I am totally perplexed that even users on here are saying things like 'stunning', 'fantastic', 'beautiful' when it's anything but. I have to admit, the acting is very, very good but the story is almost non-existent. You'd expect a movie containing witches to be very mysterious and creepy and this requires subtlety to execute - there is none. It's in your face, silly moments like the witch appearing and cackling that renders it devoid of subtlety - just look at The Blair Witch, totally creepy despite not actually seeing the adversary. Almost all of the cinema were baffled by what they were watching. I think the people posting 9s and 10s either watched a totally different movie or simply have very low standards to begin with. Do not waste your time and money. Expand
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BIGWIGGLYSTYLEApr 10, 2016
Not your typical horror movie you that is pumped out nowadays. That being said this movie is a real horror treat that! The acting and the script is pulled masterfully from the time period and really draws you in! The movie lacks any clicheNot your typical horror movie you that is pumped out nowadays. That being said this movie is a real horror treat that! The acting and the script is pulled masterfully from the time period and really draws you in! The movie lacks any cliche jump scares and instead draws you in with the setting and the pure creepiness. Definitely worth seeing unless you would rather go see paranormal activity 12 or something. Expand
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TornadoCreatorApr 10, 2016
Marketing this film as a horror film was a major misstep and will likely account for much of the negativity this film received. It's actually a period drama/thriller that's very entrenched in the puritan movement to USA in the early 16thMarketing this film as a horror film was a major misstep and will likely account for much of the negativity this film received. It's actually a period drama/thriller that's very entrenched in the puritan movement to USA in the early 16th century. If this time period doesn't entice you, or you find it hard to relate to other cultures, you'll find the film thoroughly uninteresting. If however you can enjoy something a bit different, there's great acting, good tension, and some shocking scenes in this film that will mean it'll have some lasting value at least. It's not a bad film, far from it, it is however an acquired taste and won't be for everyone. Expand
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MaskOfDestinyApr 8, 2016
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Incredible storyline, intelligent film, a horror as not seen for years. It is not a sustinhos film (which I prefer), but you pass a bad energy, agony. Explore the silence and accurately show how humans are alienable when it comes to cults and religious beliefs. Despite the name "The Witch" the film has no protagonist or antagonist direct a witch, only around mid-long witch is revealed and then find that they are witches in the plural. The big mistake was that it was sold as the scariest movie of all time and this definitely is not it, this film to be seen with expectations for a great movie and not a scary movie. Congratulations to director Robert Eggers for his creative script and a canny direction. Another that deserves a round of applause is Anya Taylor-Joy for his great performance as the protagonist. Expand
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agus20Apr 3, 2016
what a total waste of time. this movie was so painful, boring and long to watch. and it is also really dramatic and it makes it worse. i just couldn‘t stand it and neither the audience that started laughing at the end because of how bad itwhat a total waste of time. this movie was so painful, boring and long to watch. and it is also really dramatic and it makes it worse. i just couldn‘t stand it and neither the audience that started laughing at the end because of how bad it was. it is clearly not worth seeing, at least for me. i was waiting for the movie to make a twist, but NO, it was boring till the end, and it made one hour and thrirty minutes seem like 3 hours honestly.
the only good thing that i can recall, is the actors, they were indeed really good actors, the atmosphere and the setting were great to,but the movie itself sucked.
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DukemangApr 2, 2016
To be honest, The Witch disappointed me a lot because critics before the movie came out were saying how much of a great horror movie this is, which it wasn't. You could say I'm being a bit harsh, but I can say that the director's vision andTo be honest, The Witch disappointed me a lot because critics before the movie came out were saying how much of a great horror movie this is, which it wasn't. You could say I'm being a bit harsh, but I can say that the director's vision and imagery for this film was great. The art style and language of the film really helped with it being in the 1600's, and that sadly doesn't do justice for me. Yes I may be a big horror nut, but this film didn't pack a punch as far as being "scary" or "frightening". It did have some disturbing images and the whole wrap up of it all didn't feel quite like the resolution to the film. That is why I gave it the rating I did. Expand
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YelsamargaretMar 31, 2016
Horror! What! It was just too stupid for words. If anything the movie was more a documentary on how religion stuffs up your life. Cannot recommend this movie.
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edmetacriticMar 28, 2016
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. It is in a word the worst film I've seen in a while.I just came back from the film The Witch. It is in a word the worst film I've seen in a while. The premise is a Puritan family goes into the woods and basically their mental illness grows unchecked. Imaging spending 90 minutes watching the Manson Family talking about Jesus this and God that and then they want you to feel bad for these freaks. The only sane one is the sole survivor and becomes one of the witches. The only things that were good were the acting and the atmosphere. The music was terrible and over the top and apparently random in where it wants to be scary. Expand
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oDjentoMar 27, 2016
The Witch is a film that whether you love it or hate it you must commend it for its uniqueness and abstraction from typical modern day horror films.
