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JackEFlapsSep 10, 2023

Acting wasn't good. Lame villain. Decent soundtrack. Awful story. Needs at least 90 minutes edited out of it. Basically your typical DC Comic movie.

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TrolisjwJul 26, 2023

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Just awful. First to address everyone else’s concerns, yes, the lighting is too dark, the acting is cringeworthy, and the plot would need the world’s greatest detective to even find.

Now, to the main Bat himself. Pattinson is the dullest portrayal I’ve seen yet. He’s a subpar fighter, wearing what must be diamond armor with the flexibility of silk. This man is struck with thousands of bullets, and shows no signs of pain or wavering until the plot calls for it in the climax. This miracle armor is never explained.
Also, instead of the character’s usual tendency to investigate a crime scene solo, Robert ‘Bat’tinson insists on awkwardly shuffling around the room with every other cop, like he’s just some cosplayer Gordon brought in for a ride along. And he is the least intimidating Batman to date, and yes, that’s including TV’s Adam West. In the Dark Knight, we got the interrogation scene where Bale beat Joker to within an inch of his life. Chills. But in this movie? Batman talks to Riddler through a phone…behind glass…and he throws a tantrum asking “What have you doooone?!” over…and over…and over. Lame.
Well, at least Bruce Wayne is portrayed well in this mov-haha! No. Bruce is a moody brat and a recluse that looks like he’d be more at home at a beach bonfire party with a guitar, singing about his ‘deep emotional soul pain!’ Riddler was an embarrassment. He looked like an annoying dweeb. His costume was a gimp suit. I actually forgot about him halfway through the movie because he wasn’t adding anything to the plot. He did get one thing right though: Batman is dumber than he thought. Seriously, why would he think the “rat with wings” would be Penguin? They don’t have wings, so much as they have flippers.

Catwoman was unnecessary. Her outfit was uninspired, and her motivations were confusing, which brings me to:

Annika was…well, actually I have no idea who she was. In the car, Selina calls her “babe”, so my first thought was ‘lover’? But then maybe just a roommate too, I dunno. But Annika is kidnapped by Falcone for…reasons. And her strangled scream is sent as a voicemail to Selina, who in turn goes after Falcone, her (plot twist) father, and tries to shoot him, claiming, “This is for my Mother!” Wait so, is Annika her roommate, friend, lover, sister, mother, or whatever?! I don’t even care, their relation is never clearly established.

And some other irks here and there. I don’t think we even got a clear shot of the batmobile. It was too dark, but it looked uninspired, like something you’d see at a rally track. Batman assaults Gordon and escapes the entire GCPD in a gunfight, then a few scenes later turns in Falcone to the police in person, as if he’s a duly deputized citizen of the law. What the actual hell. Batman only caught Riddler because he let himself be caught.
HOW did the mayor not only survive a sniper shot, but appear in enough health to give a ‘hope speech’ in what would appear to be 1 or 2 in-world hours later?! HOW!?! This movie is a disappointing flop. There are thousands of better things to watch.… Expand

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KamenRiderDarkJul 7, 2023

The movie is way overrated. The character is not Batman. IF you get rid of bruce wayne, you get rid of batman, as simple as that. Avoid at all cost.

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GoogaJun 25, 2023

Worst Batman movie, ever! It's too dark and gloomy, and Selina Kyle is a woke brunette instead of a blonde!

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Mauro_LanariApr 20, 2022

(Mauro Lanari)
The prologue is alienating because of the pair of chosen tracks: Schubert's "Ave Maria" and Nirvana's "Something in the Way". The photograph looks like that of "Blade Runner" but more livid and desaturated: here are not many(Mauro Lanari)
The prologue is alienating because of the pair of chosen tracks: Schubert's "Ave Maria" and Nirvana's "Something in the Way". The photograph looks like that of "Blade Runner" but more livid and desaturated: here are not many sudden flashes, bright razorcuts of neon or lasers that cleave the darkness. The shade prevails for about 3 hours uninterrupted. At least in the incipit the pouring rain is missing, then instead it is added as well. The story is a succession of crime scenes in which a taciturn, weirdly dressed dude with a mask and cloak investigates alongside cops and detectives. If acting is optional, Pattinson could have been replaced by Robert Smith (which means the movie is not grunge or emo, but gothic). The third act loots the Fincher of '95, '99, 2007 and the McTeigue of 2005. Matt Reeves: horrible example of the new authoriality.… Expand

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Moviefan809Jun 2, 2023

Boring, long, all over the place, no imagination and anti white racism... No type of racism is acceptable!

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yashdan1Mar 26, 2023

One of the worst Batman movies ever, if not the worst! Very dull and boring.
Don't watch even if you have nothing to do!

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DirtyD14Mar 7, 2023

Worst movie ever. Bad acting and bad woke storyline. I get the whole dark theme of the movie which was about the only good aspect of it but all the actors were pathetic and the story was blehhh. I wanted to turn it off 20 minutes into butWorst movie ever. Bad acting and bad woke storyline. I get the whole dark theme of the movie which was about the only good aspect of it but all the actors were pathetic and the story was blehhh. I wanted to turn it off 20 minutes into but stuck it out because I wanted to give it a chance. You are better off watching low budget movies than this crap.… Expand

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J-darb7Jan 4, 2023

Not worth the time. Patterson does not pull the character off, which makes most of the movie hard to engage with. Stick with Christian bales version - head and shoulders above what this attempts to achieve.

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rsentDec 15, 2022

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. This is a poor imitation of Christopher Nolan's take on Batman. This Batman is not physically imposing in any way. It is never believable that he can do things you'd expect a super hero to do. The movie is long and predictable and uses the same fundamental plot that is present in all of Nolan's Batman movies i.e some plot to blow up or destroy the city or something along those lines. Its honestly terrible. There's like one or two memorable scenes in the whole movie. The rest is things you've seen countless times.… Expand

