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vladislavp92Jun 28, 2018

The movie is absolute garbage. It's extremely poorly written. Characters have no personality or motivation and acted really bad. This new Marvel-style comedy is pure cringe and ruining the film even more. No more connection with all theThe movie is absolute garbage. It's extremely poorly written. Characters have no personality or motivation and acted really bad. This new Marvel-style comedy is pure cringe and ruining the film even more. No more connection with all the previous films. New director - new plot with new laws of the universe. I can't find anything good in this movie except the picture and CGI effects but that's not enough.… Expand

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YippeeJul 2, 2018

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. I couldn’t get past the direction that was chosen for Luke, this is the basis for a ‘0’ rating. Luke Skywalker is not what was portrayed in this film which I call “Disney 2.0”. Some scenes are ok but the movie as whole detracts from the Star Wars lore. The Disney versions seem to have a “board room discussion” type feel to them opposed to the creative and home cooked warmth that the Lucas versions have.… Expand

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KabholdJul 5, 2018

Such a bad movie that Im no longer a fan. Wont be watching anymore Disney made SW movies.

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IG88Jul 7, 2018

I grew up watching Star Wars. I've seen the original more than 50 times. I've played the games, collected the comic books and read about a dozen of the novels. I've got about $300 worth of Star Wars: Armada ships in my book case and evenI grew up watching Star Wars. I've seen the original more than 50 times. I've played the games, collected the comic books and read about a dozen of the novels. I've got about $300 worth of Star Wars: Armada ships in my book case and even though EP1 and EP2 were not stellar (they were good though..), EP3 was amazing. I listen to the sound tracks and when I ran a marathon years ago, I listened to the "Throne Room" track when I crossed the finish line. I've built models as a child of X-Wings and other ships, I've bought easily $1000 worth of Star Wars legos and sent them to my nephews. I've seen the Clone Wars cartoon series all the way through twice and I'll probably watch it again someday. My youth, my imagination, my heart all belonged to Star Wars.

Not anymore. I never will watch Episode VII or VIII again. Horrible garbage that craps on all the lore of the past, changes all the characters and story for the worst and has killed any interest I have in Star Wars ever again. I didn't see Solo and I will not be seeing Episode 9. Star Wars is dead to me. It's a liberal crap fest of silly men and purple haired over arching women. The men are all stupid and the women all are just so smart. The force is silly and the Jedi are meaningless. I didn't care if any of them lived or died. I'm still not even sure what happened in this movie or why I should care. The magic is gone, Star Wars is dead. I wish these movies were never made (Rogue One was ok, but not worth the crap that is 7 and 8). I will watch the original 6 until I die, and just pretend Disney never got involved.… Expand

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MaaraviJul 9, 2018

Disney raped and murdered Star Wars with this feminazi propaganda. Kathleen Kennedy should be working as a shift leader at Del Taco--not running (and destroying) Lucas' legacy.

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ThanosDaimakuJul 9, 2018

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. una real mierda, la peor pelicula de la historia, disney mato star wars, sin duda la peor de la saga… Expand

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Honest-YanJul 10, 2018

This is a really bad film, but also even worse because it kills a beloved franchise. I had to google an explanation for the end of the movie because it makes so little sense. Characters do totally irrational things and whole plot threads haveThis is a really bad film, but also even worse because it kills a beloved franchise. I had to google an explanation for the end of the movie because it makes so little sense. Characters do totally irrational things and whole plot threads have no reason for events or character behavior. I left the theater not knowing who was alive and who was dead because it was so ambiguous and without logic. This movie is worse than the prequel trilogy. There is a light saber duel in the middle of the movie that is OK, although it is over-choreographed and some actors miss their mark, making it look like a silly dance in places. I don't think they can undo the harm in the next sequel, I wish they could retract the film and make it again properly.… Expand

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EliteNaDeRSep 17, 2018

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Biggest disappointment of 2017, the last jedi makes the prequels look like masterpieces compared o this pile of crap. just a bunch of sjw bullcrap and a big middle finger to all star wars fans. do not listen to the critic reviews they are a bunch of paid off morons.… Expand

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andreiavJan 10, 2019

Absolutely terrible. Ridiculous plot with ridiculous ending. No real character development, and completely pointless. I rarely bother to write a review, but this is just awful.

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MetapeteJul 11, 2018

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. I had had high hopes when I was entering the cinema for Last Jedi. Upon leaving I wasn't disappointed or upset. I just felt really, really sorry for what Disney did to Star Wars. The Last Jedi fails both as an individual movie and, even more so, as part of a series and is one of the worst films I've ever seen.

First and foremost it seems that the screenplay was written by somebody who was unhappy to make a movie which is the middle part of a trilogy. This is kind of understandable: second movie out of three means that your film will neither have a real beginning because it picks up, where the first movie ended, nor an ending, because it is a lead up to the third film. JJ Abrams built up a lot of potential, shrouding important pieces of the plot in mystery: Who is Snoke? How did he become the leader of what essentially is the ne Empire? Who is Rey? Where do her powers come from? Who were her parents? How do those characters tie in into the "Skywalker Saga"? Rian Johnson decided to set all those carefully constructed pieces of the plot on fire and throw them out of the window into a dumpster. Snoke? Random guy, dies a random death, so who cares who he had been. Rey? Well, she's just a random Mary Sue. Skywalker? Johnson seems to hate him.
Luke Skywalker's return was the very dramatic peak of Force Awakens, the entire plot of the first movie was building up all the tension to leave the audience with a cliff hanger, for finally, old Master Skywalker was found and the new main protagonist gave him his old light sabre back. What happens in Last Jedi? Luke throws the lightsabre away, in a manner which brings to mind the cartoon Coyote rummaging through the contents of his ACME toolbox. Funny? I think not. What's more, Luke's new personna doesn't seem to have anything to do with the old Luke Skywalker we'd known. And sure, people change. But considering that half the audience was eagerly awaiting the return of their old hero, turning a character, who literally is a pop culture icon, into a clown seems thoughtless.
Unfortunately, such thoughlessness accompanies the events on e screen all the time - tearing down any respect we used to have to both the protagonists and antagonists in a failed effort to make the movie a Marvel-like goofy comedy. Where Marvel managed to make us both laugh at the antics of the superheroes and supervillains and at the same time like them Rian Johnson failed, and left the onscreen characters looking like unlikable idiots. And just like The Force Awakens was a build up for the rest of the trilogy, how are we supposed to care about what is to happen in the third movie? The only previously interesting villain, Snoke, is dead. General Hux and Kylo Ren are idiots and aren't scary at all. Same with protagonists. Rey is a Mary Sue, she wins at everything and is therefore boring. Same thing with Finn, who is only there to kick Phasma's arse time and again. Poe is an idiot. Carrie Fisher is dead. Mark Hamill is alive but his character is dead. So why care what happens to them in the next movie? To be honest it's perplexing how Johnson didn't plan ahead for the third installment in his own excuse of a movie.
What is more, such lack of planning is the movie's biggest fault not only when you consider it as a part of a longer series, but also as its' own film. Even if you look at the film without the context of the ongoing plots, it is a mess. The whole plot with Finn and Rose travelling to collect an idiotic McGuffin from Random Place of Danger is totally irrelevant to the rest of the plot, its' outcome is null but takes half an hour of the onscreen action. The main villain dies randomly halfway into the episode. Luke Skywalker does all kind of random stuff and then all of a sudden he dies for no obvious reason. Johnson seems not to have had any idea for a plot but instead just filled the entire screentime with his stream of consciousness, improvising on the way.
And if this wasn't bad enough, there's this one scene which goes completely against Star Wars canon. Those of you who are only reading this to fuel your own rage at Johnson's inaptitude know what I am about to write about. Faster than light travel. In one scene trumping all the previous idioticisms general Holdo rams her ship into the fleet of the First Order, destroying the flag ship. If you can do that, why hadn't they just light jumped a few ships into the previous Deathstars and Starkillers? It would have been a cheap, easy, instawin solution. In the next movies, when Resistance are trying to destroy the nextgen Death Stars I expect them to do just that. Get a ship and Press the Win Button!