The film is similar to ‘The Babadook’ in some respects due to its lack of reliance on
The Witch is a film that whether you love it or hate it you must commend it for its uniqueness and abstraction from typical modern day horror films.
The film is similar to ‘The Babadook’ in some respects due to its lack of reliance on jumpscares and more-so on creating an atmospherically creepy feel to the film. It’s 17th century is a breath of fresh air from the majority of current day setting of modern horror films. However, the film trips up in some parts.
The acting overall is great, but the best being the children in the film who really anchor the films believability. The unsettling imagery creates this eerie and dismal tone over the film that make you feel like you shouldn’t be watching certain scenes.
The Witch itself is an interesting character (Yet rarely seen) as it damages the family in different ways; from straight up kidnap, to seduction, to possession, to murder. It really covers almost every scenario with ease in just 90 minutes.
My problem with this film is due to its dialogue. I know they said the dialogue was taken directly from scripts of the time but they really strained my attention with me finding it hard to buy and swallow at times. The film also focused so much on creating this eerie atmosphere so much that it actually kind of forgets to tell a progressive story at times and can feel a bit stagnant at times. I must admire the film for its tone but solely focusing on that made my mind wither at times.
Overall the film is a horror film you must see in order to make up your opinion on it. Some people love it and some people hate it, but it has shown the progression of horror films moving away from their monotonous feel of the 21st century.
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MalexandrewsMar 25, 2016
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Leaving the screening of this movie, I heard some teenagers snickering and deriding the movie, claiming it was “boring” and that they “couldn’t understand a single word.” Hearing that made me sad.

Story, for me, takes precedent over all else. Everything must serve the script. If a movie is slow, that doesn't mean nothing is happening. A slow shot of a wagon moving away civilization and towards a menacing expanse of dark woods isn’t boring. In fact, as the haunting choir voices and dissonant strings mount their haunting crescendo, it becomes almost unbearably tense and the perfect note to kick off this terrifying tale. I’ve heard people say, “It was nothing like the trailer” or “I was expecting something scary”. If I was expecting something more high-octane out of my horror, then I’d be hesitant about attending a movie set in 1600’s Massachusetts.

The subtitle of this film is “A New-England Folktale” and that perfectly encapsulates the tone of the story. What can we expect from a Folktale? An innocent child. Temptation from a nameless evil. Malevolent or violent parents or step parents, usually who die. Talking or otherwise humanized animals, and an atmosphere of magic. The story of “The Witch” is so simple, that is perhaps what people are finding, what? Boring? Slow? Somehow not enough? But a simple story is not a bad story, especially when it’s told as well as “The Witch”

Blanket statements like, “It’s not scary” or “I couldn’t understand what they were saying” are not criticisms of the movie. They are non-critiques. Obviously, what is “scary” about a movie is subjective, but if a horror movie wasn’t as scary or gory or fast-paced as you were expecting, that doesn’t make it bad. And it doesn’t make you some kind of brave hero or disaffected callous soul if you declare you aren’t scared by something, in fact, if that’s all you’re seeing, then you are ignoring the other aspects of the movie that make it better than just a “scary movie.” And as for not understanding the Old English, a movie shouldn’t have to pander to an audience. If English is your first language, every word they are speaking is in your native tongue, you shouldn’t need subtitles to get through it. I’ll admit I can’t follow every single word of Shakespeare either, but that doesn’t make the story impossible to follow. Again, if every part of the movie serves the script, you can’t get lost. If anything, these blanket statements criticize the critics themselves. It says, “I’m narrow-minded, and if I can’t get an adrenaline fix from a movie I’ll dismiss it completely, heaven forbid I’m expected to think about anything other than how comfortable I am with the movie.” It’s a horror movie, you’re supposed to be uncomfortable.

This review is extremely condescending. Good. The people who don't like this movie because it's "too indie" or "artsy" or "not scary" deserve to be spoken down to if they can't raise or broaden their view to appreciate something that, while objectively may not be scary enough for you, is subjectively a masterfully crafted story.
