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JasonQ.Dec 6, 2005

If you are a foot ball fan you will love this movie it is funny, intersting, and weird but over all it is the BEST movie EVER!!!

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Meth-dudeFeb 3, 2018

While some of the jokes aren't very funny and the movie is cliché and predictable, it's still very watchable and entertaining. The acting is okay, the soundtrack is quite good, the movie was very entertaining and it was just an overall funWhile some of the jokes aren't very funny and the movie is cliché and predictable, it's still very watchable and entertaining. The acting is okay, the soundtrack is quite good, the movie was very entertaining and it was just an overall fun watch. While this is not one of Sandler's best comedies, it's still worth watching.… Expand

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CineAutoctonoJan 22, 2017

"The Longest Yard" was a slightly funny movie, although at moments does not seem to be, the performance of Adam Sandler, was essential, and especially the story that was told in this film.

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spadenxDec 31, 2011

It was ok. Had it's funny parts and it was good for about the first 1/2 of the film before it once again (like every Happy Madison production) became corny and generic. Still, I think the first half of the film alone makes it worth the watch.

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pipop.Oct 7, 2005

I usually don't give my advice on movies, but I'm shocked by Bit Burn 's review: GREAT STORYLINE ???? You can find this movie funny or not, but there is NO STORYLINE WHATSOEVER ! Honestly you have to be football fan and have I usually don't give my advice on movies, but I'm shocked by Bit Burn 's review: GREAT STORYLINE ???? You can find this movie funny or not, but there is NO STORYLINE WHATSOEVER ! Honestly you have to be football fan and have a lot of pop-corn and friends aruond you if you want to spend a good time with this movie. lame.… Expand

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LudovicT.Sep 19, 2005

If you're a teenager and love American football and smoke joints: you can give a shot to this movie, since it is well-acted, but buy an illegal DVD instead of giving money to stupid filmmakers. The jokes are not great but the first If you're a teenager and love American football and smoke joints: you can give a shot to this movie, since it is well-acted, but buy an illegal DVD instead of giving money to stupid filmmakers. The jokes are not great but the first part, with the car chase, is funny. Then Adam plays the hero, he's ok but not as good as when playing the anti-hero. If you're not a teenager and you have a brain, even high you should AVOID this movie ! After a nice beginning, you will be annoyed by easy jokes until you eventually totally fall asleep in front of a looooong game of American football. Totally dumb, should be a 1 half an hour movie for such emptiness.… Expand

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Jean-NicolasD.Sep 19, 2005

Lame. This prison is irrealictic. Watch Animal Factory for a better insight. This comedy is not very funny. Watch White Chick for truly funny stupid American jokes. Adam Sandler is not a charismatic hero. Watch any other Sandler movie to see Lame. This prison is irrealictic. Watch Animal Factory for a better insight. This comedy is not very funny. Watch White Chick for truly funny stupid American jokes. Adam Sandler is not a charismatic hero. Watch any other Sandler movie to see him as a great looser, so much suited to him. Oh I like Adam and he plays well here, but he's just not charismatic. He's great as a sympathetic drunko the first minutes, but as a leader... pff. The football game part feels almost as long as a real one. Why don't you watch a real game ? The usual good feelings, petty morals, and happy ending, so dear to Hollywood cinema, sweeten a comedy already sweet at first. A family treat BEEERK.… Expand

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RoyMSep 25, 2005

There is very little about this movie that is funny. Humorous is the best it gets in a few spots. It totally lacked the character development of the original and I found I could care less if the convicts won or lost.

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JoshHOct 9, 2006

I love this movie. It is funny.

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BakerW.Feb 10, 2006

This pitiful remake was even worse than the self-consciously mediocre original. Sandler is trying to make a career by reprising a variation of himself in every movie he's in. Is he that one-dimensional? Is there nothing else he has to This pitiful remake was even worse than the self-consciously mediocre original. Sandler is trying to make a career by reprising a variation of himself in every movie he's in. Is he that one-dimensional? Is there nothing else he has to offer? Apparently not.… Expand

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MonsieurEamesNov 4, 2012

This is the definition of an Adam Sandler movie. It has some very funny scenes, but the scenarios are ridiculous and never would actually happen, the writing is very low on any sort of intelligence, and Sandler's performance is mediocre at best.

