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aruffcornJan 6, 2018

The amount of potent disgust I feel towards this film and its creators is beyond words. I'm not going to waste (too much) time rehashing what 62,984,825 true fans have already iterated across Facebook, Youtube, Twitter, etc. but I do want toThe amount of potent disgust I feel towards this film and its creators is beyond words. I'm not going to waste (too much) time rehashing what 62,984,825 true fans have already iterated across Facebook, Youtube, Twitter, etc. but I do want to mention that I personally found this film to be an overt assault on: STAR WARS fans, Men, Family, Tradition, Religion, The aged, Capitalism, My eyes/ears, My intelligence, and on George Lucas/Ben Burtt/Mark Hamill, etc.

Not only is this post-postmodern pile of garbage offensive in its caustic/nihilistic sensibilities, it is also devoid of the high-quality STAR WARS craftsmanship we've come to know and love. THE LAST JEDI is a poorly put-together film. Strictly speaking, on the technical side of things, it's crappy. Perhaps we all could have tolerated the aforementioned hyper-political misandrous hate-fest, if the film had exhibited just a lick of cinematic prowess -- but alas!

I'm genuinely struggling to write one good thing about THE LAST JEDI... oh, John Williams!

John Williams' score was solid, and it stands on it's own, thank God. That's why I gave this film 1/10, instead of 0/10. Williams is the man, too bad he got pimped out to this drivel. I found the sound design to be coarse and jarring - where the heck is Ben Burtt? Are you aware that even he doesn't know why he was axed? No Ben Burtt = Red flag #47. The story was nothing, the dialog and humor atrocious, no character development. Rian Johnson destroyed all of Abrams' hard-earned potential and mystery, in one overlong bloated hyper-messy mash. Shameful. Really! I found the "special effects" totally ho-hum. Been there, done that. The explosions were all cut-and-paste pixelation nightmares. This was way worse than Michael Bay's latest Transformers film, and I couldn't stand that one -- at least Bay's special effects are special. Plot holes, ridiculous physics, canonic inconsistencies (to the absurd) -- this film's got it all.

STAR WARS: THE LAST JEDI. Gross + hollow; everything about it. Hated it. Could not have been more disappointed...

STAR WARS is supposed to be FUN. Thank you Rian Johnson (and whomever else pulled this crap lever) for infusing politics into "our beloved STAR WARS." In this polarized political climate we find ourselves in today, you could (and should) have taken the high road, and been the ONE thing that brought everyone together. "Everyone loves STAR WARS!" That used to be a thing people would say, it was bi-partisan/universal. Not anymore. You ruined it, and multiplied this present darkness exponentially. Very divisive move, Disney. You sold out to your crap politics, and alienated AT LEAST half of the STAR WARS fan-base.

I didn't make this political. You did. So I'll go there, just real quick... The caustic ideologies present in THE LAST JEDI are likely the same ideologies which were major contributing factors to Trump's 2016 victory. This ram-it-down-your-throat, take-no-prisoners, no compromise, no apologies approach is only going to continue to empower the growing backlash against the ideologies of the left (socialism, rabid/hateful feminism, moral relativism; just to name a few of the bigger/uglier ones). I believe there is a strong correlation between Trump supporters and THE LAST JEDI haters. Not a perfect correlation, by any means, but I think there's a trend there, for sure. This continued "double down on your failures" approach, from the left, will probably lead to a second term for Trump. Yes, THE LAST JEDI may very well help Trump win a second term. That's how bad THE LAST JEDI is. LOL. Just kidding. (I'm trying to be partisan here!) My heart goes out to all the others like me who were actually devastated by this release. I was pleased to see I wasn't alone. I'd never been let down like this before (film-wise). Thank God it's only a movie (and not canon, in my world). Timothy Zahn forever. May the (pre-Disney) Force be with you. (i'm not-a-bot) P.S. This would be a pretty awesome bot entry. Let me know if you know of any bots who could pull this off -- I'd love an introduction. LOL. Peace.… Expand

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Monarch818Jan 7, 2018

The only way this movie can be redeemed is by JJ starting episode IX is with the realization that everything that happens from the moment Leia is sucked into space is a dream before she dies, and then reboots XII into IX from that moment on.The only way this movie can be redeemed is by JJ starting episode IX is with the realization that everything that happens from the moment Leia is sucked into space is a dream before she dies, and then reboots XII into IX from that moment on. Allow the Rebels to escape, have Luke actually act like Luke and train Rey. And then have Luke and Rey take on Snoke and Kylo for a big ending! Otherwise, IX will be as horrible as VIII was.… Expand

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AynAleydsJan 9, 2018

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Treason to Star Wars by the real Empire, AKA Disney. The prequels became master pieces after this "film". Get ready to see some weird guy called Luke Skywalker, you thought you knew him? Noooope, Mr.Johnson and Ms Kennedy turned him into a bizarre creepy guy who will ALWAYS do the oposite Luke would do.(Can you imagine Aragorn throwing his ancestor's sword comically or refusing fighting Sauron because there is no difference?) There is no bad guy in this movie, Kylo Ren loses again all of his fights and Rey win them all anyone knows why (because they wanted to create a strong and independent female character). They changed Ren's scar because he was ugly with it and removes his helmet at the beginning losing all the strenght the character had with it. He kills his father and doesn't even have dark side eyes? WTF?? Honestly I'd love a female character like Ripley, Sanchez, Imperator Furiosa etc... but no... she doesn't need training or anything else, thats just for male jedi. What about Snoke (lol), Finn, Phasma (lol), Ren Knights, Leia(LOL), R2D2, Chewie etc? Forget them, they wasted. At the end of TESB you cared for absolutely every character, bad one or not, you knew them and watched them evolve and grow. It doesnt happen here, everything is at the same point but filled with many marvel and out of place jokes and new creatures just for merchandising.

Why there is a role for that asian woman? It is ABSOLUTELY unnecessary, but hey, you make a black guy kiss an asian woman and everything is beautiful even if their actions were unnecessary. You can call me racist or another **** like that, and you will be wrong, I dont have any problem with the ethnic of anyone in ANY situation, I only care for his/her act and role, and honestly, her character was forced in order to represent a beautiful and multicultural society (just with the resistance, the bad guys are all of them white males, of course)

My english is bad and I cant explain as I would want, just watch it and judge yourself, but please, dont give your hard owned money to the empire and his minions, even if you find 20 bucks on the floor, they dont deserve it.… Expand

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SteveBurstJan 9, 2018

I went to see this movie on opening Friday, largely because of the great "critic" reviews. What a disappointment! Fundamentally it is just a mess of a story and takes easy ways out and destroys iconic characters from the originals. I reallyI went to see this movie on opening Friday, largely because of the great "critic" reviews. What a disappointment! Fundamentally it is just a mess of a story and takes easy ways out and destroys iconic characters from the originals. I really wanted to love this film.. but I feel nothing but betrayal and disgust. As a man, I felt personally insulted by all the feminist messages. If I want to be told how stupid, incompetent, reckless, weak, cowardly, farcical men are, I'd stayed at home or at work. Thanks a lot for making Star Wars a travesty.… Expand

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KneelJan 10, 2018

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Out of all the recent Star Wars movies this one was my most anticipated. Ok the Force Awakens might have just rehashed the Episode 4 story but it put the fun and adventure back into series and gloriously built up to the moment where The Last Jedi begins... Oh ok the start of the movie was crap. The middle of the movie was crap and yep the end of the movie was crap too, for all the reasons the other audience reviews have mentioned over and over. I so wanted to like this movie but it's crap - total crap with exception of the mighty fine visual effects. It's such a dog it just might kill the whole Star Wars series completely.… Expand

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MetalShanksJan 10, 2018

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. The context does not match the previous films, the motivation of the characters is poor, the 1 rating is for visual effects and sound. Destroy the vision originally conceived by Lucas.… Expand

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crizzyJan 12, 2018

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. This is my first review on this site. I had to do it, this movie was just so horrible. Huge plot holes. The director seems as if he has NEVER seen a Star Wars movie in his life. He completely disregarded where Force Awakens left off. The characters have ZERO character development. Finn was pointless. Leia turned into superman in space. Luke Skywalker became a total wimp, getting a beat down by a girl with zero training whatsoever. So much for Yoda's training. This movie makes no sense. They killed off a sith lord that you knew NOTHING about. I found myself so detached from the characters. The movie was painful. Even the humor was not funny. I want my money back. The worst Star Wars movie of them all. i was pretty shocked.… Expand