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Luka1998010Mar 16, 2022

I love the character of Batman but this movie was all over the place, dragged across 3 hours of boredom.
First, its Batman himself. I understand that he is supposed to be powerful and all in certain ways but, through the whole movie, it feltI love the character of Batman but this movie was all over the place, dragged across 3 hours of boredom.
First, its Batman himself. I understand that he is supposed to be powerful and all in certain ways but, through the whole movie, it felt like he was someone using a cheat command console on a game and types in "god".
Numerous times, he gets absolutely destroyed and not even a scratch or damage to the armor or a scar on part of the face that is not covered...nothing
First he is running away from cops, uses his wingsuit to escape and falls down after hitting a bridge or something AND slams onto the ground. A small grunt was the only thing that happened.
After that, he gets blasted by a bomb that blew up right in front of his face that made him fly across the church hall...Next scene, he`s completely fine, not a problem...
Finally, as the movie was slowly coming to a closure, he eats a bunch of automatic riffle bullets, while casually walking towards the two thugs shooting him and, of course, without twitching, takes them down... I mean, what the fck...
His fighting is clumsy and for someone who is in the role of Batman for two years should have made him more experienced.
There were NEVER any consequences to his actions. Riddler all of the sudden figuring out that Bruce is Batman was not even it...
Speaking of Bruce...In this movie, he is depicted as someone who does not care about his life, not even trying to be Bruce Wayne, as depicted in the comics and other movies...
In Batman Begins, Alfred tells Bruce that he has to do things he is not comfortable with like, spending money on cars and buying hotels, being a rich douche...Which he does, knowing that THAT separates him from his alter ego, while also protecting the people close to him.
In this movie, there is none, NONE !
Him realizing at the end, I must be more that vengeance does not overwrite all the bad **** throughout the movie.
The chemistry between him and Catwoman was pretty much forced and felt rushed.
They barely have any real interactions and all of the sudden she kisses him...If Reeves left that to happen later in his vision of Batman`s life, it would have been done way smoother and more understandable.
Also, when it comes to Selina, I have to mention *that* line... She says "White privileged a**holes"... That was not needed. Riddler felt like the only part of the movie that I liked, UNTIL Reeves ruined him.
From the very beginning, his plan was to unravel the corrupt city officials and violently expose them. Which was from a villain stand point a good start. He felt creepy, brutal and he was showing what he was doing to everyone and people of Gotham actually started cheering for him (Major funeral scene, as Bruce was arriving)
And by the end of the movie, once he`s caught, Batman reveals his ultimate plan...which was to... kill innocents by flooding the entre city ? What ?
Reeves built a character that already had a premise and was well written, only to retcon his decisions at the end and make him a serial murderer of innocent people....
I also liked Colin`s Penguin adaptation, his acting and looks fully made a fresh, great take on a classic comic villain. He was always Batman`s punching bag and at least that has not changed...
The Batmobile was also awesome, as a car guy, I was blown away.
The soundtrack was ok, the bat and cat themes were good.
Overall, even those good things do not make up for such a bad movie for me.

I thought about not including the Joker in this review but I cannot not mention him.
Batman movies nowadays suffer from Joker fatigue. Batman has so so many comic book villains that could be used in Reeves' universe, and ground them instead of making all fantasy like.
Mad Hatter, Calendar Man, Victor Zsasz, Death Stroke (Even tho he doesn't fit in within the theme of the first movie) heck, even Killer Croc where he could be a dude who's a cannibal... ANYTHING of that but the Joker...
This version clearly tries too hard to be like Ledger, just by listening to him. He's voice is very similar to him, it's very see-through.… Expand

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DolphinReviewsOct 29, 2022

Way too long, desperately needed to be cut down to an appropriate size. Horrible casting and second hand embarrassing dialogue. Riddler is only the Riddler in name. Riddler became Redditor. Needed at least 45 minutes of the film to be cut outWay too long, desperately needed to be cut down to an appropriate size. Horrible casting and second hand embarrassing dialogue. Riddler is only the Riddler in name. Riddler became Redditor. Needed at least 45 minutes of the film to be cut out to become watchable. Heavy revision to the movie is required.… Expand

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Lelik_mc_kawaiApr 18, 2022

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Запрещенный фильм, не каноничный, дешевый, скучный сценарий!… Expand

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PoundShopOrwellOct 2, 2022

Extremely slow, uneventful, cliched script, uninspired casting, NOTHING of any notes happens, there is no sense of threat - I couldn’t care less. What a drawn out load of rubbish. The high review are VERY suspect.

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MadeThisForThisSep 23, 2022

As far as things go it isn’t abysmal. That said my main issue with this is the fact that the Riddler is basically a puzzle gimp. The mask is pretty tragic and the character is over the top yet boring at the same time. Part of Riddler’s mostAs far as things go it isn’t abysmal. That said my main issue with this is the fact that the Riddler is basically a puzzle gimp. The mask is pretty tragic and the character is over the top yet boring at the same time. Part of Riddler’s most iconic look is undoubtedly the green suit. It’s refined and comes as an expectation of the character. The Riddler comes across with a lot less eccentricity when compared to other Riddlers for example the Arkham Games or Ed Nygma in Gotham. Both had that eccentric flair that drove the portrayal.

Another thing that bothers me is Bruce and Batman, seemingly lacking dialogue and more of a side character in his own story. With little suspense and predictable outcomes the movie isn’t really worth 3 hours of anyone’s time.

My final point is the car… a billionaire opts to drive what looks like a modified 70s sports car with an afterburner strapped to the back… of all things. With a positive note being the chase scene is fairly entertaining for all of a few minutes. With one or two twists, don’t really give it your time.… Expand

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TigerDaveSep 21, 2022

slow, boring, Pattison is horrible, worst batman voice ever, I would take George Clooney over Pattinson. The screenplay and dialogue is pitiful.

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Broker2022Sep 15, 2022

I looked at this rubbish with high expectations. The film is so boring and so sluggish and tough as leather that it could well be used as a sleeping pill. Why does the whole film have to be so dark that you can't really see anything, why? TheI looked at this rubbish with high expectations. The film is so boring and so sluggish and tough as leather that it could well be used as a sleeping pill. Why does the whole film have to be so dark that you can't really see anything, why? The story is stupid and boring. Where has the suspense gone, yes, that's what you need to make exciting films! The actors listless and out of place. Hollywood, finally stop producing GARBAGE, NO ONE wants to see such stupid nonsense any more!… Expand

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D3D11Jul 30, 2022

Woke movie with racism towards white people (which is of course we ALL know that isn't racism at all), including the usual character stealing (called "diversity").

Apart from that, the movie has great visuals and some interesting stuff, butWoke movie with racism towards white people (which is of course we ALL know that isn't racism at all), including the usual character stealing (called "diversity").

Apart from that, the movie has great visuals and some interesting stuff, but contains just as much boredom and unnecessarily long scenes.