I could continue about other faults of the movie, but since I'm about to reach the 5000 sign cap, and I wouldn't do all this onscreen stupidity justice anyway, I'll just write that I've only covered most of the most ridiculous crap and left out the so much more that there is in the film. Congratulations Disney, 0/10.… Expand

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BladeLover2049Aug 17, 2018

The intervention of an "author" in a work that is conceived as a product and not as a work is unnecessary. And that is the root of evil. Freedom in art only exists if art can be free, and not tied to pretenses and business demands or escapesThe intervention of an "author" in a work that is conceived as a product and not as a work is unnecessary. And that is the root of evil. Freedom in art only exists if art can be free, and not tied to pretenses and business demands or escapes from the routine. A ghost movie, because it has a soul, but a soul that can not lead to interact with the material world in a spiritual way.… Expand

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ThumokJul 17, 2018

A great disappointment. So far the worst Star Wars movie. Weak plot, shallow characters and except from a few CGI moments completely forgettable.

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ospJul 18, 2018

It is absurd that the "critics" across the web are giving such good reviews. This is not only a really terrible sw movie (they take a **** on the lore and The Last Jedi does not feel like sw movie at all) but it is genuinely a really terribleIt is absurd that the "critics" across the web are giving such good reviews. This is not only a really terrible sw movie (they take a **** on the lore and The Last Jedi does not feel like sw movie at all) but it is genuinely a really terrible movie in general (as a craft in the least). I am very distrustful of "critics" since The Force Awakens reviews. And now it is beyond obvious - critics are either dishonest and bought, scared and self-censored or just plainly incompetent and stupid.

I don't need to spoiler here anything and write what wrote dozens (hundreds? thousands?) of people before me - check youtube channels, google the "what is wrong with the last jedi" or...just use your OWN brain when you watch it. It is not a "toxic" fandom, nazis, fascists, alt-right, manbabies, misogynists or whatnot (as the media and Disney call us) - this movie is simply dumb. The plot is dumber and worse than the screenplay for the remake of Ninja Turtles or Power Rangers - seriously..it is that bad, nonsensical, filled with plot holes, filler side quest with a null outcome and consequence (30+ minutes of scenes which could be cut from the movie and it would steal absolutely nothing from the "story"), lore/world breaking stuff (how they let this happen?), abundance of so called "twists", really BAD and inappropriate humor and once again to emphasise: plot holes, plot armors and deus ex machina everywhere (people getting from point A to point B even when the enemy is everywhere and pointing guns at them with magic I guess)... On top of that there is criminally mistreated character of Luke Skywalker...just god awful treatment.

There is so much wrong with this excuse for a movie so that there are hours of rants on the internet...go and look. The movie is long (nothing is happening there for almost 3 hours!), feels empty, it's boring, the antagonists are complete jokes - literally (mama jokes, prank "phone" calls...). And the protagonists are either dumb, they are acting irrationally to serve a "plot" or inexplicably overpowered and plain. No character development, no struggle especially for Rey - Yes, she proved herself as a textbook example of Mary Sue yet again... Story is sooo lame and stupid that a twelve year old boy/girl could think it of on his/her way to the school.... And you can hate Jar Jar or George Lucas for the prequels but those movies had the beginning, a middle and the end (each of them) and they had an overall arc. George's movies are an example of a consistent and meaningful storytelling. And most importantly they built and extended the sw universe - they give the viewer a feeling that the story is happening in a big galaxy with a bunch of planets and worlds... I was thrilled to read at night the wookiepedia, the books and play the games in that wonderful world George and others created: Thrawn saga, Jedi Outcast, Academy, Kotor 1-2, Force Unleashed...

That all is gone now - Disney killed it and cooked a cheap and dumb movie with Star Wars logo to make money but without any Star Wars ingredients. I did not like VII (basically lot of similar problems and complete rehash of IV - again, go and search internet what is wrong with this one if you need someone to pinpoint it for you) but I went to the cinema after the horrible VII to see episode VIII for the one and only reason they left me - I went to see VIII only for Luke Skywalker, I wanted at least this fan service...I wanted the Jedi Master which he should be...but we've got a clown, a joke of the character instead... This trilogy lacks the SW soul.

You think I am a butt-hurt manbaby (the insult J. Abrams or Rian Johnson calls the fans?) - then why is the director Rian Johnson every day on twitter posting stupidity and trying to defend his creation?? Because he, lucasfilm and disney sees the huge hate but not from some few weirdos like media tries to sell - but from across the fandom and the audience. He tries to blame everything and everyone (even gamergate omg) but himself. Go and laugh at his twitter account... That guy is PATHETIC.

I am not seeing the episode IX. There is nothing to bring me to the cinema for the next episode - it is not just some "childish" boycott - I am just genuinely not interested how this trilogy ends.

P.S. And thanks to the bad taste they left in my mouth I am skipping any other SW movie from their social-justice labs. If they want to push agendas - let them embed it in a good movie at least... The leftist propaganda is too forced and off putting. Movies like SW is a form of escapism...they just tainted it.

