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VagueShapeJan 8, 2019

Easily one of the worst movies I've ever seen. The whole thing is a pretentious dung heap for pseudo-intellectuals. If anything could be said in its favor it is that the initial plot is interesting as a concept. However it quickly exhaustsEasily one of the worst movies I've ever seen. The whole thing is a pretentious dung heap for pseudo-intellectuals. If anything could be said in its favor it is that the initial plot is interesting as a concept. However it quickly exhausts itself as an intellectual property by focusing on petty vulgarity and injecting a violence angle. Lost in a sea of its own decadence it then sloppily ends with a completely unlikely turn of events as established by the rest of the film that was allegedly "intelligent." It doesn't leave you with a feeling of something profound, it leaves you wondering how a film that pretended to be intelligent for so long could actually be as stupid as it really is by the end. Don't waste your time on it.… Expand

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ILoveBF1Jul 6, 2019

Its story is a horrible mess and this is damaged further by the terrible pacing. Characters just come and go and you won't feel anything. Story has a good ring to it but the execution is so bad that it was wasted. It was rushed.

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GiappomanAug 26, 2018

The idea per se is very intriguing. The realization, though, is quite poor, especially in the second half of the movie.

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tinkohAug 29, 2016

Don't look too deep into it. I see people giving poor reviews because they thought it was trying to hard to be "deep" with some of its more abstract themes, but I didn't get that vibe at all.

Honestly, it was just a fun movie to watch.Don't look too deep into it. I see people giving poor reviews because they thought it was trying to hard to be "deep" with some of its more abstract themes, but I didn't get that vibe at all.

Honestly, it was just a fun movie to watch. Everyone I was with enjoyed it, and we didn't have any idea what we were getting in to.

Very good movie. Excellent directing, great acting, very unique and enjoyable storytelling. Highly recommend you watch it one evening. It won't change your life, but it's quite good.… Expand

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Elegance108RukiOct 23, 2019

A disgusting, violent, and despicable movie. A waste of acting talent. Don’t waste your time.

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BroyaxJul 23, 2019

Original, surréaliste... ? ou plus simplement super nul à chier ? une sous-sous-sous... merde du dernier sous-sol qui tente d'attirer l'attention et elle y réussit à ce qu'il semble. En tant que comédie, c'est raté et pas drôle... y comprisOriginal, surréaliste... ? ou plus simplement super nul à chier ? une sous-sous-sous... merde du dernier sous-sol qui tente d'attirer l'attention et elle y réussit à ce qu'il semble. En tant que comédie, c'est raté et pas drôle... y compris comme satire grinçante, car tout tombe à l'eau là-dedans et son absurdité pontifiante avec.

Comme drame, psycho, psycondrame peut-être, du genre nouvelle vague de mes deux qui se croit très intelligent sans doute mais s'enlise dans son infinie prétention. C'est sans queue ni tête en tout cas et à dormir debout du début à la fin. Un abominable étron.… Expand

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Benkoko11Feb 23, 2017

One of the strangest films of the year, perhaps of all time. The Lobster is a highly sylized sci-fi subversion of sexuality, relationships, and the concept of the nuclear family that is at its best when it weilds its bizarre surrealism andOne of the strangest films of the year, perhaps of all time. The Lobster is a highly sylized sci-fi subversion of sexuality, relationships, and the concept of the nuclear family that is at its best when it weilds its bizarre surrealism and absurdist humor but it loses steam in the second act.… Expand

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MovieRiffingAug 2, 2019

Yorgos Lanthimos' The Lobster opens spectacularly, inviting your imagination to explore the grand dystopian future it presents. It proceeds to dole out sharp commentary on society's pressure to find and maintain a relationship at any cost,Yorgos Lanthimos' The Lobster opens spectacularly, inviting your imagination to explore the grand dystopian future it presents. It proceeds to dole out sharp commentary on society's pressure to find and maintain a relationship at any cost, even by introducing a child to the dysfunction. However, all this goes to waste as The Lobster overstays its welcome. Without much more to say, the film drags along, promising a grand revelation in its finale. Alas, the final scene was telegraphed long ago to anyone paying attention, and lingers in the air like rotting shellfish.… Expand

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rauramrodAug 23, 2016

All I want to say about this movie is: what a piece of crap! I was left with the feeling that it was going to get better next scene, but it didn't. It's just flat.

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shermyJun 22, 2016

Just saw it This movie may have a humorous premise but in my view the movies is about cruelty Who will remember a funny line from a movie filled with misery and gratuitous savagery. All the Comedy Central standups couldn't jovialize aJust saw it This movie may have a humorous premise but in my view the movies is about cruelty Who will remember a funny line from a movie filled with misery and gratuitous savagery. All the Comedy Central standups couldn't jovialize a scene where a nice pet dog's body is found lying a in pool of blood and guts. But, in all fairness, the nearly robotic (think dog on dog) sex scenes may be remembered simply because they are sex scenes,

The cruelty is not novel to the plot. Cold, viscous, amoral characters are a dime a dozen in the movies. Come to think of it, a live lobster being boiled to death is a decent metaphor for this movie.… Expand

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MarioGreeceJul 3, 2016

Terribly AWFUL!
Its possibly the all time worst 'serious' / 'quality' film I have ever seen in my life!
Has really pessimistic miserable atmosphere that only makes you feel utterly depressed. So messed up plot. I really can't understandTerribly AWFUL!
Its possibly the all time worst 'serious' / 'quality' film I have ever seen in my life!
Has really pessimistic miserable atmosphere that only makes you feel utterly depressed.
So messed up plot. I really can't understand WHY this terrible movie has so high grade
& such exceptional reviews from the critics!!
Even all these great actors could not save it!
I was only dragged to rent the dvd of this film only because of the great reviews it got from the critics!
Of course afterwards I regretted big time renting this **** movie!!
This talent-LESS director makes pretty bad hella overrated films!
(Including his other trashy movie ''Dogtooth'' as well that was even nominated
for an oscar award for best language film!! I rest my case on that!)
I just don't get at all why he receives all this NON worthy high praise for his horrendous ''films''!… Expand

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lgtaylor100Jul 3, 2016

This film is very bizarre, satirically funny, brutal and intensely thought provoking. The premise is that if someone becomes single they are sent to a resort for 45 days and if they do not find a partner they are turned into an animal ofThis film is very bizarre, satirically funny, brutal and intensely thought provoking. The premise is that if someone becomes single they are sent to a resort for 45 days and if they do not find a partner they are turned into an animal of their choosing. They are also given extra days at the resort for shooting someone from the loner community (people who have escaped from the resort) . In this dystopian society, both the resort and the loner society are highly regimented and violent if rules are not followed... The film is mainly a satire on relationships and although we so desire to connect we often fail because we often cannot empathize with the one we have chosen. .Also, In order to connect we sometimes attempt to make ourselves into copies of the other person, a tactic that often fails. The film portrayed how difficult it is to empathize with a partner unless we share some characteristic, and because that often is impossible the relationship is doomed.. The film makes big statements and smaller ones and all of them are profound, sometimes funny and sometimes very sad. It satirizes the current dating scene by portraying its superficiality, but also satirizes and makes a grim statement about relationships in general, and society which offers us opportunities to conform or rebel, neither of which is effective. Most people exiting the theatre expressed dissatisfaction. I think that those that go on to think about it will find that it will deeply impact their thoughts and beliefs.… Expand

