The Emoji Movie

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ChocolateMintJul 29, 2017

"I aint paying for that crap" -My Dad 2017 Seriously though, don't waste your time on this piece of crap. Honestly one of the worst movies my parents and I have seen in our lives.

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GUMbellsOct 6, 2017

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. This Is A Movie. THIS BECAME A MOVIE! WHO HAD AN IDEA ABOUT LITTLE FACES THAT PEOPLE USE ON ARE FRICKIN PHONE BECAME A FRICKIN MOVIE

the animation looks nice BUT EVERYTHING ELSE IS HORRIBLE

HERE IS A SPOILER
NOTHING HAPPENS THAT IS INTERESTING........ CHARTERERS SUCK STORY SUCKS EVERYTHING IN THIS MOVIE SUCKS.....GOD NATION… Expand

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noshighJul 28, 2017

They cancelled The Popeye's movie for this disgusting crap. What were they thinking? Hide your kids from this terrible movie, and have them watch something else.

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RottenDaHamSep 26, 2017

bad, awful, mediocre, cliché, unfunny, waste of time, predictable, disgusting, horrible, terrible, unoriginal plot, cringeworthy and shameless are the words that describe the best this huge pile of trash called a movie

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stanley834Jul 28, 2017

Seriously, do not watch this horrible tripe. Emoticons prominent in cellphones should not exist in a movie. Skip this and put it in the garbage bin where it belongs.

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AnHonestCriticJul 29, 2017

It's about as good as the poop emoji in the movie. Watching this would be wasted time and a new lack of a meaning in life. Cliches, boring characters, generic characters, and enough of the same to accurately plot the entire story without evenIt's about as good as the poop emoji in the movie. Watching this would be wasted time and a new lack of a meaning in life. Cliches, boring characters, generic characters, and enough of the same to accurately plot the entire story without even watching the first minute. Do not watch this piece of crap.… Expand

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jacoobi456Sep 11, 2017

Awful script:

The hand emoji (James Corden) says 'hashtag truth' and 'hashtag blessed' on two separate occasions... oh boy. Generic, soppy lines that are meant to develop the characters emotionally (keyword being MEANT). Awful characters:Awful script:

The hand emoji (James Corden) says 'hashtag truth' and 'hashtag blessed' on two separate occasions... oh boy. Generic, soppy lines that are meant to develop the characters emotionally (keyword being MEANT).

Awful characters:

You couldn't care less about Gene and his stupid face, or his sidekick and Jailbreak. Even the 'subplot' with his parents is deplorable, so predictable and I know the comedy is meant (again, keyword being MEANT) to be that they're 'meh' emojis, none of the scenes were they expressed their love for each other were good. NONE. Just some yellow-faced wastes of code walking around for their son that abandoned them. Completely predictable plot.

Other things I can't be bothered to explain:

Dance sequences that outstay their welcome by the total time they're on screen.
Absurd, ridiculous amount of product placement. I mean, they legitimately explain how Candy Crush works and how to play it. A main 'plot' is them reaching Dropbox.... Who thought this was a good idea? WHO?? Just a disgrace on all these actors/actresses CVs.… Expand

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ryanlikemoviesJul 29, 2017

this blcokbuster is shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

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MrTacoBobJul 29, 2017

First of all what the heck and also this movie reminds me of Wreck it Ralph. A type of electronic doesn't want to be the thing they are and tries to change it but an enemy tries to stop the two. Yea...what the heck. At least Wreck It RalphFirst of all what the heck and also this movie reminds me of Wreck it Ralph. A type of electronic doesn't want to be the thing they are and tries to change it but an enemy tries to stop the two. Yea...what the heck. At least Wreck It Ralph was creative and had a meaning but the Emoji Movie is awful and has nothing going for it.… Expand

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Michael_Stars_5Aug 11, 2017

To be fully honest, I don't think the english language has the words that express my pure hate for The Emoji Movie. I can only say this; it is certainly, extremely awful. I don't even think this qualifies as a film, it has horrifyingTo be fully honest, I don't think the english language has the words that express my pure hate for The Emoji Movie. I can only say this; it is certainly, extremely awful. I don't even think this qualifies as a film, it has horrifying animation, god-awful voice acting and I don't think people have mentioned enough that Patrick Stewart voices a piece of crap.… Expand

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uudd40Jul 31, 2017

I didn't even watch the movie but if you think about it, do you really need to watch a movie this retarded looking to give it a zero score. No. I cannot believe they canceled the Popeye for this garbage.

