Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures | Release Date: December 15, 2017
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MehektetDec 16, 2017
This was one of the worst movies of all time. Such potential totally wasted. The plot is crap. The movie is largely about a ship. Yoda for like 15 seconds. The kill all the wrong characters. Bad jokes. This was just a tragedy. ThankThis was one of the worst movies of all time. Such potential totally wasted. The plot is crap. The movie is largely about a ship. Yoda for like 15 seconds. The kill all the wrong characters. Bad jokes. This was just a tragedy. Thank you Disney for killing Star Wars. Expand
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Judge_DeathDec 17, 2017
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tripleKDec 14, 2019
This is the best Star Wars movie! I only saw the force awakens and solo but this one is the best. I liked the scene when when the little ball droid farted it was so funny haha
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mkwiiallproFeb 18, 2018
You know it's a bad movie if it makes the prequels look good. This movie is SJW trash and they totally messed up the old characters. The story was uncreative with bland heroes and villains. Luke Skywalker is now scared of Kylo Ren. That isYou know it's a bad movie if it makes the prequels look good. This movie is SJW trash and they totally messed up the old characters. The story was uncreative with bland heroes and villains. Luke Skywalker is now scared of Kylo Ren. That is way outside his character. How could they screw up Luke Skywalker? I swear that Disney is bribing the critics to give it high scores. They need to repay us fans by writing two more actual movies. They should just let an autistic two-year-old write Star Wars. It would end up better that way. F*ck you Disney. This isn't even an opinion. This is fact. This movie is objectively bad. Do not waste your money on this. This gets a zero. I've never trusted professional critics and will never trust them ever.

To the "people" who submitted the 2,424 positive user reviews, I genuinely hope you either kill yourself or get some medical attention immediately. My opinion on this movie will not change, no matter what Rian Johnson or my liberal parents say. Case closed.
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AdamM88Apr 19, 2021
Nope. Pathetic and horribly written movie that has no clear plot, destroys Star Wars lore and iconic characters like Luke Skywalker while shoving bad jokes and sjw politics down our throats.
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dmcg1990Oct 24, 2019
Just no. no no no no no no no no no no. Not focused on any important overarching values, just pushing a very specific agenda. We get it - women can 1 up men. Even if those men are billed as the main hero. Leia was such a fantastic characterJust no. no no no no no no no no no no. Not focused on any important overarching values, just pushing a very specific agenda. We get it - women can 1 up men. Even if those men are billed as the main hero. Leia was such a fantastic character and it was organic af. Whoever injected this script with a cheap ideological agenda did a disservice to the female characters they manufactured because they weren't 3 dimensional - they only existed to be like "hEy! WoMeN r SmaRt 2!!!! wE CaN bE bEtTeR ThAn MeN!!!" Also wtf did they do to luke?????? makes no sense. Expand
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HammerOfThoriumOct 16, 2018
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. An utter abomination of a film. Were it not for the sumptuous visuals and breakneck pace, clubbing the audience with inconsequential setpiece after inconsequential setpiece, it would doubtless be regarded universally as the worst outing in the series. The director's intention to "subvert expectations" goes some way to explaining the inexplicable: the non-entity that was Snoke being killed for no clear reason in a manner hardly befitting a Sith whose power one would presume to be comparable to the Emperor; Luke Skywalker being, well...not Luke Skywalker; Rey taking the concept of "Mary Sue" to a level previously thought impossible; a pink-haired Feminist insert berating Po for his toxic masculinity while refusing to brief the crew on her plan because...reasons; Leia Superman-ing in space and continuing to live despite the actress having passed away during the film's production; and on and on it goes.

In lieu of a several-thousand-word rant, I would point interested parties in the direction of the Plinkett review of The Last Jedi, which can be found on the "Red Letter Media" YouTube channel, as well as a similar video by a YouTuber named "E;R".
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ZaifurMay 9, 2018
What’s wrong with Disney? Why isn’t there a good film director to find?
Last Jedis Plot is rather a comedy than a real Star Wars movie. Even worse.
While watching the movie I felt like being brainwashed in a Propaganda Camp in North Korea
What’s wrong with Disney? Why isn’t there a good film director to find?
Last Jedis Plot is rather a comedy than a real Star Wars movie. Even worse.
While watching the movie I felt like being brainwashed in a Propaganda Camp in North Korea only from Globalists/Capitalists/Leftists/Gender Sheriffs. But worst, I even paid money on that!! The Last Jedi is literally the last Jedi, at least for me watching their movies.
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phenom_csDec 22, 2017
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. [SPOILERS] Oh man, this is by far the worst Star Wars movie ever made. This is so poorly written and thought out that I can't even comprehend the stupidity with this film. Rian Johnson has absolutely 0 understanding of Star Wars and how the force is suppose to work; especially when it comes to the Jedi and the Sith. I'm not sure the dude has ever read a Star Wars book in his life. This was complete trash. The dude needs to read a few books, get high as **** and then watch every movie 1-6. Maybe then he will realize how poorly thought out this movie was. Unless Kylo was intentionally hiding his true power from Snoke by means of the force and intentionally looking weak then the death of Snoke makes absolutely 0 sense. Palpatine used the force to hide the presence of the dark side in him from the Jedi until he was finally able to rise to power and reveal him self as the Lord of the Sith. Sure, he killed his master in his sleep, but only after learning everything plagueis taught him or at least was willing to teach.

I hope this is a similar case with Kylo or this final trilogy is doomed.
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profdDec 20, 2017
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Just pretend it never happened or dont watch it and you can keep your childhood dreams.

Discussing mixture of abandoned plot devices and desecrated heros. All for what?

Luke disconnected himself from the force, i will not disconnect myself from future star wars films. Good luck with that Disney.
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SeriousGameFanDec 21, 2017
What is there more to be said that hasn't been said already, from bigger fans of Star Wars than I. As a simple movie goer, I actually enjoyed The Force Awakens. I also very much disliked The Last Jedi. Forced jokes that seem out of place,What is there more to be said that hasn't been said already, from bigger fans of Star Wars than I. As a simple movie goer, I actually enjoyed The Force Awakens. I also very much disliked The Last Jedi. Forced jokes that seem out of place, stupid focus on cute animals, unexplained segments or motives, bad editing, pointless and bloated scenes; it's all there to make a bad movie. The real takeaway here is that we cannot trust critic reviews anymore, as I have not seen such a false narrative and huge discrepancy in critic and audience opinion. Truth be told, Star Wars is at a point that it is too big to not make money. Despite the sour taste from TLJ, I will see Episode 9, since JJ will be directing. However, I will not ever pay to watch another movie from Rian Johnson; of that you can be sure. A complete mess. Expand
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willvanhalenDec 19, 2017
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. I just can't stop getting down about how terrible that movie was, I enjoyed TFA and was excited to see how the characters are gonna develop, they didn't, they got turned into a joke or were flat out killed off with no explanation of who Snoke was or why he looked like that, people keep screaming it'll be answered in a spin off or novel, its 2017 you don't need to do that anymore, you could of revealed he was a clone of the emperor and id of been at least interesting but no, one of the most powerful force wielders gets duped by a whiney ass joke of an antagonist. Christ I could go on and on about how Luke was turned into mess of a character (props to Hamill though for staying professional and doing a kick ass performance) how the middle of tje movie was just the most mundane piece of **** ive witnessed, ah man im so gutted.