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ChigalabagalaMay 27, 2016

I stayed until the end of the film and agree with Urbanmagic: dreadful. Also disturbing. I don't mind being disturbed if there is a worthwhile point made and one can get invested in the characters (eg. Frank). But not here where theI stayed until the end of the film and agree with Urbanmagic: dreadful. Also disturbing. I don't mind being disturbed if there is a worthwhile point made and one can get invested in the characters (eg. Frank). But not here where the dialogue and characters are stylized and wooden. If the intent was to say that people are sheep and look for superficial similarities to establish a relationship, that was accomplished in the first 25 minutes. There is no need to see this film. She Her instead, if you haven't. It has much more to say about people and relationships.… Expand

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stevenkJul 16, 2016

The Lobster. I am writing this review as a public service, for all those that do not need or want to spend their 10 dollars and 2 hours of their time being totally depressed by a meaningless piece of trash.
There are spoilers in thisThe Lobster. I am writing this review as a public service, for all those that do not need or want to spend their 10 dollars and 2 hours of their time being totally depressed by a meaningless piece of trash.
There are spoilers in this review, so be aware. The idea that a pair of people, who, due to a dystopian world and a sadistic, "leader" end up having to become blind to find "true love" is just utterly ridiculous. This dystopia, where being single is illegal, going into relationship "rehab" places you in a joyless relationship, with your only other two options being made into a mutant animal, (ala the islnd of Dr Moreau), or living in the woods with a manipulative, sickening, cowardly, murderous woman, who could not evenn do battle with a woman she blinded, is just beyond depressing. Its sadistic and indescribable, at least to me. It was long, boring, depressing, with no redemptive features, whatsoever. If, perhaps, the couple had things to atone for, in their previous relationships, then, at least, their would be a story here.
I felt that there was probably an alternate ending, or endings filmed, in which you would see Farrell's character, walking away from Weisz's character, in the restaurant background, might have been interesting, but even more depressing. I will say , that the filmmaker did a great job of even making a beautiful area of either scotland or Ireland look depressing, was ann accomplishment(LOL).
Just pitiful, pitiful, pitiful.… Expand

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3grandkids3Dec 13, 2016

I have never been so hoodwinked by critics before, and hope to never see dreck like this again. Anybody who says there is a single laugh, smile, or even twitch of emotional response from an intelligent viewer is lying.

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fungusgnatJun 17, 2016

Film opens with a close-up of a woman driving . . . and driving . . . and driving some more. After a long minute or so, she pulls over, walks to a nearby paddock where donkeys are grazing, pulls out a pistol and shoots one of them twice,Film opens with a close-up of a woman driving . . . and driving . . . and driving some more. After a long minute or so, she pulls over, walks to a nearby paddock where donkeys are grazing, pulls out a pistol and shoots one of them twice, then leaves. Like much else in this film, this may or may not be funny, depending on your perspective. But that is as good as it gets. The story involves a newly single man who is enrolled in a . . . let’s call it a matchmaking program, at a secluded hotel with other singles; those who fail to find a match are transformed into an animal of their choosing (our hero picks a lobster, thus the title). There is a lot of set-up, some adventure, occasional cruelty, a little romance, and a few laughs – although there is a black-comic undercurrent to the whole thing, as if Lanthimos was trying for a Jim Jarmusch mood. Recommended only for the serious cineaste or the aficionado of the offbeat. Major trigger warning for animal lovers (and the donkey isn’t the worst of it). Me, I checked my watch, something I rarely do in the theater. There were 20 minutes left.… Expand

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gfnyJun 14, 2016

Rarely is there a film so devoid of any meaningful content that it rates a zero. This film is one of them. There is nothing but nonsense. Some of the newspaper critics may think it's trendy to give it a 100, but I don't understand howRarely is there a film so devoid of any meaningful content that it rates a zero. This film is one of them. There is nothing but nonsense. Some of the newspaper critics may think it's trendy to give it a 100, but I don't understand how anyone can see this film and see anything entertaining. Save your popcorn for another film.… Expand

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CzarKingKaiserAug 29, 2016

Man, this movie is AWFUL. Both my wife and I, without telling each other, checked the running time of this movie in the middle of it. I was *this* close to walking out. People laughed when the movie was over. The theater's disappointment wasMan, this movie is AWFUL. Both my wife and I, without telling each other, checked the running time of this movie in the middle of it. I was *this* close to walking out. People laughed when the movie was over. The theater's disappointment was palpable.

We went to see it based on the reviews here, and afterwards, I felt compelled to come back here and take another look at them. I was thinking that maybe I'd missed something? Nope, nothing about this movie makes sense. The whole movie seemed so pointless. There's no denying that it's "artsy" and "risky", but the risks don't pay off. Avoid this movie unless you're trying to punish yourself.… Expand

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jakem1000Dec 18, 2016

This is one of those awful movies that is beloved by critics for its trendiness, stylishness, and shock value, despite its relative meaningless and worthlessness as a story. At its center is the notion that modern society's pressure to pairThis is one of those awful movies that is beloved by critics for its trendiness, stylishness, and shock value, despite its relative meaningless and worthlessness as a story. At its center is the notion that modern society's pressure to pair off and mate is SO STRONG that it is basically equivalent to a hotel where you are forced to pair off or be turned into an animal. Also you're forced to hunt lonely people with tranquilizer guns, because why not! The entire premise strikes me as melodramatic and self-sorry (think film school loner that can't get a girlfriend), and relies on cheap shocks that arrive with predictable regularity. It basically has the plot of a bad anime mixed with the effete and somber filmography of Beyonce's Lemonade. So at the very least, it's pretty. But after 20 minutes of this schlock you realize that it's all form, no substance.… Expand

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TVJerryJun 4, 2016

Colin Farrell gained 40 pounds to make him dowdy for his character, a single man checking into a special hotel. He has 45 days to find a new mate or he'll be turned into the animal of his choosing (guess what he chose?). Yes, this is anColin Farrell gained 40 pounds to make him dowdy for his character, a single man checking into a special hotel. He has 45 days to find a new mate or he'll be turned into the animal of his choosing (guess what he chose?). Yes, this is an alternate world (think Charlie Kaufman) with strict rules and weird procedures. The quiet wit and peculiar circumstances start with compelling imagination. By the 2nd hour, the narrative deteriorates into a slow-moving romance with more meanness and less humor. The actors speak with stilted stiffness and minimal emotion. While the absurdist setup is interesting and the payoff is equally weird, the film loses creative momentum. This must have been interesting for Farrell, but I hope he can lose that gut.… Expand