Now go ahead and censor me, because we ALL living in China now.… Expand

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UzyuzyJul 17, 2022

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. First of all the actor Robert Pattison don’t portray the Batman character well.. secondly the director and writer made a boring story. The film was too dark as if everything was filmed at nights (I hate movies that 90% were shot at night, it’s too annoying). The bike and car wasn’t technically advanced for a character like Batman who is known for his intense advanced technology bike, car and flying pad. The story was awful, it was as if the director or writer got bored or confused midpoint to find a way to conclude the tiring storyline. Riddle actor portrayal actor was totally wrong. Total waste of 3 hours… Expand

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Bosanac71Jun 29, 2022

The poorest Batman I have ever seen…it’s really sad to see Batman like this. This is a movie made to be politic-correct, nowadays it’s maybe good to have a Batman that don’t appear maskulin at all. It’s like last Joker Film, a big shame forThe poorest Batman I have ever seen…it’s really sad to see Batman like this. This is a movie made to be politic-correct, nowadays it’s maybe good to have a Batman that don’t appear maskulin at all. It’s like last Joker Film, a big shame for the old comics and original Charakters.… Expand

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beefalo16Mar 4, 2022

This was a terrible movie. It was painfully boring, the plot had no weight, and Bruce Wayne/Batman came off as weak. I honestly can't believe they would release something like this after the dark knight trilogy.

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eded9999Apr 22, 2022

WTF is wrong in Hollywood? There's no one there that still know how to make movies anymore?
This thing was horrendous and boring.
Music is bad, character act weird and obnoxious, fight scenes feels broken and the sound, OMFG THE SOUND... HowWTF is wrong in Hollywood? There's no one there that still know how to make movies anymore?
This thing was horrendous and boring.
Music is bad, character act weird and obnoxious, fight scenes feels broken and the sound, OMFG THE SOUND...
How a project like this get green light from so many people in a studio so big?… Expand

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WatchinMoviesMay 28, 2022

The tone is awful. You can hardly hear what is being said. The film is dark. There's way too much pausing of dialog. Consequently, the movie gets unwatchable quickly. This is a "Don't waste your time" kind of movie.

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arislafMay 15, 2022

And I thought Batman and Robin was the worst film ever... No, they had to try hard to make somethin worse. A spoiled depressive wanna be cop, cosplay as a bat... Felt very cheap move in every aspect.

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JeepDaddyMac46May 11, 2022

This is by far the worst Batman movie that saw the light of a movie theater. The acting is bad. The pacing is bad. It is a slow, dull movie with the worst actor portrayal of Batman to date. It embraces current cultural norms. IThis is by far the worst Batman movie that saw the light of a movie theater. The acting is bad. The pacing is bad. It is a slow, dull movie with the worst actor portrayal of Batman to date. It embraces current cultural norms. I honestly enjoyed the bad Matrix Unnecessary Sequel movie. I will need to go back and watch the last Batman series of movies with a good actor, Christian Bale, to cleanse my pallet of this garbage Twilight adaptation of Batman.… Expand

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BarbarrinoMay 9, 2022

God Awful. Too Long, slow and boring. Totally missed the fundamental aspects of Batman's character. Batman/Bruce Wayne is a brilliant tactician, able to battle God level enemies based on his intelligence, planning and undefeatable resolve. HeGod Awful. Too Long, slow and boring. Totally missed the fundamental aspects of Batman's character. Batman/Bruce Wayne is a brilliant tactician, able to battle God level enemies based on his intelligence, planning and undefeatable resolve. He is not a depressed and emotionally weak child, yes he is internally emotionally compromised but this was outrageous. I appreciate the attempt to do something new but totally missed the target. Also how dark do these movies need to be? Is there a limit on light bulbs in Gotham? No expenses spared on trash.… Expand

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meepmeepmeeppMay 8, 2022

Maybe a dark sherlock....or saw movie

But definitely not Batman.

It is a shame...too overrated

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Cstahler92May 8, 2022

In no way, shape, or form is this the best Batman film, anyone telling you otherwise is a straight-up liar. This movie is super intellectual for the low IQ, high brow for the generally trashy. There is no substance, barely any flare, andIn no way, shape, or form is this the best Batman film, anyone telling you otherwise is a straight-up liar. This movie is super intellectual for the low IQ, high brow for the generally trashy. There is no substance, barely any flare, and nothing warranting a 3 hour runtime. It's a slog, don't bother.… Expand

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RatedRexMay 8, 2022

If you asked me, this is just a film that affords the writer and director to express their sick-mindedness. The best thing about "The Batman" is Zoe Kravitz. Heck, she might be the only good thing.

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joecodesMay 4, 2022

The Batman is the worst Batman movie. I gave up after 2hrs. It reminded me of a bad re make of the movie Seven. It just doesn't make very much sense, and Robert Patterson looks and acts like an emo Heroin junkie. There is a lot going on,The Batman is the worst Batman movie. I gave up after 2hrs. It reminded me of a bad re make of the movie Seven. It just doesn't make very much sense, and Robert Patterson looks and acts like an emo Heroin junkie. There is a lot going on, but it doesn't really seem coherent. Similar to how the last season of Game of thrones jumped around to cover a lot of ground. I liked the idea of the how bruce wayne's family had done some shady stuff, and the riddler was trying to expose it, but patterson is just such a bad actor its to hard to sit through. Look at Patterson and jeffery wright trying to solve a mystery and compare that to brad pit and morgan freeman in seven. The imagery is way to similar. With all that money they couldn't come up with something original smh… Expand

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CasanovazergMay 3, 2022

Long story, poor development of second characters and deficiencies on argument story

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guffeMay 3, 2022

Too long and trying to hard. Thin plot and not engaging. Tries really hard to be big movie but falls short.

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YuryXn7May 3, 2022

a mesma saturação de sempre, nada inovador. Não se pode esperar algo novo né do The batman.

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Tj89May 2, 2022

This movie was not really enjoyable. I enjoyed a few of the fight scenes but overall it fell flat for me.

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dmdiegopaMay 1, 2022

La película es mala, aburrida y larga sin sentido, la podrían haber resumido en 1 hora y les sobraba tiempo.

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MaraRCApr 30, 2022

The worst Batman movie. Horrible, además el acertijo es tan pobre y carece de accion e imaginación. Ya no es como antes, cada vez son peores.

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choppucApr 27, 2022

Horrible movie, no character was firel or came close to what batman really is. Please do not continue this sequence.