And seeing people defend it by saying only trolls are leaving a bad review? Grow up and realise half the fan base is **** fuming over this garbage.
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EvilboxMar 21, 2018
It was not a good movie - and I cant understand how can they spend that much money on this bad movie...
all in all - dont watch it not even to see how bad it is

its so bad
I actually think the worst I have ever watched ever
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caungardhDec 26, 2017
Did they just took my money, while giving me the finger?
....yeah, **** you too.
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CrissColicabMxDec 21, 2017
Justo go and watch on Youtube the last interview with Mark Hamill, "this is not my Luke skaywalker, he never would do something like that"

This fits perfectly with the feelings of all the true fans of SW universe, Disney destroyed SW.
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MAGA_ManDec 15, 2017
I'll admit, I came for one thing: to see Luke do some awesome stuff now that he's a 9th-level Jedi Grandmaster. Instead he acts like a grumpy old hobo for almost the whole runtime. We learn that the Jedi Academy failed for unbelievably stupidI'll admit, I came for one thing: to see Luke do some awesome stuff now that he's a 9th-level Jedi Grandmaster. Instead he acts like a grumpy old hobo for almost the whole runtime. We learn that the Jedi Academy failed for unbelievably stupid and non-character-appropriate reasons. Then when the big moment comes for Luke to finally show off some high-level powers, I won't spoil it but it was... underwhelming in the extreme. And it looks like that's all we're going to get from him too.

Needless to say, I was not happy walking out of the theater.
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CaldersDec 17, 2017
A rubbish film with a plot so full of holes it might as well be Swiss cheese. Most of the characters are portrayed terribly and often their actions serve no purpose. The depiction of Luke in this film is just an insult to everything he wasA rubbish film with a plot so full of holes it might as well be Swiss cheese. Most of the characters are portrayed terribly and often their actions serve no purpose. The depiction of Luke in this film is just an insult to everything he was in the original films. They seemed more interested in pushing their feminist propaganda than they were creating a good film. Expand
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FingoldfinDec 18, 2017
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. El peor argumento que he visto en mucho tiempo la verdad, una nave que va más rápido que las demás pero no lo suficiente y le pueden disparar pero los TIE-fighters no llegan hasta ella para destruirla... madre mía que despropósito de estupidez. Expand
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FerzenantJan 13, 2018
Worst film in series. Will be brief.
Reason is very simple: writers are complete morons!
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M1xGarandDec 18, 2017
I think the theme of this movie is "Kill the Past" which I think it did effectively. At first I thought it was okay but if I'm being honest this is just a bad movie. It will never be what I want it to be--which is fine. It is fine if DisneyI think the theme of this movie is "Kill the Past" which I think it did effectively. At first I thought it was okay but if I'm being honest this is just a bad movie. It will never be what I want it to be--which is fine. It is fine if Disney wants to take the franchise in this direction but I will step out the side door. Good luck. Expand
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hosekishoDec 15, 2017
The original Star Wars films were about victorious hope, the unity that binds us all, and overcoming the evil inside yourself. Luke Skywalker is the embodiment of a character archetype that is as old as storytelling itself. He rises fromThe original Star Wars films were about victorious hope, the unity that binds us all, and overcoming the evil inside yourself. Luke Skywalker is the embodiment of a character archetype that is as old as storytelling itself. He rises from nothing, pursues knowledge and enlightenment, overcomes despair, becomes a savior, and through courage and determination redeems the sins of the ones who came before him. His purpose as a character and as an icon is to personify everything a human should hope to become.

In The Last Jedi, Luke Skywalker tries to murder a child in his sleep, then cries in a cave for a few years while the world around him crumbles, then gets lectured by a teenager about responsibility, then dies nonsensically. Knowing that, go look at every other plot point and twist in this movie. The film's sole purpose isn't to push things forward or to build upon anything. It is reckless subversion for the sake of subversion. It is deconstruction with no meaning or purpose. It is a cynically assembled soapbox, made by people so arrogant and unappreciative that they would stand atop the legacy of one of film's most quintessential tales just to make an uninsightful, short-sighted point about "leaving the past behind", and toss some hamfisted political notes at the captive audience. It is worse than any corporate cash-in or any moronic prequels. The Last Jedi is an articulate attack on Star Wars itself and everything it represents. These people had no idea what they were dealing with. The Last Jedi was a cinematic manslaughter.

Star Wars and Luke Skywalker can't be tarnished by anyone- that story was already told, and at most is only one fleeting incarnation of one of humanity's oldest traditions. You can't crush that, but The Last Jedi tried.
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DrTeslaSaganDec 17, 2017
Initial reaction was just kinda meh. Now that I've had a day to think about Last Jedi I can say I HATE this movie. Disney was so impressed with this movie they gave Rian Johnson control of an entire trilogy of Star Wars films? What were theyInitial reaction was just kinda meh. Now that I've had a day to think about Last Jedi I can say I HATE this movie. Disney was so impressed with this movie they gave Rian Johnson control of an entire trilogy of Star Wars films? What were they thinking?! Expand
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mike-hatDec 15, 2017
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Rey meets with Luke. Nothing of significance happens.

Leia is actually superman.

Finn and the asian woman destroy a casino and kill everyone in it, because all rich people are bad m'kay

Hux follows Leia's ship for two hours firing a shot every couple seconds only to have it deflected.

Snoke is nothing of importance (he dies btw, gets killed by Kylo)

Yoda burns the jedi tree (filled with ancient jedi knowledge) because those books were "no page turners" and Rey doesn't need it anyway (she's THAT great, you go girl!)

Luke pulls the biggest Jedi Mind Prank ever (he dies too).

A kid uses the force to sweep the floor.

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SaucejbDec 21, 2017
I wish I could unwatch the movie. The story and writing was abysmal, though the action and cinematography was good. The way this movie made Luke act and do things that he would never made it not feel like Star Wars to me. The way SnokeI wish I could unwatch the movie. The story and writing was abysmal, though the action and cinematography was good. The way this movie made Luke act and do things that he would never made it not feel like Star Wars to me. The way Snoke went out like a punk with no backstory was terrible was well. Too much forced humor that felt out of place. New characters are all bland and boring except for Kylo. When I was leaving the theater I realized I have no interest in what happens in this story next. This will be the last Star Wars movie by Disney I watch. Star Wars ended in 1983. Expand
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CinemaphileDec 15, 2017
Disney's done it. They've “MILKED THE SPACE COW.” The Last Jedi (TLJ) is a deeply flawed and darkly cynical corporate product. TLJ is not a cinematic experience, it is a product meant for purchase, consumption and disposal, plain andDisney's done it. They've “MILKED THE SPACE COW.” The Last Jedi (TLJ) is a deeply flawed and darkly cynical corporate product. TLJ is not a cinematic experience, it is a product meant for purchase, consumption and disposal, plain and simple. Like Thor: Ragnarok, there was a reason for the Disney's review embargo. Disney and Iger did not want word of mouth to spoil opening day ticket sales.