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iceman00nMar 23, 2016
This movie gets a 2 for the cinematographer, and Period perfect setting. They got those 2 things right, especially the camera work. This movie is boring. So VERY BORING! It was only an hour and a half, but felt twice as long. This is reallyThis movie gets a 2 for the cinematographer, and Period perfect setting. They got those 2 things right, especially the camera work. This movie is boring. So VERY BORING! It was only an hour and a half, but felt twice as long. This is really not a horror movie, as much as a period film about early American settlers. Please don't listen to the hype. Save your money. Expand
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listenerMar 23, 2016
No wonder this was backed up by The Satanic Temple or however those creeps are calling themselves...just some diabolic trash if you ask me.Expertly crafted,great cinematography, frightening atmosphere,occasionally very scary andNo wonder this was backed up by The Satanic Temple or however those creeps are calling themselves...just some diabolic trash if you ask me.Expertly crafted,great cinematography, frightening atmosphere,occasionally very scary and disturbing,all performances from actors were good and so on and so on...but still crap.Destroy your family,sign for the devil and then have some fun flying around and killing babies...well no,thanks. Expand
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baileyjonesMar 19, 2016
If you the type of film-goer who likes Indie films because they are Indie films then you should go see this film. If you are someone looking for entertainment skip it. If you do decide to go brush up on your old english beforehand because theIf you the type of film-goer who likes Indie films because they are Indie films then you should go see this film. If you are someone looking for entertainment skip it. If you do decide to go brush up on your old english beforehand because the entire dialogue is spoken as someone who lived in the late 1600's or early 1700's would speak and hard to understand. Indie film buffs will appreciate that authenticity but my wife and kept leaning over to each other asking "what did they just say" Expand
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NerdConsultantMar 16, 2016
The Witch is truly the most disturbing horror film i have seen in years and i don't say that lightly. the acting is great, the script is amazing and period detail is very authentic. Robert Eggers gives us an incredible writing and directingThe Witch is truly the most disturbing horror film i have seen in years and i don't say that lightly. the acting is great, the script is amazing and period detail is very authentic. Robert Eggers gives us an incredible writing and directing debut with virtually no jump scares and proves that the best horror films rely on psychology over loud noises and too many special effects. seriously worth a watch unless you like cliche **** horror films Expand
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Unladenswallow0Mar 16, 2016
Generally quite creepy, and very disturbing in places. It gets you on edge. You see this plantation era, god fearing family turn against one another one by one, its hard to watch in places. It genuinely deserves the description of unnerving.Generally quite creepy, and very disturbing in places. It gets you on edge. You see this plantation era, god fearing family turn against one another one by one, its hard to watch in places. It genuinely deserves the description of unnerving. Even the damn goats were creepy, how does that happen? Anyway, goats aside i thought this movie was a good horror film, with very unique cinematography, and a totally new spin on the worn out cliche story of the witch in the woods. Expand
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YetAnotherScottMar 13, 2016
Disappointing! The initial incident gets this off to a great start, and THEN....really nothing else brings back the anticipation I felt at the start. The possession scene was interesting and the twins were enjoyable. The acting of theDisappointing! The initial incident gets this off to a great start, and THEN....really nothing else brings back the anticipation I felt at the start. The possession scene was interesting and the twins were enjoyable. The acting of the children was not too bad. I guess my greatest disappointment is that there was so much that could have been done to make the movie good...or even great...but they failed to do it. They failed to take us there. They failed to make it worth the $8.50 one paid.

In a word, "meh".
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simonerodriguezMar 13, 2016
Where do i begin? When going to the movies, one asks themselves is today the day im going to be blown away?or is today the day im going to get scared? maybe today is the day im going to get spiritually touched?maybe today im going to laughWhere do i begin? When going to the movies, one asks themselves is today the day im going to be blown away?or is today the day im going to get scared? maybe today is the day im going to get spiritually touched?maybe today im going to laugh like ive never laughed before? One never asks themselves is today the day im going to walk out of this movie? Well i guess i should have because this had to be ONE of the WORST i guess you can call it films i never did see!!!!!!!!! Within a few moments of this film i guess you can say beginning( i do not know if i am the only one who noticed but i dont remember seeing opening credits) there was no plot, no flow, just scene after scene, nothing made sense at all. I do not recommend seeing this film ever!What saddens me is how this film was rated better than star wars, like seriously? There are no words for how confused i am right now. If you do not have to see it i recommend you not doing so.. Expand
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Rebecca31Mar 12, 2016
This film has been receiving amazing reviews since last year, it's been described as terrifying, haunting etc. I guess I must have been watching a completely different movie. 1 hour and 32 minutes of sitting there wondering what in the hellThis film has been receiving amazing reviews since last year, it's been described as terrifying, haunting etc. I guess I must have been watching a completely different movie. 1 hour and 32 minutes of sitting there wondering what in the hell am I watching? It starts off slow and when it eventually starts to pick up it never takes you anywhere finally diving headfirst into the trap so many of these movies fall into, a chaotic ending. This is all atmosphere and not much else, in fact there is nothing else, it leaves you with a sense of dread for the whole movie but that's it, no story and terrible dialogue. Is it really too much to ask for a good horror movie? Apparently it is. I expect a certain kind of standard for this genre and The Witch doesn't even come close, not recommended. Expand
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Lambo442Mar 12, 2016
If you want to see an original, intensely atmospheric and horrifying film and you have a strong constitution for suffering on a new level then the Witch is the film for you. Wrath of God induced Paranoia - check. Bleak cinematography thatIf you want to see an original, intensely atmospheric and horrifying film and you have a strong constitution for suffering on a new level then the Witch is the film for you. Wrath of God induced Paranoia - check. Bleak cinematography that captures the mood perfectly - check. Painstaking attention to detail in terms of the period - check - superb acting from everyone - check. Be warned, this isn't a mainstream film out to give you a warm tingly feeling or hold your hand and give you all the answers. It was made with the sole purpose of disturbing you on every level - which it achieves perfectly. Think of 'The Road,' just with a Witch and without Viggo. Expand
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ahnehnoisMar 12, 2016
A very enjoyable period piece. The horror is muted and largely psychological, but there will definitely be some scares. What comes through more strongly, however, is the enormity of the untamed wilderness around them, the absurdity ofA very enjoyable period piece. The horror is muted and largely psychological, but there will definitely be some scares. What comes through more strongly, however, is the enormity of the untamed wilderness around them, the absurdity of malnourished subsistence farmers living alone in the New World. The threat of witchcraft hanging over them can barely rival that.