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hcliffedApr 26, 2022

Drawn out, predictable, been there, done that, but this time, it's worse. It doesn't light a candle to Nolan's films, nor does it to 1989's Batman, so it makes it to the middle of the pack, but is it as fun as the 1966 Batman? No. It's aDrawn out, predictable, been there, done that, but this time, it's worse. It doesn't light a candle to Nolan's films, nor does it to 1989's Batman, so it makes it to the middle of the pack, but is it as fun as the 1966 Batman? No. It's a waste of time. If you want to watch, check it out on HBO Max, but don't pay for it.… Expand

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NickTheCritickApr 26, 2022

Please guys, do we really need all those cinecomics? Are you able to enjoy also well made movies? Masks, bad shot fights, terrible screenplay. No visual beauty, no content. Nothing.

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Dandy-Mr-DApr 25, 2022

I have never felt so bored by a Batman film before. It was 3 hours of slow, tedious dialogue, uninspired presentation, and sad sad characters (I never knew Batman could be so emo. That was A LOT of mascara under the eyes). And allow me toI have never felt so bored by a Batman film before. It was 3 hours of slow, tedious dialogue, uninspired presentation, and sad sad characters (I never knew Batman could be so emo. That was A LOT of mascara under the eyes). And allow me to educate the film makers from someone who actually reads comics, because I know they don't. Superheroes are larger than reality -- that's what makes them exciting. Previous Batman films had exotic tech, wild characters that wouldn't exist in real life, and Batman did things that stretch the imagination of what is possible for mortal men. But apparently, such extras are not included with Emo Batman action figures. He punches guys, hoists himself with grappling hooks, the bat mobile is a modified 80s muscle car, and uses a stupid base jumping suit to fall with style. It's a far cry from remote attracted bat swarms, trick baterangs, and outrageous vehicles like the Knightcrawler.

And don't think the blatant racism and sexism wasn't apparent. I see you DC and Warner Bros. I see how every evil character was a white man, and barring Batman and Alfred every decent character was black or Hispanic. I see your blackwashing and the white erasure of originally white characters like Selena and Jim. I see you getting Selena to specifically call the city of Gotham a place for "white privilaged **** I see you turning the Riddler into a sad, mentally unstable loner reminiscent of the mass shooters leftwing media likes to propagandize to engender misandry and white hatred. I see you and I am calling you out for your racism and sexism and am going to tell everyone it was you're companies.
And if you dear reader downvote my review based on this second paragraph, then I say with complete sincerity that you are a sexist and racist too and you should be ashamed of your sad, hate filled life.… Expand

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Namikaze4MinatoApr 25, 2022

Way to long movie . Music themes so bad , and its way to dark and depressing. Writing so bad, we have emo kid doin cosplay in overly-extended crime drama . No intimidation from batman. Very poor choice of actors , except for catwoman , butWay to long movie . Music themes so bad , and its way to dark and depressing. Writing so bad, we have emo kid doin cosplay in overly-extended crime drama . No intimidation from batman. Very poor choice of actors , except for catwoman , but writings for character so bad .… Expand

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Derenu86Apr 25, 2022

The screenwriters killed the talent of the actors. Part of the plot is an copy of the "Law-abiding Citizen". The movie is not worth spending money on a movie theater.

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KattsyltApr 24, 2022

Im usually kind but this is one of the worst movies i've ever seen. And i have no idea where the positive ones come from.

* He cant fight, the only move he knows is hammerfist. * He walks straight into room without any tactic or minding hisIm usually kind but this is one of the worst movies i've ever seen. And i have no idea where the positive ones come from.

* He cant fight, the only move he knows is hammerfist.
* He walks straight into room without any tactic or minding his surroundings. You know how he use to be silent and sneaky? Now he just walks in with his heavy boots clomping slowly into the room. He's walking like a kid that borrowed daddy's shoes and **** his pants. Its so weird.
* They only shoot him right at the strongest points of his armour. They even walk up to him and shoot point blank in the stomach even though they know its bulletproof. Maybe aim for the face? Nah!
* But that probably wouldnt work either since he literally takes a bomb to the face and nothing happends. And its straight in the face from a decimeter or two away. Not even a bruise.
* Batman doesnt kill. But still causes the biggest traffic accident in the citys history killing a dozen people and doesnt care. For no reason, the payoff was nothing.
* He has one personality trait: Sadness. Remember Afflecks sad Batman picture? Thats him for the entire movie. He has no other emotions. None. At one point he's angry but still manages to be sad at the same time. Another time he's sad and sad at the same time.
* You want some light flares? Well you got them! Especially since its constantly raining heavily and the camera has to be filming straight into car and motorcycle beams. But dont worry, you also get muzzle flares straight into your face because why not.

Just watch Batman Begins again. This is so bad.… Expand

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Nar009Apr 24, 2022

Paid reviews and a overzealous media or fanbase. The ultimate hypocrisy by DC. I hope soon they find themselves bankrupt for making fool out of such great comic characters.

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ckgamerApr 24, 2022

terrible movie. the worst batman movie ever .. boring dialogs terrible cinematography .. bad acting.. too long and dull ... terrible sound.. bad costume design bad actor choices ..everything about this movie is bad.. dont waste your money andterrible movie. the worst batman movie ever .. boring dialogs terrible cinematography .. bad acting.. too long and dull ... terrible sound.. bad costume design bad actor choices ..everything about this movie is bad.. dont waste your money and time for this crap..… Expand

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cloudyHazeApr 23, 2022

Writing is hard, with each choice you make there are consequences that limit what realistically you can do and other choices you can no longer make. The creators of this film do not care about this concept. They do what they want one sceneWriting is hard, with each choice you make there are consequences that limit what realistically you can do and other choices you can no longer make. The creators of this film do not care about this concept. They do what they want one scene and something else the next continuity be damned. They wrote this film like a third grader on sugar. Theres a car chase that causes the crash of almost every car on the highway as well as a few tankers that explode for good measure. This is never even addressed lol. Hell Batman and Jim let the guy they were chasing who helped do all that go afterwards… Expand

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AnteHeroApr 23, 2022

It was by far the worst Batman movie. I don’t understand what the director was thinking. The acting was terrible. The Riddler wasn’t interesting. They tried to introduce the Joker for the thousandth time when there is a whole arsenal ofIt was by far the worst Batman movie. I don’t understand what the director was thinking. The acting was terrible. The Riddler wasn’t interesting. They tried to introduce the Joker for the thousandth time when there is a whole arsenal of untapped villains.… Expand

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Mandirigma88Apr 23, 2022

Movie was overly dark, almost every character sounded raspy like batman. Audio for all dialogs was way too low and almost inaudible. I couldn't finish watching it. Terrible. Worst batman I've ever seen. Too dark with horrible sound qualityMovie was overly dark, almost every character sounded raspy like batman. Audio for all dialogs was way too low and almost inaudible. I couldn't finish watching it. Terrible. Worst batman I've ever seen. Too dark with horrible sound quality for dialog. Save yourself 3 hours. Pattinson is not believable as Bruce Wayne or Batman.Skip this one.… Expand

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deckApr 23, 2022

two and a half hours of boredom. a casting and dramaturgy straight out of (drug) hell. you want to call 911 all the time and you might think you see a 00's Batman helplessly using "seven" to be interesting. luckily there was the nolan series.two and a half hours of boredom. a casting and dramaturgy straight out of (drug) hell. you want to call 911 all the time and you might think you see a 00's Batman helplessly using "seven" to be interesting. luckily there was the nolan series. worst batman and worst batman movie ever. congratulation.… Expand

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ihatecatwomenApr 22, 2022

Cat Woman was trash and i mean trash in this movie!!! Any time she had screen time i wanted to fall asleep! And that forced romance was absolutely the wrost! couldn't be more bored of her jez zoe kravitz should never act again!!!!!!!!!!!!