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BrankoSaJan 14, 2018

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. This is a sacrilege. Nothing worse could have happened to star Wars. Incapable director, protected by even worse producer, killed the franchise 40 years old in one swift stroke... Chinese said it right: it insults IQ of the Audience. Poor Star Wars… Expand

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Ironshod0311Jan 14, 2018

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. After hearing other people talk about the movie I figured I'd still probably at least enjoy the movie even if I wouldn't love it like the last one. However I am shocked at how disappointing this movie was! Snoke was nothing more than a plot device with zero payoff to who he is, Rey's parents end up being nothing, Luke's death at the end is totally "wat," and it basically made every male in the movie into either a blundering idiot or a villain while every female was righteous, smart and valorous... I'm all for equal male/female treatment but this was not equal at all. The story was filled with holes and totally broken. It had a few cool action sequences which were neat and some humor here and there but otherwise, a major disappointment. I would rate this one as being just as bad as Phantom Menace.… Expand

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RichardAmbraMar 9, 2018

What a wreck this movie is, so many bad points I would need to make a 10 minute youtube video at least. Most importantly though, it just represents everything star wars is not. Luke Skywalker as a character is assassinated and we areWhat a wreck this movie is, so many bad points I would need to make a 10 minute youtube video at least. Most importantly though, it just represents everything star wars is not. Luke Skywalker as a character is assassinated and we are presented with a freak, same with Yoda. Way too many "diversity" characters add way too obviously, it just comes off as nasty in an Antifa/agenda way.… Expand

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ArquireJan 16, 2018

The movie was visually stunning, but it has many problems. Firstly, I was bored. Finn and Rose are useless, Rey is a boring protagonist, hooks from TFA were dropped.

Moreover, the more I think about the movie, I get the impression that theThe movie was visually stunning, but it has many problems. Firstly, I was bored. Finn and Rose are useless, Rey is a boring protagonist, hooks from TFA were dropped.

Moreover, the more I think about the movie, I get the impression that the director actively dislikes the Star Wars IP and wanted to subvert all of its tropes and undermine the established characters. I took off an extra point for that. I'd be able to withstand the movie if it was just boring, but I will now make a conscious choice to never go to another star wars film in theaters.… Expand

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Wizeguy1114Jan 18, 2018

Absolute trash, unbelievable disrespect for George Lucas's characters and universe in which this entire franchise's foundation is built on. How dare you Disney, Kathleen Kennedy, and Rian Johnson, how f***ing dare you. It's been 3 weeks sinceAbsolute trash, unbelievable disrespect for George Lucas's characters and universe in which this entire franchise's foundation is built on. How dare you Disney, Kathleen Kennedy, and Rian Johnson, how f***ing dare you. It's been 3 weeks since I've seen The Last Jedi and everyday I just get more depressed and frustrated thinking about this movie. The Return of Luke Skywalker was like a cinematic Holy Grail for Star Wars fans and I can't think of how they could of f****ed it up more than they have. Star Wars is dead I refuse to include these Disney Star Wars movies as Canon. Will not be seeing episode 9 and will warn everyone I know not to see this move or 9. No I'm not a Bot or some Butt hurt fan or sexist that Disney and the media would have you believe. Look at the difference between the Audience and Critics score here and on rotten tomatoes (RT being 91% critics and 49% audience) Disney has gotten so big and so powerful that I truly believe Critics are paid off or just scared to give their honest opinion of the movie in fear of being blacklisted. Never been so disappointed after seeing a movie, it didn't have to be this way...… Expand

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chickaderJan 19, 2018

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Hated almost everything about this movie. Why call this a sequel to anything when it takes whats come before in either The Force Awakens or the Original Trilogy and either ignores it (who is Snoke?), minimizes it (Rey's parents are nobody's, Ackbar dies offscreen, Captain Phasma still undeveloped, or trashes it (pretty well everything else...) Not going to waste time on how many ways this movie is a colossal failure as the countless meaningful reviews here already spell it all out. Its pathetic how the paid critics lined up in praise. This was not a good "Star Wars" movie, nor any other kind of movie for that matter...… Expand

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izarkJan 20, 2018

Probably the worst film I have seen in my life. I feel sick after watching it.

Boring, answers no questions, multiple dead endings, comedy scenes completely out of place, really bad script, many characters that fade into irrelevance,Probably the worst film I have seen in my life. I feel sick after watching it.

Boring, answers no questions, multiple dead endings, comedy scenes completely out of place, really bad script, many characters that fade into irrelevance, countless incoherences... It does not entertain.… Expand

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charlesdumarJan 20, 2018

Rian Johnson is a heretic; what he did to Star Wars is a NATIONAL TRAGEDY.

I'm not over it. allow me to free associate: lazy writing. cultural decay. socialist praising. capitalist damning. regurgitated FX/ideas. no ben burtt. misandrous.Rian Johnson is a heretic; what he did to Star Wars is a NATIONAL TRAGEDY.

I'm not over it.

allow me to free associate:

lazy writing. cultural decay. socialist praising. capitalist damning. regurgitated FX/ideas. no ben burtt. misandrous. anti-white. destroys everything built nicely by Force Awakens. rose rose binks = worse than jar jar. made the prequels look like masterpieces. relegated many good actors and characters to the dust bin of time. shat on canon. cheated the viewer, with fake news (critics are leftists, and we all know leftists value their rigid ideology over art, hell, they don't believe in art, see pisschrist). TLJ will have zero longevity; it will become and remain the most hated and forgotten (repressed) SW film of all time. peace out, franchise! i give this 2 stars because i know how yer GD algorithms work. This film deserves a 0, MAYBE a 1, for John Williams. but the film was so bad I couldn't even hear the music, all I could hear was SJW harping: "whites suck. men suck. star wars fans suck. tradition sucks. religion sucks. capitalism sucks. america sucks. animals are more important than humans. veganism is amazing. blah blah effity blah.… Expand

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cpldubrielJan 20, 2018

Worst Star Wars film ever. Unbelievable scenes "Leia Superman" with the lacking of originality: (EX: WW2 inspired bombers action, Medieval weapons with an energy setting on it). It gets worse. The wisdom and eternal fight of good and bad isWorst Star Wars film ever. Unbelievable scenes "Leia Superman" with the lacking of originality: (EX: WW2 inspired bombers action, Medieval weapons with an energy setting on it). It gets worse. The wisdom and eternal fight of good and bad is down sized to a mere religion, humour and serious emotional stability issues through many of the characters. Without wanting to recall many reworked frame shots from The Empire Strikes back, let me at least proclaim that the childish Episode 1 is really acceptable after this movie.… Expand

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abovemindJan 20, 2018

Frenetic editing, convoluted flat characterization, non-plotting, flat jokes, and boring. I can't believe anyone actually thinks this is a good film.

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arrowflingerJan 23, 2018

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Way to go Rian Johnson not only have you divided a loyal fanbase with this boring crapfest that's by far the worst movie in the series. You've also robbed the fans of any future Luke Skywalker spin off movie, due to how this ends.… Expand

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hornedavJan 23, 2018

The Last Jedi is not only the lamest Star Wars movie ever made, it is simply a garbage movie. I persisted and gave this movie two Cinema viewings, hoping my experience would somehow change but alas I was left bereft and bewildered at theThe Last Jedi is not only the lamest Star Wars movie ever made, it is simply a garbage movie. I persisted and gave this movie two Cinema viewings, hoping my experience would somehow change but alas I was left bereft and bewildered at the poor and inconsistent plot, failures to expand upon characters and storylines setup in the previous movie, and the woeful attempts at slapstick humour.… Expand

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abentabernJan 24, 2018

First time i fell a sleep in a cinema, bad film won't be seeing anymore star wars in cinema.

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Last_CenturionJan 24, 2018

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Side-quest literally started as a videogame cutscene.

