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JoshLuck1995May 22, 2015

THIS IS ABSOLUTE CRAP. DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME. Take the dog for a walk, have a bath, play a game, jump out the window, you will enjoy it more than watching this 0/10

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csw12May 29, 2015

Some moments are so bad they become kinda funny but there is no escaping this horrid, vomit inducing garbage that shows what morons would make for movies today. Surprisingly the grotesque nature of the film wasn't the worst part, it was howSome moments are so bad they become kinda funny but there is no escaping this horrid, vomit inducing garbage that shows what morons would make for movies today. Surprisingly the grotesque nature of the film wasn't the worst part, it was how boring it was.… Expand

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longjetty7Dec 2, 2015

A pathetic excuse for a movie. Human Centipede III is poorly written, poorly executed, needlessly vile, shameless, pointless, illogical, annoying, and boring. The previous two movies set the bar pretty low, but somehow this movie managed toA pathetic excuse for a movie. Human Centipede III is poorly written, poorly executed, needlessly vile, shameless, pointless, illogical, annoying, and boring. The previous two movies set the bar pretty low, but somehow this movie managed to be even worse. It seems as if the director is desperate to make the most disgusting movie ever. On some level he succeeded, but it's not really disgusting in the way that makes some horror movies enjoyable. It's just dumb, and pathetic, and laughably bad. Also, the prison warden's unintelligible antics are especially grating. Spare yourself 102 minutes and go watch something else, anything else.… Expand

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iispyderiiDec 8, 2015

I don't care that it's disturbing. Torture porns are fine. But this movie really is god awful. Watch the first one and be done with the series.

The first was interesting because it was new but everything just declined from there. Tom sixI don't care that it's disturbing. Torture porns are fine. But this movie really is god awful. Watch the first one and be done with the series.

The first was interesting because it was new but everything just declined from there. Tom six is a terrible writer and director.… Expand

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lilkillpappyMay 28, 2015

I expected to be disturbed, grossed out, freaked out, weirded out. I expected to hate it because it was too graphic and sickening, but ultimately I hate this film because it was so incredibly boring. That's pretty much the only way toI expected to be disturbed, grossed out, freaked out, weirded out. I expected to hate it because it was too graphic and sickening, but ultimately I hate this film because it was so incredibly boring. That's pretty much the only way to describe this film. Boring, boring, and more boring.… Expand

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clarky241May 27, 2015

I do not go into the Human Centipede films with any expectation of greatness - I watch them out of curiosity, I watch them because after every instalment, Tom Six promises that the next entry will be even more offensive than the last. And II do not go into the Human Centipede films with any expectation of greatness - I watch them out of curiosity, I watch them because after every instalment, Tom Six promises that the next entry will be even more offensive than the last. And I admit it, I'm intrigued, and so I allow myself to experience them. After the last film, one of the most revolting pieces of cinema I've ever seen, Six stated that the sequel would make the former look like a Disney movie (or some similar analogy). Taking that in mind, I went into The Human Centipede with the expectation that I would want to turn it off halfway through. And that's exactly what happened, though not for the reasons I imagined. I was bored. Horrendously, horribly bored. This franchise, though not exquisite film making, has at least managed to keep my attention in the past. But throughout this sequel, I was always unsure at what exactly the film was trying to be. Was it a comedy? It seemed to want to be, but Dieter Laser screaming all of his lines in what I perceived to be an attempt at an American accent only made for a one-joke pony, and that joke became stale pretty damn quickly. Indeed, the style in which Laser delivers his lines renders the film almost unwatchable. So, not a comedy then. A horror film? On paper, it is body horror, but the "centipede" of the title doesn't appear until around fifteen minutes before the end of the film, and despite being 500 people long, is nowhere near as disturbing as the DIY-attempt by Laurence R. Harvey (who also appears here as Laser's assistant) in the previous film. The lighting throughout the film diminishes it of any creepy atmosphere; unlike its predecessor, The Human Centipede 3 isn't in black and white, and almost, if not all of the scenes are set in the day time in a desert environment. So not a horror film, then. An exploitation film? Of the genres I've mentioned, exploitation certainly comes closest. But as I mentioned at the beginning of my review, this is some of the most boring exploitation I've ever seen. Sure the only female in the entire movie is used by a sex object by the antagonist, sure there's a scene in which a prisoner is waterboarded with boiling water, sure there's a scene in which a man is graphically and violently castrated on screen, but in terms of making the last movie look like a Disney film? Absolutely not; the lacklustre presentation of the titular centipede alone is enough to know that The Human Centipede 3 is nowhere near as gory and gratuitously brutal as its predecessor. This series was never going to be a magnum opus, (at least, not according to anyone other than Tom Six), but it's a... shame? that it has to end with an entry so dull and deflated.… Expand

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DavidV293May 22, 2015

This is the movie that made it to the worst movie ever made in movie history. An let me tell you why. The movie is cheesy, hilarious, and just stupid. There are no words on how this movie can be the worst of all time.

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Prudence94Jun 12, 2015

If there was a way to give movies a less than 0 and this one would certainly get it.... I mean,the prequels weren't that good either,but they were acceptable, this one is just,I don't know,awful.... It's just 102 minutes of this pervertedIf there was a way to give movies a less than 0 and this one would certainly get it.... I mean,the prequels weren't that good either,but they were acceptable, this one is just,I don't know,awful.... It's just 102 minutes of this perverted Nazi shouting nonsense....
To all those who want to watch this movie,believe me,it's just not worth it.....… Expand

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MattBrady99May 24, 2015

As I said before my curiosity is my true enemy.