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goindpnApr 22, 2022

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Batman, like everything else in Hollywood, has gone woke, and now sucks. In the first fight a predominantly white gang (now we know it's fiction) tries to convince an innocent black teen to commit a crime. He can't do it, of course, he's just too good. Commissioner Gordon is black now. As is Catwoman (who is also, of course, a lesbian). This is just the first 20 minutes, after which I turned it off.… Expand

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kirkenderApr 21, 2022

Wow. I had very low expectations for The Batman and I cannot describe how stupid and boring it is. No fun. No humor. No tension. Just sad white boys growl whispering for 3 hours. It's completely politically inert and lacking any kind ofWow. I had very low expectations for The Batman and I cannot describe how stupid and boring it is. No fun. No humor. No tension. Just sad white boys growl whispering for 3 hours. It's completely politically inert and lacking any kind of interesting or logical story. Its just a bunch of generic crime/action scenes stitched together with constant cliches and platitudes.… Expand

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Joem33Apr 21, 2022

Drab, tacky and so low-budget looking. Terrible casting; Batman talks, walks, looks like a wimp; Catwoman is too short; Alfred has the face of a sneaky villian; and Jim Gordon is black! 30 mins in, I had to end this bland nonsense and I'm notDrab, tacky and so low-budget looking. Terrible casting; Batman talks, walks, looks like a wimp; Catwoman is too short; Alfred has the face of a sneaky villian; and Jim Gordon is black! 30 mins in, I had to end this bland nonsense and I'm not going back.
This movie gets a "1" from me simply for the effort put into making it.… Expand

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QreApr 21, 2022

went trough the emo cringe voiceover and stuff and thought okay it's a batman-movie. but after a few minutes i realised that this movie is fake. Maybe fake in a way how an A.I. would try to generate a batman movie or something. very wierd.went trough the emo cringe voiceover and stuff and thought okay it's a batman-movie. but after a few minutes i realised that this movie is fake. Maybe fake in a way how an A.I. would try to generate a batman movie or something. very wierd. had to quit after a few minutes.… Expand

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MindurbidnissApr 20, 2022

Exactly what I feared it would be. Twilight meets Batman. FOR 3 HOURS! To top it off it takes itself way too seriously for a film about a man running around in mascara and rubber PJ's. Throw in a little sjw nonsense and you have a perfectlyExactly what I feared it would be. Twilight meets Batman. FOR 3 HOURS! To top it off it takes itself way too seriously for a film about a man running around in mascara and rubber PJ's. Throw in a little sjw nonsense and you have a perfectly forgettable superhero "drama". I love the comics and games but Nolan seemed to be the only one to translate the character back to film successfully.Not sure how the reviews are so high for this.… Expand

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DifferenzoApr 20, 2022

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. This Batman movie was really bad,it drags out the movie making it 2:50h with tons of slow motion.You spend the first 5 minuttes of the movie looking at a family trough a binocular.Bad acting from A-Z bad gadgets,ridler and penguin sounds more like a villain from power rangers.
Really disapointed that they release a movie of batman this bad.… Expand

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MikepakioneApr 20, 2022

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. ROBOCOP MEETS BATMAN, The dumbest Batman Yet, 3hrs if disappointments, Batman mingling with cops,Commissioner Gordon exposes himself to working with Batman So The corrupt army of Cops can paint a bulls eye on Gordon's head and family and yet through out my amazement no one ever does. The world's greatest detective reduced to the world dumbest. The whole movie he was chaperones like a special needs students with a Para. Professional. No emotional attachment to any character no one cared for Alfred being in a coma. The movie so terrible the even Colin ferral had to be unrecognizable from the movie as not to be even mentioned in the credits. HIGH HEEL BOOTS why? Raz al ghul must be rolling in his grave. This movie gets a one because it helps worst joker to date. Even My 2yr old son had a harder time figuring riddles out from DORA the explorer then the riddles from the world's dumbest riddler. Vengeance!!!… Expand

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turdlemckayApr 19, 2022

I didn't like the cast or the script. This was not a good batman movie and it was so unbelievable. Bale is still my batman.

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BroyaxApr 19, 2022

Apparemment, ils ne savaient plus comment l’appeler ce nouveau « Batman »… alors, un mange-merde a suggéré… « The Batman ». Ils ont fait une réunion de 12h, puis ont voté à l’unanimité pour « The » Batman parce qu’il y a eu entretemps «Apparemment, ils ne savaient plus comment l’appeler ce nouveau « Batman »… alors, un mange-merde a suggéré… « The Batman ». Ils ont fait une réunion de 12h, puis ont voté à l’unanimité pour « The » Batman parce qu’il y a eu entretemps « Suicide Squad »… puis « The Suicide Squad » ! et même qu’avant, on a eu droit à… « The Predator » !… bah putain.

M’enfin bref, ce nouveau Batmou est aussi mou et bavard que les précédents, ceux de Nolan. Et pour cause, puisqu’il dure lui aussi pas loin de3 plombes ! tu m’étonnes que le machin n’avance pas… Très peu d’action et plein de blabla de merde. D’autant que l’intrigue n’intrigue pas mais nous passe au contraire carrément par dessus la tête.