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BananaLuizJul 28, 2017

but what is this? First the film has a completely stupid idea, and had the chance to at least use it in a competent way and neither did, I do not believe my eyes saw that **** they want to call a movie

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Eugen_208Jul 28, 2017

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. This movie is a total trash, seriously... What a waste of time for the producers to actually work on this bad movie. This is all of my review to be honest...… Expand

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LeoYupJul 28, 2017

It's the best, the best film that can be forgot at any time. Kids love it and i don't love it in anyway. Anything is pretty weird in this film.(Meh)..

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emojimovietrashJul 28, 2017

I watched it as a joke, hoping to garner some kind of ironic enjoyment, only to be left wanting to tie the noose tighter. You'd be better off watching Bee Movie if you're coming in for a bit of a gaff. Please stay away from this bland, cookieI watched it as a joke, hoping to garner some kind of ironic enjoyment, only to be left wanting to tie the noose tighter. You'd be better off watching Bee Movie if you're coming in for a bit of a gaff. Please stay away from this bland, cookie cutter piece of garbage.… Expand

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emojimovieJul 28, 2017

Everyday we stray further from God’s light. This film is nothing short of a waste of Earth's resources. All traces of the Emoji Movie should be collected onto a rocket and fired into space in the shortest path to the Sun.

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SegakiJul 28, 2017

Nobody wanted this movie. When it was first announced everybody laughed at how stupid of an idea it was. They made it anyways. And it was as terrible as everyone knew it would be.

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StartackerJul 28, 2017

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. This was an absolute dumpster fire of a film and I'd rather stick forks in my eyes than watch it again. None of the characters have any redeeming qualities and the movie makes no attempt at making you like them. The story was bland and recyclable to the point where I felt nothing when they were in danger. They cancelled the Popeye movie for this.… Expand

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CorylnTheHouseJul 29, 2017

what the **** is this
why is patrick stewart playing the poo poo character
and why did i even watch a film named "emoji movie"
what the **** is wrong with me

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ZapNorrisJul 29, 2017

This movie made me seriously ill. Every time i close my eyes, all i can see it that godforsaken yellow emoji staring into my soul. I feel physical pain every time i think about this hellspawn that is put before my eyes. If North Korea decidesThis movie made me seriously ill. Every time i close my eyes, all i can see it that godforsaken yellow emoji staring into my soul. I feel physical pain every time i think about this hellspawn that is put before my eyes. If North Korea decides to nuke us, i wouldn't even be mad. Just please, remove the film from existence. I need immediate medical attention.… Expand

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TeemolandiaJul 29, 2017

Mala pelicula, no tiene sentido ir a verla, mejor usa el tiempo en otra cosa como en leer un libro o ver una mejor pelicula que esta,no la recomiendo para nada

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EugueneKrabsJul 29, 2017

The emoji movie is dabtastic xdd wh0evar thereisn'th' enougth
hardcore emoji movie sex xd benis xddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

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HattyxJul 29, 2017

One of the best **** ever i mean, theres no point, it's awful, it's bad animated and a lot of things i really hate this movie. i could spend that money in a Steam game but noooo my friend wanted to see the emoji movie. Please die.

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RendedAsunderJul 30, 2017

This left me with the feeling that seeing it had rent my soul asunder. I never thought a movie could be worse than M.Night Shamallama's The Last Airbender,but dear god was I wrong. Never in my life have I wished that I could rate a film belowThis left me with the feeling that seeing it had rent my soul asunder. I never thought a movie could be worse than M.Night Shamallama's The Last Airbender,but dear god was I wrong. Never in my life have I wished that I could rate a film below zero until I saw this pathetic excuse for a film. Honestly, I enjoyed the trailers before the movie more than I enjoyed the movie. My favorite part was when the screen went black and didn't continue giving me reasons to remove my own eyes due to what they've seen.

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GreasyrusianpigJul 31, 2017

Nfkrz said their vids are not delicious...

He was rightNfkrz said their vids are not delicious...

He was right

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emojimoviesucksJul 31, 2017

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EmoticonmovieJul 31, 2017

This movie is an abortion of the highest magnitude, and even whilst writing this review I'm still coming off of the inhalant high I have been on for the pas few days to remove the physical pain caused to me by this hellspawn. I have watchedThis movie is an abortion of the highest magnitude, and even whilst writing this review I'm still coming off of the inhalant high I have been on for the pas few days to remove the physical pain caused to me by this hellspawn. I have watched 12 second pornos with better acting than this piece of **** and how I am even able to write this is amazing considering I lost practically all of my brain cells from viewing this so-called film (which is more comparable with a **** war-crime).I illegally streamed this movie and I still want my money back. I can't **** fathom that the Popeye's movie was cancelled for this ass cancer. This movie only proves that God lives in heaven because he lives in fear of what he has created. And if north Korea decides to nuke us, I just hope Sony Pictures Animation goes up in flames too.… Expand

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Jadhostgamer072Jul 31, 2017

This movie literally had no purpose. The Popeye Movie would have been better if they didn't make this. I knew that this movie would get bad reviews. Man, I hate Sony so much. Why does this even exist, I feel like dying now.