The last few months of Disney's social promotion, press junkets, "leaked" spoilers, marketing propaganda and dare I say, payola, were carefully crafted to blunt word of mouth. Much like the 2016 Presidential election, TLJ will be a challenge to the faith of Star Wars fans much like the current administration is to lovers of democracy.

Yes, TLJ is that bad.

The Director-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named, blithely abandons the old Republic serial style of storytelling, brazenly abandons the visual style of seven previous films and two television shows, and inserts the Star Wars DNA only to plug the holes in this creaky, soggy, wooden beaver dam of a film. How bad is it?

TLJ is so bad, that whenever someone complains to you about Jar Jar Binks, you'll be able to immediately counter and say ... "I'll see your Jar Jar and raise you Episode VIII." Where to begin? There's such a rich vein of flaws that a graduate student of film could write an entire doctoral thesis titled "Poor Film Craft in 21st Century Cinema, How Profit Trumps Process." Granted, Voldirectormort was handed a tall order to flesh out and explain what the makers of its predecessor in 2015 published interviews admittedly could not. TLJ fails in that respect . Don't believe the marketing hype ... there's nothing of note to spoil. Gone is the classic Greek three act structure. Gone is the rising action. Gone is characters put in jeopardy. Gone is internal logic. Gone are many practical effects. Gone is Star Wars, it is. On its own merits as a film, TLJ is the worst example of 21st Century, Comic Book of the Month Club Cinema. Granted, TLJ has many beautiful shots, but it doesn't have a single scene which has the gravitas of the epic of which it is a part. The plot is a melange of tenuously related scenes driving to a non-existent climax and flaccid denouement. TLJ's dialogue isn't much better. Gone is the wooden overwrought dialogue from the prequel trilogy which is only replaced by pedestrian overly expository banter. TLJ's greatest sin is that it's boring. By the end of this film, you'll be begging for Senator Palpatine's astro-political machinations. The most fascinating psychological phenomenon of human behavior is that of the blind obedience epitomized in “The Emperor's New Clothes.” You see that in the eyes of the actors. I saw it in the eyes of the stunned-into-silence fans leaving the theater. December 14, 2017 was the entertainment equivalent of Election Night 2016.


I recommend that you not pay to see this film. You can find original Netflix, Amazon and Hulu content that's far superior. Not that the major broadcast networks ever air films anymore, but TLJ is so bad I would say wait for it to hit ABC. It's not even Netflix worthy. These are dark, dark times for cinema. The success of Star Wars original trilogy was always reflected in repeat ticket sales, VHS sales, DVD sales and Blu Ray sales. TLJ is an expensive straight to video product. Yes, it's that bad. You'll see it in bargain bins at a WalMart near you in the not too distant future.



As someone who was there in '77, it's hard for me to say this, but it's time to let Star Wars go. My hope for the Millennial Generation is that some independent radical movie maker comes along an makes for them their generation's King Kong, Gone with the Wind, Wizard of Oz, The Godfather, Jaws or Star Wars. Just let it not be a sequel.
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DesariusDec 18, 2017
It's Bad, slow plot, unuseful and void characters, big plothole and no sensation of epicness. Please stop. Why there is humor parts ? and why the humor part make this film so "guardian of the galaxy" ?
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turtles1234Dec 25, 2019
garbage. this movie alone killed the trilogy, you really dont need to see it
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clptothetopJul 8, 2018
No caracter makes sense. Espesialy Rey, who is a Mary Sue and better than Luke. Finn and Rose does nothing to the plot. Poe is a douchebag and the purple hair women is completely useless. Worst, the movie tries to be funny but it's justNo caracter makes sense. Espesialy Rey, who is a Mary Sue and better than Luke. Finn and Rose does nothing to the plot. Poe is a douchebag and the purple hair women is completely useless. Worst, the movie tries to be funny but it's just cringe.

Complete waste of time.

