The Nutcracker

Freestyle Releasing | Release Date: November 24, 2010

2.7	USER SCORE Generally unfavorable reviews based on 32 Ratings

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FreedomFightersDec 5, 2016

You know...you might be looking at my rating and thinking, "wow, he's gonna tear into this film right from the jump." No no no, I actually have to applaud the film's director, Andrei Konchalovsky, because you really have to TRY to make aYou know...you might be looking at my rating and thinking, "wow, he's gonna tear into this film right from the jump." No no no, I actually have to applaud the film's director, Andrei Konchalovsky, because you really have to TRY to make a movie THIS BLATANTLY BAD. Even if you make a film on autopilot, there's a chance it doesn't end up completely unredeemable. To make a movie this awful, you actually have to walk into the studio, take a deep breath and say, "alright, let's make the worst possible film ever." Konchalovsky, you have succeeded. "The Nutcracker in 3D" (or just "The Nutcracker," if it's not in 3D) is completely unredeemable, and not even because it changes the formula, but because it's just poorly-made on every level. It's poorly acted, it's horribly written, it's filled with cheesy special effects, and it feels way too long. It's 110 minutes long, so we can't really give the film a point for having a compact runtime, now can we? Literally, there is NOTHING GOOD about this film. Not even riffing on the film and making jokes about it with your friends can make this pile of crap any better. I don't think I've ever seen a film that I couldn't say a single good thing about, but low and behold, here it is. I didn't think I'd have to give any 0 out of 10s after "The Cat in the Hat," but then I remembered this exists and that I had to sit through it. This is the absolute worst movie I've ever seen, and if this overly-long review hasn't made the message clear yet, then let me put it out there for you in big, bold letters: DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE! UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES SHOULD YOU BE FORCED TO ENDURE THIS PAINFUL MESS! Please, stay away from this film at all costs.… Expand

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FilmVirtueOct 21, 2014

Not even the lease bit amusing or entertaining, The Nutcracker attempts to pull a entertain but ultimately fails because of It's obtuse story lousy characters.

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GenericReviewsApr 16, 2021

The most incredible thing about this movie is that the entire film shifts from being a fun children's musical to a rat-holocaust drama about thirty minutes in. Also, Sigmund Freud gets mentioned twice in one kids movie, which has neverThe most incredible thing about this movie is that the entire film shifts from being a fun children's musical to a rat-holocaust drama about thirty minutes in. Also, Sigmund Freud gets mentioned twice in one kids movie, which has never happened and will never happen again.… Expand

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