The Square

Magnolia Pictures | Release Date: October 27, 2017

7.1	USER SCORE Generally favorable reviews based on 116 Ratings

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BroyaxMay 19, 2020

Avertissement... non, avertissements (au pluriel) : premièrement, c'est un film suédois (il faut donc se montrer circonspect, avaler quelques litres de café -pour ne pas s'endormir au bout de 10 mn- prendre plusieurs Prozac -pour ne pasAvertissement... non, avertissements (au pluriel) : premièrement, c'est un film suédois (il faut donc se montrer circonspect, avaler quelques litres de café -pour ne pas s'endormir au bout de 10 mn- prendre plusieurs Prozac -pour ne pas s'énerver au bout de 15 mn (parenthèse dans la parenthèse : si on a tenu jusque là, bien entendu).

Secondement -et là on retient sa respiration, on fait du yoga pour contrôler ses réactions en toute circonstance- secondement donc... c'est une putain de saloperie de chiasse de merdasse du festival de l'asile de Cannes et de tous ses peigne-culs intello-bobos annuels de mes deux ! palme d'or de mon cul, tiens que je te la chie et te l'emballe dans un papier-cadeau... oui, c'est pour offrir !

Et donc troisièmement, on va pas épiloguer outre-mesure sur de la branlette avariée de Cannes, car c'est comme l'art très con-temporain, ça ne sert à rien ! on fera juste remarquer que ce vide rempli de remplissage psychoteur à peigne-culs dure seulement... deux plombes et demi ! et là tout est dit. On tire la chasse.… Expand

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everettOct 30, 2022

A very pretentious film that's supposedly skewering pretension wins the most pretentious award of all, the Palme d'Or. That just about says it all. It isn't even funny, is far too long, and except for a tinge of humanity in the mainA very pretentious film that's supposedly skewering pretension wins the most pretentious award of all, the Palme d'Or. That just about says it all. It isn't even funny, is far too long, and except for a tinge of humanity in the main character, is all stereotype. This is what we've come to. The Emperor's still naked, prancing around in this movie, not to mention the art world. I was so hoping for something that doesn't exemplify what it's satirizing. This is not that movie. Can't we just come right out and say it?… Expand

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AproxxAug 19, 2018

Yes. I ADMIT IT. Im just not smart enough for this movie.

The "jokes" are mostly too high brow for me so I don't laugh with them. The message, I think, its clear. But because its a comedy, I just don't see much merit on it (I already saidYes. I ADMIT IT. Im just not smart enough for this movie.

The "jokes" are mostly too high brow for me so I don't laugh with them.

The message, I think, its clear. But because its a comedy, I just don't see much merit on it (I already said it. Its my fault)… Expand

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