And Yoda looks like ****
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KillaKutlaDec 29, 2017
Bad Characters.
Bad Writing.
Bad Storytelling, a mish mash of Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi with a terribly copied and unconvincing version of Battlestar Galactica running as it's main theme. The slowest chase scene in the
Bad Characters.
Bad Writing.
Bad Storytelling, a mish mash of Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi with a terribly copied and unconvincing version of Battlestar Galactica running as it's main theme. The slowest chase scene in the history of cinema.
Lots of bait and switch for the sake of being unexpected, is it snow? no it's salt.
Bad Continuity.
Lots of plotholes and conveniences.
Not even a lightsaber duel and what we do get is terribly choreographed and looks like a battle with Kylie Minogue's backing dancers.
The worst Star Wars movie in existence.
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Strife32Jan 16, 2018
Говна кусок. Фильм зделаный дебилами о дебилах и для дебилов. Только задроты-ананисты смотрят это дерьмо!
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H_SnypeRMay 22, 2018
Movie critics are retarted. Character motivations don't make sense, backstory between Kylo and Snoke and Luke is lacking in detail. Plot holes here and there.
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RhandDec 18, 2017
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. If you were alive for the original trilogy, don't see this movie, Luke Skywalker is from the Bizzaro world of Star Wars who acts and does things that would be so alien to the original character it's sickens me. Disney makes Leia into Mary Poppins. It's just a hot mess, with special effects and an OJ Simpson Van chase. The dream is dead ladies and gentlemen. RIP Star Wars franchise. I don't know if there is anything in heaven or Earth that could cause desire in me to see another Star Wars film. Expand
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cleverusernameDec 16, 2017
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. I really wanted to like this movie, but I went in prepared for the worst. Somehow, they managed to exceed my expectations. This movie is horrible. I honestly can't think of a single good thing about it other than that the music (almost all of which is from earlier Star Wars films) and that it isn't a remake of The Empire Strikers Back. Besides that, there's almost nothing good about it. The pacing is terrible, and it jumps between scenes with completely different emotional tones and, despite being the longest running Star Wars movie ever, speeds through practically every scene. Extremely important story moments are covered in only a few minutes, while unimportant scenes seem to stretch on as long as possible. Most people I talked to had little idea what the plot even was, aside from the information provided by The Force Awakens. The plot makes no sense either, and would be avoided if the characters weren't complete idiots who make mind-numbly stupid decisions, such as hiring shady criminals in a dark alley to help them, or wanting to escape on ships that they know don't have weapons. There's also no explanation as to the current political situation, and it's unclear what's even happening in the Galaxy at large. It's not even clear who's funding the inexplicably recreated Empire, and it's not even clear if the New Republic still exists. Worst of all, everything was reset and everything that ever happened in the original movies means absolutely nothing now. Every victory every won by the Rebellion, every superweapon destroyed, every system liberated - are all meaningless. Han Solo returned to being a smuggler and divorced Leia and was murdered by his son in the most obvious trap imaginable, Luke Skywalker became a failure and ran away to pout on a deserted island and also ultimately died, and the New Republic the rebels fought and died to create was destroyed by in five minutes of screen time by a new Empire which is inexplicably strong enough to build a planet-sized superweapon which is now left to be opposed by a new Rebellion which itself will ultimately be destroyed when they inevitably make another trilogy. The writing is insulting. There's one scene where Leia is sucked into the vacuum of space and somehow survives floating through it for several minutes and pulls herself with the Force to her ship. The dialogue is filled with "jokes" which are always as out-of-place as possible. For example, there's one scene where the entire Resistance is evacuating where Leia says to C-3PO to "wipe that nervous look off your face", or something to that effect. Rey is still a flawless Mary Sue who, according to Yoda's force ghost, already knows everything contained in the entirety of Jedi scripture, while Luke Skywalker's character was completely ruined, and he went from leading the Rebellion to victory against the Empire and being set to recreate the Jedi Order to a failure who attempted murdering one of his students and burning down the original Jedi Temple. Yoda's ghost later shows up to burn down the temple for him through the Force, which begs the question of why force ghosts have never interacted with the physical world in such a way before, and so why Yoda doesn't just go kill Snoke himself, who wouldn't be able to fight back as Yoda is already a force ghost. Also, while Yoda is destroying the original Jedi scripture by doing this, he mocks it and says that Rey already knows everything contained in them, as noted above. The cinematography and directing are also terrible. Even though the sets and environments are beautiful, the camera seems to have no idea what it's supposed to be doing. It will randomly cut away from the characters for two seconds to the top of a mountain or something else nearby and cut immediately back to them as if nothing happened, and other times will cut between different characters, forward in time, or even to dreams or hallucinations without giving any indication that it switched to something else. The film also seems to have an obsession with randomly making things slow motion and silent during action scenes, which feels out of place in a Star Wars movie, extremely overused given its inclusion in seemingly every action scene, and also takes you out of a scene that would otherwise be engaging. Thank you for reading my review. Expand
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live4tantraDec 18, 2017
LAME-LAME-LAME-ZERO ON ACTING-NO DEPTH-CLICHE-CLICHE-CLICHE-NO ORIGINALITY: Film is more concerned about political equality than giving a real story. Actors are unappealing and the movie lacks true relationships between characters, noLAME-LAME-LAME-ZERO ON ACTING-NO DEPTH-CLICHE-CLICHE-CLICHE-NO ORIGINALITY: Film is more concerned about political equality than giving a real story. Actors are unappealing and the movie lacks true relationships between characters, no romance, very little good quality humor. Kylo Ren is a JOKE. Everything CGI lacks effort. Destroys the essence of the Star Wars spirit. Rogue One was a quality movie. Why can't Disney recognize the quality in Rogue One over the last two episodes of Star Wars? I guess its all about the money now. Its unfortunate that the younger generation will believe Star Wars is about low budget comedy and open to any characters regardless of whether they bring power to the series. BAD-BAD-BAD. Shame on Disney and Greed. They must have bought out Rotten Tomatoes and other major reviews. The real opinion is shown in the overwhelming negative comments. Only the first 3 original Star Wars that George Lucas created will remain legendary. However, Rogue One has my respect. BOYCOTT - BOYCOTT - BOYCOTT!!! Expand
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thedaarkbattyDec 21, 2017
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. -The purple haired lady was an idiot who's plan made no sense
-Fin and Rose were completely pointless
-Luke was potrayed as a complete lazy jerk who did nothing the entire movie
-The First Order is played up as a literal joke that can't accomplish a goddamn thing, they're the diet empire
-Guess we'll never know who Snoke was
-Kylo Ren is an awful whiny brat the entire time who's not fun to watch at all
-Entire subplots are pointless
-Way too long
-Pretty bad special effects
-Jokes are awful
-Disney is smearing anybody who doesn't like it as a paid troll, while it's been proven that Disney has hired shills promoting it all over the internet
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schamp0Dec 19, 2017
It's really bad... I'm a huge Star Wars fan and I'm actually sad now after seeing 'The Last Jedi'. It's so much missplaced jokes and the plot is meaningless. The only thing this movie does is cementing Rays and Kylos characters, Rey is superIt's really bad... I'm a huge Star Wars fan and I'm actually sad now after seeing 'The Last Jedi'. It's so much missplaced jokes and the plot is meaningless. The only thing this movie does is cementing Rays and Kylos characters, Rey is super light and Rey is super dark. This is easily the worst Star Wars movie and I'm actually thinking of boycotting the next movie. Expand
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CezkarmaOct 1, 2018
Just tossed out everything The Force Awakens set up and now there's nothing set up for the last movie in this trilogy. Well done Disney, you **** up.
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6r1zzlyDec 22, 2017
Flat boring characters riding on shallow plot stuffed with sjw propaganda. Big FU to disney for destroying STAR WARS brand.
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radulleDec 15, 2017
I am saddened by the direction the franchise has gone. It now has more in common with Transformers than it does with the original Star Wars. Too many plot holes and inconsistencies, they haven't answered any of the questions that The ForceI am saddened by the direction the franchise has gone. It now has more in common with Transformers than it does with the original Star Wars. Too many plot holes and inconsistencies, they haven't answered any of the questions that The Force Awakens left us with. I really do not understand high praises and scores. The last Jedi seems to be targeting younger audience. For original Star Wars fans this film is not. I really hope that viewers will be able to get past all the visual effects, forced jokes and cheap twists to give it rating that it deserves so that Disney would rethink their strategy for the episode IX. Expand
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JackricherDec 19, 2017
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EstereosonicMay 10, 2019
Just Garbage. La peor película jamás creada. Ya no espero NADA para episodio 9
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PunchmasterDec 15, 2017
I really disliked this movie. What should have been incredibly tense action is undermined by a tone straight out of an animated Disney film (save the cute animals!). Characters that started out fairly interesting or at least with potential inI really disliked this movie. What should have been incredibly tense action is undermined by a tone straight out of an animated Disney film (save the cute animals!). Characters that started out fairly interesting or at least with potential in ep.7, like Finn, fall completely flat in this one. Plot lines, imagery and even dialogue are copied/pasted straight out of the original trilogy. Everything feels forced, and imbued with a corporate blandness. There are constant, pointless "plot twists", and as a bonus, everything you knew and loved from Star Wars gets thrown out the window. Expand
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JasonBaureBondDec 15, 2017
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. They hyped the Snoke making him like a new big badass vilian surrounded in mystery a new charater to Star wars franchise that no one knew much about him and then is just killed by two newby force users and no background is provided for Snoke what is the point?
Rey is some random girl they hyped her and mystery surrounding her parents and then nothing what is the point? she is no one.
The only chaarater people care are Han Solo, Luke and Leila and all are gone now.
What is the point of this awful movie and what is the point to filming SW9? Yes money is the point but the story and hype is dead.
This is the worst SW movie by far.
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Tony_24Dec 16, 2017
I was utterly dissapointed by this movie. The plot is boring, the acting is a mess, everything in this movie was horrible, nothing like the previous entries to the franchise. To add to that the movie is full of sjw brainwashing
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werewolf3dDec 22, 2017
disgusting - cringe as fk ? yeah fits pretty well....& of course great brain washing concept ....
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SatanskiAug 14, 2019
First SW movie, i've been totally bored watching in a cinema. Wanted to rewatch it today, but couldn't even proceed past first "humorous" scene. What a donwfall
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GrazhopperJan 3, 2018
Here some scores from the so called "professional" movie critics on this site...
The Godfather Part 2 - 85
Star Wars The last Jedi - 85 The Departed - 85 The silence of the lambs - 85 The Pianist - 85 Fargo - 85 Now it's up to you, to find
Here some scores from the so called "professional" movie critics on this site...
The Godfather Part 2 - 85
Star Wars The last Jedi - 85
The Departed - 85
The silence of the lambs - 85
The Pianist - 85
Fargo - 85
Now it's up to you, to find the mistake.
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AntiquaryDec 19, 2017
Good luck with killing the past Disney, the only resonance this movie had came from past movies, it brings nothing to Star Wars - Star Wars is now Kylo Ren, killing anything in its way with zero motive - all of those brilliant fan theoriesGood luck with killing the past Disney, the only resonance this movie had came from past movies, it brings nothing to Star Wars - Star Wars is now Kylo Ren, killing anything in its way with zero motive - all of those brilliant fan theories out there and we get this, it's fan fiction by someone who never watched the original films but got the plot points off Wikipedia. Expand
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WilkensOct 22, 2018
This is the worst Star Wars movie of all. The second worst is Force Awakens. These new Disney films are not even Star Wars movies in the real sense because they completely depart from the 9 part screen play written by Lucas. Aside from thisThis is the worst Star Wars movie of all. The second worst is Force Awakens. These new Disney films are not even Star Wars movies in the real sense because they completely depart from the 9 part screen play written by Lucas. Aside from this nitpick which is very important to Star Wars fans and probably much less so to casual viewers, Last Jedi is a bad film in its own right. Most of the issues with Star Wars 7 and 8 stem from Disney allowing JJ Abrams and Rian Johnson to direct each movie as they saw fit, with no regard for a cohesive story from one film to the next. For Last Jedi, Johnson either ignored or marginalized everything Abrams did in 7, which ignored or marginalized everything in the saga that preceded it. While Johnson did this in order to carve out his own vision for Star Wars, which was a self-centered motive, he would likely say he did so to subvert viewer expectations and surprise them. In my view Johnson tried too hard to be Hideo Kojima and missed the mark by a mile. Kojima is a master of turning a plot in a direction you did not see coming, but only after making you invested in the characters. Johnson subverts expectations so often that it leaves the viewer apathetic about the characters and the general outcome of the movie. Without including spoilers, Last Jedi leaves you wondering why certain characters were introduced, leaving most viewers unable to even name these characters after seeing the movie multiple times. Other characters who are supposed to be significant, die or otherwise leave the story without explaining who they were or why they mattered. The Last Jedi cultivates apathy like no other movie I have ever seen. It creates the type of apathy that makes even a hard core Star Wars fan get up to go get a slice of pizza during the movie and not care what they missed because it doesn't matter. Between Force Awakens and Last Jedi the story has been so thoroughly butchered that nothing can be done to salvage the final episode. The worst part of all this is the disservice it has done to Harrison Ford, Carrie Fischer, and Mark Hamill who were forced into scripts that were well beneath them and ended their story lines in unceremonious and apathy-inducing ways. Hamill himself is a well known critic of the Disney Star Wars movies and I'm sure would say far worse than he already has if he wasn't such a gentleman. In the end I regret having seen the Last Jedi and Force Awakens. These movies are not only just not enjoyable to watch, they undermine the feeling I have about the whole Star Wars saga and make the previous movies less interesting. I have spent the last couple of years trying to train myself to think that this is not what happened to the characters. This is what went on inside the minds of JJ Abrams and Rian Johnson and is totally unrelated to the Star Wars universe. If you have not yet seen the Last Jedi and are a Star Wars fan, I recommend not seeing this movie. Expand
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NRGFLOApr 27, 2018
There is nothing else needed to say about this crap of a movie that others have noted about above and below. The worst Star Wars movie of the series. That is all.
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doroutMar 10, 2018
TLDR: Rather than watching this abomination, go take a nap. You will accomplish more and have more fun doing utterly nothing.