En outre, la « Catwoman » est très décevante et n’a que ses formes pour elle… et par ailleurs, si l’ambiance (très nocturne) est plus proche de l’esprit « Batman », la batmobile sort de chez Mad Max et les tenues apparaissent étrangement bricolées : les super-héros s’équipent en effet entièrement chez Bricorama ! M’enfin bref, c’est de la merde ce Batmou tout mou, ils ont donc (encore) merdé chez DC.… Expand

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werecar2Apr 19, 2022

Absolutely terrible movie. I couldn't make it past the first 30 minutes before turning it off. And I was really excited for this movie, because the director is fantastic and the cast is top notch. But this was so cheesy. The dialogue seemedAbsolutely terrible movie. I couldn't make it past the first 30 minutes before turning it off. And I was really excited for this movie, because the director is fantastic and the cast is top notch. But this was so cheesy. The dialogue seemed like it was written by a middle schooler and the delivery was horrible too. I do not understand the positive reviews for this monstrosity.… Expand

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slicelookApr 19, 2022

this movie is so overrated actual worst batman movie ever made out of all of them, "hello everyone i missed that the dark knight was actually good now im back and i am ready to with the rest of the sheep just say that this batman movie isthis movie is so overrated actual worst batman movie ever made out of all of them, "hello everyone i missed that the dark knight was actually good now im back and i am ready to with the rest of the sheep just say that this batman movie is just really good because its batman." seems like most people missed the evil white people political propaganda also. Actual brainwashed people.… Expand

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KingNothingApr 19, 2022

I was expecting a good mystery story since I was promised a detective version of batman... What I got was a stupid emo boy playing at detective and failing spectacularly. The mystery itself was uncompelling and predictable. The number of plotI was expecting a good mystery story since I was promised a detective version of batman... What I got was a stupid emo boy playing at detective and failing spectacularly. The mystery itself was uncompelling and predictable. The number of plot holes was astounding. In general it was a long and boring movie with a dumb thriller story that didn't really make sense. Probably would have been a much better movie if it was shorter and had batman replaced with some normal detective.… Expand

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icotzabbApr 18, 2022

A great companion piece, if not direct spinoff of the Batwoman television series. The second i saw robert p's facial expression for the first time i knew i was in for a rough time.

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OlivierPielApr 18, 2022

Stops being watchable after 1 hour. Boring slog ensues peppered with woke clichés. It also blatantly copied other superior movies' sets such as Blade Runner (crowded city scenes) and the Joker (subway scenes) for examples. Dialogues areStops being watchable after 1 hour. Boring slog ensues peppered with woke clichés. It also blatantly copied other superior movies' sets such as Blade Runner (crowded city scenes) and the Joker (subway scenes) for examples. Dialogues are unbearable to listen to past half the movie.… Expand

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LinkdonApr 18, 2022

I was so excited!! But "white man bad"? Maybe look at true life facts and statistics? This country is dead.

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mondainaiApr 17, 2022

This is the result of a “What if we re-made Seven as a Batman movie?” It was entertaining but get’s completely ruined with cringworthy dialogue by elitist woke snob Kravitz about “White Privilege.” Is it just me, or does it seems extremelyThis is the result of a “What if we re-made Seven as a Batman movie?” It was entertaining but get’s completely ruined with cringworthy dialogue by elitist woke snob Kravitz about “White Privilege.” Is it just me, or does it seems extremely bizarre to be lectured by the privileged daughter of a rock star who has played the race and victim card her whole life. Why is this woke social justice crap necessary in a Hollywood movie? Is it possible to just be entertained without being annoyed and subjected to the injustice de jour whining that is the modern day libtarded modus operandi. Would have been a great movie, but she is latterly like a fly in your milk.… Expand

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saad1243Apr 15, 2022

All this hype for nothing. What an absolutely boring and dreadful movie this turned out to be.

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EarcelApr 11, 2022

Long slow and the most boring Batman ever. The car is the best part of this movie.

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kuhl99Mar 31, 2022

This is NOT Batman! Batman is smart, a trained ninja, a detective. This movie is not any of the things I mentioned. This trash should never have been made.

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FinFinFinMar 31, 2022

This was bad - no chemistry between the main cast, plot that is just a collection of crime scenes like in a video game, the whole revelation about the rata alada was ridiculous. I laughed at some scenes that wew supposed to be dramatic. HowThis was bad - no chemistry between the main cast, plot that is just a collection of crime scenes like in a video game, the whole revelation about the rata alada was ridiculous. I laughed at some scenes that wew supposed to be dramatic. How this can get such high scores feom some is unbelievable to me.… Expand

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ScienceAdvisorMar 30, 2022

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. This scrip is moronic. There are so many plot holes that destroys the Riddler's entire plot, and makes Batman the worst detective ever. The photograph the Riddler takes that is shown at the start of the movie should have lead Batman right to him instantly. That alone proves how little people pay attention these days. I am glad that I did not waste my money on this, and cannot wait to see everyone flip in a year when they realize how bad it really was, just like The Force Awakens.… Expand

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danceepicMar 29, 2022

Was ok, to long and not mutch action. They could have done more whit some of the actors

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jefri931Mar 29, 2022

This movie should have been called The Mopey Batman not The Batman.
The Gotham atmosphere is great but the version of Batman and Bruce Wayne is terrible.

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GodfathersMar 28, 2022

Really a bad version of Batman. The actor has a strange transform and the performance are Not good enough.

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OrvakMar 26, 2022

Спасибо, хороший фильм, наверное, хотел в кино посмотреть да не вышло, спасибо ещё раз

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BaaaasMar 26, 2022

I fell half a sleep, and was seriously thinking about walking out of the cinema. Unnecessarily long and extremely boring..

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MangsMar 26, 2022

Down as one of the worst movies I’ve ever watched. This Batman is an embarrassment and the whole thing is totally cringeworthy.

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livetoskydiveMar 23, 2022

One could say the filmmakers took the noir label "a bit literally." The big problem with gritty, dark, "realistic" batman movies is that Bruce Wayne the billionaire could do far more good for Gotham with his money than vigilante Wayne withOne could say the filmmakers took the noir label "a bit literally." The big problem with gritty, dark, "realistic" batman movies is that Bruce Wayne the billionaire could do far more good for Gotham with his money than vigilante Wayne with his gadgets and fists. The decision to go for a "realistic" batman is particularly ironic considering the limited action scenes; in particular the one where batman slams into a bridge after jumping off a building. the overlong movie should've ended there.… Expand

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MooseyHMar 22, 2022

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. How is this so highly rated? Nearly everything about it falls flat. We were cracking up at the terrible dialogue, bizarre music choices, and above all Pattinson's mopey mopey daddy-issues Batman. And his big, big, clunky boots. I guess there was a desire for a post-Joker Batman, but turning a villain into an antihero (as in Joker) and turning a hero into a sad sack aren't the same thing. Come. On. Batman's supposed to be a classic hero, motivated by a desire to avenge his family and clean up his city. This guy is a depressive insomniac who wears lots of eye makeup and hates everyone. I didn't understand for a second what was supposed to be motivating him. He seemed drugged and bored the entire film. When Catwoman kissed him, I thought he was going to start crying about being aggressed.… Expand

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Invader12Mar 8, 2022

This movie is lengthy and very slow. Almost 3 hours is a ridiculous amount of time for this movie. Matt should shorten this movie to about 2 hours and 15 minutes as standard. This is just an average movie, nothing more and nothing less. TheThis movie is lengthy and very slow. Almost 3 hours is a ridiculous amount of time for this movie. Matt should shorten this movie to about 2 hours and 15 minutes as standard. This is just an average movie, nothing more and nothing less. The only plus point is the sound and the picture.… Expand

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ReviewUsernameMar 20, 2022

I'm sorry, what is there to like about this movie? This was a 3 hour long version of the trailer. Bland and one-dimensional action movie.