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Grandmaster2207Jul 31, 2017

The Emoji Movie is an example about how you can't use an stupid an authistic thematic for a movie. Especially when you will copy plots of movies which did a better work than this. Please, don't watch it.
#HailGrasa

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upsetmoviegoerAug 1, 2017

DO NOT WASTE YOUR MONEY. MY LITTLE BROTHER AND SISTER WERE SO BORED AND ANNOYED WITH THIS CRAPPY MOVIE, I TOOK THEM TO SEE SPIDER-MAN INSTEAD. HORRIBLE FLAT PLOT, ANNOYING FLAT JOKES, THIS MOVIE IS COMPLETE TRASH AND AN OBVIOUS MONEY GRAB.

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ArkalaAug 1, 2017

Please, no more a thing like this... seriously, humanity is already messed to bear a thing like this movie. Bring your kids far from this crap, it's not "fun", it's something of stupid that will burn their neurons.

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bamababeAug 2, 2017

what a crappy movie!!! guess i shouldnt be surprised after the actors applauded themselves that "this is our chance to push our progressive agenda onto children", that the movie would be so void of actual story and anything funny... look atwhat a crappy movie!!! guess i shouldnt be surprised after the actors applauded themselves that "this is our chance to push our progressive agenda onto children", that the movie would be so void of actual story and anything funny... look at Inside Out, same chance to push certain opinions, but with a story and laughs, and something for people to enjoy at the core of it...stop trying to (in tj millers own words), "use this movie to push back against Trump"...its a KIDS MOVIE, make it something fun, that parents will want to take their kids to, and buy, and dress up as for halloween, we dont need you to force your political opinions on us in the form of a winky smiley face or a pile of poop...thanks tho!! smh… Expand

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CobaltOreAug 2, 2017

This movie is cancer go play a block game or something like that tsk tsk, Terraria, tsk tsk, Minecraft

PS: I haven't watched this but the ratings gave me a tumor. Not Really this movie need to do what Skeppy said, "look at ur skin" "uThis movie is cancer go play a block game or something like that tsk tsk, Terraria, tsk tsk, Minecraft

PS: I haven't watched this but the ratings gave me a tumor.

Not Really
this movie need to do what Skeppy said,
"look at ur skin"
"u should consider suicide" -Skeppy 2017

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keatonmerrellAug 3, 2017

How do i accurately detail the absolute hells cape that is The Emoji Movie. The entire time I was watching it I was feeling real life pain due to some of the most cringey, depressing, and unironic writing I have ever seen in a blockbusterHow do i accurately detail the absolute hells cape that is The Emoji Movie. The entire time I was watching it I was feeling real life pain due to some of the most cringey, depressing, and unironic writing I have ever seen in a blockbuster film. The half-baked social commentary was both unintelligent and by-the-numbers when it came to feminism, being who you are, and honesty in relationships; but the downright glaringly awkward issue of the role of technology (or even product placement) in our lives was lost on the makers of this fine movie.… Expand

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YacriticAug 3, 2017

All evidence points to this animated film being contrived as a money-making scheme. "Hey, we can create a cheap CGI movie and make companies pay for the celeb voices in advance by inserting their brands in the film!" The result is worse thanAll evidence points to this animated film being contrived as a money-making scheme. "Hey, we can create a cheap CGI movie and make companies pay for the celeb voices in advance by inserting their brands in the film!" The result is worse than crass, it's abominably bad. It's so bad that the film has been stuck in production limbo for a decade and it hasn't aged well. The CGI, the story and the one-liners (oh God, the one-liners...) all bear the mark of genuine and profound incompetence, a complete lack of even the most most rudimentary story-telling skills.

What passes for a narrative revolves around supermarket brands coming to life at night. Rex Dogtective (yeah, go ahead and try to laugh at that one), voiced by Charlie Sheen, mourns his lost love but must soon save his supermarket city from the evil, impersonal Brand X. With the help of ... ah, who cares?