The movie brings different colors to the table. Dread is intermingled with humor, often through some oddly well-cast goats. The performances and dialogue are credible. The movie has a real ending, but questions are nonetheless left unanswered, even from the opening scene. The score is creepy, the direction taut, and I would want to see more from this creative team.
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kaorisanMar 12, 2016
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Not a Horror imo. Loved the use of Old English but nothing about it was scary. I see some reviews say sense of dread etc, but I got none of that at all, I was very dissappointed, no insight into why he was banished and the ending, well, say no more Expand
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foxgroveMar 11, 2016
Frustratingly uneven as borne out by a slow and protracted opening 20 minutes. However, with the disappearance of the eldest brother, Caleb, the film begins to cast its spell. Full of disturbing imagery and rich in atmosphere and authenticFrustratingly uneven as borne out by a slow and protracted opening 20 minutes. However, with the disappearance of the eldest brother, Caleb, the film begins to cast its spell. Full of disturbing imagery and rich in atmosphere and authentic period detail, the story becomes intermittently compelling. There are some great directorial touches and impressive visual flourishes woven into the film’s biggest asset, its cinematography. Performances are solid, but there is no denying that the ending is unsatisfactorily ambiguous, leaving, as it does, too many questions unanswered. Expand
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daveixoMar 10, 2016
Not a horror movie. I kept thinking, "Yeah, religious people really are this crazy. I expected that from ignorant people from 300 or whatever years ago, but why are they still crazy today?" I hate that no character in this movie is active.Not a horror movie. I kept thinking, "Yeah, religious people really are this crazy. I expected that from ignorant people from 300 or whatever years ago, but why are they still crazy today?" I hate that no character in this movie is active. They glide from crisis to crisis being pushed along and never try to do anything or learn anything. They are consistent with their faith though: If everyone is a sinner, when the s**t hits the fan, they mistrust everyone, including their loved ones. I found the end a surprise, but basically silly. I've never known Metacritic to be so wrong. Expand
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GuidesteveMar 10, 2016
Good acting by all of the cast........their actual way of speaking for the time period is a little hard to understand at first but by the end of the picture you can understand them.......but the story seemed to drag and the so called suspenseGood acting by all of the cast........their actual way of speaking for the time period is a little hard to understand at first but by the end of the picture you can understand them.......but the story seemed to drag and the so called suspense is tepid at best...........save your money.......wait for the DVD........ Expand
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MargateBuffMar 9, 2016
The critics are flat-out wrong on this one, since there is nothing to impress. It is just Blair Witch Project meets The Exorcist. The look of the film is ultracheap, as though it had been shot on a budget of less than $100,000. Worse still isThe critics are flat-out wrong on this one, since there is nothing to impress. It is just Blair Witch Project meets The Exorcist. The look of the film is ultracheap, as though it had been shot on a budget of less than $100,000. Worse still is that you will miss at least two-thirds of the dialogue, since it is mostly whispered in a weird, made-up dialect that has been poorly recorded. The film is being pitched as true-to-life, based on actual folk tales. But the resulting mash-up is pointless -- other than to provide diabolically gruesome scenes of death. With an 83 critical rating, I would say it is the most overrated film ever to appear on this list. It really does STINK. No kidding. Expand
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AcaciaMar 9, 2016
Everyone that went with me to see this dud hated it. including me. It may have had about five or ten minutes of creeps, but that wasn't enough for any of us to enjoy this gawdawful thing. Save your money. Boring and way too long.Everyone that went with me to see this dud hated it. including me. It may have had about five or ten minutes of creeps, but that wasn't enough for any of us to enjoy this gawdawful thing. Save your money. Boring and way too long. Nothing made any sense. All I ask from any movie is to be entertained. THis movie was not enertaining at all. Expand
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RvwFromUpHereMar 8, 2016