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RalfbergsDec 25, 2016

I just knew that the official critics instead the casual folk will give great scores for this - just because it's an art piece or whatever, while if you are an average movie watcher, then the movie is a bit too weird. Of course, that's theI just knew that the official critics instead the casual folk will give great scores for this - just because it's an art piece or whatever, while if you are an average movie watcher, then the movie is a bit too weird. Of course, that's the way mindf**k movies work and this is definitely something like it. It wasn't that bad at the beginning ,the idea of the movie is original - and somewhat reflects the actual society and everyone pushing us to find our significant other etc. Here they take it over the top a bit and show what would happen. But there were so many dumb things, especially towards the end, which did not make much sense. I mean if you like those artsy type movies you will enjoy this one, but I don't so I actually even wonder how I made it and watched the whole movie here.… Expand

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AlronnorOct 25, 2016

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. A movie with an interesting idea for a plot. What if people were forced to choose between a life of being cold and alone or a life of being joined to another person and altered beyond recognition? After 2+ hours, you'll be saying in response, who cares? A stupid movie with heavy handed allegories that drive the plot, plot that drives the characters, and characters that drive the inevitable migrations you'll get from watching this crap. I caught on to almost all of the allegory in this film from one viewing. As for the aforementioned characters? They might as well not exist. They all do feats of such incongruous nonsense just to keep that allegory hammer aloft for the entirety of the film that its a miracle they even stay in the film at all. Why did the "leader", yes that is a character's name, get their sidekick killed on purpose? Who knows. And, again, who cares?… Expand

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bradovskyFeb 19, 2019

I am all for being challenged and taken to new places by independent cinema but this is just pretentious twaddle with no substance.

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CGTaylorJun 12, 2016

I went out to see this movie with my roommate and her boyfriend. Their friends had highly suggested the movie, so we made an outing of it. I’m not especially fond of R rated movies, and the plot seemed thin, but perhaps humorous, and II went out to see this movie with my roommate and her boyfriend. Their friends had highly suggested the movie, so we made an outing of it. I’m not especially fond of R rated movies, and the plot seemed thin, but perhaps humorous, and I convinced myself to have an open mind, and try something new.
We all regretted watching this movie and afterwards agreed: if we had been watching this at home we would have stopped after twenty minutes. I knew very little about this movie coming in, but if it was meant to be science-fiction, I saw no science; if romantic, these themes were lost in its bizarre mood similar to how pungent, rancid flavors destroy delicate ones – and if comedic, then only to those who can purge themselves of compassion and empathy.
This movie is at best a bitter, twisted satire. I pity the people who saw marriage in such a dystopian light that they could conceive such a story. While I agree that there are many things amiss with today’s standards for marriage and relationships, this movie went too far. For example, in this movie:
• Even in their desperation, people relied on insignificant, superficial similarities to find ‘mates’:
A limp, frequent nosebleeds, perfect hair, emotions or lack thereof, shortsightedness, and finally blindness – criteria that lead to the pursuit of hollow, shallow, and altogether meaningless relationships, save one near the end; but even that one was plagued by this practice.
• Single people where adamantly reminded of their ‘misery’ and given lessons in the ‘importance,’ or rather, the ‘benefits’ of being in a relationship while at the hotel, which also made it its business to encourage and engage its occupant in sexual habits that they deemed beneficial and prohibit and punish those they considered damaging to ‘relationships’.
• Brutality, however, is apparently under standard trade laws and thus monopolies are prohibited. The Loners, the alternative to society, make many allowances that the hotel and society at large prohibit whilst they live in exile. In stark contrast to the rest of the society, Loners are expected to be alone permanently: you can talk, you can come, you can go, but any sign of sexuality, of attachment, even something as fleeting as flirting, will be severely and mercilessly punished, and their leader is the typical sadistic, manipulating, power hungry psychopath that these types of movies seem to breed.
Are we superficial? Yes, we are. Do we feel pressure to be in a relationship? To have a ‘significant other’? All the time. Is the world cruel? It goes without saying. Are we all flawed? Of course we are. Do we really need a movie to tell us this in some bizarre, twisted fashion? The fact that these types of movies are on the rise is itself a satire against society. But does exacerbating the issue like this do anything? Would a doctor ever suggest rubbing filth and excrement into a wound as part of a treatment? – it would only make matters worse, and satires like this have the same effect.
If you want to help society, if you want to see it healed, you have to teach people what it means to be good, not chastise and mock them for what they didn’t know was wrong. And to do that you need to show them what it means to be good, to be wholly loved. As Antione de Saint-Exupery said, if you want to build a ship, don’t drum up people to collect wood and assign them tasks and work; teach them to long for the endless immensity of the sea. Likewise, we need to teach people to long for a love that is kind, a love that is patient, loyal, humble, noble, and most of all forgiving. A love that protects, hopes, and always perseveres, not one that pretends, harms and falters.… Expand

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Keeper13Jul 10, 2016

Sometimes funny, mostly not. Sometimes brutal, mostly boring above all else. Another "artsy" film where critics pretend they like it because it's an alternative film and everyone wants to "get it.". There isn't anything deep about this film -Sometimes funny, mostly not. Sometimes brutal, mostly boring above all else. Another "artsy" film where critics pretend they like it because it's an alternative film and everyone wants to "get it.". There isn't anything deep about this film - it's silly and shallow and random, and way too long.… Expand

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MiklJun 23, 2016

One of the worst movies I've seen in this century. They took a great premise and drove it into the ground with crappy acting (although the script ensured that) and an intrusively bad score. One reviewer commented that this is a Best PictureOne of the worst movies I've seen in this century. They took a great premise and drove it into the ground with crappy acting (although the script ensured that) and an intrusively bad score. One reviewer commented that this is a Best Picture contender, but I'm not sure on which planet those awards will be given out.… Expand

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idelloJun 8, 2016

This movie is only for those who like absurd, sadistically disturbing humor. It kind of reminded me of a skit written by troubled 8th graders. Okay, maybe this movie makes some valid points about absurd societal norms, but I did not find itThis movie is only for those who like absurd, sadistically disturbing humor. It kind of reminded me of a skit written by troubled 8th graders. Okay, maybe this movie makes some valid points about absurd societal norms, but I did not find it to be particularly entertaining or clever. I find it disturbing that for some people "disturbing" is all it takes to impress.… Expand

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clarifiedJun 7, 2016

Spare yourself - In my opinion this film is a complete waste of time and money. Crude, strange, dystopian fantasy. Some scenes were so repellent that I had to avert my gaze.

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GreatMartinJun 3, 2016

At least 2-3 times a year I get suckered into seeing a movie from seeing a trailer or hearing that it got 5 star reviews, it has an Oscar nominated director, a solid cast lead by an A list actor, sounds and/or looks different or for manyAt least 2-3 times a year I get suckered into seeing a movie from seeing a trailer or hearing that it got 5 star reviews, it has an Oscar nominated director, a solid cast lead by an A list actor, sounds and/or looks different or for many various reasons. For some, if not all the reasons listed, I went, with Allen and Philippe to see "The Lobster".