No character depth, untold amounts of plot holes, and above all identity politics. If you support random insertions
TLDR: Rather than watching this abomination, go take a nap. You will accomplish more and have more fun doing utterly nothing.

No character depth, untold amounts of plot holes, and above all identity politics. If you support random insertions of people simply due to their skin color rather than a fit for the role, then this is your movie. I am still trying to figure out the asian girl's purpose. What was her role and why was she even in this movie other than the fact to bump the diversity ratings up a hair?

Another note, all of the women held the positions of power while they delegated their authoritarian-like power to all of the men; but when someone would challenge the decision, the woman in power would essentially say "I'm with her, do as I say because reasons."

P.S. the critics are extremely disconnected with the viewers. That fact is just as disappointing as this movie.
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Mxm0Dec 16, 2017
THE 'CRITICS' DESERVE NO RESPECT - NOTE THEIR NAMES - IGNORE THEM FOREVER. Do not see this movie if you really loved the original trilogy. Please do not go the cinema. I watched the originals on repeat some days when I was a little kid. ToTHE 'CRITICS' DESERVE NO RESPECT - NOTE THEIR NAMES - IGNORE THEM FOREVER. Do not see this movie if you really loved the original trilogy. Please do not go the cinema. I watched the originals on repeat some days when I was a little kid. To me, this new Star Wars was a rap*e of the spirit of the films. I have never been so angry during a film, or walking out afterwards. Star Wars was not just a movie, it was a sub-psychological spiritual doctrine for the western countries, it was beautiful, inspiring, romantic and wonderful. Don't let this molestation enter your memory of it. There are about 15 moments you will literally wonder if they were trying to destroy the franchise for good.. and you thought Jar-jar was bad! Expand
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arifurFeb 25, 2019
One of the worst Star Wars movie ever. They should have handled the old character with respect.
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VasasiJan 9, 2018
Disney did it again ... After this movie there is no intrigue, no emotion, nothing. The essence of opposing the dark side of power and the light was destroyed. There are no real Sith. There are no laser swords. There are no Jedi. There are noDisney did it again ... After this movie there is no intrigue, no emotion, nothing. The essence of opposing the dark side of power and the light was destroyed. There are no real Sith. There are no laser swords. There are no Jedi. There are no good secondary characters. and most importantly there is no plot. Expand
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wiskaniDec 20, 2017
Last Jedi tiene cosas buenas pero ninguna logra que podamos perdonar que destruyeran al personaje de Luke, un pilar de la anterior saga, ni las precuelas cometieron tal barbaridad. Hicieron a nuestro Jedi favorito un tipo deprimido yLast Jedi tiene cosas buenas pero ninguna logra que podamos perdonar que destruyeran al personaje de Luke, un pilar de la anterior saga, ni las precuelas cometieron tal barbaridad. Hicieron a nuestro Jedi favorito un tipo deprimido y atormentado sin ninguna esperanza y después lo mataron. Ni siquiera para darle chance de redimirse en una siguiente entrega. Expand
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kainfeldasDec 17, 2017
This movie was all over the place in terms of pacing. Nothing stood out from the tapestry of mediocrity. This is the first Star Wars movie I have ever wanted to simply walk away from. Really not worth your money or time.
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ArkeniusFeb 9, 2018
For me it was so like episodes 5 and 6. And new moments were just bad and had no SW-atmosphere in them. Yet the plot is stupid and doesn't make any real sense (you'd like to forget the ending).
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BarronOfDuneDec 15, 2017
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. So we're supposed to believe that Luke, the earnest, selfless hero of RotJ both 1) tried to kill a kid while he was sleeping, after refusing to kill DARTH VADER HIMSELF, 2) ran and hid on an island, abandoning his friends when they needed him most, and 3) wants to destroy all the knowledge of the Jedi, in a fit of old man pique? I'm sorry, this completely ruins this new trilogy for me. All I wanted was awesome Force scenes from Grandmaster Luke, instead he just makes an Escape From LA hologram of himself? MASSIVE DISAPPOINTMENT. Expand
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Iserlohn14Dec 15, 2017
Yawn, just another big-budget fanservice movie meant to pad Disney's quarterly EPS by ripping off superficial details from the original trilogy (this time it's mostly ESB and RotJ) while injecting Millennial snarky humor and cheap sight gagsYawn, just another big-budget fanservice movie meant to pad Disney's quarterly EPS by ripping off superficial details from the original trilogy (this time it's mostly ESB and RotJ) while injecting Millennial snarky humor and cheap sight gags that will make people laugh once but be embarrassing forever after.