P.P.S. To Disney: Solo flopped and you may try to fix this disaster but you cannot undone this money-grab. When you try to reboot this mess I have an advice for you: hire some REAL storyteller who has some talent and will invest at least one afternoon for the screenplay. He should be a real fan with a good taste and respect to the established lore - for now just let this garbage die and be forgotten.… Expand

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addiek50Aug 13, 2018

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. This movie was a big disappointment. I went into this thinking it would be one of the best 'Star Wars' movies. I was wrong. This is the worst 'Star Wars' film that has ever landed in theatres. Let's begin with the positives: (The list is short.) The soundtrack is phenomenal and sounds like a Star Wars film should. The special effects also look amazing. That's where the positives end. Let's start with the negatives: The Characters. These characters are horrible in every way. Rey, (The main hero) could not be more Mary Sue. She bests Luke Skywalker, the son to the most powerful man in existence (Anakin), and who has gone through so much training, after using the force for a week. WHAT? Last week she didn't even believe in the force! Rose Tico is a useless character. If she was taken out it would really not change a thing. Except make the movie better. Luke Skywalker is one of my favorite characters of all time, and he just sucks in this movie. He hates the jedi and almost killed a kid, is the literal opposite of the Luke we know and love. Some people say this "subverts our expectations." No, it is stupid. Luke went through three whole movies to become a jedi knight, to stay calm at all times and to always have hope. But he just throws his lightsaber off a cliff and forgets all of his training. Leia Poppins is stupid and messes with the lore of Star Wars. Enough said.
Admiral Holdo is a quote-unquote "EMPOWERED WOMAN" who can't tell anyone her plan because...? The movie is filled with bad jokes and pushes a political agenda that nobody wants to see because of Kathleen Kennedy and Rian Johnson. Please fire these blokes and hire someone that actually cares about Star Wars.… Expand

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ninjagaidenfan2Aug 13, 2018

this movie is so terrible and disgraceful i'd rather be friends with Amy Schumer!

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h_lcyononJul 27, 2018

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. One of the worst movies I've ever watched, horrendous in every possible way that shows how such a grand franchise can be ruined in such sad occasion. I say I wasn't really a fan of the Star Wars before I watched the 7th one, but this 'thing' just absolutely destroys everything the series has built.

So many things that are just so much wrong, but especially the existence of Rose. Ruins the flow of the movie so bad that it would have been much better without her and the stupid Casino sequence. Well, I'd rather not waste my ATPs writing about this pile of **** just two more things: parabolic orbit of laser guns in space and the almighty FTL Kamikaze attack. Still get on my nerves after months... WHAT. THE. FXXK?… Expand

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ArchanousJul 30, 2018

This movie is by far the worst movie of the entire Star Wars trilogy. This movie made me to lost all the hope I had for the Star Wars Universe and has definitely destroyed the Saga. Star Wars has lost a fan.

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ArchVaderAug 3, 2018

This once again did not follow the canon of the books and the EU which needs to happen. The books are great and it's what the real fans want. The new fans will then also see how great the books are and it will encourage more reading of the EU.

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jvillicanaAug 5, 2018

literally made an account just so that i could bash this film because i hate it so much. stupid story. stupid characters. rose.

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JHarrisAug 16, 2018

Literally the worst film I had ever seen. I counted over two dozen plot holes when previously I had never noticed more than three in any other film. Virtually none of the character motivations make sense, their personalities seem to do aLiterally the worst film I had ever seen. I counted over two dozen plot holes when previously I had never noticed more than three in any other film. Virtually none of the character motivations make sense, their personalities seem to do a 180 whenever the 'story' demands it and they actively make decisions counter productive to what is meant to be motivating them. It also contradicts Star Wars Lore from previous films. Honestly it felt like a complete mess written by a professional film maker who just wanted to have Star Wars on their resume, but who never bothered enough to actually watch the films before writing his...… Expand

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TomaselisSep 8, 2018

This was my last SW movie.
I loved SW films since I was a child going to thee movies with my father and siblings.
I enjoyed the original trilogy, the prequels (with all those new workds Lucas created), Rogue One and some of the books (Bane'sThis was my last SW movie.
I loved SW films since I was a child going to thee movies with my father and siblings.
I enjoyed the original trilogy, the prequels (with all those new workds Lucas created), Rogue One and some of the books (Bane's trilogy and Plagueis).
But this was enough.
Marie sue, feminist agenda, no Arc for the characters (Snoke? Rey's origins- Finn's arc with Phasma).
I feel sad they destroyed a universe my family and I enjoyed for three generations.… Expand

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Daniel_EndureMay 7, 2019

The Last Jedi takes characters, both new and old, and does a fine job in making them look like a bunch of complete moronic failures who haven't a clue as to what they're doing or how to do it. Going into the final conclusion to the trilogy,The Last Jedi takes characters, both new and old, and does a fine job in making them look like a bunch of complete moronic failures who haven't a clue as to what they're doing or how to do it. Going into the final conclusion to the trilogy, there's no one left to root for - Episode IX has been set up to be scrawny guys who think they're tough (but aren't) vs. utter dullards. What a disappointment.… Expand

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NemesAug 18, 2018

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Just an unbelievable amout of nonsense trash and feminist ideas which are also presented in an horrible way. I believe the target is to destroy the star wars genre...… Expand

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Flex1988Aug 18, 2018

R.I.P Star Wars. If you like Star Wars, this movie is the complete and utter betrayal of it. Save money and emotional pain and stay away. Compared to this the prequals have earned my appreciation. After seeing this movie, I was mad at it forR.I.P Star Wars. If you like Star Wars, this movie is the complete and utter betrayal of it. Save money and emotional pain and stay away. Compared to this the prequals have earned my appreciation. After seeing this movie, I was mad at it for weeks. This movie derailed the Star Wars saga.… Expand

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Jerome_aSep 3, 2018

The worst Star Wars Movie Ever ! Awful character, awful story, awful fights, awful acting, awful cliché ... One of the worst movie of 2017. It destroy Luke, Leia, the original trilogy, Jedi Motivation, Snoke, Alien Species (the porg should goThe worst Star Wars Movie Ever ! Awful character, awful story, awful fights, awful acting, awful cliché ... One of the worst movie of 2017. It destroy Luke, Leia, the original trilogy, Jedi Motivation, Snoke, Alien Species (the porg should go to hell) and everything we like Star Wars for.… Expand