Walking out of the movie the best part was overhearing the audience making comments and reading the cremarks they left on The Gateway Theatre audience comment board. Oh yes, and listening to what Philippe and Allen had to say. One of them hit it on the head when they said "It was weird!" Allen was trying to make it more or less a time of the world in the very far future but that didn't fit in with cars and trucks of today among other things.

The premise is that being coupled is better and safer than being single. A person who is single for any various reasons has 45 days to find a partner or be turned into an animal of their choice. After that you are on your own folks!

Should you be intolerant of animal cruelity stay away from this movie though human beings aren't spared either and most in the audience kept their eyes closed in the last scene.

(I'm blaming Allen for putting us through this 1 hour and 58 minutes movie as all he had to say was that we should see something else!)… Expand

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Roboman1723Jul 31, 2016

There is nothing shallow about this movie like some people seem to believe. The parallelisms on relationships made in this movie make for an emotional and existential roller coaster that will have you thinking one minute and tearing up theThere is nothing shallow about this movie like some people seem to believe. The parallelisms on relationships made in this movie make for an emotional and existential roller coaster that will have you thinking one minute and tearing up the next. The one thing all the reviewers can seem to agree on is that it is ragingly depressing.… Expand

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Said01Aug 10, 2016

I give it a six for originallity. It changes from the rest of the movies and the actors were very good. But the story was too weird for me it was even disturbing and towards the end I got a little bored.

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FrogmanSmithJun 12, 2016

Until now "Sid and Nancy" was the worst, most depressing movie I had ever seen. Not anymore! This movie is horrible. Based on the reviews I toughed it out the first hour. Then I had to see how it ended. It ended with me wanting my $15 and 2Until now "Sid and Nancy" was the worst, most depressing movie I had ever seen. Not anymore! This movie is horrible. Based on the reviews I toughed it out the first hour. Then I had to see how it ended. It ended with me wanting my $15 and 2 hours of my life back.… Expand

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pdw123Jun 4, 2016

Wow! What a big big big big disappointment this was at my Utah film society today, after literally waiting weeks for it to come out, and looking at the rave critic scores. After reading the synopsis and watching part of the trailer, IWow! What a big big big big disappointment this was at my Utah film society today, after literally waiting weeks for it to come out, and looking at the rave critic scores. After reading the synopsis and watching part of the trailer, I thought it would be a relevant commentary on the newly repressed category of SINGLE folks in America, along with other minority and oppressed demographic groups that are having trouble at the voting polls these days, but discriminated against in other areas of life as well (thus the new portion of the identifier QIA or QUILTBAG, to the LGBT we've known for years now).

And for the original and classical piano soundtrack and about only 2 belly laughs that were antithetical to the total and miserable dreariness and snail's pace for the rest of the time, I'll give it only one point.

And, I'll say here pointedly to the producers and actors involved: WOW! What an incredibly missed opportunity here, with some new and incredible subject matter in today's world to build upon. But what happened instead was a devolving and true mess, trying to make several points about all sectors of society, and missing the main point about single vs. married stereotypes and thus some really great humor and irony, entirely. IN THE FUTURE, QUIT TRYING TO MARKET TO SO MANY GROUPS AT ONCE, AND FOCUSING ON EVERYTHING, and THUS LOSING THE FOCUS !!! JEEEZZZ!! This was an extraordinary mess, plus waste of money, plus waste of time traveling hours on the bus to see it. And if you want me to see future independent films in theaters anymore, you'll finally quit it with this careless schlock and make real films again along with the money which will follow great art, which this wasn't by any stretch whatsoever. LATER!!… Expand

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JoanZMay 29, 2016

Incredibly imaginative dystopian setting that truly is best described as absurdist. What bothers me about the mixed and unfavorable reviews is the literal reactions of "disturbing" scenes and 'weirdness". Somehow they are not in on the wholeIncredibly imaginative dystopian setting that truly is best described as absurdist. What bothers me about the mixed and unfavorable reviews is the literal reactions of "disturbing" scenes and 'weirdness". Somehow they are not in on the whole absurd joke, and are instead simply put off by the appearance of blood. I imagine these individuals prefer their violence in neat clean packages delivered by automatic weapons and zombies.… Expand

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SSH83Oct 29, 2016

Imagine a blind teenage boy, exceptionally blood thirsty and ignorant. Pump him full of drug... then give him pen and paper and ask him write a cinematic masterpiece. This is what would come out of it. The Lobster's attempts at literatureImagine a blind teenage boy, exceptionally blood thirsty and ignorant. Pump him full of drug... then give him pen and paper and ask him write a cinematic masterpiece. This is what would come out of it. The Lobster's attempts at literature is as immature as they are moronic. The only way to like this movie is if you smoke a pound of weed before, during and after it.… Expand

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dinojay2Jun 21, 2016

Quirky and brilliant, and once again a terrific job by the vastly underrated Colin Farrell. So original, and completely enjoyable on both literal and metaphorical levels, whichever you happen to prefer.

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dolphindiddlerMay 27, 2016

As a dark comedy fan, this film more than satisfied my itch for absurdity. From beginning to end, I had absolutely no idea as to where the plot will take me. I'm sorry for anyone expecting a fun romp of a documentary about coruscations. ThatAs a dark comedy fan, this film more than satisfied my itch for absurdity. From beginning to end, I had absolutely no idea as to where the plot will take me. I'm sorry for anyone expecting a fun romp of a documentary about coruscations. That isn't to say that the title does not lend yet another branch of ambiguity.

Typically when it comes to this genre of film, the directors take a lot of creative liberty to the point that they're knocking you over the head with their idealism. This isn't the case for Yorgos Lanthimos, who has immense respect for the audience to come to their own conclusions on multiple aspects of the plot.

Yorgos also is brilliant at dropping you into this world with little explanation. I still have many questions as to how this world functions and why it is the way it is, but I think that way of thinking is pertinent when it comes to getting something out of a film (Sorry Michael Bay fans).

Colin Ferrell or as I called him "Fat Collin" is somber and soft spoken for the entirety of the film. The rest of the cast is delightfully quirky and intriguing. I got more out of the narrator than any other character in the film. This is an obvious nudge to the fact that this absurd world is the main character and the way its inhabitants interact with the circumstances is what defines its personality (if that makes any sense).

Although I won't suggest this film to most people, I highly implore giving it a watch if you enjoy confused belly laughs and absurd social commentary.… Expand

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foltsyMay 30, 2016

Strange, wonderful, and brutal, with sprinklings of dark humor. The Lobster speaks to the absurdities of human relationships and the molds that society drives them into. Much like The Road or Requiem for a Dream, this is a film you won't needStrange, wonderful, and brutal, with sprinklings of dark humor. The Lobster speaks to the absurdities of human relationships and the molds that society drives them into. Much like The Road or Requiem for a Dream, this is a film you won't need to see twice, nor would you want to.… Expand

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shoulderoforionMay 13, 2016

I liked this movie alot, thought it was going to be some way out there eurotrash but ended up feeling that it was great. Best movie I'd seen Colin Farrell in since In Bruges & Rachel Weisz and Olivia Coleman are always the best.