Maz in a ridiculous situation, holograms catching her from every side, bam, bam! Here and there. She giving a quest which you can accept or decline. Of course they will accept. There is a codebraker you have to find. I coincidentally know about one. He is on this casino planet and is there ALL THE TIME and always in casino. As some NPC who you can visit at any time during a day or night. He is always there. And, of course, you will know it is him because of this red flower thingy on him. Cing picture of the exact thing she is talking about appears on the HUD*. Now go! I told you everything you need to know, now I must go as well!

pheeewww she flies away, hologram ends, cutscene is closed

** SIDE QUEST BEGINS ** *… Expand

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ridleywalkerJan 24, 2018

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. This movie defies all expectations - not by exceeding them, but rather by tossing them into the trash compactor. The force is treated with little respect (I am aware it's a fantasy story) and the Skywalker bloodline is made irrelevant; anyone can be a Jedi with little to no training. By the way we are to now to ponder in a postmodern sense about whether the Jedi are ultimately a good thing. We are treated to not-so-subtle lessons in how terrible men are at leading and accomplishment, while simultaneously drilled on how great women are at all things. The larger than life mastermind of the wannabe Empire is dispatched as if he were nonessential to the plot of the new trilogy. The same fate befalls the underused Boba Fe.... I mean Captain Phasma. Finn, who really needs a good story line, is now sent to an ultimately useless mission that spins as an on the nose / finger wagging moral lesson on war and greed. His pal is a new character created to ensure sales for the international market. BB8 isn't even developed beyond a couple of quick scenes, but Chewbacca does make a cameo near the beginning an end. It's as if the director wants to say to all of the fans, "Star Wars is silly and forgettable, laugh at Luke drinking milk from the teat of a sea cow and shut up!" It is an epic troll, a spit in the face of the spirit of the original trilogy.… Expand

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BeatrixKiddoSep 11, 2019

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. I would put a zero but l liked Poe.. nevermind, this has nothing to do with the old good Star Wars. Star Wars without Luke, Leia, Obi Wan, Darth Vader, Emperor and Yoda for me is a nothing. Also, Snoke died in a very bizarre way, isn't it? the most disappointing space movie (because this thing doesn't remind me Star Wars l used to know and love).… Expand

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Username203CTFeb 5, 2018

Pathetic and horribly written movie that has no clear plot, destroys Star Wars lore and iconic characters like Luke Skywalker while shoving bad jokes and sjw politics down our throats.

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timpfelFeb 8, 2018

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. The Last Jedi is the worst Star Wars movie.

Here is just some reasons why:
- all style over substance
- all subversion over substance
- bad or misplaced humor
- numerous plot holes
- pointless new characters and side story
- destroys Luke character
- nearly no character growth
- ignores most setups from ep 7
- everything feels so anticlimactic

Some say it has gone to bold new direction, but at the end we are again left with empire vs. rebels...

What a disappointment.… Expand

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Nancycarter5454Feb 11, 2018

It makes you wonder if the critics get paid to give excellent reviews - the Star Wars films are on a downward spiral and you will leave very disappointed at the end of this movie.

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JraeFeb 20, 2018

I left the Force Awakens feeling quite pleased despite its obvious plot rehashing. I liked the new characters and was very excited to see where this story was going. I left the Last Jedi feeling confused, and angry. Everything that cameI left the Force Awakens feeling quite pleased despite its obvious plot rehashing. I liked the new characters and was very excited to see where this story was going. I left the Last Jedi feeling confused, and angry. Everything that came before it was ignored. The humor was out of place. The pacing was terrible. There were some nice scenes with Kilo and Rey, but all in all, too many un-answered questions, unnecessary and highly unlikeable new characters, and just bad storytelling. The entire casino side plot was an eye-rolling mess. And what was the point of killing Admiral Ackbar (one of the universe's most beloved characters) offscreen? Its a tragedy this had to be Mark and Carries last film. So horribly disappointing. I wish I could un-see it.… Expand

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IPisPSPACEFeb 21, 2018

The fact that 95% of critics can give this piece of crap movie good reviews should ring alarm bells. This movie is incoherent, character development and motivation non-existent; and, being a sequel, destroys the franchise with a script byThe fact that 95% of critics can give this piece of crap movie good reviews should ring alarm bells. This movie is incoherent, character development and motivation non-existent; and, being a sequel, destroys the franchise with a script by someone who fundamentally does not understand said franchise. Being "fresh" and "subversive" are shallow characteristics that masks a naked emperor.… Expand

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Starwarsfan1977Mar 7, 2018

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. This movie is so bad, both me and my father who are lifelong fans are insulted. We both have seen every star wars in the theater since 1977, and we can honestly say that when Lucas sold it to Disney it was over because clearly the same man no longer has his fingerprints anywhere on the movies. Even Mark Hamill in recent interviews slammed this movie. "Its not how I would have handled the situation as Luke Skywalker." Lets go over some points why this movie was terrible: 1. The first three movies, 1977 1980 1982 were basically a space soap opera. You became emotionally invested in the main 7-10 characters. The movie plot was built around these characters with action but it was always about these characters which became family.
2. The new movies. Never build up characters up the same way. Who cares about that new pilot? Who really cares about Ren like you cared about Princess Leia? These people never grew or were introduced like a family as in the first movies. The were just individuals wandering around the plot points on separate paths. This did not allow you to become emotionally invested with them.
3. The plot is haphazard, like pieces of a puzzle scattered all about a table from a 1000 piece puzzle. There were many points where you were saying to yourself, why is this part here? For example, why am I watching an alien horse breakout for 15 minutes?
4. Weak bad guy. The first three star wars movies there was a strong bad guy. Darth Vader. This new bad guy? Unsure of himself. Weak. Self doubting. That is really poor for a movie. You want strong opposite polar characters. The bad and the good. Darth Vader and Princess Leia. 5. You can no longer vibe with the old characters they brought back. Its like going to prison for 30 years then coming back home and realizing you dont really know these people anymore. Leia is some old lady no longer with the fiery personality she once had. She doesnt look or act the same. No longer know or recognize her. Luke is now a quitter. Doesnt act like Luke Skywalker. Even tried to murder his apprentice in his sleep. Dies at the end for no reason, almost like he just gave up. Not the Luke I know. And Han just came back for a cameo last movie before he got dispatched. All of them never got back like a family, they were all on their own separate paths. And don't forget the awkward hug between Han and Leia. No romantic long drawn out kiss between them now that they are old, right?
6. Same old (general) storyline, poorly rehashed. Hey, didnt the republic win at then end of Star wars 6 in 1983? Once again its the empire or some version of it chasing down a small band of rebels. Already been there, done that.
So to recap, this was a jigsaw scattered movie with a weak plot with characters you cant emotionally invest in containing cameos of characters you formerly loved but cannot reconnect with basically redoing a movie plot that was already handed in the first three Star Wars movies. It is quite clear the that man who did the first 6 movies handed it off to someone else and these 2 recent movies are somewhat soulless in comparison, being cranked out by a corporate entity who bought the intellectual property with the motive of profit. Yes, of this writing, the movie made close to 800 million dollars. Which means the bottom line says they are going to make more. However as people clue in that these are not the same movies they used to be, profits will fall.
In my personal library I have on DVD on a shelf Star Wars (1977) The Empire Strikes Back (1980) and the Return of the Jedi (1983) along with the next 3 prequels from the early to mid 2000s (Star wars I-III). And as far as I am concerned, that is it. Series completed. These last two movies were like poor fan movies. Yes, this movie blew. I am going to have to cleanse the palate by watching the original Star Wars and forgot I ever saw this.… Expand

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RogerFedererMar 8, 2018

Just a bad movie... It was saved in the box office because it's a SW movie. If the name was "Lost in space"....146mil worldwide!

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SpseanoMar 14, 2018

Second time I’ve seen this movie. Last Jedi is not Star Wars. Storyline is hit and miss. The characters like the plot are all over the place to much 21st century not enough Star Wars. Worse than the prequels, at least the prequels felt likeSecond time I’ve seen this movie. Last Jedi is not Star Wars. Storyline is hit and miss. The characters like the plot are all over the place to much 21st century not enough Star Wars. Worse than the prequels, at least the prequels felt like Star Wars. Huge disappointment, just a movie with no direction. Great visuals, bad story. Rian Johnson killed Star Wars, and made it into a joke.… Expand

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PsykoklaptorskeMar 16, 2018

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. The Visuals are cool.

The script is full of plotholes, poor dialogue, missed oppertunities, ridiculously overpowered protagonists, inane badguys (that are somehow able to conquer a galaxy, but unable to think or strategize). And plenty more. This movie is going to make me stay clear of Solo, and episode nine, untill such a time I see reviews by my favorite Youtube critics. As for the next trilogy, I have severe doubts I will go see them.… Expand

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V1tam1NMar 17, 2018

Imagine watching the final season of GOT - and the queen of dragons doesnt give a f... about the iron throne. This is Luke in the Last Jedi - bad story telling.

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apwb2bMar 20, 2018

Sigh......Star Wars made by Disney to alienate true fans of the franchise. Enough said.