Meanwhile most of the huge unanswered questions (and frankly, plot holes) from SW7 are either still left unanswered, or given cheap explanations that frankly were not worth the wait.

Bottom line: no one who is really a fan of SW could possibly like where this new trilogy is going. But I think a lot of these people upvoting it are just escapism addicts looking for a fresh hit, they don't care if it's Star Wars or Marvel or what have you.
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LaSh4wn328Dec 15, 2017
It's official: Disney has ruined Star Wars. If you thought the prequels were disrespectful of the originals, hoo boy, wait until you see Superman Leia! Wait until you hear all the oh-so-self-aware jokes and snark that sound forced and out ofIt's official: Disney has ruined Star Wars. If you thought the prequels were disrespectful of the originals, hoo boy, wait until you see Superman Leia! Wait until you hear all the oh-so-self-aware jokes and snark that sound forced and out of place to anyone born before 1995. At least the prequels tried to do fresh things storywise and take risks. This just feels like a big budget parody with soap opera elements. Expand
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MahbubAli92Dec 15, 2017
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. So let's see here:

- One of the big questions of TFA was "who is Snoke?" Turns out he's basically nobody and we'll never know. His only purpose was to be a Palpatine stand-in so Kylo could kill him in a redux of the RotJ throne room scene
- Another question was "Who is Rey and why does she have Jedi powers despite no training?" Turns out she is no one special at all, and she received instantaneous superpowers because she's just a huge Mary Sue after all.
- Another question is "why did Luke go hide?" Turns out he hid because he made a complete mess of trying to train new Jedi (in a way that totally wrecks his character) and went to go sulk by himself even though his friends needed him.
- Another question was "why is the New Republic's army called The Resistance, and how did the scraps of the Empire build a massive super-weapon?" Well that's not really answered, but now by the end of this movie the Resistance has been whittled down to a handful of people and the FO is ascendant, so Disney has finally finished wrecking the end of RotJ and reset things to the start of ANH.

I am utterly shocked with how cynical and hateful Disney's treatment of this franchise has been. They could have just made a new story with a new conflict and a few references to the old stuff, but instead they're doing everything possible to ruin the plot and characters of the original trilogy. I will never forgive them for this. As far as I'm concerned the Thrawn books are the true canon, not this pandering, cynical junk.
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pjmcarlsonDec 30, 2017
I can't believe so many critics liked this movie. It is definitely the worst Stars Wars movie ever made. It was so boring at points my brother and his daughter dozed off. Others have stated everything negative so I don't need to repeat theI can't believe so many critics liked this movie. It is definitely the worst Stars Wars movie ever made. It was so boring at points my brother and his daughter dozed off. Others have stated everything negative so I don't need to repeat the same thing. Disney has destroyed the franchise. Expand
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Voyager236Dec 21, 2017
Soros Wars: The White Male Must End
Gender Wars: Social Justice Warriors Return
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LEPREMay 16, 2018
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. A flying icicle Lea???or the director was on drugs, or the people that liked that scene is stupid. Expand
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vindibuddDec 15, 2017
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. 1. Don't change the nature of Luke Skywalker and turn him into a murder-pondering coward who can't even face an adversary in person.
2. Don't kill off the primary antagonist for literally no reason at all that has been built up since the entire last movie.
3. Don't make literally everything a joke.
4. Don't send characters on meaningless huge waste of time trips so you can have an SJW commentary on rich people. 5. Don't center an entire Star Wars film around a slow speed chase between light speed capable spacecraft within sight of each other.
6. Let your heroes be heroes and your villains be villains.
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ximoDec 17, 2017
Pelicula entretenida que puede estar bien como película fuera de la saga, nada tiene que ver con la saga star wars, pierden la esencia totalmente.Tampoco contextualizan mucho de lo importante de la anterior película "el despertar de laPelicula entretenida que puede estar bien como película fuera de la saga, nada tiene que ver con la saga star wars, pierden la esencia totalmente.Tampoco contextualizan mucho de lo importante de la anterior película "el despertar de la fuerza" (snoke, rey, luke en la isla...). Decepcionante en cuanto a star wars y entretenida como película. Expand
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japa1453Apr 2, 2018
i didnt like it at all!!! please rename this movie because disney is destroying star wars
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ayayayayayayayDec 18, 2017
Star Wars: The Last Edge-Lord throws away the good work done by JJ Abrams in The Force Awakens (TFA). TFA was a safe movie but it left a number of easy layups for the director of the second movie. Who were Rey's parents? Who is Snoke? WhoStar Wars: The Last Edge-Lord throws away the good work done by JJ Abrams in The Force Awakens (TFA). TFA was a safe movie but it left a number of easy layups for the director of the second movie. Who were Rey's parents? Who is Snoke? Who were the Knights of Ren? Why did Luke go into hiding?

Any Star Wars fan could have come up with satisfying answers for these questions that also kept mass audiences entertained and kept the money flowing in. Rhian Johnson (The Ultimate Edge-Lord) obviously hates Star Wars and this is his attempt to sabotage the entire franchise. Why didn't Kathleen or JJ stop him?
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ganglioApr 29, 2018
One of the few movies I went to the cinema to watch. And one of the few movies I wanted to walk out from. Basically three, extremely long action sequences and what there is in story, is a complete rehash of the other star wars movies. TheOne of the few movies I went to the cinema to watch. And one of the few movies I wanted to walk out from. Basically three, extremely long action sequences and what there is in story, is a complete rehash of the other star wars movies. The action scenes were frankly just boring. I almost fell asleep. Extremely annoying is also the raving review by the press. Seriously? You give this move a 85 on metacritic and a much cooler space movie such as Valerian or guardians of the galaxy 1 less? Expand
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sicknutzDec 23, 2017
I made the mistake of paying for this steaming pile. First of all this movie is about 45 minutes too long. Second it has no emotional core to it - it feels like a script written by committee with a direction to be less obvious this timeI made the mistake of paying for this steaming pile. First of all this movie is about 45 minutes too long. Second it has no emotional core to it - it feels like a script written by committee with a direction to be less obvious this time around in plagiarizing empire strikes back. I give up. Expand
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mikeygarcia0Dec 27, 2017
I have to say I was surprised that I came out of the movie theater really conflicted about whether I liked the movie or not. I really wanted to like the film, but I just wasn't entertained like I thought I'd be. I believe the beginning of theI have to say I was surprised that I came out of the movie theater really conflicted about whether I liked the movie or not. I really wanted to like the film, but I just wasn't entertained like I thought I'd be. I believe the beginning of the movie was the most entertaining.Luke shouldn't have acted the way he did. Mark Hammill(guy who plays Luke) himself doesn't really like the film. Most of of the movie is suspenseful and has you wondering what was going to happen next. Whenever the suspense died, I was underwhelmed. The fight scenes were not very entertaining and didn't like a lot of the character development. I think The Force Awakens was better. I hope the finale of the trilogy is way better. Expand
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viroodiemDec 31, 2017
How can a film that is being panned now that it is out in the wild have an unwavering critic score, yet a consistently dropping user score?

