The Pacifier

Buena Vista Pictures | Release Date: March 4, 2005

5.5	USER SCORE Mixed or average reviews based on 83 Ratings

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RayzorMooseNov 13, 2013

The Pacifier left me needing morphine.
It has moments of good, but is overwhelmingly bad to anyone over the age of about six, who can see what a ludicrous plot surrounds it.

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CJO.May 8, 2006

This excuse for a cute family movie is your classic piece-of-junk movie unfitting of...Vin Diesel??? I'M basically a kid and I found this movie atrocious

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kylerawksDec 25, 2012

I used to always hate this movie, but now there are pros and cons. There are more cons than pros. I still don't like this movie but i like that they play Good Charlotte "The Anthem" in the song. That is the only pro. But i hated this movieI used to always hate this movie, but now there are pros and cons. There are more cons than pros. I still don't like this movie but i like that they play Good Charlotte "The Anthem" in the song. That is the only pro. But i hated this movie originally because the girl scouts got back at the boy scouts. But now i just dont like it because of the humor. Vin Diesel is a great actor though, he was in XXX.… Expand

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CineAutoctonoDec 25, 2015

OMG!!! Vin Diesel was a babysitter? What the f***?.
Sure one secret becomes nanny people , but will be in error , and I will have another excuse for dirty that this idea does not give more.

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FGuillermOjedaAug 9, 2016

The director mustn't be allowed to direct another movie after this sh*t and pointless piece of cr*ap, all the "jokes" if they can be called like that, are inexistent and unfunny AF

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contiiFeb 19, 2016

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. 5 hours after sitting through this entire film I am still asking myself what compelled me to actually watch it. Vin Diesel stars in this not so funny comedy about a Navy SEAL assigned to protect a family. From a plot that could have the smallest bit of potential to be an all around entertaining film to watch with the family was anything but entertaining or funny for that matter. Many scenes that were intended to make audiences laugh by director Adam Shankman did anything but that. Despite this film being nothing but cheesy and dull I was proud to see Vin Diesel break his typecast 'tough guy' role that he plays in almost every film he has done. Although he does play a Navy SEAL in the movie, Diesel has moments where he drops the tough guy act and transforms into a loving father figure for the children he is watching over. By the end he actually decides to quit everything he has worked for in his life as a Navy SEAL and decides to become a teacher at the school the kids attend which would have been cute if the movie wasn't as terrible as it is . So congratulations to Vin Diesel for showing the slightest bit of diversity. It is unfortunate that he saved it for this abomination of a comedy.… Expand

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