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InglouriousAndyMay 17, 2016

"The Lobster" is wonderfully quirky and very funny. It has a ton of emotion and lots of style. It has a lot to say about the way society looks at relationships as well. A fantastic movie and one of the best films of the year.

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gcdanaJun 3, 2016

Total Zero...this quirky film only got worse as it went along. I wish I were drunk or on drugs...so that maybe I could relate to it better. I'm glad I had sex with my girlfriend prior to the movie, because she was so pissed after that weTotal Zero...this quirky film only got worse as it went along. I wish I were drunk or on drugs...so that maybe I could relate to it better. I'm glad I had sex with my girlfriend prior to the movie, because she was so pissed after that we didn't walk out. We unfortunately stayed to the end. So bad, you'll want to poke your damn eyes out too.… Expand

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granetoAug 15, 2016

The film is smug and deliberately off putting. The sadomasochistic violence is all in fun, but it is very difficult to tell that this is satire. A very unpleasant experience.

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urbanmagicMay 15, 2016

This film is dreadful! Ponderous and pretentious beyond measure. The exodus from the screening I attended began at around 30 minutes in. If we'd been wise, we'd have left then. As it is, we stayed another torturous 30 minutes until it wasThis film is dreadful! Ponderous and pretentious beyond measure. The exodus from the screening I attended began at around 30 minutes in. If we'd been wise, we'd have left then. As it is, we stayed another torturous 30 minutes until it was utterly clear just how insufferable this poor excuse for a movie was. I can only assume that the critics all got together and smoked a huge quantity of crack before they saw this thing and wrote a good review of it. Nothing else can explain their confusing film student shocks as profundity. This rates as one of the worst films I have ever seen. I urge you to not even enter a theatre where it's playing.… Expand

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guilhermefdiasMay 31, 2016

The movie has so many deep messages, about society and relationships.
All put in a strange way, but in a brilliant way too.
I'm not surprised a lot of people will not get these messages. But this movie is something else, much bigger thanThe movie has so many deep messages, about society and relationships.
All put in a strange way, but in a brilliant way too.

I'm not surprised a lot of people will not get these messages. But this movie is something else, much bigger than what meets the eye.… Expand

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BrianMcCriticJun 3, 2016

A film that tells the story of the importance of finding someone in your life in the most unique way I've seen. You really must experience this film at least once in your life. A totally original film a must see. A

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Brent_MarchantMay 21, 2016

One of the most unusual -- and thought-provoking -- films to come along in quite a while. Its decidedly offbeat humor and wry symbolism work wonders in skewering everything from the current superficial state of courting rituals andOne of the most unusual -- and thought-provoking -- films to come along in quite a while. Its decidedly offbeat humor and wry symbolism work wonders in skewering everything from the current superficial state of courting rituals and relationship matters to the pressures of social conformity, regardless of which end of the polarized ideological spectrum one resides. The film admittedly becomes a little bogged down in the second hour, going off on tangents that could have easily been deleted, but, on balance, "The Lobster" represents a thoughtful, satirical look at where we stand as a society -- and, one hopes, where we'll resist the temptation to go.… Expand

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fond_of_filmJun 23, 2016

Several reviews I have seen speak negatively of the brutality of this film. Others argue that the stilted dialogue and emotionally distant (or emotionless) characters subtract from its quality. Quite to the contrary, I would argue theseSeveral reviews I have seen speak negatively of the brutality of this film. Others argue that the stilted dialogue and emotionally distant (or emotionless) characters subtract from its quality. Quite to the contrary, I would argue these factors, along with a shockingly dark and dry sense of humor, a unique score, and brilliant cinematography, combine to make The Lobster a satisfying and beautifully satirical dark comedy. Perhaps at times it is too much of a thinker or too hard-to-watch to be "enjoyable," and I don't think I would necessarily care to rewatch it, but I do believe it is a highly successful work of art.… Expand

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drone41Feb 9, 2018

Another hippie movie from Yorgos Lanthimos. Don't understand point, and i want to never understand it. Grotesque.

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ScraperJul 6, 2016

Ok Ok, as all the bad reviews will tell you, this movie can be disturbing at times. That's not a reason to hate it. Alcoholic drinks taste bad to children. The Lobster is a wonderfully unique script that is also thrilling, funny, romantic,Ok Ok, as all the bad reviews will tell you, this movie can be disturbing at times. That's not a reason to hate it. Alcoholic drinks taste bad to children. The Lobster is a wonderfully unique script that is also thrilling, funny, romantic, and best of all thoughtful and thought-provoking. Person above me writes "maybe it makes some valid points about absurd societal norms..." Why, yes. Yes it does. And if you let the movie take you, you'd see it was quite profound. This is a movie for the advanced viewer and it hits the bullseye in everything that has been missing from mainstream film for years.… Expand

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SweaterGuyOct 24, 2016

The worst movie of all time? Do not waste you time. Looking for a good ending? No way, it just gets worse and worse and worse and worse.Torture, without question.. It's like putting your hand in a toaster. You'll stop watching as I did, theThe worst movie of all time? Do not waste you time. Looking for a good ending? No way, it just gets worse and worse and worse and worse.Torture, without question.. It's like putting your hand in a toaster. You'll stop watching as I did, the annoying music, the pointless characters and plot, the depressing weather - this film is one big pile of you know what. Do yourself a favor and watch anything else. This movie is horrible. The only satisfying thing about it - is turing it off. Like I just did. 90 minutes plus of my life, gone forever. The joke is on anyone who wastes there time.… Expand

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SpangleMay 13, 2016

The Lobster has laid immediate claim to being one of the weirdest films I have ever seen. Wowzers this one is an odd little flick, yet is certainly brilliant at times. Colin Farrell and Rachel Weisz are phenomenal in both emotionally intimateThe Lobster has laid immediate claim to being one of the weirdest films I have ever seen. Wowzers this one is an odd little flick, yet is certainly brilliant at times. Colin Farrell and Rachel Weisz are phenomenal in both emotionally intimate and distant roles (you have to see to understand), while the direction from Yorgos Lanthimos is assured and very good. Under the watch of a lesser talent, The Lobster would be a complete mess. Under Lanthimos, however, it is a fantastically enjoying film. From being a great look at romance in the modern era, being truly funny, and moving, The Lobster's only sin is the great amount of violence against animals. This is not really a cinematic critique, but I do not really appreciate that amount of violence against animals, particularly dogs. Call me a prude, but not my thing. Regardless, The Lobster is still a great film that is wildly entertaining and shows just how quirky and downright weird film can get.… Expand