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Sky-Mar 20, 2018

I watched this movie on DVD. Such an emptiness after watching the movie in the universe of Star Wars, I did not feel. Such a heap of absurdities of the scenario, so to disfigure everything that was created before this in the universe is theI watched this movie on DVD. Such an emptiness after watching the movie in the universe of Star Wars, I did not feel. Such a heap of absurdities of the scenario, so to disfigure everything that was created before this in the universe is the main but narrative of Lucas and others. I did not feel such frustration for a long time from films. After this film, even the 7th movie seems much better. BIG EPIC FAIL !!!… Expand

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rasmathMar 20, 2018

It was a horrible film, so many missed opportunities to expand the Star Wars Universe lost forever. It had a terrible plot, childish characters and a "Mary Sue" protagonist - And don't even tell me she is not one, because years on the desertIt was a horrible film, so many missed opportunities to expand the Star Wars Universe lost forever. It had a terrible plot, childish characters and a "Mary Sue" protagonist - And don't even tell me she is not one, because years on the desert would make her only good at fighting and extremely greed. I hope that this 3rd trilogy or at least from this second movie on, to suffer a reboot. And I can say that I will not be getting to the theaters to watch episode IX nor anything else until things significantly changes at disney. Hey disney! do not spend your precious money on episode IX, reboot episode VIII !… Expand

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flowoahMar 21, 2018

see ,I enjoyed it in theaters,when i look back at it ,the story makes no sense , has garbage consistency , gives shocks ,but these shocks are not good to the story ,bad character development, and has so much lost potential.Star wars legendssee ,I enjoyed it in theaters,when i look back at it ,the story makes no sense , has garbage consistency , gives shocks ,but these shocks are not good to the story ,bad character development, and has so much lost potential.Star wars legends is better than this trash .It is weird ,but it is at least consistent with it's logic.
Don't get me started on the porgs ................they are so obviously meant for merchandise.

I think for now ,i am going to stick to star wars legends.
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sludge_comberApr 3, 2018

ive never been so disappointed by a movie in my life. bad plot, nonsensical choices, a story that goes nowhere. in all the ways that mattered it was dull and repetitive yet in all the ways that didnt it was full of oddball choices andive never been so disappointed by a movie in my life. bad plot, nonsensical choices, a story that goes nowhere. in all the ways that mattered it was dull and repetitive yet in all the ways that didnt it was full of oddball choices and characters who seem to have had a lobotomy.… Expand

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ficekaMar 29, 2018

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. There's a way to go your own way without giving a giant middle finger to your fan base. Heck, I didn't consider myself a star wars aficionado at all and this movie still made me irrationally angry about the treatment of the characters (specifically Luke). *rant begin* If this was anything but Star Wars the critics would have taken it to school over the lack of consistent tone (weird and off-putting humor abounds in what are otherwise supposed to be significant and awesome moments. And yes, there is a "your mom" joke in the first 5 minutes), the lack of character growth, the lack of physics/ any real rules in this universe now, and the overall disjointedness of the plot (Watch Disney shoehorn in a completely useless subplot to take a shot at rich aristocrats. Look, I hate rich aristocrats as much as the next person, but it comes off as hypocritical when Disney is simultaneously beating small theater owners into submission with new screening demands.). Every critic's newspaper that published a glowing review of this mess is trying to divert attention and say that all the bad reviews are from the alt-right people who can't stand feminists. But hey, the alternative would be to admit that they are really just in Disney's pockets. I guess the alt-right boogeymen story will have to do. I voted for Hillary. I didn't vote for Star Wars to turn into a ham-fisted attempt at social commentary. These movies were supposed to be an escape. A chance to take your mind off of the bitter division in today's politics and believe in real heroes again. Sadly, the only escape you will get from this movie is when the lights come on and you can move on with your life and accept that these movies aren't for you anymore.… Expand

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AaronGarcia1234Apr 7, 2018

This movie was an offence to the Star Wars franchise. The prequels were better than this load of garbage.

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ComicronApr 9, 2018

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. I was really looking forward to The Last Jedi after how much fun the The Force Awakens was despite its problems. Instead of finding a creative way to play with the viewers expectations and take the universe into a bold new direction, The Last Jedi treats us to 2.5 hours of dumb characters doing dumb things that are ultimately pointless by the end of the film. Returning characters are underwritten and never find their footing while new characters are uninteresting and annoying. Rose just might be the Jar Jar Binks of this generation.

1 star for bringing back muppet Yoda.… Expand

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jeffreyschwabApr 11, 2018

Good special effects. Terrible dialog. I'm glad I watched it on pay tv rather than purchasing a dvd copy. Thisv way I only wasted six dollars rather than twenty.

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rochmik81Apr 20, 2018

Rian Johnson and the producers are deluding themselves about the reaction to this film. It has the worst audience rating of any other Star Wars film for a good reason: it sucked and people don't like it.

Wake up! This isn't just an "InternetRian Johnson and the producers are deluding themselves about the reaction to this film. It has the worst audience rating of any other Star Wars film for a good reason: it sucked and people don't like it.

Wake up! This isn't just an "Internet reaction" to the film or "trolling". Your fans *don't like it*. Lying to yourselves about that reality is just sad. A lot of people genuinely dislike this film for all the reasons people have stated: stupid jokes, bad writing, way too long... etc.

They won't see any more ticket sales from me.… Expand

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dan121212May 9, 2018

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Poor writing and a not-so-subtle underlining 'progressive left' political agenda weaved into an incoherent and plot hole laden movie make this definitely the worst Star Wars movie to have been made.… Expand

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aresendez88Apr 29, 2018

Awful recycled plot with little to no character development. Rehashed action scenes that make you think you've seen them before somewhere such as the original trilogy, and just a disorienting 2.5 hour mess of a movie that does little elseAwful recycled plot with little to no character development. Rehashed action scenes that make you think you've seen them before somewhere such as the original trilogy, and just a disorienting 2.5 hour mess of a movie that does little else besides assasinate characters you care about and shove down your throat characters that you don't.

John Williams kills it as usual, and the movie looks great but the story is so bad you can't help but feel that it is truly meant to just be insulting to the fanbase on purpose.

I can no longer support anything Rian Johnson directs from here on out. Easily the worst Star Wars movie I have ever seen. I had a lot of problems with Episode 7 (plot holes mostly) but I generally enjoyed it in theatres. I hate this movie, I will never watch it again. This movie does nothing else for me besides make me hate it more the more I think about it.

Skip this movie Star Wars fans. Do yourself that favor.… Expand

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LovelandMay 10, 2018

It pains me to do this. I've always loved the Star Wars movies, but this can barely call itself that. While the Force Awakens was by no means a great movie, it did set up some interesting plot and backstory questions moving forward. Then thisIt pains me to do this. I've always loved the Star Wars movies, but this can barely call itself that. While the Force Awakens was by no means a great movie, it did set up some interesting plot and backstory questions moving forward. Then this movie came along and completely destroyed any hope this new trilogy had. It ruined the backstory questions surrounding both Rey and Snoke, though I can't say how or why without spoiling the movie. The Last Jedi succumbed to every bad trend developing in modern movies. Painfully awkward nonchalant humor? The Last Jedi has it. A useless story arc with a social justice message? The Last Jedi has it. While Daisy Ridley once again does a fine job in her role, John Boyega, Adam Driver, and just about everyone else deliver subpar performances. Neither Mark Hamill nor Carrie Fisher are anything to be amazed by in this movie, though they aren't as bad as some of their co-stars. The plot starts where the Force Awakens ended, which was in a decent place, and completely destroys everything about it. Story-wise I seriously don't know what they're going to do with the final episode. The writing seemed so unbelievably lazy that it could be considered borderline disrespectful. There were scenes that made me die a little inside at how either badly written or poorly executed they were, including a space scene in which something so unbelievably cringe-worthy and ridiculous happens that you want to get up and walk out of the movie (those who have seen it know what I'm talking about). The worst part to me is the fact that these movies aren't done like Star Wars movies anymore. The writers and directors seem to have no respect or care for the history of the saga and what its many elements mean. The way the characters use the force, pilot ships, and just generally act feels less and less like Star Wars every time one of these movies comes out. I would NOT recommend this film to anyone who values their money and time.… Expand

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CaseyStelkenMay 25, 2018

Yuck. I enjoyed NOTHING about this movie. The opening theme music was good, but it didn't earn this movie a star, because... this movie simply inherited that music. This was a cringeworthy film. Poorly planned, poorly executed. Sad whatYuck. I enjoyed NOTHING about this movie. The opening theme music was good, but it didn't earn this movie a star, because... this movie simply inherited that music. This was a cringeworthy film. Poorly planned, poorly executed. Sad what Star Wars has become.… Expand

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sedoskaMay 28, 2018

Viewing this was the first time I was ever bored during a Star Wars movie. This movie is waaaay too long. The casino scenes went on forever and were nothing but terrible CGI and awful writing.