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Stephenj2010Jan 10, 2019

Star Wars: The Last Jedi is litterly the WORST Star Wars film ever I ever saw in my entire life. Those freakin critics were being stupid and gave good ratings for no good reason WHY? because the whole story is so so SO horrible written! BadStar Wars: The Last Jedi is litterly the WORST Star Wars film ever I ever saw in my entire life. Those freakin critics were being stupid and gave good ratings for no good reason WHY? because the whole story is so so SO horrible written! Bad acting, same problem as the Empire Strikes Back. and Even, even EVEN Worst! and after that, I GOT SO OUTRAGE OVER THIS WHOLE WORST FILM, BEHIND EPISODE I THE PHANTOM MEANECE! So So So Horribly terrible moments in the history of the Star Wars franchise. I'M AM SO NOT HAPPY WITH THIS 8TH EPISODE OF STAR WARS! In the next 12 months, I Hope that Episode IX will be better than this horrible episode. Bad bad bad bad BAD Star Wars films! WORST STAR WARS MOVIE EVER! >:(… Expand

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ThomasCJAug 28, 2018

Clearly the worst Star Wars movie. It's boring, messy storyline, lazy writing, obvious plotholes, wasted characters, ridiculous scenes (you know what I’m talking about), no real lightsabre duels, that pointless **** sidestory on the casinoClearly the worst Star Wars movie. It's boring, messy storyline, lazy writing, obvious plotholes, wasted characters, ridiculous scenes (you know what I’m talking about), no real lightsabre duels, that pointless **** sidestory on the casino planet, Rey is a cardboard Mary Sue, the condescending matriarchy of the rebellion made me root for the First Order, the too earthly politics (I see Star Wars to get away from that crap), the lame gotcha twists and the strange nihilistic undertone. And no, it’s not “different”, it’s the same unimaginative rehash of scenes and plots like they did in TFA.
They clearly don’t have a story arc or any idea what they want to do with the trilogy, except making money.
The Galaxy far far away is supposed to be this amazing place full of interesting characters, cool new worlds, funky aliens and new adventures around every corner. The Disney sequel galaxy is a boring little place inhabited by a handful of uninteresting characters.
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Jerm83Aug 28, 2018

This movie is proof that official movie review sites are all paid shills. How can this movie achieve universal acclaim is beyond me.

Plot holes galore, poor humour, and really unbearable to watch midway. I've watched tons of movies and sadlyThis movie is proof that official movie review sites are all paid shills. How can this movie achieve universal acclaim is beyond me.

Plot holes galore, poor humour, and really unbearable to watch midway. I've watched tons of movies and sadly episode 8 got me so bored that I was looking around and wondering when this movie will end. Sad to see the way such an amazing story go down like that. I am not sure if future shows will be able to redeem Star Wars. I sincerely hope it will.… Expand

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Joe49Aug 30, 2018

Plot holes, poor character development, long-running time with unnecessary sub-plot. Cringy jokes make the experience unwatchable

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DerekSCriticOct 20, 2018

This has got to be the worst Star Wars film I have ever watched and I haven't seen them all! It ruins everything about Star Wars from the terrible plot, bad characters, awful humor and excessively long runtime.

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MonsterskillSep 12, 2018

Ty for acquiring Star Wars and murdering it, Disney. I will hate you forever for this. Thanks for completely butchering Luke Skywalker and making a great hero into a child murderer. F U. Thanks for injecting your SJW agenda into a world thatTy for acquiring Star Wars and murdering it, Disney. I will hate you forever for this. Thanks for completely butchering Luke Skywalker and making a great hero into a child murderer. F U. Thanks for injecting your SJW agenda into a world that was once an escape from the drudgery of politics. Thanks for refusing to draw upon the wealth of stories from the Expanded Universe and instead removing it from canon, rendering 30 years of passionate work from authors and fans meaningless. Remember Kyle Katarn, Jacen Solo, Mara Jade, Kyp Durron?! None of them ever existed now. Yuuzhan Vong invasion? Never happened. What did we get in exchange? Some freaking Mary Sue? To hell with you, Disney. You have RUINED my childhood. I LOVED Star Wars. I LOVED the Expanded Universe. You had a responsibility to the fans who grew up with this franchise. In the words of Adam Sandler, "YOU BLEW IT!"

BTW, the movie is terrible, and full of plotholes, shallow character development, and cliches. These criticisms have been done to death elsewhere, so I will not repeat them here.… Expand

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Ryanm42Sep 14, 2018

Garbage. I hated this movie. Completely disrespectful to the original material. This series is built on nostalgia. Therefore you cannot disrespect and glance over the original. Garbage film. Rian Johnson made a terrible decision withGarbage. I hated this movie. Completely disrespectful to the original material. This series is built on nostalgia. Therefore you cannot disrespect and glance over the original. Garbage film. Rian Johnson made a terrible decision with this movie. What on earth was he thinking?… Expand

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saranknightSep 17, 2018

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Like most of the fan of star wars movie, this movie ruin the whole star wars universe. It broke all the star wars logic. The old character from past movie act absolutely difference. For me, star wars series already dead by this movie alone. I will not watch Solo or other movie. I do not believe it would has star wars feeling in it anymore… Expand

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Vanta77Nov 15, 2019

The only Star Wars movie i really disliked, too much political agenda and just disrespect towards an amazing fanbase that has always held these series in high regards, Rian Johnson wanted to create a controversial movie and he knows nothingThe only Star Wars movie i really disliked, too much political agenda and just disrespect towards an amazing fanbase that has always held these series in high regards, Rian Johnson wanted to create a controversial movie and he knows nothing about Star Wars, too bad Disney isnt the best at making decisions.… Expand

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dmacconnNov 18, 2018

This movie is a troll film. After watching this I have no desire to see how the final movie turns out. Such utter disrespect for the franchise with plot holes you can drive a truck through.

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MovieManiac75Sep 22, 2018

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Disney ruined the Starwars franchise by Killing fans favorites characters and creating new boring characters and boring stories boring vilains an insult to the fans… Expand

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Mikeol1987Dec 13, 2020

Simply put, this is the Film that erased the star wars franchise, not with a bang, but with a confusing self-aggrandising fizzle.

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HansveltMar 7, 2020

Piece of **** Political correctness messed up the star wars series.I really hate Disney

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SaroSep 30, 2018

This is worst Star Wars movie of all time. This movie is not even better than Battlefield earth 3000. Rian Johnson should stop witch Star wars because this is just bad.