I am going to walk through the entire movie and explain everything that actually happens. Based on reading this, it is unlikely you will have a desire to see this movie, so stop here if you so wish, or just take my word for it that this movieI am going to walk through the entire movie and explain everything that actually happens. Based on reading this, it is unlikely you will have a desire to see this movie, so stop here if you so wish, or just take my word for it that this movie is definitely worth a watch. Okay, here is The Witch at face value. The movie starts with a family of 7 being kicked out of a puritan community because...well I have no idea why they were kicked out, they speak in this crazy language that sounds like drunk Shakespeare. Dost thou barter a pic sixpense for me ninny? Is something that was said during this movie. So the family drives this wagon (that totally looks like it's going to fall over) out of Jamestown or Boston or some s*** and drive it to a field where they're gonna start new lives. The father builds a house and other manly s*** while the daughter plays peekaboo with the family baby. She closes her eye for like 4 seconds and loses the baby. Horrible babysitter. The family moves on, because you know, back in those days like 80% of babies died. Anyway, The father and eldest son go hunting and try to shoot a rabbit, but the rabbit looks at them menacingly and his gun jams and something flies in his eyes, which are unaffected for the rest of the film. Then the boy and father get home and the two youngest children are playing with the family goat. The next morning the boy wants to go hunting but his older sister won't let him go alone and so she goes with him. After like a mile the girl falls off of the family horse and the boy goes on without her and makes out with this hot but clearly evil woman who came out of a tree. The girl wakes up and runs home to tell the family, later that night the boy teleports back to the home completely naked. The eldest daughter is accused of being a witch because the naked boy who was left out in the rain won't wake up. Then he wakes up and it turns out he was just choking on a gross apple. Then he re enacts what would appear to be an entire performance of Macbeth before dying. The Father thinks a witch killed his son and does what every rational parent would do, and locks every one of his 3 remaining children in sheds outside. He then stays outside and prays while eating dirt. Meanwhile, a crow goes in to motor boat the mother. Morning comes, the family goat kills the father, the two youngest children vanish and the mother tries to kill her only remaining child. The eldest daughter stabs the mother, goes to nap in a shed, wakes up to talk to the devil, then goes into the woods where tons of tastefully nude women are dancing and flying. The end. That's the movie, but you have to believe me...it's worth a watch. Expand
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jrodfilmsMar 7, 2016
took me back to the blair witch project. i think it couldve been a little scarier though. but one of the best horror films in a while. the score is amazing.
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querdsMar 6, 2016
Slow-burning tension, chilling atmosphere, superb acting and direction make this a can't miss horror-thriller that breathes new life into the genre. If you are into cheap jump scares this is NOT the film for you.
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inspector941Mar 6, 2016
I still can't believe I viewed the same film that got such rave reviews. When the end credits started rolling, my date in I looked at each other with a WTF look on our face. Not much of a story. One of the worst movies I've ever seen.
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KirbyehMar 4, 2016
This was masterfully written and directed slow yes but if you like steady build up and finer details in a movie then this is the movie for you. At the end it gave one a pleasant mood. What a terrific film. People are used to Hollywood styledThis was masterfully written and directed slow yes but if you like steady build up and finer details in a movie then this is the movie for you. At the end it gave one a pleasant mood. What a terrific film. People are used to Hollywood styled movies these days. Expand
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johnny_giraffesMar 4, 2016
"The Witch" is in my opinion a dark and brooding supernatural drama. It's not really a horror movie as it was marketed, although some of the scenes are brutal to witness. It's well acted, moody, beautifully shot, and subdued. It's a very"The Witch" is in my opinion a dark and brooding supernatural drama. It's not really a horror movie as it was marketed, although some of the scenes are brutal to witness. It's well acted, moody, beautifully shot, and subdued. It's a very adult movie which is why I think it's got such pushback from the horror community. The shame of the film is that it was marketed as something it's not. At least for this viewer, the constant sense of fear and tension that means a good horror movie was lacking. All in all, VERY worth watching, but not as advertised. Expand
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BeltraadMar 4, 2016
I created an account just to write a review. This is the most disappointing film ever. It had potential to be great but it SUCKS. It's not a horror film. It's a slow British DRAMA with a creepy undertone. It seems like the draft version of aI created an account just to write a review. This is the most disappointing film ever. It had potential to be great but it SUCKS. It's not a horror film. It's a slow British DRAMA with a creepy undertone. It seems like the draft version of a film. The story seems like it wasn't completed. Horrible script. No on in the theater liked it. Wait for it to be int eh dollar theater to go see it. Expand
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NickLikesMoviesMar 3, 2016
The Witch is a genuinely terrifying horror film that shows how religion and faith can be much scarier than a loud noise on a video camera.
A new horror movie staple. I love, love, love this film. Go see it!!!!