Foodfight! will bore, offend and anger you at the same time, such is its unprecedented badness. Please don't watch it.… Expand

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MrDylanyayAug 5, 2017

One of the worst movies that I have ever seen. Luckily, I didn't pay to watch the movie. If you want to watch a good movie, go watch Shrek, Shrek 2, Shrek The Third, Shrek Forever After, or the Bee Movie.

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AquamemeAug 5, 2017

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Traps are gay And so you are Why Hitler didn't win?
Why are we still alive?
Do ppl realy like this?
This movie is like horse ****
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KarlisKoolAug 8, 2017

Awful. most hard movie to watch. Probably the worst movie EVER! Well there's also pixels. Rating = 0.00000. Never watch this, EVER. Emojis are bad enough never mind a movie.

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DylanFarstveetAug 9, 2017

why would Sony animations make a movie about such a waste of human knowledge such as emojis in the first place let alone make a movie about them, i am honestly not surprised this movie is the lowest rated movie on IMDB, it is pretty obviouswhy would Sony animations make a movie about such a waste of human knowledge such as emojis in the first place let alone make a movie about them, i am honestly not surprised this movie is the lowest rated movie on IMDB, it is pretty obvious this movie was just a failed way to cash in on the idiot, brain dead morons who went to see this waste of pixels
and even worse, it's not entertaining because they all get home before alex deletes everything, just as you'd expect, and the cliche lives happily ever after the end, why would someone make such a waste of screen time???… Expand

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as1anSep 2, 2017

A bunch of old people tried to appeal to millennials and created this abomination of a movie. Fun to watch ironically with the boys and laugh at the horrific attempts at humor though. I don`t even see kids enjoying this garbage.

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v0Black_CloudsSep 1, 2017

I can sum up "The Emoji Movie" in a few words: Unoriginal, boring, stupid, dumb plot, characters that serve no purpose, terrible, full of ads, unfunny jokes and of course: the movie itself. Don't waste your money on the emoji movie. ItsI can sum up "The Emoji Movie" in a few words: Unoriginal, boring, stupid, dumb plot, characters that serve no purpose, terrible, full of ads, unfunny jokes and of course: the movie itself. Don't waste your money on the emoji movie. Its really crap. The worst thing is that it comes from sony. Playstation-sony. Cloudy with a chance of meatballs-sony. HOTEL TRANSYLVANIA-SONY!!!. Im dissapointed.… Expand

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LilahkizOct 16, 2017

The most lamest film ever this movie tries to be like micheal bay films with advertisement but at least no EXPLOSIONS basically this movie is boring, characters are weak, the plot rips-off "Inside out" and "Wreck it Ralph" (which are superiorThe most lamest film ever this movie tries to be like micheal bay films with advertisement but at least no EXPLOSIONS basically this movie is boring, characters are weak, the plot rips-off "Inside out" and "Wreck it Ralph" (which are superior films). The idea of an Emoji movie is terrible in my opinion.… Expand

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AnarchSep 19, 2017

I don't even need to explain why this is bad, just look at the pictures, it's god awful in every single way, there is NOTHING even close to enjoyable in this movie.

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chris_nunez73Oct 14, 2017

Do not watch this movie. This is the most generic pandering piece of **** if you do watch it please pirate it online.Because i swear this is basically a giant advertisment. You know what...it would be better to smash your head into a wall forDo not watch this movie. This is the most generic pandering piece of **** if you do watch it please pirate it online.Because i swear this is basically a giant advertisment. You know what...it would be better to smash your head into a wall for 98 minuets,because at least you would have a bigger affect on that wall than this movie had a affect on human culture.0/10 don't watch!!!… Expand

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MLPNASCARFan18Oct 16, 2017

Sony woke up one morning and said "We're going to open up an Animation studio" The Emoji Movie is a complete joke in Hollywood history right next to Garbage Pail Kids and I cannot believe they had the nerve create such vulgarity. SeriouslySony woke up one morning and said "We're going to open up an Animation studio" The Emoji Movie is a complete joke in Hollywood history right next to Garbage Pail Kids and I cannot believe they had the nerve create such vulgarity. Seriously our children deserve way better then this slime!!!… Expand

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M1N5KMay 9, 2018

This movie is one big advertisement. The emoji movie needs movie to remind you that it is a movie.

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NonProfessionalOct 28, 2017

Its just like eating maggot infested trash while someone is grinding their nails on a chalkboard, and its a waste of your money and your time, so just skip this one, or you will be very very disappointed with the money you wasted on this movie.