The story in this third entry of the Human Centipede series, with returning stars Dieter Laser and Laurence R. Harvey banding together as a new villainous duo aspiring to connect over 500As I said before my curiosity is my true enemy.

The story in this third entry of the Human Centipede series, with returning stars Dieter Laser and Laurence R. Harvey banding together as a new villainous duo aspiring to connect over 500 human bodies together.

Do any of you remember my review of The Human Centipede 2 where I said I'm not going to watch the other one just because I was that grossed out and angry at the time, and I also didn't know they were making a third movie at the time of that review. I just found out a couple of days about this movie and how it was the final which I had the thought of "Oh god I'm going to watch no matter what I'm I", and I sure did. I know some of you are thinking "Matt why on earth would you watch this movie since you hated the last two movies and what are expecting from this disgusting film series". I know I should know better and I originally had no plans on seeing this one since I still think the second movie is the worst horror movie ever made, but since I already seen and review the first and second movie I thought to myself "Why not finish this horrible franchise of torture porn". These no surprise this movie sucked big time but what really surprise me is how boring the movie is.

I hate the fact that this movie is self aware of the others movies as the character's watch and talk about them and how they look like them even when it's the same actor. The other thing that really grinds my gears while watching this movie is how the character's treat the movie director Tom Six (Yes he's in this movie playing himself) like a god to film making, even when he's not and he's just another Eli Roth clone.

Dieter Laser makes a return in this movie and his acting in this movie is so over the top crewing up the scenery that it got to the point that it annoyed the crap out. His character in the movie is so annoying I mean oh my god although the movie he never stops yelling and he was being a total tool to everyone around him. I mean every scene this guy is on he's always screaming, knocking things over and yelling on the top of his lungs and it really got on my nerves to the point were I turned down the volume just to enjoy the silence.

The whole movie is deep inside and out ugly just ugliness. Everybody in this movie is awful human being and how this movie treats women is unspeakably awful.

Now Human Centipede 3 isn't as horrid or disgusting as the second movie I mean I almost throw up watching that movie. Yeah you get your graphic and gory violence in this one, but this time I didn't feel the need to throw up and take a shower every minute like the second made me do.

Overall The Human Centipede 3 is a dull mindless Peace of sh*t gory feast that only sick in the head people would find enjoyment.… Expand

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BIGBenXJul 1, 2015

dumb, stupid and in general embarassing movie.
this makes mankind look very, very bad.
Some day in the future, aliens will visit our planet and see this movie. What will they think?
This is embarassing and sick

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iCCMay 22, 2015

This deserves claps, you have to be creative, or just an insane prick with mental diseases to make a movie so bad like this, this is literaly completely and utter crap, Tom Six should not be allowed to direct movies but to born again andThis deserves claps, you have to be creative, or just an insane prick with mental diseases to make a movie so bad like this, this is literaly completely and utter crap, Tom Six should not be allowed to direct movies but to born again and clean his creepy and awful mind. Terrible acting, Terrible plot, this was made just to shock.… Expand

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OrudomonkiMay 24, 2015

This movie is so horrible, I can't even believe that there are three movies like this? Is the bar this low these days? Tom Six is a disgrace to this world.

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MrMovieBuffFeb 1, 2016

To save myself some time from reviewing the first two so-called "films"...here are my summaries before getting to this one.

'The Human Centipede (First Sequence)' (2010) (Rating: 0/10) Original, but sick and demented, while Dieter LaserTo save myself some time from reviewing the first two so-called "films"...here are my summaries before getting to this one.

'The Human Centipede (First Sequence)' (2010) (Rating: 0/10) Original, but sick and demented, while Dieter Laser may seem inspired to play a villain, what was supposed to be scary and disturbing turned out to be unintentionally funny and disgusting. Three humans stitched together and being treated like some kind of dog just seems like an idea for a comedy.

'The Human Centipede 2 (Full Sequence)' (2011) (Rating 0/10) A film so messed up and revolting, that it couldn't get passed the BBFC (British Board of Film Classification) until 32 scenes were cut. But even then, it's still shockingly bad in terms of its story which involves an obsessed torture-porn fan kidnapping several people and stapling them together and attempting to even rape the centipede. How Tom Six (writer and director) didn't go to jail for even thinking like this is beyond me.

Now we get to this, the most anticipated sequel which gets yet ANOTHER rare zero out of ten rating.

Dieter Laser is loud and annoying, even more annoying than Jar Jar Binks of "Star Wars" or Mudflap and Skids from 'Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen' (2009). His constant screaming makes you want to rip out your ears and twist your brain with a drill.

If I had to pick several words on how to describe this, what people call a "film", it would be; disgusting, vile, ugly, offensive, degrading, shocking, annoying, obnoxious, ill-hearted, cynical, horrific, time-wasting, sloppy, bastardizing, freaky, damning, hate-filled...and just more you might find in a negative dictionary.

Plus, what on earth was Eric Roberts doing in this movie?… Expand

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robertoiglesiasMar 16, 2018

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. The first sequence was a tiny bit scary and super gross.
The full sequence was less scary and less disgusting.
This final sequence isn't scary, isn't disgusting at all, and can either be laughable for how stupid it is and then destroying it or so stupid you throw the movie away without finishing it.
First, the centipede was 3 people. Then is was 12 which then was 10 actually. And now it's 500 people? SUPER RIDICULOUS!
I am done with this stupid series. Tom Six should be beaten up for this.… Expand

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bfoore90Oct 16, 2019

The 1 is for Eric Roberts, who i genuinely feel awful for having to partake in this bastard of a film in a awful film series.