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moviecritic68Mar 2, 2016
Are you kidding me !!!!! 7.2 ...... We walked out after giving this film every chance to become interesting. The dialogue was so hard to understand it became unbearable. Cheaply made and cheesy as one can imagine. Not sure who isAre you kidding me !!!!! 7.2 ...... We walked out after giving this film every chance to become interesting. The dialogue was so hard to understand it became unbearable. Cheaply made and cheesy as one can imagine. Not sure who is giving this film high ratings but they should be banned from impersonating a critic. Became concerned when our local theatre had this movie at the very end of the complex in the smallest viewing room. SAVE YOUR TIME & MONEY Expand
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MarsTaylorMar 2, 2016
One of the most famous acronyms in the world is TULIP. It is a mnemonic device which represents the five basic tenets of Calvinism. For anyone who has been bewitched into believing any or all of these preposterous "points" I highly recommendOne of the most famous acronyms in the world is TULIP. It is a mnemonic device which represents the five basic tenets of Calvinism. For anyone who has been bewitched into believing any or all of these preposterous "points" I highly recommend that you risk having your cage rattled by this instant horror classic. It brilliantly depicts how difficult the "perseverance" of many a saint doth prove to be. Expand
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fukutopiaMar 2, 2016
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. I saw this opening weekend & it's just been stewing in my brains ever since, because I wasn't sure what I wanted to say. I've been taking in all the other reviews for this film, hoping it would help me find the words…but unfortunately, I disagree with almost every other opinion regarding The Witch. I was greatly disappointed that I paid to see this in a theater instead of waiting to watch at home. This film, at best, is a beautifully shot, perfectly acted series of missed opportunities. Every set-up fell flat, as they were never followed through. This is not a horror movie, no matter what the blurbs & trailers lead you to believe—this is a 17th century folktale about religion, not a horror film. If the intent was to make an actual horror film, small tweaks could have easily been made. Children are creepy anyway, why not play it up with the twins who are supposedly playing with the devil incarnate? Maybe throw in a disembodied voice or two to make you question if it's actually Black Phillip or just a voice in Thomasin's head. Perhaps when you reveal what should be a haunting image of a witch snacking on a live animal, DON'T GIVE HER A GOOFY-ASS CARTOON LAUGH! I wanted to love this movie after watching the trailer, but I don't even think I can like it. Expand
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StevieGJDMar 2, 2016
This is not really a horror movie, though there are some very disturbing images. It is also not a movie that people who want clean resolutions and happy endings will appreciate. The cinematography offers the viewer a bleak and ratherThis is not really a horror movie, though there are some very disturbing images. It is also not a movie that people who want clean resolutions and happy endings will appreciate. The cinematography offers the viewer a bleak and rather desolate glimpse into isolated frontier life, albeit from an earlier time period. The acting is pretty strong. The complications and tragedy which befall the purposefully isolated family ranges from uncomfortable to disturbing to rather silly and overwrought. Still, it is not the typical film of this genre and there was a strong attempt to do something different. I was really on the fence about rating this. I suspect that very religious people will be offended and horror movie buffs will be greatly disappointed. It is thoughtful and accepting of the supernatural being real, which will surely disturb and anger some. There is not a tremendous amount of character development, just bad and unfair things happening to people. This will not be everyone's cup of tea, Expand
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mitchc1985Mar 1, 2016
10/10, best comedy of the year. I haven't laughed this hard in the theater for years. Sure, there was a guy two down from me who thought he was watching a horror movie. He was very upset that I wouldn't stop laughing. But he didn't realize I10/10, best comedy of the year. I haven't laughed this hard in the theater for years. Sure, there was a guy two down from me who thought he was watching a horror movie. He was very upset that I wouldn't stop laughing. But he didn't realize I *couldn't* stop laughing. As a horror movie, definitely a solid 0/10. But that's not what it is. It's the best comedy of the year, hands down. #blackphilip2016. Expand
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brandonb7Mar 1, 2016
If you are looking for a scary movie with a few jumps and frights, this is not the one for you. If you want to see disturbing scenes throughout a movie you have found the jackpot.