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BLueGamer015Dec 5, 2017

One wordOne word Aful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!… Expand

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matt0909Jan 6, 2018

Where do I even start with this movie. It's awful in almost every single category. It has cringe-worthy acting, boring plot, bad characters and bad directing. Movies like this make me question what movies from this generation are turningWhere do I even start with this movie. It's awful in almost every single category. It has cringe-worthy acting, boring plot, bad characters and bad directing. Movies like this make me question what movies from this generation are turning into.

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gtwistNov 26, 2017

The Emoji Movie is one of those rare movies that has the perfect balance of cringe and sheer stupidity to make me want to put a gun in my mouth. Thanks Emoji Movie!

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TheKillerNLDec 27, 2021

I don't recommend this movie at all, I recommend you watch your own life before watching this movie.

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DoritoFan80Jan 5, 2018

First of all , what in the holy mother of god is this disaster?It's so bad that I think it will get the award of worst movie of all time.

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Naruto78909Mar 28, 2018

The emoji movie is the worst thing in the world the entire movie is really boring and its mostly ads for mobile stuff like just dance Dropbox and candy crush this movie is garbage cancer trash and awful and extremely bad

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CyberRobotnixMay 18, 2018

Please delete this movie from existence, this is a JOKE and the biggest scam ever made. Hell, even the metascore is low af, despite that the metacritics are often less critical than the normal reviewers (i.e: Look at the metascore of MetalPlease delete this movie from existence, this is a JOKE and the biggest scam ever made. Hell, even the metascore is low af, despite that the metacritics are often less critical than the normal reviewers (i.e: Look at the metascore of Metal Gear Survive).… Expand

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PancaikMan1337Dec 30, 2017

Easily the worst movie of this year. Easily one of the worst movies ever made. Possibly the worst movie ever made. Boring, bland, pandering, already outdated the moment it released... There is nothing good about this movie.

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Wafflepiegon72Feb 20, 2018

Trash trash trash trash. I can’t believe that people made this. Everything is a product placement. This movie is the worst thing made by the film industry

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Kfel17Jun 17, 2018

this is the worst movie ever i used to think frozen was bad but this movie is awful

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APoptropicanGalFeb 13, 2018

Really, Sony? This is what you thought as an idea for a movie? A movie about emojis? Why, just why? I'm going to give it an F.

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SoulWarfareMar 4, 2018

God is dead and you will know it after seeing this movie.

God is dead and you will know it after seeing this movie.

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CMZMar 24, 2018

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Plot: The Film Focuses On An Emoji Named Gene Who Is The “Meh” Emoji (T.J. Miller) Who Has Other Emotions Besides “Meh”. The Film Takes Place In Textopia Which Is Essentially The Environment For The Emoji Characters. The Emoji’s Must Stick To Their One Emotions And Cannot Feel Any Other Emotion. Eager To Fit In With Society With The Other Emojis, Gene Recruits The Help Of Best Friend Hi-5 (James Corden) And The Code Hacker Emoji Jailbreak (Anna Farris). Together, They Go On A Mission Through The Apps On The Phone To Find The Code That Will Fix Gene. But When A Greater Threat Threatens The Phone, The Fate Of All Emojis Depends On These Three Unlikely Friends Who Must Save Their Environment Before Tt's Deleted Forever. Not Gonna Lie, I Wasn’t That Interested In This Film In The First Place. This Movie Is Utter Garbage And Just A Cheap Cash In At The Soul Sake Of Selling A God Damn Product.

Acting/Characters: The Acting Is Terrible, And The Characters Suck And You Just Don’t Care About. The Main Characters Are Annoying And I Just Them To **** Die Already. The Villain Is Non Threating And Comes Off As Annoying. Patrick Stewart Plays The **** Emoji Which Is A Completely Waste Of Talent Nuff Said There. Not Even Him Could Save This Thing.

Writing/Pacing: The Writing Is Just Utter **** The Humor Is Lazy, The Jokes Are Cringe-Enducingly Terrible. This Pacing Is Way Too **** Long. It Is Only An Hour 26 Minutes And Feels Like It’s Going On Forever And My God It Is So Boring! I Realize It’s A Kids, But It Doesn’t Have To Insult My **** Intelligence. The Jokes Are So Mindless And So **** Stupid. It’s Just LAZY! LAZY LAZY LAZY!!!!! There Is No Reason For This Movie To Exist. The Plot Is Just Stupid And Goes No Where. There Is Barely Any Time And Effort Put Into To It. NONE Of The Jokes Are **** Clever At All. It’s Generic And Overall The Writing Is Just Terrible. The Film Ends With You Guessed? Yep. A **** Dance Sequence. The Idea That Drop Box Is An Important Plot Point In This **** Movie Is Stupid. The Mindless App References Were Tedious. It May Have Tried To Be Clever But It Failed MISERABLY!!!!