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GinaKMay 31, 2016

I read this was a very funny satire. It’s about as funny as the old 1984 film with John Hurt, except Hurt was not as lethargic as Colin Farrell’s David. Had anyone been laughing, I would have heard them. Not even a chuckle. But I am ratingI read this was a very funny satire. It’s about as funny as the old 1984 film with John Hurt, except Hurt was not as lethargic as Colin Farrell’s David. Had anyone been laughing, I would have heard them. Not even a chuckle. But I am rating this film low for one reason – it was much too long. Lanthimos is also not a very interesting director visually, which is probably why no one asks him to direct action films. Too many of the forest scenes, especially, were very “in your face,” although maybe it was so we could see the rabbits, who were all probably former humans, and which would then mean this was a joke about fecundity. Are you laughing? The performances were very good, and I guess we all got the point. After the screening, the theater invites you to leave a note about the film with a letter grade and a short comment. The funniest thing I saw all day was one of these notes, which read “Can’t wait for Lobster II.” Oh, God, no!… Expand

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MixedMessageJun 11, 2016

Look, it's art. It talks about real life using allegory and allusion. It is funny and brutal, just like real life. And it is spot on in its observations. The first half flies by in a stream of clever and hilarious developments. The secondLook, it's art. It talks about real life using allegory and allusion. It is funny and brutal, just like real life. And it is spot on in its observations. The first half flies by in a stream of clever and hilarious developments. The second half drags a bit and the ending is intentionally ambiguous. It has a lot to say and consider. I'd put it in the vein of a film like Delicatessen. If you like things literal and your idea of imaginative is a superhero film you probably won't like it. Not trying to disparage that, too much, just saying it shouldn't be too hard to figure out if this is your kind of film or not.… Expand

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DavidnbJun 5, 2016

I am perfectly willing to be challenges, even disturbed by a movie, but this disgusting, sadistic piece of garbage goes beyond the pall. For a dystopian vision of the future to work, the audience needs to be able to say, yes, that couldI am perfectly willing to be challenges, even disturbed by a movie, but this disgusting, sadistic piece of garbage goes beyond the pall. For a dystopian vision of the future to work, the audience needs to be able to say, yes, that could happen. I am not referring to the humans the metamorphoses, that is a matter of willing suspension of disbelief, and that's fine, I just don't see any basis to believe this vision of the future could ever happen. I cannot tell you how much I hated this movie.… Expand

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tennisman342May 29, 2016

This movie is absolutely horrible and very disturbing!!! I like quirky independent films, but there is no story here worth telling. It seems to try to come across as a dark drama/comedy set in the future where single people are looked downThis movie is absolutely horrible and very disturbing!!! I like quirky independent films, but there is no story here worth telling. It seems to try to come across as a dark drama/comedy set in the future where single people are looked down upon and must be coupled within 45 days, or be transformed into an animal of their choice. At first you think the movie is trying to point out the ridiculousness of this scenario, and society has gone so far astray to even allow this, with some sympathy directed to how single people may feel from time to time. The problem with this movie is that the humor is so dark and disturbing that it ceases to be funny. Once the movie is not funny, where it is supposed to be, you then try to figure out what it is going for. The story is not that interesting as a drama, the acting is very cardboard, and none of the characters you care about. As the movie progresses, you start itching more for a payoff to the sickening feeling you get from watching the dynamic among each of the characters unfold. After about an hour into the movie, it seems like these go on auto repeat in that the story to be told has been told, and now it is just going through variations of the same thing. I sat through it till around the end. I think it had maybe 10 to 15 minutes more to go, and I just could not take it anymore and me and my wife left. I did not care to see how it ended up. Typically, when I walk out of movies (and do this from time to time), I leave within the first hour. With this move, I kept thinking the end was near, as the running time is reported to be only 119 minutes, but when as things got worse the longer this move went on, I bailed out when it seemed it should have been over a long time ago (or I guess I wanted it to be over a long time ago). Again, one of the worst movies I have ever seen with no re-deeming value. Please save your money and avoid this one.… Expand

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NoahCowardDec 10, 2016

I am giving "The Lobster" a 1 just to be charitable and because it's a pretty good cast. Otherwise, do yourself an enormous favor and skip this movie which critics love. If you watch movies to be entertained, probably not for you. If youI am giving "The Lobster" a 1 just to be charitable and because it's a pretty good cast. Otherwise, do yourself an enormous favor and skip this movie which critics love. If you watch movies to be entertained, probably not for you. If you watch movies to make time slow down, "The Lobster" will do very nicely.

Not necessarily worse than "45 years" but in that conversation.… Expand

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The3AcademySinsJun 7, 2016

An easy contender for Best Picture. I don't think I have ever seen a work of art tackle the quagmire that is love and relationships quite so effectively as The Lobster. If you are single, in a relationship, deeply in love, feel trapped in aAn easy contender for Best Picture. I don't think I have ever seen a work of art tackle the quagmire that is love and relationships quite so effectively as The Lobster. If you are single, in a relationship, deeply in love, feel trapped in a relationship, feel lonely, then you need to see this movie.… Expand

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NerdConsultantMay 13, 2016

The first english speaking film from Greek Director Yorgos Lanthimos and based on the reception i heard from my friends in Greece i was hyped for it, sadly it's not good, whilst this film did have some decent performances in it, it doesn’tThe first english speaking film from Greek Director Yorgos Lanthimos and based on the reception i heard from my friends in Greece i was hyped for it, sadly it's not good, whilst this film did have some decent performances in it, it doesn’t change the fact that this is one of the most pretentious pieces of twaddle that had everyone laughing in the cinema despite the fact that it was meant to be taken 100 percent seriously, the premise is the actors couple off or face being turned into animals, yes, seriously we have to take this 100% seriously , and they have to speak some horrifically awful dialogue. it's a movie that's thinks it's saying more than it really is. I just wanted out of the cinema!… Expand

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roadlawyerJun 6, 2016

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. What a pretentious vile piece of animal torture porn. The lowlight is when a sociopath kicks an innocent dog to death. The director has already established the killer as a psycho. The camera focuses on her bloody shoe. Then the camera cuts to a shot of the dog lying in a pool of its own blood. What a disgusting, pointless exercise in nausea. The shot was utterly gratuitous, inhumane and redundant. I walked out and got a refund. Save your money and make a donation to PETA instead. I will never watch another movie from this perverted lowlife of a director.… Expand

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TrevorsViewDec 13, 2016

If you go on the website for The Lobster, it has a wonderfully clever way of introducing you to the film, as well as what the film is all about. As soon as you enter the site, it will ask you a series of questions that will determine whatIf you go on the website for The Lobster, it has a wonderfully clever way of introducing you to the film, as well as what the film is all about. As soon as you enter the site, it will ask you a series of questions that will determine what second-chance animal you should pick if you do not find love. At the end of the brief quiz, you will be given three choices based on your answers. From there, you have to pick one, and that’s the animal you have to turn into if you do not find the right mate in forty-five days. From there, you can have a second-chance at love as a dog, cat, fish, flamingo, or whatever. My three animals I ended up with was a bison, gorilla, and horse. Of which one I decided to turn into, that is for you to find out.