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AngelaW.Nov 16, 2005

This is the best movie in the hole world. i have watched it over and over and over again and i never get boared. if only every movie was as good as this one.

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caitlynp.Oct 24, 2005

Its the best movie ever.

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GaborA.Jun 13, 2005

Hey, I'm a movie critic. Anything a couple of decades old thats still metioned today is automatic five star cinema in my book. Stop kidding yourselves. The original was an average movie. This was an average movie.

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BitBurnSep 21, 2005

More like 7.5/10. Great storyline, good action scenes, fun to watch...then again I'm a big Sandler fan. It helps.

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CoolROct 20, 2005

This movie is funny. People who say it isn't need to get laid

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MatthewK.Sep 22, 2005

I dont know why people dont like this movie. I thought it was funny to the max. One of the best scense I like the most is when Adam Sandler makes fun of that one short guy with the big ears. WOW that was great. Of course the prison is not I dont know why people dont like this movie. I thought it was funny to the max. One of the best scense I like the most is when Adam Sandler makes fun of that one short guy with the big ears. WOW that was great. Of course the prison is not realsic and I think the movie did want to make it realict, Come on people its a comandy, Its not to be realsict, thats why its funny haha love the black guy that gives out Mac donlads haha loved that. Well I give this 10, for the sweet hits and funny scenes.… Expand

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SamMar 26, 2007

Adam Sandlar stars in an inserting role as a confused ex-football pro whose life gets turned upside down after he is arrested and sentenced to prison for drinking and driving with a vehicle he stole from his girlfriend. The first 15 minutes Adam Sandlar stars in an inserting role as a confused ex-football pro whose life gets turned upside down after he is arrested and sentenced to prison for drinking and driving with a vehicle he stole from his girlfriend. The first 15 minutes of the film are boring and leave the viewer indifferent. The jokes become more and more ridiculous as the plot unravels in a federal state prison. Sandlar continues to drain out his performance as a boring, heartless man while James Cromwell, Burt Reynolds, and Chris Rock essentially convey grand performances as very interesting and at times hilarious people. Seeing Sandlar… Expand

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jasonOct 13, 2005

This was an absolutely outstanding movie.

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JoeyK.Dec 26, 2005

Very funny. Although the faces may look familiar, it's not quite a typical Adam Sandler movie like Little Nicky or Billy Madison. It has it's good jokes, it's cheap jokes, it's solemn moments, it's tense moments, and Very funny. Although the faces may look familiar, it's not quite a typical Adam Sandler movie like Little Nicky or Billy Madison. It has it's good jokes, it's cheap jokes, it's solemn moments, it's tense moments, and protagonist has a nice "likable" feel to them. I've never seen the original, so I won't compare. But either way, I reccomend this movie.… Expand

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stanleyh.Oct 27, 2005

Excellent movie,very well done,i liked the beginning the most were he crashs his girlfriends car.

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PreciousH.Nov 13, 2005

First of all for all haters out there ya'll need to stop because the actors on the longest yard did they thang. They were very funny and they worked extra hard too. That movie was very funny to me, Chris and Adam are so talented. But First of all for all haters out there ya'll need to stop because the actors on the longest yard did they thang. They were very funny and they worked extra hard too. That movie was very funny to me, Chris and Adam are so talented. But Nelly did his thang on the scene too, I never seen that man act so well and he was lookin' good too. Good job Nelly, keep it up and keep the haters comin' too.… Expand

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toms.Dec 19, 2005

Has its moments, but all in all does not match up to the original.

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GavGav96Aug 15, 2010

Adam Sandler and Chris Rock use their own expertise in comedy to inject a fair few laughs into this amusing (and, at one point, sad) flick. It will appeal to footballers and comedy-lovers alike.