Animation: Animation Is Garbage. It’s Flashing And It’s So **** Bright It Makes My Eyes Wanna Bleed. That’s How **** Bad It Is. Trust Me It’s That Painful.

Overall Opinion: This Movie Is Utter Garbage And Just A Cheap Cash In At The Soul Sake Of Selling A God Damn Product. It’s Boring And Lazy With Terrible Writing, Terrible Humor, Bad Acting, And Overall Is A Film That SHOULD NOT HAVE Existed.
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NIneTailKitsuneApr 2, 2018

More of an advertisement for various applications you can get on your smartphone than an animated film that should have good characters and an engaging story.

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SpriggangirlApr 10, 2018

I saw this sack of **** of a movie, and it bore the hell outta me for all reasons. Don't ever waste your time on this garbage.

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ihatemylifeJul 8, 2018

Nao se engane com a animaçao bem feita e com o cenario colorido.antes de eu ver esse filme eu achei que ia ser muito bom e fui eu la assistir e pela minha surpresa eu descobri que era horrivel.o filme tem uma historia bem fraquinha.na realNao se engane com a animaçao bem feita e com o cenario colorido.antes de eu ver esse filme eu achei que ia ser muito bom e fui eu la assistir e pela minha surpresa eu descobri que era horrivel.o filme tem uma historia bem fraquinha.na real nao assista isso… Expand

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MadHouseKillerApr 23, 2018

This movie is not even worthy of 1 star. There is so much that could have achieved on this theme but the studio makers decided to go the lazy way and make a movie that is only appropriate for babies between the age of 1-4 because what theyThis movie is not even worthy of 1 star. There is so much that could have achieved on this theme but the studio makers decided to go the lazy way and make a movie that is only appropriate for babies between the age of 1-4 because what they will see is bright colors and... that's it. for anyone above the age of 5, this movie is pathetic. I hope Sony learns from this and put at least 5-10 percent of work into their "art". This is hands the down the biggest abomination of filmmaking since Superbabies baby geniuses 2 and the movie which had the budget of 200 dollars called "Who Killed Captain Alex" is a million times better than this load of feces. That movie had passion and people who really wanted to make a movie despite the bad production and limited or no resources to make it. I gave that movie a solid 8 out of 10 and this multi-million dollars budget movie a 0/10. That speaks in volume.… Expand

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nadiacloudJun 12, 2018

Such a terrible movie. Very childish, horribly written, tried to be funny, poop gaged film. Do NOT recommend it to anyone.

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mariussJun 20, 2018

probally the worst animation moivie in the entire stack.

it is ungodly. theres no style whatsovever. its a complete mishmash.... of garbage. i would rather watch the last jedi,i woud rather watch the last knight and pacivic rim uprisingprobally the worst animation moivie in the entire stack.

it is ungodly.

theres no style whatsovever.

its a complete mishmash.... of garbage.

i would rather watch the last jedi,i woud rather watch the last knight and pacivic rim uprising

i thought,i knew wat bad movies where,i thought i was prepared.

but i was wrong.… Expand

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MrGreenBananaAug 8, 2018

I had to watch this with my little brother, as he really wanted to see it and I for some reason obliged. DEAR GOD I REGRET THAT DECISION!!! The Emoji "Movie" is nothing but a 90 minute advertisement! Everywhere I look is product placement,I had to watch this with my little brother, as he really wanted to see it and I for some reason obliged. DEAR GOD I REGRET THAT DECISION!!! The Emoji "Movie" is nothing but a 90 minute advertisement! Everywhere I look is product placement, product placement, PRODUCT PLACEMENT! Sure, some movies, like The Lego Movie, were huge advertisements. But at least The Lego Movie was good! It had a decent story, great characters, an awesome soundtrack, and... Well it's Lego. This, on the other hand, is by no means good. You know something funny? The Emoji Movie's message is to "be yourself". Want kids to be themselves, huh? TAKE YOUR OWN F*@$ING ADVICE!!! The story has been done a million times over. I don't even remember a SINGLE song from the movie. The characters all feel like rip-offs of characters from other, much better movies (i.e. Jailbreak is basically Wild Style). And the "jokes" couldn't be less funny. I actually had to take a break and play on my 3DS for a few minutes just to get through this abomination! Please, for the love of all things Holy, NEVER WATCH THIS GODFORSAKEN MOVIE!!!… Expand