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nesasOct 2, 2018

I'm not Russian bot and I have no political views. I hate this movie and what Ryan Johnson did to it! There are so many issues that it obvious this was a huge cash grab. I can not list them all as others have done a better job already....I'm not Russian bot and I have no political views. I hate this movie and what Ryan Johnson did to it! There are so many issues that it obvious this was a huge cash grab. I can not list them all as others have done a better job already.... how this movie actually has such a high metascore is beyond me.

You can trick us once or twice Disney... but watch your box office numbers tumble on Ryan's NEW Star Wars Trilogy!… Expand

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TimKgamerOct 14, 2018

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. The worst movie ever made. I walked out of the cinema depressed and outraged. How could they do that to Luke?… Expand

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Mr_MegalodonNov 5, 2018

Least favorite movie I've ever seen and by far the worst Star Wars movie ever made.

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JCR94Nov 12, 2018

This movie was only bearable after ordering 5 shots of whiskey at the cinema, and even then it felt more like a parody than the real deal.
Almost a year later I remember it and can't help but cringe.

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mariotpoopNov 16, 2018

worst star wars ever
totally forgettable, no soul
it's like a mass produced pile of junk

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Imperius147Sep 13, 2019

Pros:
- CGI
Cons: - characters - writting - battle choreography - dead SnoKe - dead Luke - SJW propaganda - overpower Rey, defeat Luke without training,defeat Snoke guards,... - betrayal Luke Skywalker path Jedi. Yes he save father/VaderPros:
- CGI

Cons:
- characters
- writting
- battle choreography
- dead SnoKe
- dead Luke
- SJW propaganda
- overpower Rey, defeat Luke without training,defeat Snoke guards,...
- betrayal Luke Skywalker path Jedi. Yes he save father/Vader ,but tries to kill nephew
- boring

The worst Star Wars movie. Diney kill SW universe… Expand

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D45T4NJun 10, 2020

The worst Star Wars part after Rise of Skywalker. They invited director that doesn't know anything about star wars and he made huge pile of meaningless crap that couldn't ever be implemented into canon of franchise, therefore the next movieThe worst Star Wars part after Rise of Skywalker. They invited director that doesn't know anything about star wars and he made huge pile of meaningless crap that couldn't ever be implemented into canon of franchise, therefore the next movie had to revert half of things that happened here. This "movie" is the biggest pile of disrespect ever.… Expand

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KastonNov 19, 2018

Этот фильм заставит вас еще больше любить старую трилогию и приквелы,и подарит вам незабываемые 3 часа глупости и убогости происходящего,от которых вы будете ловить фейспам.Этот фильм заставит вас еще больше любить старую трилогию и приквелы,и подарит вам незабываемые 3 часа глупости и убогости происходящего,от которых вы будете ловить фейспам.

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MetaJoyNov 20, 2018

Rubbish. Absolute rubbish, there is no Star Wars in this "Star Wars" film. Kinda like there are no reliable physics or science in this "science fiction" film. This is a fantasy fair tail movie, complete with magic and a princess, just likeRubbish. Absolute rubbish, there is no Star Wars in this "Star Wars" film. Kinda like there are no reliable physics or science in this "science fiction" film. This is a fantasy fair tail movie, complete with magic and a princess, just like most everything Disney makes. Not that there is an inherent problem with fantasy fair tail movies, just that people who go to see a science fiction film, that was advertised as a science fiction film, which is a part a science fiction franchise, may just happen to want to see a SCIENCE FICTION FILM!!!… Expand

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nurii29Nov 16, 2020

grave stone of a legendary series if you like even one scene of this garbage you are an uncultured swine

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cman102Feb 19, 2019

Absolute garbage. truly terrible movie, and a very very bad star wars movie.........................................................................................

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wavey-hFeb 14, 2019

Absolutely terrible movie and a disgrace to fans. Even knowing it exists to stain a good franchise is quite frankly sad, disney have truly ruined star wars.

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Fate2209Nov 29, 2018

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. This Film is a spit in the face off every Star Wars fan. SPOILER:Half of the movie can be cut out, and the other time you see sjw propaganda and feminisim. Every male character is an idiot or a villan. I dont even know why peopel like this movie and give it somthing on the scale abouve 0. They are chainging the hyperspace only for this movie to make a female character look good.And now the biggest problem they killt snoke the only interresting character gets killt so easy. Somtimes its better to let things just die and not reviving it again and again to destroye the legeace of the francise.… Expand

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AttyaNov 30, 2018

This film is not the Star Wars I used to know. mary sue rey, rose, whiny ren, grumpy luke makes this bad, and the Casino scene is not needed at all.

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McStoolDec 1, 2018

What can I say about this movie that hasn't already been said about Afghanistan?

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RatManWestDec 1, 2018

I remember leaving angry and insulted for the next two days.THIS IS literally the worst movie I’ve seen in my life. Keep in mind; if this was the first Star Wars to come out ever, there would be no more following and it would bomb. But bigI remember leaving angry and insulted for the next two days.THIS IS literally the worst movie I’ve seen in my life. Keep in mind; if this was the first Star Wars to come out ever, there would be no more following and it would bomb. But big corporation needs cash. This also shows how retarded film critics are and the flaws in review systems, with user scores not even showing up in search bars. Mark Hammill doesn’t even like this movie.

I’m sorry, but if you like this movie or are Rian, you’re a **** idiot.… Expand

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gs_libvirtDec 1, 2018

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Had high expectations after Rogue One, thought the story line was going to be about Luke Skywalker turning to the dark side after becoming bitter about the loss of Leya. Instead we get a random space race with half the film focused on character who escape - then rejoin the escaping fleet?! This doesn't even make sense. Add to that a purple haird ultra feminist and space kamikaze at the speed of light and that's the film. Oh...and Luke vanishes into thin air at the end randomly. Complete garbage.… Expand

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JakeHitzDec 3, 2018

I made an account just to write a review for this movie because it’s that bad. To fix the first of this trilogy they needed to find a way to make the villain threatening, and to give a reason for the main character to be the seemingly bestI made an account just to write a review for this movie because it’s that bad. To fix the first of this trilogy they needed to find a way to make the villain threatening, and to give a reason for the main character to be the seemingly best fighter in the universe without any training or experience. Even though she has a natural bond with the force, luke, Annikan and every other Jedi who also had that needed to train for years to get good. What the movie did instead was randomly and easily kill off one of the villains and make the other question his evil ways. Then they made the only legendary character with a chance to be stronger than the main character a huge wimp. Then they made the main character even stronger despite her not getting any training. I wanted a movie about underdogs fighting a war to defeate a powerful evil villain in space. The main character is inexplicable the strongest in the universe and the villain is a huge unthreatening wimp, so there really isn’t even plot or meaningful conflict past a bunch of people whining about their emotions in space. Also strong female lead roles are a good thing in movies, but this goes beyond that to straight up policial propaganda that feels antagonistic towards males. Racial diversity is also definitely a good thing to have in movies, but rather than just having a diverse cast it is presented in a way that feels like a political statement is being shoved down my throat. I just wanted to see powerful, coherent characters fight with laser swords in space. :(… Expand

