Alchemy | Release Date: July 10, 2015
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raefonJul 10, 2015
This movie is beyond bad, it is just beyond belief that someone was paid to write this script and actors would put their name to this utter rubbish.

I know Nicole Kidman is not the greatest actress and her career is washed up but putting
This movie is beyond bad, it is just beyond belief that someone was paid to write this script and actors would put their name to this utter rubbish.

I know Nicole Kidman is not the greatest actress and her career is washed up but putting her name to this shows how far she has fallen.

There is not one redeeming quality about the film. The story was just full of plot holes and characters that just made no sense to any of the story. Little own the fact that everything about the cinematography was either a cliché or just completely wrong.

Hugo Weaving as the Coppa ( or lead detective ) just made no sense at all as he was somewhere between Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger and Blue Heelers. But nothing like a country cop or an Australian Police Officer at all.

Do not watch this unless you have a bucket list for the worst movie ever or indeed just want to punch yourself in the face.
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csw12Sep 22, 2015
You know a movie can't be good when it goes nowhere for the last 40 minutes. Another shameless pile of garbage that we today call movies. This is what movies are today, lazy, stupid, and incoherent. Strangerland is an embarrassment andYou know a movie can't be good when it goes nowhere for the last 40 minutes. Another shameless pile of garbage that we today call movies. This is what movies are today, lazy, stupid, and incoherent. Strangerland is an embarrassment and everyone involved should be embarrassed. Expand
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CameraBounceGodDec 21, 2015
the price of nicole kidman seeing the future and being sexy and catching elrond in front of elrond...is that she loses her daughter just like he lost his daughter to humans.....the price of betraying vasilie zietsef yet again by banging histhe price of nicole kidman seeing the future and being sexy and catching elrond in front of elrond...is that she loses her daughter just like he lost his daughter to humans.....the price of betraying vasilie zietsef yet again by banging his love from blue mountain and being a dick to elrond and everyone is that he cries like a **** and his wife suffocates and rips of her cloathes which is the more manly thing to do...I can't help but feel like this whole movie is a closer look at what happened during lord of the rings.... Expand
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