This strange consideration of our sex life perfectly sums up everything talked about in the European satirical drama, The Lobster, with a call to revision on how an aristocratic society controls our path to satisfaction with a significant other.

What’s shocking is that this dystopian world does not look far off from where we are now. Considering our high expectations surrounding sexual preference and gender roles, filmmakers in Europe knew that it was time to make a psychodrama like this to depict how our revision of sexual stimulation will change in the next few years.

Within this future, we are put in the shoes of David, a loner abandoned by his wife who has become numb over time to light and noise. In fact, neither he nor anyone else in his life show any hint of feeling at all. A calming narration by a mystery woman tells about how he is left to live in a hospital with restricting rules: he can’t keep any of his personal belongings, he must wear one of their identical change of clothes, and within his forty-five day stay there, he must find love with another woman, or be turned into the animal of his choosing. In this case, he chose a lobster for its long lifespan. Whoever the narrator of this story is meant to be, by the film‘s final moments, the cruciality of the voice’s identity will become clear.

In this unsettling world, change for healthy relationships is initiated as they teach the men that they must be dependent on a lover, and the women are taught how their safety is dependent on a man. The staff even goes as far as punishing secret masturbators with a toaster to the hand. If there are any loners hiding out in the moss-infested woods nearby, they are captured by patients with tranquilizer darts and sent to the well-maintained seaside hospital.

The surreal nature of this motion picture feels complete with a disruptive baroque musical, creating a haunting beat you will never remove from your memory. It evokes the lack of apparent fear, making the peacocks and camels seen wandering the woods feel expectant. The only change of thought the characters ever express is when a brother-turned-dog meets an unfortunate fate, and a girl’s failed suicide attempt. It turns out though that creating a world without feeling generates all sorts of challenges for even the greatest of cinema artists.

While the characters certainly don’t feel much, neither does the audience. A motion picture like this one ought to show master over orchestrating the audience to feel what the character’s don’t, which The Lobster does not fully succeed at. It gets harder to keep up with everything as well with the second half, when everything becomes practically a different type of movie with new characters and a new setting.

But it doesn’t make The Lobster any less brilliant in its call to reconsideration of our own emotions. Director Yorgos Lanthimos makes it plainly clear how animals these days have a healthier concept of romance than we people do, as the turnaround of one man chained by unnecessary rules speaks to us.… Expand

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Truth_TellerMay 27, 2016

Don't waste your time! This movie is very bizarre, it feels a lot like a Wes Anderson. For some reason critics always love these very long and boring movies. Maybe they are giving points for "originality" however even though the plot isDon't waste your time! This movie is very bizarre, it feels a lot like a Wes Anderson. For some reason critics always love these very long and boring movies. Maybe they are giving points for "originality" however even though the plot is certainly unique, it is fantasy that is made to be taken seriously. The tone doesn't make sense, the movie doesn't make sense. I came away thinking someone on drugs had made it.

All in all, I gave it a 3/10 for uniqueness, acting, and because I chuckled during one scene.… Expand

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VonSeuxMay 27, 2016

"The lobster" is weird for the sake of being weird... not a movie I can easily recommend. Maybe would be better as a 40 minutes episode of Black Mirror.

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MarioGRSep 30, 2016

From the all time WORST ever movies I have seen in my whole life!
Really pity because some great famous actors are playing in this horrendous film though..
I really regret the time i wasted watching this torturous & deadly depressing excuseFrom the all time WORST ever movies I have seen in my whole life!
Really pity because some great famous actors are playing in this horrendous film though..
I really regret the time i wasted watching this torturous & deadly depressing excuse of a film!
I was only fooled by the exceptional reviews it got from the critics shamefully!
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nutterjrDec 30, 2016

Admittedly I could hardly wait for the new collaboration between the director Yorgos Lanthimos and the screenwriter Efthimis Filippou in their first English speaking feature. And it was yet again a thoroughly stimulating absurd surrealisticAdmittedly I could hardly wait for the new collaboration between the director Yorgos Lanthimos and the screenwriter Efthimis Filippou in their first English speaking feature. And it was yet again a thoroughly stimulating absurd surrealistic dark comedy, unique to its core. Wrapped up with a violently emotive score unfolds a story about finding love against the clock in a concentration camp for loners or turned into a animal of choice. Colin Farrell and Rachel Weisz are great leads and Olivia Colman is an excellent supporting act in a film you won't quickly forget.… Expand

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SchroederRockJun 13, 2016

The Lobster is odd, a bit foreign and sometimes genius. The cast is delightful if a bit strange for the setting and the movie is definitely going to have a hard time appealing to modern comedy fans. Still, while I wasn't overly amused by theThe Lobster is odd, a bit foreign and sometimes genius. The cast is delightful if a bit strange for the setting and the movie is definitely going to have a hard time appealing to modern comedy fans. Still, while I wasn't overly amused by the movie's strange premise, it does invite some fun moments. I'm not really going to recommend this to anyone I know because I have a wider comedic taste than most of my friends and, if I didn't get a big kick out of it, their chances of getting anything is even less.… Expand

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ClariseSamuelsOct 23, 2016

An attempt at a latter-day Theatre of the Absurd, this screenplay does not have the intellectual charm of a Samuel Beckett or Eugene Ionesco, or even for that matter, an Arthur Schnitzler. But with Colin Farrell, Rachel Weisz, Léa Seydoux,An attempt at a latter-day Theatre of the Absurd, this screenplay does not have the intellectual charm of a Samuel Beckett or Eugene Ionesco, or even for that matter, an Arthur Schnitzler. But with Colin Farrell, Rachel Weisz, Léa Seydoux, and Ben Whishaw on board, there is certainly no shortage of talent in this production. The basic premise is a dystopian state that does not allow people to be single. If you ever noted on a Saturday night that our society is a couples’ world, this film takes that observation over the top and into the realm of science fiction, where it may actually qualify for the mild horror genre.

At first the viewer will be intrigued by the drama of a basic dilemma—if you don’t find the perfect match at the hotel to which you are sent, then you will be transformed into the animal of your choice. The film’s protagonist David (Colin Farrell) says he wants to be a lobster if he doesn’t meet his match. A match entails finding someone with whom you share a salient characteristic such as nearsightedness, cold-heartedness, or even a medical condition such as constant nosebleeds. David fakes cold-heartedness to match up with someone he doesn’t care about and is found out. The punishment is severe, so he escapes this sick version of a honeymoon hotel and becomes a “loner,” part of a group of renegades who lives by their wits in the woods. Their leader (Léa Seydoux) is just as bizarre as the Fascist dictators she has rejected. Loners are prohibited from forming relationships with each other, and because they are constantly being hunted, they all have to dig their own grave so as not to inconvenience the others when they are killed.