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tdubMar 1, 2016
OMG how could Anyone give this movie any kind of a score. It was literally the worst film I have ever seen. Not only I but everyone that went with me agreed as well. The entire audience was booing and commenting on how terrible it was.OMG how could Anyone give this movie any kind of a score. It was literally the worst film I have ever seen. Not only I but everyone that went with me agreed as well. The entire audience was booing and commenting on how terrible it was. acting horrible. couldn't decode half of what they were saying and couldn't understand the words of the other half. stupidest plot (if you call that a plot). and the Ending? how moronic. I recommend not wasting your money Expand
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NousernamesMar 1, 2016
Metal. As. F**k This movie is weird, very weird, after the 3rd scene, the entire audience audibly said "what did I just watch" lots of people hated it, but I LOVE IT. I loved everything about this movie. The shots are beautiful, very creepy,Metal. As. F**k This movie is weird, very weird, after the 3rd scene, the entire audience audibly said "what did I just watch" lots of people hated it, but I LOVE IT. I loved everything about this movie. The shots are beautiful, very creepy, no jump out parts. My perfect movie. This movie is as metal as you can get :) Expand
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silvercloud9Feb 29, 2016
Powerful, deeply unsettling, eerily beautiful, and profoundly creepy. Also brilliantly directed and scripted, and perfectly acted, edited, shot, and scored. This is a superbly made, thematically complex, and startlingly, uncompromisinglyPowerful, deeply unsettling, eerily beautiful, and profoundly creepy. Also brilliantly directed and scripted, and perfectly acted, edited, shot, and scored. This is a superbly made, thematically complex, and startlingly, uncompromisingly original horror movie, the best since It Follows, and, similarly a masterpiece. Yes, horror movie-- obviously a very subjective notion; personally i've been creeped out for days since i saw it. Expand
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PosternutbagFeb 29, 2016
I decided to go see this movie after seeing the rave reviews with some referring this as the next exorcist or shining. Not even close. Those movies were both scary and entertaining. I had to keep elbowing my wife as she kept fallingI decided to go see this movie after seeing the rave reviews with some referring this as the next exorcist or shining. Not even close. Those movies were both scary and entertaining. I had to keep elbowing my wife as she kept falling asleep. The opening scene was promising, after that I kept hoping for more but was utterly dissappointed throughout. Halfway through the move there was another small scene that offered some glittering hope and that was it. The acting, backdrop, cinematography and costumes were great, but the story just wasn't there. After the credits rolled I heard some from the audience say "yes, thank god it's over". Expand
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dlittlejohnFeb 29, 2016
The Witch was fantastic. The acting, even amongst the child actors, was great. The score was creepy. The story was really suspenseful. I'll agree with a lot of the others here who say that it wasn't very scary. However, it didn't feel like itThe Witch was fantastic. The acting, even amongst the child actors, was great. The score was creepy. The story was really suspenseful. I'll agree with a lot of the others here who say that it wasn't very scary. However, it didn't feel like it was supposed to be overly scary. They didn't resort to cheap tricks or anything. They just told a really creepy story. It also didn't feel like it had been done before a million times. It was a fresh perspective of witch folklore. Expand
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VideoGameJunkieFeb 29, 2016
Evil Dead was an independent horror movie. The Witch is not. I knew nothing about this movie going into it except that it was a horror movie. It started out OK- excellent creepiness when The Witch of the Wood stole the baby, but that'sEvil Dead was an independent horror movie. The Witch is not. I knew nothing about this movie going into it except that it was a horror movie. It started out OK- excellent creepiness when The Witch of the Wood stole the baby, but that's where the horror ended. The rest was a drawn out "beautifully crafted" drama typical of independent movies- but the only thing I was scared of, was falling asleep. It appeared the cast and crew made a true effort to recreate the detail of the time period. The acting, costumes, set design were all good. The only reason I'm rating this movie as a disappointment is because it was sold as something else and didn't deliver. Expand
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horcrux2007Feb 28, 2016
Ever since seeing the trailer a few months ago, I've been dying to see The Witch. It calls to mind recent arthouse horror movies like The Babadook and Goodnight Mommy, but The Witch is far scarier than those movies. It's a grim, perverse, andEver since seeing the trailer a few months ago, I've been dying to see The Witch. It calls to mind recent arthouse horror movies like The Babadook and Goodnight Mommy, but The Witch is far scarier than those movies. It's a grim, perverse, and disturbing tale of religious paranoia among a crumbling family that will surely be remembered alongside the likes of Rosemary's Baby and The Omen. The Witch takes place in 17th century in Puritan-era New England. A family is excommunicated from their village and settles on the edge of a vast forest. Soon thereafter, their baby goes missing into the woods, and the family is torn apart by accusations of witchcraft, black magic and possession. From the first ten minutes, The Witch has a morose atmosphere and starts out with an incredibly disturbing scene. The initial shock is carried through the next few scenes which are dialog-heavy and slower, causing the dread to continue to the next horror. The terror never lets up and only amplifies as the plot progresses until the final 20 minutes are agonizing to watch. I could only vaguely tell you how the movie ended because I was watching through my fingers. It's perversely scary. The acting is fantastic from the entire cast, especially from the child actors. They're given heavy stuff to work with and pull it off with unsettling results. Along with amazing cinematography and an ominous score, it'll be difficult to find a better horror movie than The Witch this year. It'll leave you shaking. Expand
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Clarky96Feb 28, 2016
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. The Witch didn't exactly terrify me, but that's okay because I don't think that was the point. The film is marketed as an incredibly disturbing horror film set in the 1600s, which kind of misrepresents it to some degree. If you go into this film expecting the next Exorcist, you will be truly disappointed because it's not exactly like. The Witch feels more like a period piece that's a historical commentary on religious hysteria and the dark side of witchcraft.