Why are people so impressed by the visuals? SomeViewing this was the first time I was ever bored during a Star Wars movie. This movie is waaaay too long. The casino scenes went on forever and were nothing but terrible CGI and awful writing.

Why are people so impressed by the visuals? Some of the effects were really good but there was a lot of *really bad* CGI.

The writing in this movie is horrible. I hope I will never see another movie by Rian Johnson. I now have zero respect for anything he does.

I think this is the worst Star Wars movie I have ever seen. I didn't think it was possible to be worse than 'Phantom Menace' or 'Attack of the Clones' but... Yes, if I were forced to pick one of the three to watch, it would never be this one.

I'm not a fan-boy. Number of theories I had going into this movie: zero. Number of "Star Wars" books I have read: zero. My interest in the 'expanded universe': zero. All I wanted to see was a good movie. Instead, I got this terrible tripe that has far too many flaws to even bother listing, here.… Expand

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theflsMay 29, 2018

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. No respect for fan expectations. No respect for the source material. Just because you make unexpected turns in the plot doesn't make it good. Using one of the most loved universes to employ TOTALLY BIASED political views. Several plot-holes. Character development comparable to a child's essay with no reasoning behind it. This movie clearly even disregards The Force Awakens and ignores stepping stones created by it. This is a disaster.… Expand

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psychosiszzJun 2, 2018

Terrible film, how the hell is the critic average so high? obvious they are getting bribed, that's the movie industry now. The film is full of identity, gender, vegan/animal rights politics. Reys a mary sue, Lukes made into a coward, Rose isTerrible film, how the hell is the critic average so high? obvious they are getting bribed, that's the movie industry now. The film is full of identity, gender, vegan/animal rights politics. Reys a mary sue, Lukes made into a coward, Rose is a pointless character. Star wars is dead.… Expand

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FridayJoeJun 3, 2018

Worst Star Wars movie ever made. Way too long, way too repetitive, way too corny. Luke's character was totally butchered. None of these "new heroes" are likeable. This film felt like a parody of Star Wars. All involved should be ashamed forWorst Star Wars movie ever made. Way too long, way too repetitive, way too corny. Luke's character was totally butchered. None of these "new heroes" are likeable. This film felt like a parody of Star Wars. All involved should be ashamed for tainting the legacy of the franchise.… Expand

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Sem_KadoschJun 4, 2018

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. I've never been a big star wars fan. I watched the movies cause there were entertaining and the light-saber & space battle were cool. But this movie is beyond bad ! Seeing Chewbacca having some thought about becoming a vegan even if he is a 200 years old alien beast, should just convince you how much this movie is crap.

Rey is useless, her story pointless. Same for Snoke, same for everything and everyone...

I think that people putting good score on this movie are the same people that try to convince themselves that modern art is actually art... It's pathetic !

This movie is pure sh*t, the actors don't even try to be credible because they know the plot of that new Disney trilogy don't make any sens. It just an bad attempt to make money on the nostalgia of people ! And the worst part is : it actually work. They earned a ton of money from that movie ! What a shame, what a f*cking shame.

I will not go see the others movies, Star Wars is dead to me! And I can spare you some time by reveling you the end of star wars : there is no end the franchise will be milked out until the cow dies !… Expand

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DinkomxJun 7, 2018

I watched A new hope when it first came out in a theater and it changed my life. Particularly the Luke Skywalker character, I have been a lifelong fan and have loved all the movies, read the novels, watched the cartoons, purchased the toys,I watched A new hope when it first came out in a theater and it changed my life. Particularly the Luke Skywalker character, I have been a lifelong fan and have loved all the movies, read the novels, watched the cartoons, purchased the toys, collected memorabilia, attended SW events etc. etc. I loved the prequels, (except maybe the midichlorians thing) and really liked, I mean really loved TFA and all the new stories and possibilities it created. I didn’t have a fan theory, and I wasn’t looking for nostalgia coming into TLJ, I just wanted the story to continue. Instead what I got is the character assassination of Luke, all the interesting new characters become irrational and pointless and a bunch of plot holes and new cannon that makes the suspension of disbelief more difficult for this and all the other past movies. The visuals were Amazing, the fight scenes and the space fights were also probably the best in the franchise. And the porgs were adorable. The new planets were visually stunning and super interesting for future media. But I just can’t get past the narrative; the actual story being told itself, mostly characters making decisions inconsistent with their personalities, pointless side stories.… Expand

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userXJun 8, 2018

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. I have been reading a lot about this movie since I saw it about 2 weeks ago. I avoided all the hype leading up to it and never managed to see it in theaters. I didn’t pay attention and didn’t even know that there was this whole back and forth about this movie with trolls, backlash, etc… and I certainly didn’t have a “fan theory” to apply to this movie. Oh, and I am not a bot or overzealous “fanboy” either.
I grew up on Star Wars original trilogy as a kid. My brother and I had (and loved) the Star Wars action figures and other toys, it was part of our world back then. I saw the prequel trilogy and was generally a bit disappointed, but now I see that everything, including disappointment, is relative. I actually liked more about Revenge of the Sith than I disliked. So, onto this movie: I hated it, flat-out. To me, it was a combination of cop-outs and cringeworthily moments. I’ve read a lot of reviews from professional movie critics and have seen the same thing over and over: something along the lines of “this movie bravely went in a new direction and did not feel ‘constrained’ by the past” . Pause right there: this is not a good thing in and of itself, especially when the tradition established by the prior movies create the coat-tails that this movie is riding on. It reminds me exactly of how I thought about Peter Jackson’s treatment of “The Hobbit” after he did such a good job overall with “Lord of the Rings”. Seeing the bar drop so low can make one with standards become very cynical. The fan reviews appear to be written, for the most part, by people who saw something that frustrated them so much that they felt compelled to vent about it, as the only avenue open to them. That’s where I stand, even knowing probably no one will read this. And, yes, I opened this account solely to write this one review for this one movie. Other reviewers blasted so many holes in the plot that I don’t feel the need to do a similar laundry-list of what is wrong with this movie, and honestly there are a few re-occurring complaints that I don’t find to be a problem.
Cop-outs:
Who was Snoke, where did he come from, why was he so powerful, how was he able to build the First order out of the defeated Empire. No explanation and no plausibility offered
How did the Rebel Alliance go from victor to diminished band of outlaws?
What is the backstory with Luke and Ben Solo? Too much is glossed over
It’s like the Rebel victory at Endor and Jakuu didn’t even happen. Kylo Ren: not a convincing villain at all, reminds me of Edward from Twilight Cringe-worthy moments:
Prank phone call from Po to Hux- this really set the bar so low right from the start…
Porgs.. and interaction with Chewbacca.. culminating in one of them wearing a ^&%$ porg-sized headset in the cockpit of Millennium Falcon The Rose character… out of place in the Star wars universe. Too preachy and naive and forced relationship with Finn (who I thought was supposed to be involved with Rey ?). Casino scenes. Over the top CGI characters plugging coins into BB8 lot a slot machine, then he (?) shoots them out like a machine gun at some guard Of course, princess Leia’s using the force to suck her back into the ship.. jeezus that was one of the worst moments in cinematic history right there. Re-hash of battle of Hoth : it had some good points, but too much like a re-occurring sequence from Empire Strikes back. At least there were no salt tuan-tuans… but the crystal coyotes of salt-world were one of those out-of-place childish elements that were used because, you know, we have CGI and can place anything in a movie. BB8 hot-wiring a scout walker on board Star Destroyer.
Rey not needing any real training to become bad-ass force user able to levitate rocks that Luke couldn’t even do.
Wasted scene with Rey going into hole on Luke’s planet wasted time where nothing profound is uncovered or learned.
The whole way Luke was. Obi-wan also “lost” Anakin to the dark side, but he wasn’t the same grouch that they turned Luke into. Agree with others that the whole idea of Luke leaving a map to his location is in direct contradiction to the way Luke was when he was found. The defenses of these departures from the established Star Wars universe have been described as “brave” or “visionary” or whatever by the professional critics I have read, but many other fans, think they suck. If the only measure of quality is if you go against all tradition and continuity that came before you, we could all write stories where water flows uphill and the critics would be singing our praises because we were so brave to go against tradition (and physics) and do something “new”. I’m glad that I don’t feel the need to be as attached to this as I did when I was young and impressionable, but Star Wars is now dead to me, I won’t bother with Episode 9.… Expand

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buffegoJun 15, 2018

The only positive comment I can make on this movie is the cinematography is nice. But the story is terrible and boring, lots of dumb amateur character actions, the dialogue failed, and the forced humor cringe-worthy. The Disney-fication ofThe only positive comment I can make on this movie is the cinematography is nice. But the story is terrible and boring, lots of dumb amateur character actions, the dialogue failed, and the forced humor cringe-worthy. The Disney-fication of Star Wars is a large negative in this case, the tone seemed to be aimed for children. No pay-off.… Expand

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farnsyJun 28, 2018

This movie was very destructive to the Star Wars story and universe. All the elements that were built up in the previous movie were discarded in very unsatisfying manners. There are several very large plot holes and even little actionsThis movie was very destructive to the Star Wars story and universe. All the elements that were built up in the previous movie were discarded in very unsatisfying manners. There are several very large plot holes and even little actions throughout the movie have terrible motivation--even the basic science of the universe is discarded. On the plus side, the actors playing Rey and Kylo continue to show that they are phenomenal actors and they actually have some interesting interactions in this show. That's the part everyone likes. But the movie overall was so destructive we would be better of if it had not been created because it changes the universe to make existing movies worse. I'd say it's as bad as or worse than the prequels in that regard.