For most of the film, there is a heavy emphasis on conversation rather than action. Because living in an emotionally suppressed society makes for insipid conversation, these people drone on relentlessly about uneventful trivia. The characters are robotic citizens who talk slowly, react slowly, and are too boring.

David finally finds some meaning in life when he falls in love with an equally nearsighted loner (Rachel Weisz). Thus, the second half of the film is about the dilemma of two loners illegally caught in a romance and the drastic measures to which they resort to escape their fate. The background music is a squeaky violin meant to underline the already unsubtle message of the film—romance has turned into something grim, tawdry, and unrecognizable in this fictional universe. Even true love, rare though it may be, in this context is merely another outlandish and depressing proposition. There is no redemption to be found here, no ray of hope, and the pervasive hopelessness unfortunately tries the viewer’s patience to its limits.… Expand

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LeZeeMay 14, 2016

Another peculiar dystopian tale set in the future.

From the director of the Oscars nominated movie 'Dogtooth'. If you are familiar with his signature movie, you will find it so good. This is not the best movie I had seen that set in theAnother peculiar dystopian tale set in the future.

From the director of the Oscars nominated movie 'Dogtooth'. If you are familiar with his signature movie, you will find it so good. This is not the best movie I had seen that set in the future, but like any other it was another dystopian tale. A black comedy-romance with a decent storyline, performances and overall a nice entertainer.

The pace was very depressing, but I kept hooked to it for its frequent unpredictable scenes. The first act took place in a hotel which is the introduction to the odd world and the situation where the plot opens. When it moved to the 2nd half, especially after Rachel Weisz come into the frame, the entire scenario changed to atypical romance mode and kept that way till the last with a simple twist in the finale.

Colin Ferrell's character was something like the one from the movie 'Her'. But not the same movie, or the theme, except the combination of the genres. It was a good movie, I enjoyed it, but not as much as others say they did. IMPO, it is a one time watch movie for its peculiarness.

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talisencrwAug 22, 2016

This was an odd experience, as I just recently ended a self-imposed 12-year moratorium on relationships, due to a couple of bad ones I had within a short period of time in the early 2000's. It was very intriguing to see a type of dystopiaThis was an odd experience, as I just recently ended a self-imposed 12-year moratorium on relationships, due to a couple of bad ones I had within a short period of time in the early 2000's. It was very intriguing to see a type of dystopia exist in which 'singledom' was so vilified to the point of actually being against the law. I would never have previously thought that such a state of events was possible, but recent trends in 'political correctedness' on the one hand and both religious and political radicalism on the other means that, sadly, nothing is impossible anymore. I thought it was a remarkable idea for a film, and both the soundtrack and cinematography were outstanding. The bizarre script and bold direction brought forth some of the best acting I have yet seen from Colin Ferrell, Rachel Weisz and John C. Reilly, as well.

I'm definitely looking forward to seeing other films by this brazenly original writer/director. Long may his almost-Bunuelian take on things go forth.… Expand

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jrodfilmsJun 4, 2016

the first half is better than the second. its good, but it could have been a lot better. still its worth checking out, i must admit the score can end up being annoying.

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tethysdustSep 27, 2016

The first part of the film was actually quite funny and satirizes attitudes about relationships in an absurd way. I think it would have worked much better for me as a short film. Once the first climax of the plot hit, the film lost myThe first part of the film was actually quite funny and satirizes attitudes about relationships in an absurd way. I think it would have worked much better for me as a short film. Once the first climax of the plot hit, the film lost my interest. I kept watching to the end, but it was just more boring and depressing story that wasn't really lightened anymore by the absurdity of the world.… Expand

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donaldistJun 18, 2016

A dystopian satire in which a totalitarian society runs romance like an airless Kafkaesque nightmare that doesn't work even remotely on an allegorical level- the few pointed moments rest in side comments about the "removal of the bisexualA dystopian satire in which a totalitarian society runs romance like an airless Kafkaesque nightmare that doesn't work even remotely on an allegorical level- the few pointed moments rest in side comments about the "removal of the bisexual option" and "assigning children to fighting couples". Doesn't really matter too much, as the film is damned funny, and if a movie makes me laugh, problems about its grander ambitions seem less significant.
I think I would have really dug this movie if it had stuck to one element of its well-constructed world and really milked it for its worth. "Hapless man attempts to fake heartlessness in order to win over the Heartless Woman" is the best and funniest portion of the film, and really makes for a good logline for a film of its own.
Needlessly precise rating: 63/100, or B… Expand

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AquaMorphAug 6, 2016

This is one of the most interesting and original movies I have seen in a while. It's the type of film that you enjoy while watching but then enjoy even more when you think about it afterwards. The symbolism with pairing is wonderful. The filmThis is one of the most interesting and original movies I have seen in a while. It's the type of film that you enjoy while watching but then enjoy even more when you think about it afterwards. The symbolism with pairing is wonderful. The film is hilarious in a distributing way befitting a great dark comedy. The film is nice to look out with a smart use of a muted color pallet which reflects the feel of the movie.… Expand

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meyersccaMay 13, 2016

Beautiful cinematography, almost felt a bit Wes Anderson-y. The dark humour was great. It slowed down quite a bit towards the end but still kept you intrigued nonetheless.

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whatdafrakJun 2, 2016

This movie had me hooked from the beginning, but the tonal shifts and lack of empathy I had for the characters really put me off toward the end. A noble effort, and one day I may revisit and like it more, but not the homerun I was hoping forThis movie had me hooked from the beginning, but the tonal shifts and lack of empathy I had for the characters really put me off toward the end. A noble effort, and one day I may revisit and like it more, but not the homerun I was hoping for based on the trailer.… Expand

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vesperizerFeb 24, 2019

Wonderfully bizarre and exceptionally thought provoking, "The Lobster" is a film that is so unique and, in its own way, beautiful, that it is hard to define or categorize amongst traditional filmmaking. The director conveys a focused visionWonderfully bizarre and exceptionally thought provoking, "The Lobster" is a film that is so unique and, in its own way, beautiful, that it is hard to define or categorize amongst traditional filmmaking. The director conveys a focused vision with precision and gravitas, yet allows enough room for breathing space. It is needed to digest the heavy philosophical content tackling existentialism and the role of romantic relationships in modern life.… Expand

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phytonixJul 7, 2018

Perhaps one of the best movie ever. I loved it so much it reminds me of everything I love about movies. A must for anyone seriously love movies beyond pure entertainment. Nonetheless, it was quite entertaining to me.

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lancekozJan 18, 2017

I rate it a five, there is about half a good movie in this. It has a funny opening premise, a gloomy satire of some unspoken aspects of society... but then runs out of imagination and humor. In the process, it becomes trivial. The oddlyI rate it a five, there is about half a good movie in this. It has a funny opening premise, a gloomy satire of some unspoken aspects of society... but then runs out of imagination and humor. In the process, it becomes trivial. The oddly robotic acting that most of the characters have becomes annoying after a bit, and everything wears out the original good impression. Could've been fun if much shorter.… Expand