In The Witch, a Puritan family is banished to the edge of a large forest which happens to be home to a repulsive witch (my apologies to the actress playing her) and supernatural things begin to happen which tear the family apart. Eventually, everyone bar the main character Thomasin dies and then Thomasin makes a pact with Satan and joins the witches. An ending which has mystified and, strangely, angered many movie-goers. The ending is representative of Thomasin's desperation. If she didn't make the pact, her options were to risk going back to the plantation on foot, a journey that would take her several days on foot in addition to her possibly being tried as a witch if she was to explain the events that transpired on the farm. Or she could stay on the farm and starve to death. If I was in her shoes, I'd do the same thing.

The film, however, does have it's roots firmly planted in the horror genre despite this fact through its usage of truly disturbing imagery. Samuel being turned into "flying ointment" at the very beginning sets the bleak tone of film incredibly. The family gradually tearing itself apart is a consistent theme that is executed excellently during the films tight one hour and thirty minute run-time. Other events such as Caleb's seduction and subsequent possession in addition to the creepy twins being, well, creepy twins helps the film fulfill it's promises of being a horror movie. The use of lighting to conceal the witch is a brilliant touch, we never see her face in broad daylight except for one scene where she assumes a younger (and FAR better looking form) simply to seduce Caleb. In a scene where the witch appears at nighttime in the stables to startle the twins and Thomasin, her face is concealed by the shadows of night. This shot preys on our fear of the unknown and elevates the film into its status of critically acclaimed.

I feel like The Witch's biggest flaw is just how radical it is. This is definitely a film that the common moviegoer will not understand, hence why many reviewers have given it a low score. In addition to this, the marketing portrays the film as more grandiose than it is, confusing any audience members (like me) who followed the marketing. Overall, the film is great for what it is, but as stated before, don't raise the bar too high.
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jelly37Feb 27, 2016
Brilliantly creepy: a film that will stay in your head for a while. There are shots and split second images in this film that will rattle you. The ending of the film which is extremely memorable,maybe even polarizing,has stuck with me longBrilliantly creepy: a film that will stay in your head for a while. There are shots and split second images in this film that will rattle you. The ending of the film which is extremely memorable,maybe even polarizing,has stuck with me long after seeing this dazzling film. Expand
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Scot62Feb 27, 2016
Must have been a typo; this is a horrible movie not a horror movie. Plodding, unimaginative, barely intelligible. So horrible that even very good acting and filming couldn't save it. Drink two cups of coffee before you go. Or better yet,Must have been a typo; this is a horrible movie not a horror movie. Plodding, unimaginative, barely intelligible. So horrible that even very good acting and filming couldn't save it. Drink two cups of coffee before you go. Or better yet, stay home and take a nap. Expand
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Nick530Feb 27, 2016
Superb acting and an extremely unnerving atmosphere make this movie one of the best I've seen in the past few years. It's not a typical "jump scare" horror movie, this movie invokes a kind of fear that is very rare in movies recently. ItSuperb acting and an extremely unnerving atmosphere make this movie one of the best I've seen in the past few years. It's not a typical "jump scare" horror movie, this movie invokes a kind of fear that is very rare in movies recently. It starts out a bit slow but overall this is a very unique and refreshing horror film. Expand
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dking234Feb 27, 2016
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. I went to see this based on the user reviews here. I honestly don't know what all these other lovely folks saw that I didn't, but this is a genuinely awful movie. And it certainly doesn't qualify as horror. It plods along from one happening to the next and never really resolves. Let me save you the trouble: an ultra-religious family is banned from their community and goes to live alone. Bad things happen. At last we discover there is an entire coven of naked dancing witches living in the woods, who must be the cause of all the bad stuff. After the rest of her family dies, formerly innocent Daughter Thomasin elects to join them for reasons unexplained, and they all float into the sky. WTF? At that point my son leaned over to me and said, "I hope this isn't the end," and then the credits began to roll. Everyone in our theater guffawed and left shaking their heads. The one bright spot is highly attractive actress Anya Taylor-Joy, who plays Thomasin and whose skills seem solid. Kate Dickey merely reprises her role as (Game of Thrones) loony tune Lysa Arryn. Bottom line: choose another movie. Any other movie. Or stay home and watch On Demand. Even that would be time better spent. Expand
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dispencer187Feb 25, 2016
I thought this movie was great. It is more disturbing horror than shock/jump horror. The pacing did get a little slow in the middle which is why I only gave it an 8. Everything else in the film was spot on though and there were someI thought this movie was great. It is more disturbing horror than shock/jump horror. The pacing did get a little slow in the middle which is why I only gave it an 8. Everything else in the film was spot on though and there were some shocking/disturbing scenes that will resonate long after the movie is over. Expand
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fool0117Feb 24, 2016
Save your money folks. I'd rather watch anything else given the option to watch it again. Congratulations Ballistic: Ecks Vs Sever, I'd rather watch you.
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