Score: awful. Not only is it not a good movie, it actively makes our world worse.… Expand

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imgarfieldJun 29, 2018

It is actually very simple. This movie has nothing good in it. It has OK visuals, OK sound and that's it. EVERYTHING else is bad. It is bad not because "it ruins SW", it is objectively bad. Bad characters, bad dialog, horrible tone shifts,It is actually very simple. This movie has nothing good in it. It has OK visuals, OK sound and that's it. EVERYTHING else is bad. It is bad not because "it ruins SW", it is objectively bad. Bad characters, bad dialog, horrible tone shifts, idiotic scenes, moralizing. Every non-technical dimension is a disaster.… Expand

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excelverJul 3, 2018

I’m writing this because I was wasting time on the internet and ended up seeing some of the initial critics’ glowing reviews of The Last Jedi (It's an 85, "must see" here on metacritic). There are always differences of opinion depending onI’m writing this because I was wasting time on the internet and ended up seeing some of the initial critics’ glowing reviews of The Last Jedi (It's an 85, "must see" here on metacritic). There are always differences of opinion depending on what you want out of a movie, but watching people write about how they convinced themselves this movie succeeded in any way has been outside the normal range. It’s a little bizarre honestly, and fairly excruciating to listen to the phrases being turned to try to explain how this film wasn’t a failure. It wasn’t even impressively bad, it’s just boring and mediocre and uncomfortable. Be honest people, this doesn’t “turn the franchise on its head” or any other stupid euphemism, it’s an insecure and cynical mess that confuses self-ridicule with innovation and tries to be non-formulaic by setting up suggestive premises and then going nowhere with them. It’s like the creators are constantly daring the audience to care about where things are going and seeing how many times they can make you think this movie will eventually go anywhere before you just give up and start zoning out on special FX. Even the parts that deserve some appreciation don’t work well. The sequence on the Las Vegas-style resort world, notwithstanding that it’s completely superfluous to the plot, points out that many people are profiting from the war by selling arms to both sides. I appreciate that the story went out of its way to make that point, but if you are going to use fantasy to provide insight into reality, don’t do it by trying to out-realize reality. If I want to see war profiteering, I’ll just watch the news. This would not have been a hard movie to get right, but instead of the characters evolving naturally they just get repeatedly slammed through these disjointed scenarios ostensibly written to convince you that this isn’t “the same old Star Wars”. I was not a big Force Awakens fan and I don’t want the same old Star Wars, but this movie feels like being in a room full of friends that have lost interest in each other and are killing time by self-consciously making fun of themselves for trying too hard. The prequel trilogy was amateurish, but at least it had a plot and believed in where it was going. This movie might be the biggest flop of the bunch. Hey, sometimes your college try just doesn’t land and you get a real stinker. Life goes on, just stop with this weird insistence that this movie somehow accomplished anything beyond set design.… Expand

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AugustinecbJul 21, 2018

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. The Force Awakens was just okay, but this movie made that one so much worse in hindsight. Seems like the whole movie was cheap head fakes. Plus most of the movie doesn't really even make sense.… Expand

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pickletickleJul 28, 2018

You know this movie is sh*t when it can't even break in to the top 100 on the torrent sites. ROFL what a pile of sh*t.

Keep your SJW BS and crap Politics OUT OF STAR WARS Boycot all Disney Star Wars

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DellaVossaAug 14, 2018

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Worst movie ever. It was like it was written by a moran. The didnt make us care about anyone new and they killed everyone we did care about. No growth or depth of characters or story. Why make us wonder about her parents then say it doesnt matter. why build up phasma then disguard her like nothing. Rey is just so automatically perfect its like she isnt real so why care about her. Why do fin, ticko and cameron exist just to be filler. No intersting aliens, you could have made a new replacement for chewie but he's barely there at all. Chewies a fan favorite and so was luke and han but they are gone now. I will never care about star wars again unless these disney films are stricken from the cannon. I am still young but do I have to wait 20 years till disney dumps star wars as a loss and some new fresh company makes star wars great again. I loved kotor 1 and 2 but disney and kathleen Kennedy destroyed this film franchise. Kathleen is a blight on the knennedy name, Ireland is weeping.… Expand

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ShadowDAug 19, 2018

Visuals are the only reason I didn't give it a 0. Terribly written - random,dumb,bad and unnecessary characters, has no respect for the source material.

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thatblondboy00Sep 22, 2018

What an awful movie. It is sad to see what has become of Star Wars. The characters were not done justice, there are countless plot-holes and overall character development is missing completely. Johnson managed to make the worst Star WarsWhat an awful movie. It is sad to see what has become of Star Wars. The characters were not done justice, there are countless plot-holes and overall character development is missing completely. Johnson managed to make the worst Star Wars movie imaginable, yes worse than the Holiday Special, let that sink in. I'm giving the movie one point for its beautiful effects. Aside of that the movie is uninspired and is the first Star Wars film to not contain a memorable original Star Wars score. Guess even John Williams didn't know what to do with such a god-awful script.… Expand

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GarethBSep 29, 2018

An awful star wars movie full of plot holes, things that do not make sense, character assassination all in the name of subverting expectations. Which is fine but it puts nothing in its place leaving a hollow and desolate shell.

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FragLordSep 30, 2018

This installment is a disgrace compared to the OT. Disney used the OT cast to draw us old fans in, pure for the money. But they destroyed the spirit, lore and characters in the OT and now are suprised fans aren't loving it...

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ThatOneNerdyGuyOct 2, 2018

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. The award of most disappointing movie goes to... This pile of crap! what a mess my god... rey still has no weaknesses, luke is a coward FOR THE WHOLE MOVIE and just dies on a rock, yep he dies on a rock, let me say this again, luke skywalker... dies on a rock. there are 2 good scenes near the end of the second act of course being the throne room fight and the hyperspace scene, which of course adds a plot hole for the rest of the series, same with space fuel, yeah critics gave this a 10. now, on to snokes death. 2 weeks before the movie director rian jhonson literally said in a interview snoke is more powerful than darth vader and the emperor COMBINED. and he just dies. that's it.
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OctopusRisingOct 2, 2018

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Even when you take out all the blatant identity politics in this film it's got more trash than the Great Pacific Garbage patch. They bludgeon the legacy of the original trilogy so thoroughly I can't even look at Luke at this point - how in Christ's name did that milk scene get greenlit?? The story completely non-sensical and sloppy. Disney can pretend a bunch of "trolls" are to blame for hating on this movie - nope ... this is what happens when you **** all over a universe that brought joy and love to millions over decades.

Aside from Kylo (and even that's a stretch) there isn't one compelling personality in the bunch. And I'm sorry, but, while she's a perfectly likable protagonist in some respects, Rey is a ridiculously over-powered Mary Sue ... she is ... at no point do you ever feel she's going to deal with real adversity, take a hit, have to dig deep ... she's handled with kid gloves and that makes it BORING. Good movies connect you with the character - make you feel their highs and lows.

I didn't both going to Solo. I won't go to the next Star Wars either. I won't buy their merchandise anymore - not out of spite but because it's just tainted. The things they could have done to revivify this amazing franchise! I write all this out of sadness. Sadness that I probably won't be able to hand this to my kids one day or larp it up at a premier.