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ReveiwingmanJul 30, 2018

Now first let me say something. This movie is an extremely blatant rip off of the Disney animation, Inside Out. It was quite a successful film, so I think that when they made this movie they were extremely wrong. In every way imaginable, thisNow first let me say something. This movie is an extremely blatant rip off of the Disney animation, Inside Out. It was quite a successful film, so I think that when they made this movie they were extremely wrong. In every way imaginable, this movie was bad. The plot was rubbish, it is a massive advertisement for numerous apps, such as candy crush and dropbox. And last of all, it was just cringe worthy in general. I will also state that the only thing I DID actually like about the movie was that Patrick Stewart was in it, but sadly he played probably the worst character in the film (a poo emoji).… Expand

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MateoSanchezJun 27, 2019

Probably the worst movie I've seen in my entire life. No sense, nothing funny, with characters without essence. A true film fiasco that should be forgotten and disappear from this planet.

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Criti-WiseJan 28, 2019

I honestly can't believe that Sony would make an entire film based on tiny images used in our text messages. Does it make people regret watching it? Three guesses. Not even Gene himself on the cover can keep a smile on himself. It's boring toI honestly can't believe that Sony would make an entire film based on tiny images used in our text messages. Does it make people regret watching it? Three guesses. Not even Gene himself on the cover can keep a smile on himself. It's boring to the extreme, the jokes aren't funny, and this entire film's existence is something nobody would ask for. Don't even get me started on how much this film seems like a mash up commercial! In conclusion, don't even think about watching this film, unless if you want to see how bad it really is, and to lower the rating of this movie even more, which in that case, I'd be fine with.… Expand

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jayisgayAug 22, 2018

what the **** did i just watch? ill tell you what. 2 HOURS OF ****ING ADS. this movie was made by greedy little monkeys who managed to cram as many ads as possible into a movie. theyre literally running through ads, do not watch......

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DjsidjjdushsiAug 26, 2018

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. It's adds spoiler theres candy crush just dance it is very bad fails on almost all levels… Expand

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MironCrane22Feb 13, 2019

The worst movie I ever seen, i have seen a lot of bad movies, but this is absolutely the worst!

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JammyDodger76Nov 21, 2018

It just isn't up to my standards which are very low. Really? I expected better from Sony.

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qqiwkqaqwNov 23, 2018

Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, baddddd, worst movie i ever seen! Horrible! It deserved the home video, not the cinema!

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BitbatAug 3, 2019

I could not describe in words how awful this movie is. Everything from the animation, to the acting to the jokes is outright crap . As i watched this movie with my friends, there were ads all surrounding it such as the Candy Crush Scene.I could not describe in words how awful this movie is. Everything from the animation, to the acting to the jokes is outright crap . As i watched this movie with my friends, there were ads all surrounding it such as the Candy Crush Scene.

This movie literally felt like some form of torture. When the movie was done, i was so relieved ... the pain was over. During the movie, i felt my head internally screaming "MAKE IT STOP!" But, i kept watching it. That was a foolish mistake.

On the plus side a kid kept failing to get some candy out of a candy crane, so they just left in some credits and quit. I got fun dip from that which helped to only relieve my sanity just a little bit.… Expand

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Memelord118Dec 23, 2018

This is really bad, the plot sucks, it's a litteral commercial, and it shouldn’t exist.

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eaglehawk519Apr 23, 2019

Do i really need to say anything? Honestly. This movie was literally just an 80 minute long ad. The "jokes" are obnoxious and sound like a 6 year old wrote. Incidentally, I feel the only person to like this movie would be a 6 year old.

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Punisher0818Feb 7, 2019

The best movie ever!!! Said no one ever, worst movie ever..................

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NoahPfisterFeb 27, 2019

Trash. The bottom of the barrel trash. The kind of trash that leaves you gagging. The type of trash that makes you wonder where the hell your life went wrong.

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Ikereviews1Aug 19, 2019

This is a literal movie about talking emojis. Easily the worst movie ever made. The characters are unlikable and the plot is the stupidest plot ever for a movie. Also there are numerous ads in this movie so kids can buy more things.

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BrunoVn00Mar 30, 2019

I don't even know why this movie exists. I didn't even want to watch it, I was forced to see it and it was like a torture. Just saying the title out loud is already cringeworthy..."The EMOJI Movie", Ugh. I know people will say that it doesn'tI don't even know why this movie exists. I didn't even want to watch it, I was forced to see it and it was like a torture. Just saying the title out loud is already cringeworthy..."The EMOJI Movie", Ugh. I know people will say that it doesn't matter because it is made for kids, but kids don't deserve this level of stupidity. I thought Minions was the worst thing to happen to animation, but this now claims that title. The concept is just stupid, no one asked for an Emoji movie, yet it actually exists, it's an hour and a half waste of time.