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ChanmannMar 18, 2022

I don't even know where to begin and truthfully I don't wish to spend any more brainpower reflecting on why this film was dissapointing. We left as soon as the check came. grddgggggggggggggggggggggggg -- Sorry, I just had to pick my head upI don't even know where to begin and truthfully I don't wish to spend any more brainpower reflecting on why this film was dissapointing. We left as soon as the check came. grddgggggggggggggggggggggggg -- Sorry, I just had to pick my head up from the keyboard as I may have had a mild narcoleptic spell thinking about it.… Expand

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Tomatenmann01Mar 17, 2022

too long and many many unnecessary plotwists.
it had like 7 scenes where i thought ok now its over right? bit no...

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LookingforheartMar 17, 2022

Sigh. What in the hey is wrong with Hollywood? The DCU actually took a good turn with the Wonder Woman films, Shazam, even The Joker and the Snyder cut of Justice League. Who wrote this tripe? A junior high school kid? This film is long, theSigh. What in the hey is wrong with Hollywood? The DCU actually took a good turn with the Wonder Woman films, Shazam, even The Joker and the Snyder cut of Justice League. Who wrote this tripe? A junior high school kid? This film is long, the writing is pretentious bordering on parody, resulting in *actual* parody at times, and even though the cast is great and it is well shot, it just can't save it. I think comic book movies, just like actual comic books, are done. Modern Marvel movies are no better, and have actually been worse for some time. This movie is just straight up terrible, and if you make it through the olympic marathon run time, you are a greater man than I, Gunga Din. One star for production values. The writing is the worst I've ever seen, as a very longtime fan of such, in a super hero film. That is it. Please stop inflicting this cr*p on us. We have had enough.… Expand

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ZeddicusZullMar 17, 2022

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Pattinson is not Batman! Pet'itson may be a good actor, but he is not a good Batman. Actually he is the second worst batman of all time. The movie has some nice action scenes, that’s where Putitinson holds his mouth. But in between it is so utter boring. The Riddler is portrayed as a pathetic nerd. AND the leather mask from batman is bullet proof. Pityhisson should have died at least 5 times during all the shootings, but nooo … the bullets hit only his body armour which is indestructible yet still so easy to move in.… Expand

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electronicoffeeMar 16, 2022

Three hours of boring Nolan-esque **** No magic, no fantasy, no wonder. Just a guy in a batsuit cosplay who can't pull off a Bruce Wayne impression to save his life being sad. The Riddler was the worst part. Ruined one of the most iconicThree hours of boring Nolan-esque **** No magic, no fantasy, no wonder. Just a guy in a batsuit cosplay who can't pull off a Bruce Wayne impression to save his life being sad. The Riddler was the worst part. Ruined one of the most iconic villains of all time.… Expand

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Omara8Mar 14, 2022

the batman has a great cinematography with a wonderful theme song, other than that it almost falls flat in every other aspect.
from the inaccurate depictions of characters to the injection of politics and tokenizing characters with multiplethe batman has a great cinematography with a wonderful theme song, other than that it almost falls flat in every other aspect.
from the inaccurate depictions of characters to the injection of politics and tokenizing characters with multiple race swaps, it feels like a mess in the making.
the acting is also not that great if you don't count penguin.… Expand

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WeirdSinbadMar 14, 2022

Lasy this is just a cosplay batman. No skills non of his gadgets like been able to glide or use smoke pellets, and he's two years in. He'd be dead in first week, it immersion braking. He doesn't look intimidating, Im convinced most could kickLasy this is just a cosplay batman. No skills non of his gadgets like been able to glide or use smoke pellets, and he's two years in. He'd be dead in first week, it immersion braking. He doesn't look intimidating, Im convinced most could kick his ass. If you want to watch a movie about a broken man watch joke this one is just biting it's style and honestly it's the weakest version of batman , everything is less. Would of made more sense if he wasn't 2 years in! Miss out large developments like how bats earned Gordons trust. Overall it's lacking compared to the other movies.… Expand

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czarmkMar 13, 2022

Overrated. Bad acting, bad direction, bad plot. The bat detective doesn't know Spanish, although he's billionaire and the best detective in the world. Catwoman shouldn't be in this movie, she has no purpose here apart from being a shockingOverrated. Bad acting, bad direction, bad plot. The bat detective doesn't know Spanish, although he's billionaire and the best detective in the world. Catwoman shouldn't be in this movie, she has no purpose here apart from being a shocking parental revelation. Miss you, Nolan, Snyder and Burton.… Expand

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S0LiDMar 13, 2022

Most boring batman movie ever done. Darker, more realistic, more bla bla, nothing at all. Tiny guy kickin asses, lol

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F1_is_WWEMar 13, 2022

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Riddle me this...