Why that is Disney magic at work. This is the state of what Disney does with all its properties. So
How can a film that is being panned now that it is out in the wild have an unwavering critic score, yet a consistently dropping user score?

Why that is Disney magic at work.

This is the state of what Disney does with all its properties. So you better REALLY love this kind of dumpster fire swill if the Fox deal is allowed to proceed and the consequent Disnegeddon that will ensue. It will take decades if not more than a century to recover, but hey, What do you really expect by a company whose roots go all the way back to funding and producing propaganda for the Nazis.

Just remember, the more you keep paying to see the chum they churn out, The lower the quality of chum they will be feeding you.

Demand quality, Demand Depth, Demand imperfect and human. Resist Der fürher maüs.
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dicenDec 17, 2017
Disney picked the jedi mythology and world-building and threw them into the trash. The movie is a complete disaster. There is no story. The characters are weak. Leia's main scene is pure degradation.
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LeonidaswhiteDec 19, 2017
The worst film about star wars, but not only the worst star wars movie ever but also a bad movie overall. For my, Star wars ended with the VI episode.
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LotheravantiJan 14, 2019
I absolutely hated what they did with Star Wars. This is not Star Wars. Period.
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AaarghDec 27, 2017
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. It has been a sad year for Star Wars. First Star Wars Battlefront 2 with all the microtransactions and pay to win mechanic.
I didn't think anything worse could happen. I underestimated Disney.

First what they ruin about the original trilogy: Han's character development in the OT has been completely undone. He's back to smuggling and being egotistical. His dead was incredibly stupid. Leia has had her republic for 30 years only to end up with less rebels and an empire that is less human than the OT one, has 2 clowns as Palpatine and Vader. Luke was a beacon of hope and someone who would always be there for friends and family. His life was rough but he became the hero the rebellion needed even if that meant his life was on the line. In TLJ you will learn that Luke becomes an utter failure with low self esteem, couldn't care less about his former friends/family and goes to a cage to die. On top of all that: Vader, Luke, Yoda, Obi-Wan and Palpatine are incredibly weak in the force if you see what an untrained Rey can do. She's completely overpowered and wins at everything. Mechanic? Np. Pilot? Np. Beat Luke and Kylo in combat, np. This destroys the entire 2 other trilogies and Star Wars in general.

The new characters do not get any character development. The story is stupid and unimaginative (has been done a gazzilion times in pretty much ALL sci-fi series). Can't they come up with something better with the money and writers who work for a blockbuster movie? This movie has no idea how space works (bombs falling down as if ships have enough gravity pull (death stars is an exception because of their HUGE mass). Leia floating around in Space for some time after not being hit by anything apparently. People opening the door to let her in: problems opening a door in space. Phasma was once again completly useless. Snoke was a total pushover. Force users have a "force aura" around them. Otherwise Jedi and Sith could just flip each others lightsaber off in duel or make them trip etc. Killing Snoke because he wasn't paying attention shouldn't be possible. Space and Star Wars? This movie doesn't get it.

Also Kylo Ren? Is he a joker character for whatever side needs him the most? He should be in a mental hospital.

It ruined the OT, it destroys loved characters, adds lackluster new characters, doesn't have a good story... Great shots though. Good CGI. I would rate this movie as being average. Probably rather direct to DVD. But bc it is a blockbuster with the Star Wars label which doesn't just destroys itself but the OT as well I cannot not give it a 0.
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FanB0yDec 18, 2017
I've tried. Really. But each day I hate this movie more. It's just a huge slap in the face. Really really sad. I've no idea how JJ Abrams can salvage this mess with just one movie. It's just terrible. There were boos in the crowd openingI've tried. Really. But each day I hate this movie more. It's just a huge slap in the face. Really really sad. I've no idea how JJ Abrams can salvage this mess with just one movie. It's just terrible. There were boos in the crowd opening night. That didn't happen with attack of the clones! Expand
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KhdafaceDec 25, 2017
Even Mark Hamill hates the movie .... Enough said

but I guess I can't just say that, can I.. when you go to see a star wars movie you expect to see certain things, unique original worlds epic battles good characters with reasonable and
Even Mark Hamill hates the movie .... Enough said

but I guess I can't just say that, can I.. when you go to see a star wars movie you expect to see certain things, unique original worlds epic battles good characters with reasonable and understandable motivation. at the very least an epic adventure the movie unfortunately has nothing of that, instead we have a boring long movie with underwhelming villains and heroes. if one thing the movie did succeed in, it was getting me uninterested in seeing the next one.
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ericsmosmericApr 1, 2018
Completely destroys Luke Skywalker's character in the name of being subversive. So much wasted potential...
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eyalbentancurDec 20, 2018
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Piece of crap, saw this at the theaters and only now I am bothering to write about my dislike of this huge **** that makes the prequels look godlike in comparison! Expand
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ap5246Dec 18, 2017
I love preachy, condescending social justice themes in my sci fi (whether I agree with them or not). You really don’t have enough girl power in this movie - More cowbell! Laura Dern’s character is such a pivotal historical figure in theI love preachy, condescending social justice themes in my sci fi (whether I agree with them or not). You really don’t have enough girl power in this movie - More cowbell! Laura Dern’s character is such a pivotal historical figure in the series and deserved such a large climatic role unlike Admiral Akbar who you rightfully unceremoniously killed off and literally gave his seat to someone no one cared about. I love how you developed a new character - Rose but completely ignored any development of prior main characters. I love how righteous and powerful every female character is in the movie and all male characters are impulsive and/or bumbling broken idiots. More cowbell! Expand
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KromioDec 17, 2017
Did i watch Superman? This movie is just crap....................................................................................................................................................
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DaKatarnDec 15, 2017
Shame on Rian Johnson and Disney, this movie is the worst "Star Wars" movie of all times...What a pity, Me and my friends was very sad.

It's a total destruction of the old saga withour any form of respect. Snoke is a joke, Rey's background
Shame on Rian Johnson and Disney, this movie is the worst "Star Wars" movie of all times...What a pity, Me and my friends was very sad.

It's a total destruction of the old saga withour any form of respect. Snoke is a joke, Rey's background is pathetic. All characters have'nt any charism and the story is a list of WTF.