The Bad:
-EVERYTHING. I don't even have to say it, EVERYONE knows why this movie is so bad.
-People went to SEE this movie. Doesn't anyone realize that Sony did this movie intentionally bad so audiences go "Mmmm is this movie that bad? I'll go and see it!" and keep in mind I saw it because I was forced.

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-It ended.… Expand

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catlinhJan 4, 2020

Whoever sparked the idea to actually continue to write and film this lame movie? I don't know...someone very stupid. Terrible movie.

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Ihatesonicboom2Jul 6, 2019

Why does this movie have to exist? Nothing is enjoyable and it's storyline is stupid. All the characters are boring and don't have anything going for them. Only watch it you have 1 IQ.

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MRDRIVER91Jul 13, 2019

One of the worst movies I have ever seen. The plot is awful and so is everything else. Don't watch this pile of trash.

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Theo4Jul 15, 2019

Nothing .. This Movie Has Nothing ... No Script. .. No Funny Moments ... You'll Laugh Only If You're 2 years old ... I'm Getting Angry Talking About This Movie

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ElMuchachoOct 4, 2019

I have no words to describe how awful this movie is. Why does this exist? Suggestion: DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE. Seriously.

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Dahuman101Dec 11, 2019

Bad movie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Britney123Sep 15, 2020

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Es un comercial de 1 hora, es aburrida sin sentido y ni buena trama tiene, .… Expand

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Im_just_playingMar 24, 2020

I knew from the beginning that it would be a really bad movie and well... IT IS! I don't even know why the people who made this film even exist. I'm disappointed in humanity now.

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NigguhDec 9, 2019

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Pardon my French but this is a piece of **** **** even blind people couldn’t stand watching this movie, they’d want to tear their eyes out. Ever since watching this movie I have been performing exorcisms on myself to try and clear my soul of the horror that is the emoji movie. I confess that I have been weak in allowing myself to watch this movie, all the warnings were so clear, this movie will kill you, and I swear on Jahseh Onfroy himself that I will be dead in the next week. To the person who finds my body, when you see no cause of death just know it was the emoji movie that did this to me.… Expand

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EvanpotterrevieDec 10, 2019

I never knew it was possible to make a god awful, juvenile, mediocre, manipulative, super dreadful long 80 minutes of ads, yet some how it achieves beyond that: it won the achievement of the biggest disgrace to animation and I congratulateI never knew it was possible to make a god awful, juvenile, mediocre, manipulative, super dreadful long 80 minutes of ads, yet some how it achieves beyond that: it won the achievement of the biggest disgrace to animation and I congratulate this film for that! There is no redeeming quality to this WHATSOEVER and this is a embarrassment to the entertainment industry… Expand

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Tony215Dec 12, 2019

Terrible animated film there's nothing positive I could say about this film.

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FFyordDec 23, 2019

It is soooooooooo bad. Stupid humor, stupid pilot, stupid characters.......

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NewToAnimeDec 23, 2019

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. What can I say it's perfect. God haa blessed us with this movie and we are not worthy.… Expand

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GregtamiMay 23, 2021

One and a half hour advertisement for apps and emojis that was made into a movie. This is the main reason why I lost faith in humanity.

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Linkdog25Mar 19, 2020

Have you ever wanted to watch the worst movie in existence? Well you have came to the right place! The Emoji Movie was easily the worst movie to come out of 2017. Who with more then 2 brain cells actually liked this abomination?
The EmojiHave you ever wanted to watch the worst movie in existence? Well you have came to the right place! The Emoji Movie was easily the worst movie to come out of 2017. Who with more then 2 brain cells actually liked this abomination?
The Emoji Movie is infested with cheesy advertisements that only appeals to 4 year olds that play Just Dance and Candy Crush, they even failed the character designs! Can the Emoji Movie team do anything right?
Sony should be ashamed that their name is attached to this movie, and don't get me started on the directing, why would you cast T.J Miller who has gone to jail multiple times as your lead role? You basically set it up to fail!
Don't buy this movie, buy something else that is actually worth your time and money, you don't have to look far for good movies, for example, The Sonic Movie and The Incredibles.
The Emoji Movie is a prime example of what an animated movie should not be.… Expand

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