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karelswarovskyDec 4, 2018

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. This movie is an insult. Not just to the fans, not just to the characters. It's an insult to Star Wars. Plotholes, badly written characters (Rose, Holdo overall), destroyed characters (poor Luke), an idiotic story (ships running out of fuel? casino planet?), nonsensical things (since when hyperspeed can be used as a weapon? Since when ghosts can summon lightbolts? Since when the force allows you to fly in space?)...everything is just a kick in the nuts of what SW is. It's just like the "director" (that's what he call himself, I wouldn't...) Rian Johnson took everything SW was and decided to **** on it just to be different. Well, you know what Rian? You did it. You are different. You have directed what will be remembered as the worst SW related movie in history. Good job!… Expand

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danycamel73Dec 12, 2018

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. sembra Balle SPAZIALI. Il massimo è Leila che finisce nello spazio morta, senza tuta, senza aria, che dopo 15 minuti si risveglia e vola dentro l'astronave come superman. Kylo è un cattivo senza palle e pure preso in giro da tutti, soldati imperiali compresi. Balle SPAZIALI di Mel Brooks era più credibile.… Expand

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FARTASS23Dec 15, 2018

Worst star wars movie in existence. Hard to watch. Story is trash and they made Luke a joke. Disney disgraced Star Wars.

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Dreamwarrior9Dec 16, 2018

I hate Dyke Wars. Where is Star Wars. It has been killed off by Man dykes

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ArmstrongMGRRJan 23, 2019

By crazy Russian fanboy.
The circus continues! After the seventh episode Disney is wiping out a new movie! The Last Jedi. Do you think they have corrected themselves? Um...No. Empty characters, completely absurd situations and even talent!By crazy Russian fanboy.
The circus continues! After the seventh episode Disney is wiping out a new movie! The Last Jedi. Do you think they have corrected themselves? Um...No. Empty characters, completely absurd situations and even talent! **** Disney killed the franchise and will continue to do so, only in the ninth episode.… Expand

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Toad307Dec 31, 2018

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Terrible Writing and completely disregards points brought up in previous films. The Use of Bathos in this film completely ruins the drama and tension in many scenes. The editing is a mess and the Lore and fans have been completely disregarded by the director and Kathleen Kennedy. The film is also filled with so much SJW propaganda it isn't even funny. The 30 minute casino sequence is just a waste of 30 minutes and their is no character development at all in this film.… Expand

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UghdutyOct 3, 2019

Lousy story, bad actors, badly directed, just as bad as it can get. I just watched it through because it was Star Wars and I, stupidly as I was, hoped that something for the better is waiting around ne next thene but that never arived. ThisLousy story, bad actors, badly directed, just as bad as it can get. I just watched it through because it was Star Wars and I, stupidly as I was, hoped that something for the better is waiting around ne next thene but that never arived. This movie is even worse then let‘s say a movie about Ewoks or Star Wars VII.… Expand

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YesterJun 10, 2020

A meandering mess. A soulless themeless deconstructivist movie that misses every beat it tries to hit. Amateurish.

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frankthetank420Jan 4, 2019

This movie was an embarrassing letdown. Good special effects unfortunately were not enough to save this steaming pile of garbage. It's a shining example of the lack of creativity and respect for what made previous movies good, these corporateThis movie was an embarrassing letdown. Good special effects unfortunately were not enough to save this steaming pile of garbage. It's a shining example of the lack of creativity and respect for what made previous movies good, these corporate ideologues seem set on destroying the franchise.… Expand

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ja_2115Jan 3, 2019

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. This movie was so bad it turned me off to any and all future star wars movies. there is not any one single reason that can be pointed to but several. Rian Johnson has no ability to write or direct anything this big or special to so many fans. He took a beloved franchise and pissed all over not just the previous movies but all the fans. From Leia being able to not only survive in space but fly like Mary Poppins was just wrong. The complete character assassination of Luke was horrible to watch. While i would never condone attacks on actual people the character of Rose Tico was just awful and unneeded. Rian Johnson ignored everything that was set up by The Force Awakens. He wrote his script before The Force Awakens was even completed and did not care about anything that was set up to have a great story going forward. I have no desire to watch anything star wars anymore and that is very sad. I was a huge fan. I bought clothing, toys, movie sets and anything star wars I could find. Now I don't even want people to know that I was a fan.… Expand

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Vincevdb1Jan 3, 2019

Worst star wars movie ever made. They completely ruined the concept of hyperspace and made Luke look like a hopeless old man.

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AaronStrong1337Jan 5, 2019

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. This movie is dog **** but more like dog **** with glitter sprinkled on it. The presentation looks appealing, but it still stinks really bad.… Expand

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NotAnotherSJWJan 6, 2019

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. There is just so many Things done wrong with this Movie, this Review could go on forever, so let´s make it short. It was more about pushing Genderpolitics, than telling a story. The Characters that I liked to know more about from the Force Awakens, were written very flat and had no character developement and if so, they just srewed it. Killing off the main villain WFFS? Also there was way too much humor, which really felt out of place. Another Point is that Rian Johnson obviously hasn´t treated the old Characters like Luke and leia with the respect they deserved. I understand that the Movie needs to have it´s dramaturgical means, but you didn´t have to make old loved Characters like Luke an alientit-sucking wimp. It really felt like forever watching that film. Every introduced Plothole from the previous Movie has being ignored. Will definitely not watch the next episode.… Expand

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MrbatzJan 9, 2019

Worst Star Wars movie made. As the second movie of a trilogy it did not make sense. The writers, directors and producers had no idea what they were doing. Don't waste your time or money.

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AvoidedknaveJan 9, 2019

I really love what Rian Johnson did he will finally end Star Wars with how bad this movie is. Thank goodness

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PopDivMay 2, 2019

This is how you nail the coffin shut. Sub-par writing with cardboard characters. The whole movie could have been an e-mail. Kathleen Kennedy and Disney have done what nobody thought possible; they killed Star Wars.

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RagarJan 28, 2019

Bad story, idiotic dialogues, ridiculous characters. No spectacular lightsaber battles, little action and battles. It is unacceptable! Disney once again proved that it would be better if they never received a franchise in their greedy hands!