How does the riddler manage to break into the mayor's mansion unnoticed?
How does the cat manage to break into the mayor's mansion, now a crime scene, unnoticed?
How does the riddler manage to break into the DA's car unnoticed?
How does the bat survive an explosion 2 meters away?
Why does the police wait until the bat is in a cell before attempting to unmask him? Didn't the medics want to check for injuries?
How does a tiny grappling gun manage to lift the bat faster than the police can climb the stairs?
How does the bat walk away from slamming into a bridge?
How does the butler survive an explosion in his hand?
Why does the riddler kill all his victims personally except Bruce Wayne?
How does the "To the Batman" greeting card survive the explosion and fire at Bruce Wayne's mansion?
Why don't the guards at the drug buy notice the cat pulling up in a motorcycle?
Why does the penguin fly free after killing multiple civilians on the highway?
How does a woman manage to place a phone call while being tortured?
Why does the world's greatest detective do everything the riddler asks?
Why didn't the world's greatest detective ever consider investigating his parent's murder?
Why does only a single one of the falcon's body guards have a phone/flashlight?
Why doesn't the falcon bother to increase security after the drug buy goes bad?
Why does the riddler give himself up?
Why does the riddler leave clues for his final plan and then complain that the plan is stopped? Did he want the bat to find out or not?
Why is the cat coincidentally attending the mayor's victory speech?
Why do villians wait their turn before trying to shoot the bat?
How does a skinny girl manage to lift a bat in body armour?
How does the bat manage to fit his suit of body armour in a tiny duffel bag?
How does the bat manage to teleport out of rooms instantaneously?… Expand

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Akira47rusMar 13, 2022

Супер!
спасибо! я оценила фильм на все 100% в Российских кинотеатрах, потрясающе!

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UnworthyMar 12, 2022

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. The worst Batman ever, this one was boring from start to end, full of teenage angst and no real drama. Some dude is killing corrupt politicians and Batman is obsessing over his hairdo, and then a cat lady shows up and leaves. Three hours of pure misery. A complete disservice to the character. Pattison is even worse than in Twilight, if such a thing were even possible.… Expand

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Alper2003Mar 12, 2022

I have clear image for Batman in my mind so he is clever, strategic and have great fighting skills. Batman never trusts his armor and take himself into the path of bullet such foolishly. Also he is not just a dedective he is strong andI have clear image for Batman in my mind so he is clever, strategic and have great fighting skills. Batman never trusts his armor and take himself into the path of bullet such foolishly. Also he is not just a dedective he is strong and fighting so fast unlikely Robert Pattinson.So Sorry the say that but this movie is definitely not a Batman movie and i'm so sure RP guy is not the Batman.… Expand

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OlimpusMar 12, 2022

Take batman, take away all part of his shadow sect training, take away his charisma, make him stingy and problematic and get this. A sloppy batman, with boring characters and a lot of useless scenes.

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marifmdMar 11, 2022

A disgrace to the batman franchise. Batman is about a guy skilled in fighting armed with technology taking on bad guys. Robert Pattisons batman is a depressed person with bad mascara and daddy issues.

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babul86Mar 11, 2022

Pior detetive do mundo, não adianta falar que é inicio de carreira, ficou 2 anos batendo em bandido pé de chinelo enquanto o Charada encontrou os verdadeiros bandidos de gotham.

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StriderKiwiMar 10, 2022

Even putting the politics aside, it's a dull and incompetent effort that does not justify it's 3 hour runtime. The action scenes, what few there are, are terrible, none of the characters are memorable, and none of the twists really work.Even putting the politics aside, it's a dull and incompetent effort that does not justify it's 3 hour runtime. The action scenes, what few there are, are terrible, none of the characters are memorable, and none of the twists really work. They're all either extremely predictable, or far less interesting than what I was coming up with while watching it. Worse than all of this though, is supposedly an intellectual movie, that has multiple illogical and down right stupid moments that require unacceptable levels of suspension of disbelief from the viewer. The Batman series has had phases of excellence and phases of disaster, and sadly, this movie falls in the latter category. Save your money and watch something else.… Expand

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KabbyMar 9, 2022

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Such a horrible film. There was zero character development, at all. Made the story feel so disjointed. Felt like someone drew up a storyboard and was shooting scenes of it, and didn’t really care how they were strung together. Did anyone notice that Bruce was out of suit maybe for 5.5 minutes combined? Literally no lines outside of him being in his Batman persona (fighting crime!) so no chance to earn any depth. Possibly one of the worst scripts of all time. Love Rob, but there’s only so much you can do with a horrible character and horrible script and direction. Did anyone else die a little Inside when he went to the club with his hair over his face? Like an emo 00’s kid. And the casting. THE CASTING. Jeffrey Wright, while generally a good actor, was not meant for this role. I cringed every time he was on screen. Gollum/Snoke, while an AMAZING actor, is NOT Alfred. Such an odd and ill fitting choice. Zoe Kravitz is generally a bad actor imo, and the script just sent her plummeting. Can we talk about her characters big reveal with the falcon being her dad? And then what? What did we do with this info thereafter? How did it further the story? Can we talk about the weird ass “woke” lines. “They’re just a bunch of straight white privileged **** - says to a straight white male. “Let’s take down those hedge fund guys” -says to a hedge fund guy. I consider myself “woke”, but my dude, make it in character and canon. Literally pulls you right out. And the Riddler talking to his followers like a **** twitch streamer? What’s going on in this movie? Visually it was pleasing, hence my 2. That’s the only praise I can give. Rob as Batman is good, as Bruce is horrible. As Bruce, felt like a twilight rendition with his angst emo-ness.… Expand

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MoviePetePodMar 9, 2022

The Batman is a movie that claims to revolutionize big-screen adaptations of the classic character, but fails in almost every way.

The cinematography and music/score are amazing, but every other aspect of this movie left me wanting. BatmanThe Batman is a movie that claims to revolutionize big-screen adaptations of the classic character, but fails in almost every way.

The cinematography and music/score are amazing, but every other aspect of this movie left me wanting.

Batman is a moody like a teenager, and clearly is supposed to learn a lesson about what he represents to the city of Gotham. But that lesson is completely unearned by the end of the film, and in fact his character is almost superfluous to the heroic climax.

Zoe Kravitz tries to deliver an intriguing Catwoman, but the writing leaves her as a damsel in distress multiple times, and the super-flawed Batman is constantly taking the moral high ground with her and talking down to her.

Colin Ferrell's Penguin was a high point for his performance and humor, but underused as just a secondary villain.

The plot is plodding and overly-long. Upon my second watch of the movie, I found myself drifting off to sleep often in the first half. Knowing what happens next, I lost all interest in the mystery because it is delivered in an unexciting manner. The Riddler is the main antagonist for awhile, but then disappears from the movie and is replaced with a string of other threats before becoming just another item to be checked off the list by the end.

The action is well choreographed, but just like other DCEU films, there is a swath of collateral damage that is far too apparent to be ignored as it is. Batman is just as destructive at the end of the film as he is at the beginning, leaving one to wonder what the lesson is to be learned here.

On a related note, the movie does touch upon current issues such as corruption and greed in politics and government, but then has a very regressive take on the mentally ill and the drug epidemic. The themes presented here are muddled and presented in a slap-dash manner that makes little sense.

Overall, I found the movie boring, regressive, and without meaningful themes.… Expand

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