Star Wars is a passion for me and I'm very sad.
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ejhockeyDec 17, 2017
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. TLJ was the first Star Wars movie that I couldn't get immersed in. Most of the characters acted like children, out of character, and their actions made little sense. Awkward humor every minute, and the whole movie is based around the First Orders elite star destroyers puttering after a single rebel space bus waiting 18 hours for it to run out of gas. And yet Finn and crybaby Rose can take a small ship on a side quest to a planet light years away and come back to the puttering chase. Absolutely ridiculous logical fallacy. I left the theater very frustrated. Expand
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wsharp91Dec 17, 2017
Aburrida, ridicula echada a perder totalmente star wars existe hasta el episodio 6 de ahi en adelante no tiene sentido es una copia barata de las peliculas anteriores.
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KingofallHeroesDec 15, 2017
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Movie was garbage. Luke dies unceremoniously, completely pathetic, the stark opposite of his EU counterpart. Snoke was **** Kylo the joke Ren still a whiny **** boy. Rey having supreme power with no explanation as to why. Finn is a pathetic cuck. Hollywood can't have a black man shine in Star Wars. Movie was paper thin like nothing really mattered. Expand
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EerieDemonbleDec 17, 2017
Wow...That was one of the worst writing in star wars franchise. -plot holes upon plot holes;
-everyone act like idiots;
-0 logic; -0 chemestry between heroes of the story; -obscene amount of cringy comedy; -character of Phasma absolutely
Wow...That was one of the worst writing in star wars franchise. -plot holes upon plot holes;
-everyone act like idiots;
-0 logic;
-0 chemestry between heroes of the story;
-obscene amount of cringy comedy;
-character of Phasma absolutely wasted;
-Snoke is a joke;
-mary sue strikes again.
I can't believe I'm saying that, but prequels don't look so bad now.
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mark8J4Dec 15, 2017
The main problem of this movie: it is a remake. (as episode 7)
Flat story, scenes and characters thrown there.
Not enough special effects and some fanservice (which I can not stand), to make a Star Wars movie. Embarrassing. I prefer the
The main problem of this movie: it is a remake. (as episode 7)
Flat story, scenes and characters thrown there.
Not enough special effects and some fanservice (which I can not stand), to make a Star Wars movie.
Embarrassing. I prefer the prequel trilogy (one thousand times).

Disney, as long as you do not remove these 2 episodes by canon, you will not receive even a penny from me.(by film, book, videogame, comics,...; of SW and not-SW)
Very delusion...
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GTXMikeDec 19, 2017
This movie is simply terrible. If you think you will relive your childhood by watching it you will be highly disappointed. Bad story, bad characters, loads of nonsense and overall cringe. Disney made literally a JOKE from Star Wars legacy andThis movie is simply terrible. If you think you will relive your childhood by watching it you will be highly disappointed. Bad story, bad characters, loads of nonsense and overall cringe. Disney made literally a JOKE from Star Wars legacy and made a movie for casuals and kids. Won't be going on episode 9 and any others to the cinema. Expand
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alex_baranowskiJan 1, 2018
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. This movie is disaster. Some quick points (plot holes) why:

- Suicide hyperspace jumps make every other weapon useless, every single space battle was wrong... How could someone make such stupid mistake...

- What was purpose of not telling Poe plan??? Thanks God captain gender studies is dead.

- Luke character development is so wrong from the start... Luke always was the one who kept hope alive. He would never abandon his friends... But The most stupid part was Yoda laughing on destroying Jedi temple...

- Snoke development is fuc*** joke. Let's bait fan then just kill him. So most powerful dark side user die because he wasn't able to read Kylo mind? He was able to make Rey and Kylo mind connected, but he wasn't able to feel that he wanted to kill him - seems legit. We wanted answers - all we got is cut story.

- Rey parrents - well this thread is already dead...

- Kylo dark side development? Forget about it.

- Why Rey is so powerfull? Forget about it.

- How Leia survived in outter space? Forget about it.

- Why First order didn't summon ships in front of resistance?

- Why First Order didn't blockade whole planet?

There is so much plot holes, wrong decission etc. I read about 20 SW books, I have nearly every game that came out. I have all films on Blue Ray. I have collected even SW paper clips from cereals. I have custom made T-Shirts with Sith's and Grey Jedi codes. And after all these years, all this great memories, all this amazing feelings - I wish that this film never happen.
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RorakMar 17, 2018
Worst Star Wars ever. It has no star wars soul. Writers and producers failed to give the previous moves a worthy sequel.
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LlameDec 16, 2017
This movie was utter **** and shat on the face of previously established characters and lore. Millions of plot holes and unanswered questions, in fact this movie will retroactively make TFA worse.
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dtg12Dec 12, 2018
This was a pinnacle of bad, lazy screenwriting. Wish I could give minus 5 out of ten, just because of the damage it did to my memories of other SW movies.
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laeknir45Dec 24, 2017
Why critics loved this movie: it subverts and destroys everything that comes before, so it's "unexpected" and jarring. It turns the subtle humor into pure camp slapstick. It invalidates the original's journey of heroes by placing them all inWhy critics loved this movie: it subverts and destroys everything that comes before, so it's "unexpected" and jarring. It turns the subtle humor into pure camp slapstick. It invalidates the original's journey of heroes by placing them all in a universe of ultimate failure, deep self-doubt, and sorrow for what could have been. It destroys well-loved characters in meaningless moments. Literally everything about this film is Anti-StarWars. Massive plot holes and ignored history are almost championed as the CGI dazzles your eyes, and the "powerful females" and "heroes aren't real, everyone is their own hero" memes are inserted erratically and without any real emotion. I think BB-8 is a good metaphor for this movie overall: instead of the charming and beloved character you got with R2D2, here you get a constantly spinning mess with no soul or love, and occasionally the head flies off because humor or something. This movie is an insult to movie-making, an insult to fans of the Star Wars universe, and an insult to storytelling. Expand
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Jerry7777777Jul 7, 2018
Insulting trash, abysmal casting and acting. SWJ fest. Star wars is dead.
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Lasius-NigerDec 20, 2017
That's what you get for promoting SJW agenda. Hey you, mental midgets - maybe next time you make a movie you think about the other 95% of the country population that hates SJW **** and maybe just maybe, you won't fail this miserably...That's what you get for promoting SJW agenda. Hey you, mental midgets - maybe next time you make a movie you think about the other 95% of the country population that hates SJW **** and maybe just maybe, you won't fail this miserably... Greetings to paid and SJW shill reviewers from different websites -you failed as well. this movie will flop. And we couldn't be happier. Expand
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Alex0001Oct 15, 2020
Это просто ужасно отвратительно блевотно я испытывал злость и испанский стыд
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VoenixDec 19, 2017
This movie should renamed as "The Last Star Wars".
This movie was awful written...
In my opinion the hole movie missed a nice story. Rian Johnson could not finish new ideas and story plots, because jj Abrams had him in control with his
This movie should renamed as "The Last Star Wars".
This movie was awful written...

In my opinion the hole movie missed a nice story. Rian Johnson could not finish new ideas and story plots, because jj Abrams had him in control with his plans for star wars episode 9.
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vladimirrApr 30, 2018
Total destruction of Star Wars saga,terrible writing horrendus plot.And arrogance of people behind this project is just...
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bcd3169Dec 26, 2017
Really bad quality. The script has a lot of stuff that does not have any purpose. Mostly boring and feels pointles
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