So - to Disney : you ****** this one up. You should be ashamed of yourself. Lazy, sloppy, boring, ideologically driven drivel. I gave it one star cuz some of landscapes and ship design were beautiful.… Expand

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steveo1988bOct 9, 2018

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Terrible and distasteful movie. To a real fan I felt like the movie was a slap in the face with some B rated scenes. Leia floating in space! are you kidding me! Luke dying to a force projection? Are you kidding me? Movie was a mess with a BS agenda. When did movies and t.v. start being more political and less entertainment?? Get that out of here.… Expand

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MarklloydartistJul 31, 2021

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. This is not Star Wars. Not sure what the studio and rian Johnson were thinking, mind you quite an achievement to create a film to kill a forty year old franchise. Utter drivel, appalling writing, completely inconsistent with the saga, does look pretty, so does a polished turd. Woeful and such a waste… Expand

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TheRpgGamerNov 28, 2018

Destroyed Star Wars for me. This SJW **** Rey can do everything without training. The purple haired leader for the rebels wants to first get all her soldiers killed before she does anything. Makes no sense. They destroyed Luke his character.Destroyed Star Wars for me. This SJW **** Rey can do everything without training. The purple haired leader for the rebels wants to first get all her soldiers killed before she does anything. Makes no sense. They destroyed Luke his character. He wanted to take the most evil person in the galaxy a.k.a. Darth Vader back to the light. But oh no his nephew has dark thoughts. Let's kill him. That is not Luke his way. This movie is garbage… Expand

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hydra139Nov 18, 2018

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. The movie looked amazing and had tons of spectacle but once you stop to think about it for a second the whole thing completely falls apart. Admiral Holdo's refusal to tell Poe the plan led to the most contrived conflict I have every seen in a film. Canto Bite is the most embarrassing thing to happen to star wars since jar jar (and the Rose saving Finn scene but I have bigger fish to fry). Kylo has more personalities than the goddamn villain from Split. The way this movie handed Luke was at worst a complete slap in the face to Mark Hamill and one of the most beloved star wars characters of all time and at best completely lazy (giving his personality a complete 180 because things during the 30 years after Return of the Jedi without showing what the hell happened and why). Then the movie killed him for no reason meaning there is no way to redeem himself in Episode 9. And oh boy did the movie handle the fact that they were in space horribly. Arching Lasers, bombs dropped in space, no depressurization when opening the airlock etc. The infamous Leia Poppins scene was...uncomfortable to say the least given the context. There was a particular scene that I think sums up the entirety of the movie. The scene were Yoda appears to Luke. It makes you smile for a second until he calls down lightning and destroys the library thing. Then you just shake your head and feel bad because you see what Rian was clearly going for and what he was trying to do but the poor guy just missed the mark with this movie.… Expand

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KalaharidemonDec 6, 2018

Wow - This was a waste of time and money. All the build up for nothing. No character development and terrible sub plots that held little meaning. All the 'critics' and 'journalists' must be on the take because this was not a good film. ThisWow - This was a waste of time and money. All the build up for nothing. No character development and terrible sub plots that held little meaning. All the 'critics' and 'journalists' must be on the take because this was not a good film. This was a disservice to the Star Wars name. It felt disconnected from the first and I have to say the prequels are better by a long shot. Rogue One is the only contemporary film of note in the series as Gareth Edwards cares about the lore and characters.… Expand

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ThoresuNov 19, 2018

The Last Jedi as an abomination. It's an insult to everthing that is Star Wars. While the Force Awakens received a pass because it was Disney's first movie this one won't. The Last Jedi send Star Wars down a path were the fans won't follow.The Last Jedi as an abomination. It's an insult to everthing that is Star Wars. While the Force Awakens received a pass because it was Disney's first movie this one won't. The Last Jedi send Star Wars down a path were the fans won't follow.

Star Wars is DEAD… Expand

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ponns15Dec 5, 2019

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Enserio esta pelicula no tiene sentido de ser, fue una broma de mal gusto, momento de Leia Superman... momento Fin y la oriental que la salva, por que lo salva!, ya que termine su pesima actuacion, momento Luck con su pesima muerte que no culpo a Mark Hamile, se que Jhonson es una mierda, Rey siempre hace todo y salva a todos, la primera orden la ponene como un chiste momento 2 donde por dios ya terminen con la historia de Fin siempre se salva!… Expand

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illuminatus14Dec 3, 2018

You think it couldn't get any worse than The Force Awakens and then it does. Bad acting, cardboard characters, illogical scenarios, and zero respect for the mythology - coated with more than a dash of PC propaganda.

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arcangel92Dec 19, 2018

This is not star wars, this is **** Thanks for destroy a good saga, I'm done.

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AaronStrong667Dec 23, 2018

This movie is terrible. Do NOT waste your time watching even a second of it. You are better off drowning yourself in raw sewage, no joke.

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TorXanJan 3, 2019

This is one of the worst movies I have ever seen! How the heck did it even get approved to be released!

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bumsterdumsterJan 8, 2019

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. The Last Jedi completely ignores all the plots and stories and the base its self on Star Wars and what the sequels were going to be. There was no plot development and ruined Luke fundamentally as a character, and decided to kill him(also in a stupid way) and kill spoke without telling who the hell he was. It also ignored and forgot the Knights of Ren and more. Just a poor movie in total when it comes to a Star Wars film… Expand

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sgtfalconJan 12, 2019

This is probably the worse Star Wars movie. This movie completely betrays the character development of the original trilogy. The writers do not seem to understand Star Wars. The space battle scenes completely conflict with established canon.This is probably the worse Star Wars movie. This movie completely betrays the character development of the original trilogy. The writers do not seem to understand Star Wars. The space battle scenes completely conflict with established canon. The movie takes the audience to a side story that has no impact on the main story. What a disappointment.… Expand

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koreymac1988Jan 14, 2019

To keep this short and sweet, I am almost positive that the story seemed like a massive hit on paper, and it was decent enough, if we are being fair. However, the execution is absolutely atrocious. I can't think of a single scene that wasn'tTo keep this short and sweet, I am almost positive that the story seemed like a massive hit on paper, and it was decent enough, if we are being fair. However, the execution is absolutely atrocious. I can't think of a single scene that wasn't forced, awkward or overdone. Let's not even bring up the Co-Op fight after killing Snoke... The WORST choreography in cinematic history. The only hope of redemption was the fight between Luke and Kylo... But, somehow, they failed to execute on that too. Episode VII was so good, how did this even happen?… Expand

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eshtazakiMar 8, 2019

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. i should believe that Luke who was willing to sacrifice his life, the future of Galaxy, just suspecting his Father could be saved, he went on turned him from the dark side. and now this ? Luke trying to kill Leias, his sister, child ? Really ? really ? that's utter bollocks. so angry after this movie, good i got the tickets for free. would be hell mad if i would have to pay for this.… Expand

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Harumph-BogardJan 18, 2019

I finally saw this POS. Many people warned me about what absolute trash it is, but I had to see it for myself. I can say now, with the most genuine sincerity... that THE LAST JEDI is the worst major release I've ever seen. Ever. I am 42 yearsI finally saw this POS. Many people warned me about what absolute trash it is, but I had to see it for myself. I can say now, with the most genuine sincerity... that THE LAST JEDI is the worst major release I've ever seen. Ever. I am 42 years old. I went to film school. I work(ed) in Hollywood. I watch about 225 films per year (I keep a detailed "film log" -- yes, i'm a total film geek). This film is vomit... in so many ways. But MOSTLY in it's overtly anti-StarWars vibe. Rian Johnson is the biggest troll/hater in Hollywood history. Nazi hipster, begone! BLEGHH!! I just puked. I'm not a bot. I'm not a hater. I'm just a genuine film-nerd SW-lover. Bye bye, StarWars. We loved you!… Expand

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ElCronanJan 30, 2019

The worst Star Wars film to date with plot holes galore, horribly written characters - some with no arc whatsoever - and nonsensical rewriting of classic characters. It only doesn't get a zero because the audio and visuals were pretty onThe worst Star Wars film to date with plot holes galore, horribly written characters - some with no arc whatsoever - and nonsensical rewriting of classic characters. It only doesn't get a zero because the audio and visuals were pretty on point. Hopefully this is "Star Wars : The Last Rian Johnson Film".… Expand

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badkarmaxvApr 19, 2019

I am shocked and amazed at all the high numbers given by critics for this horrible movie. The plot was bad. I mean epic level bad. It included but limited to waste of life and resources on a pointless attack, A disregard for generalI am shocked and amazed at all the high numbers given by critics for this horrible movie. The plot was bad. I mean epic level bad. It included but limited to waste of life and resources on a pointless attack, A disregard for general intelligence in not sharing tactics and strategy with the senior leadership of the rebels leading to one cluster mess after another. They completely dismissed the original characters or made them all quick cut out throwaways why even bring them back. Luke Skywalker deserved a better fate, Han Solo Deserved a better fate. Hope they got a good payday from Disney to waste there times in those films. It does little to capture the fun and adventure as the first 3 movies and any fan of these movies would have to agree that hanging out with Jar Jar Binks for hours on end would be preferable than watching this movie.… Expand

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GWF1987Feb 3, 2019

The effects were pretty good. I will give them that. Visually the movie was pretty stunning.