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JD-DisneyaJan 19, 2019

One of the worst movies I have ever seen and definitely the most disappointing one. Watch the most boring and the longest chase ever.

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anarion323Jan 31, 2019

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. It destroys SW. It's an inconsistent movie, Finn saying hyperspace is not possible, and 2 minutes later knows all the details of it. The chase is absurd and boring, The First Order shouldn't have any problems sending more fleets just in front of them to cath them, also, they don't have faster ships? any civilian ship can outrun the first order if they don't have that tracker thingy? A dumb thing also, in the OT there's tracking. It's stupid that they only send 4 fighters to fight the Rebel/Resistance(they keep changing the name in the movie), they don't have more fighters in their 20 cruisers? Even in the OT we saw more fighters. Luke character is destroyed. Every plot opened in TFA is eliminated in the most absurd ways...The new SJW admiral behaves like and idiot, not telling anyone the plan for no reason, even when a mutiny takes place(you take Poe and tell him, he's no damm spy, he just destroyed Starkiller Base you moron, also, if there's a spy, the plan wouldn't work anyway). They treat Poe like a reckless idiot, but he actually makes all the good calls, he's demoted for destroying a ship that would've kill them all. They make Husk a joke(where are military leaders like Tarkin?), all the movie is full with stupid jokes in the worst possible timing, every serious situation has a stupid joke to ruin it. Rey is more a Mary Sue than ever, using force powers like nothing, defeating Luke, fighting elite guards after one day training, by herself, against a rock....Also, the worst fight in all the movies, no reason for it(what are the guards doing attacking Kylo? Is not their new boss?), full of mistakes, guards flipping and exposing their backs to the enemy, guards aiming to the air or the weapons instead of attacking the exposed heads of Kylo and Rey, weapons than dissapear, no force powers being used....A joke, and it's the best part of the movie, sadly. Canto Bight just a waste of time, the plot about selling weapons is also absurd, it doesn't make much sense that the Rebels and the First Order got different weapons from the same buyer, also, makes more sense that they create their own weapons, specially the First Order, they have the most advanced weaponary in the galaxy, that should come from their own I+D, no from buyers. Does the buyers sell Death Stars also? TFO can create Death Stars and not fighters? There's nothing to save in this movie but the visuals and acting of some characters, not worth spending more money on SW ever again, or at least until they say this movie never happened and make something coherent at least, I'm not even asking for good anymore.… Expand

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eomer0Jan 24, 2019

First I'm not a bot second thing I'm not Russian and Third thing I'm just a Star wars fan and this movie is WORSE ONE EVER

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anarion321Feb 24, 2019

You can tell the script is terrible when they create a "no escape" situation and 5 minutes later some of the heroes have to go to another planet to fulfill their arc, so they ESCAPE easily. The only thing good with the movie are the visuals,You can tell the script is terrible when they create a "no escape" situation and 5 minutes later some of the heroes have to go to another planet to fulfill their arc, so they ESCAPE easily. The only thing good with the movie are the visuals, but the script it's horrible, it would not age well.… Expand

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BerserJan 26, 2019

La pelicula da asco. Pero lo peor de todo es que contiene mucho posmodernismo y neomarxismo.

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poundguyFeb 3, 2019

Just bad in all respects other than the VFX and music. No real character development, nothing made any sense plot wise, mostly a lazy bunch of setups for cool CG.

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sanyosDec 15, 2019

The worst movie ever in Star Wars universe. It's poor in every part, except the visual one. It's a pity.

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LepuchonFeb 7, 2019

The Movie is the worst of all saga. It has no relation with Star Wars, Hope and faith in the Jedi way is now invalid because now being mediocre is normal. It has a clearly political message. At least if you want to introduce toxic feminism doThe Movie is the worst of all saga. It has no relation with Star Wars, Hope and faith in the Jedi way is now invalid because now being mediocre is normal. It has a clearly political message. At least if you want to introduce toxic feminism do it well and STUDY the Star Wars Universe!! George Lucas needs to be back! I was totally dissapointed.… Expand

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FttyBCNFeb 9, 2019

Obviously made by a person who hated the original star wars. This movie spits in the face of its audience. pushing sjw feminist agendas while creating female characters that literally cannot operate without their male counterparts. TotalObviously made by a person who hated the original star wars. This movie spits in the face of its audience. pushing sjw feminist agendas while creating female characters that literally cannot operate without their male counterparts. Total self-gratification garbage. Kathleen kennedy should be fired out of a cannon into the sun. Rian johnson should be black listed and tried in a court of true star wards fans. Boycott this trash and all the future trash that disney will peddle. I award this movie No Points, and may god have mercy on its soul.… Expand

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EresrosFeb 15, 2019

The intent of this movie is to tear down the old Star Wars. Anything pre-Disney was treated with disdain and disrespect. This movie is insulting.

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Mizel624Feb 16, 2019

Seeing the video of Mark Hamill at the premier should be review a review enough. To those that defend this movie by saying "Look how much money it made", if I could have asked for my money back I would have. I could write more but at thisSeeing the video of Mark Hamill at the premier should be review a review enough. To those that defend this movie by saying "Look how much money it made", if I could have asked for my money back I would have. I could write more but at this point it is so redunent, I mostly just wanted my vote counted. Let me end this review by saying I'm not a russian bot since thats just the assumption of all these reviews… Expand

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AbeFromanFeb 17, 2019

Horribly written cash grab. Absolutely ridiculous. 9 should not even get made, just a total disgrace.

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Bobby3SticksOct 10, 2019

Subverts my expectation that I was going to get a better SW movie compared to the last installment.

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TriploZeroMar 3, 2019

few words for a product that conforms to distorted visions of ignorant revisionists...
I dare not imagine that other dementia will represent with the next chapter.
This Ain't Star Wars

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GamalaMar 8, 2019

I'm a bit late for the party. But what the f' was this sh't. I would say this movie has more plot holes than plot but that would require movie to have a plot to begin with. Boring characters that don't develop at all. A ton of inconsistenciesI'm a bit late for the party. But what the f' was this sh't. I would say this movie has more plot holes than plot but that would require movie to have a plot to begin with. Boring characters that don't develop at all. A ton of inconsistencies with rest of the franchise. Grinchy as f'ck. If you have even watched a horror movie where characters do some absolutely stupid choices, this is worst. Everyone seems to be brain dead. In conclusion this movie is so sadly bad that I recommend you watch it, just so you can see how bad it is. I don't recommend spending any money on it tho.… Expand

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Shang-TsungMar 1, 2019

fuc garbage. By this one movie, Disney have destroyed whole Saga. I will never watch again movie named "Star Wars", made by Disney. I'm not a bot. I am hetero white man, and I'm really sorry for that. Mary Sue in her best

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GatemoonMar 3, 2019

Watching this left me feel empty inside. There was no moment of interest, excitement, fun, or fear. It left me with nothing. It's a masterpiece of inverted greatness. It's amazing how it uses an established world with amazing characters andWatching this left me feel empty inside. There was no moment of interest, excitement, fun, or fear. It left me with nothing. It's a masterpiece of inverted greatness. It's amazing how it uses an established world with amazing characters and situations and it successfully removes all emotion from everything. I've always considered Highlander 2 the worst movie ever created, but at least I can smile at how bad it is. The Last Jedi is an emotional black hole. I will never, ever see it again.… Expand

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Lycan1795Aug 16, 2019

So what did i gain from watching this SJW take on Star Wars? Absolutely nothing...

Rey is the biggest Mary Sue to ever grace cinema history, Luke is now a hermit that lets himself get beaten by Rey, to remind us that this is a movie with SJWSo what did i gain from watching this SJW take on Star Wars? Absolutely nothing...

Rey is the biggest Mary Sue to ever grace cinema history, Luke is now a hermit that lets himself get beaten by Rey, to remind us that this is a movie with SJW feminazi ideology. Rose is the definition of a pointless character, she takes up screen-time that should have been used for Snoke or Luke (THE MORE IMPORTANT CHARACTERS) She also ruined Finn for me.

Snoke is the definition of a wasted villain, episode 7 was meaningless now, huge villain build-up is gone.

Admiral Holdo was just stuck-up the whole time, completely unlikable and withholding plans to escape from her own team. Didn't even look like a military leader at all. Poe was in this movie to get bashed for saving lives.

There was too much comedy and subverted expectations, everything that happened, happened only because we wouldn't expect it.... that's not good story telling in the slightest.

This movie saved me from spending my money on future star wars movies.

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JohnMastrioniMar 8, 2019

There is one thing I liked about this movie. Well, two things. The fight scene choreography involving Rey and Kylo. Second was the end. And I don't mean killing off Luke in the horrible way Rian did. I mean I was glad the film was over.There is one thing I liked about this movie. Well, two things. The fight scene choreography involving Rey and Kylo. Second was the end. And I don't mean killing off Luke in the horrible way Rian did. I mean I was glad the film was over. Having Luke throw the lightsaber over his shoulder like he did. Milking the boob of a space alien and drinking its green boob milk. The entire Casino scene and sub plot revolving around it. Flying Leia. Killing off Luke. Sorry, I can not bring myself to even give this movie a 1. I'm not the Force Awakens hater, I actually enjoyed it. It 'felt' like Star Wars. but this abomination? I wish they could pretend it didn't exist and have JJ make a new Episode VIII and then make IX as well.… Expand

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zorak_Mar 8, 2019

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. It's a complete abomination !

The movie is boring, disrespectful and an incredibly wasted opportunity in so many ways. Which they called "subverting expectations" and "surprising twists".

The main hero doesn't need to learn anything. She is awesome at flying, fighting, fixing the Millenium Falcon, reading/controlling minds, translating the wookiee language and everything else that is put in front of her. But apparently it doesn't matter why she is so good at all these things.

Luke became a hermit that lives by milking aliens, after trying to kill his own nephew and fleeing to an unknown planet. I can't even describe how disrespectful and unlike the original Luke Skywalker this is.

Their "training" consisted of secret talks with Kylo, scenes showing how powerful and open-minded Rey is, how disturbed Luke has become and flashbacks where he tries to kill his nephew. In fact, there is no training at all. There's something like two conversations about the force and the one that learns something by the end is Luke. Rey doesn't learn anything.

Snoke...it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter how/when/why he got so powerful, who he is, how did he get a massive high-tech army capable of conquering the galaxy,etc...

Neither the current director nor the past director knows who he is. All they know is that he is the big bad guy, very powerful, with an immense army. Whatever comes next, Ryan Johnson doesn't have a clue and doesn't care that much.

The rest of the film is a festival of boredom. It's full of fillers and plot holes, with a good fight, an emotional scene and many cringe moments.
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King7637Jun 27, 2020

This movie is a perfect guide about how to make a horrible movie. How can they do what they did with Luke?

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Ikereviews1Aug 22, 2019

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. How can they make star wars this boring. this is Easily the worst star wars movie ever made. Half the movie is the resistance running away from the first order. The casino scene is easily the most forgettable part of the movie. They ruined luke skywalker. They kill off snoke to advance the plot which means snoke is a wasted character. Oh I also almost fell asleep watching this.… Expand

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RonRogersMar 14, 2019

I can't even give this a 1. The ending completely invalidates all space battles ever, and makes every death star completely pointless. Several SJW characters, and crappy acting. Rey is a total Mary sue. It's like they took everythingI can't even give this a 1. The ending completely invalidates all space battles ever, and makes every death star completely pointless. Several SJW characters, and crappy acting. Rey is a total Mary sue. It's like they took everything great about star wars and killed it.… Expand

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RoostAug 9, 2019

Money grab movie. Bad writing, bad character development, and overall lack of logic in execution.

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Haydn_CApr 4, 2019

I wasn't originally going to post anything and, don't worry, there's no politics in this. While I was looking through the reviews I saw a post that said: "Once again, Star Wars: The Last Jedi manages to bring back everything that made theI wasn't originally going to post anything and, don't worry, there's no politics in this. While I was looking through the reviews I saw a post that said: "Once again, Star Wars: The Last Jedi manages to bring back everything that made the other movies good"... or something like that, but I'm going to focus on the 'manages to bring back', cause, it does bring back stuff from the other movies, but that's the problem, it's unoriginal and it's just another cheap ploy by Disney to make money. Understand that I am a fan of Star Wars, just not a fan of the way Disney is now conducting themselves when they create these movies. Thank's for reading and I hope I helped you make a decision on whether or not to watch this movie. Have a good day.… Expand

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AxcalayApr 5, 2019

The Last Jedi was so bad, that a negative review could never do this level of trash justice. It did succeed in one thing, however; destroying with one fell swoop 30 years of character and world building just to push some trendy agenda.The Last Jedi was so bad, that a negative review could never do this level of trash justice. It did succeed in one thing, however; destroying with one fell swoop 30 years of character and world building just to push some trendy agenda. Unforgivable. Hate is too less of a word to represent my utter disdain for this dumpster fire and it's director and producers. The only positives are the special effects.… Expand

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