But the rest of it from the characters, the way Luke was treated, and just throwing out everything established so Rian Johnson can pat himself onThe effects were pretty good. I will give them that. Visually the movie was pretty stunning.

But the rest of it from the characters, the way Luke was treated, and just throwing out everything established so Rian Johnson can pat himself on the back for "subverting everyone's expectations" was terrible.

So I give it a 1 because of the effects.… Expand

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SarevokfrFeb 10, 2019

Too many feminist propaganda. The nonsense scenario. I like Star Wars but this movie is hopeless.

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MadogPLFeb 20, 2019

This is complete, absolute **** And I presume, I'm russian bot now. Screw you paid reviewers.

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Butane9000Dec 19, 2019

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. I don't intend there to be any spoilers but they may appear:

The core takeaway from this movie is it's disaster of a plot. Star Wars hasn't every had really stunning plots or story telling. But fundamentals of writing and viewer engagement is ignored. Combined with the plot requiring character assassination of everything we knew from previous installments.

The biggest flaw with The Last Jedi is it's director deciding that this film (the second in a trilogy) will end all story arcs created in The Force Awakens. The inherent problem is that this is in fact a trilogy and therefore story arcs need to continue into the third chapter to bring the story into completion and give you time to build satisfying endings. By choosing to do this the director irreparably harmed the future installment(s) as the third chapter has nothing real to build on. In this regard The Last Jedi is a complete narrative failure.

The start with the centerpiece of the movie. The space chase, a manufactured and entirely unnecessary plot device and source of tension through the movie. This creates the side plot to create the character Rose who is essentially without any substantive meaning and appears to be thrown in for some form of diversity quota. Rose's love interest to Finn character is also out of nowhere and entirely unnecessary. The space chase also creates the second side plot of Poe vs the Commander which is entirely unnecessary as Poe being the commander of her fighter squadron is of rank to be included in their strategy discussions. This results in Poe staging a "coup" that fails even though by narrative there was no reason for it except extra tension in an otherwise emotionless situation.

Adding onto the space chase is the gutting of established canon of the franchise. Lasers arcing in zero gravity as if they had gravity. A person in space essentially frozen flying themselves with the force they were never trained with back to safety though by all accounts they were dead. Military forces on both sides acting as if they have zero military background is basic tactics.

The character assassination of Luke was by far the most appalling in that they committed it but he had the most intriguing plot device that wasn't used. Luke attempted to murder his nephew to prevent the darkness from rising. The same Luke that ignored Yoda and Obi-wans suggesting to kill Vader and to go above and beyond to redeem and save him. The Luke full of compassion becomes old, cynical, and places himself into exile ultimately deciding the Jedi order needs to end. This is by far the most compelling plot device because it essentially sets up a Luke vs Snoke comparison and story that's never acted on. Snoke mentions the failure of the Sith (Emperor & Vader) and that it was good they failed. Luke thinks the Jedi need to end because they inevitably bring ruin to the galaxy. However both Luke and Snoke have very different beliefs in the force and what it is and how it should be used. This is by far the most wasted plot device of the whole movie.

The most visually stunning scene (the hyperspace jump) is created by again showing the supposed strongest military order in the galaxy is incompetent. After looking back at this movie it makes me irrationally angry not that the franchise was damaged by this (which is was and continues to be) but that it's writing is so bad I talk to people about it and they can't remember core details of the movie except that it exists.

I watched this movie back when it released and I haven't watched Solo and don't plan on watching Rise of Skywalker. I can say irrevocably this movie was a narrative disaster in writing regardless of how you feel about other controversial subjects regarding it's characters.… Expand

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linkie1313Feb 28, 2019

It is awful and completely unwatchable for a Star Wars fan. The story is dumb, and creates even more plot holes than the franchise can afford. New characters are forgettable and a some of the story lines feel redundant. And I don't even wantIt is awful and completely unwatchable for a Star Wars fan. The story is dumb, and creates even more plot holes than the franchise can afford. New characters are forgettable and a some of the story lines feel redundant. And I don't even want to mention how this atrocity of a movie ruins the whole canon of Star Wars.… Expand

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BenaudMar 7, 2019

This is far and away the worst Star Wars movie. Miserable story.
It contains wooden, nonsensical characters. It destroys what I loved about established characters (Luke and Leia suffer most of all). It contains woefully misplaced humour thatThis is far and away the worst Star Wars movie. Miserable story.
It contains wooden, nonsensical characters. It destroys what I loved about established characters (Luke and Leia suffer most of all). It contains woefully misplaced humour that does not land. It is completely tone-deaf. It contains the universe's slowest and most implausible chase. It contains the most pointless side quest in history. It contains plot holes that cause it to lose internal consistency (eg, Finn drags Tico across an open plain in front of a dozen walkers that are just standing there and survives, because?) and contrivances that break the established workings of Star Wars (The Holdo Manoeuvre). It contains political messages that bring you crashing back to our reality and have the subtlety of a sledgehammer and the crudity of the carbon-freezing facility on Bespin.
Spare yourself the misery of watching this movie if you still can. For me, its ruined any hope of enjoying this sequel trilogy at all and I will not be giving the ST any more chances to make me hate Star Wars.… Expand

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RodrigoLuizMar 7, 2019

Worst Star Wars Movie Ever Made. The main character is a total disrespect to the legacy of the franchise. shame on the writers.

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ColdSoupWaterMar 9, 2019

re watched it again on Netflix after i initially saw it opening day in the theater. It has not gotten any better. Way too long for nothing to really happen.

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mecheng03Mar 9, 2019

Terrible movie. I bought it through Vudu and fell asleep taking a total of 5 days to finish. Ep7 was forgivable with its bad decisions but this film is pure garbage. Done with Disney/Star Wars.

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Ash359Mar 9, 2019

This movie took a long time favorite movie franchise and completely destroyed it. They disregarded everything that is Star Wars and crapped all over everything we loved about it.

It tried to make up explanations in my head for all the thingsThis movie took a long time favorite movie franchise and completely destroyed it. They disregarded everything that is Star Wars and crapped all over everything we loved about it.

It tried to make up explanations in my head for all the things messed up in this movie. However it's time to accept that the Star Wars franchise will never be as great as it once was.… Expand

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MaxwellClanMar 10, 2019

This is by far the worst movie I have ever seen in my entire life. I saw it over a year ago and I am still pissed off about it. After seeing The Force Awakens, I was so excited to see The Last Jedi. I could not have been any more violatedThis is by far the worst movie I have ever seen in my entire life. I saw it over a year ago and I am still pissed off about it. After seeing The Force Awakens, I was so excited to see The Last Jedi. I could not have been any more violated by this movie. I loved Star Wars and saw the first movie in theaters when I was a kid. My childhood hero was Luke Skywalker. Rian Johnson ruined this movie and burnt the entire franchise down with it. This movie had excellent music and beautiful cinematography, but none of that mattered once the character started acting. The acting was atrocious and the plot was ridiculous. I felt like I was watching a Star Wars spoof. Rian Johnson did the one thing that I thought was impossible—he made me not care about the next Star Wars movie. I won’t go see it now just to protest this terrible film.… Expand

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WapitikevMar 10, 2019

Despite having a collection of over 3000 movies I rarely post a review on movie sites...but this movie deserves its increasingly poor rating.

The cinematography is excellent, as is the score and the effects...but the story is a mess.Despite having a collection of over 3000 movies I rarely post a review on movie sites...but this movie deserves its increasingly poor rating.

The cinematography is excellent, as is the score and the effects...but the story is a mess. Juvenile humour that is jarringly out of place for a Star Wars movie, "world mechanics" that are internally contradictory, repeated middle fingers to significant events in the Force Awakens (which made the rebooted franchise fun to watch).

I'm not even hating on the movie for its blatant political messages or gender and racial biases.

This movie is not a Star Wars story, because it gives middle fingers to plot points from the original movies that started the franchise.

If all someone has to do is fly a starship into an enemy at lightspeed, why the hell did the rebels sacrifice most of their best pilots in a new hope on a million to one chance that someone could drop a photon torpedo down the thermal exhaust port?

Light-speed through the death star...problem solved with one death. Luke Skywalker wasn't needed. At all.

Which is the basic point of why this entire movie is not a Star Wars story...Skywalker is unnecessary. The past is meaningless and insignificant. Giving middle fingers to past episodes by belittling amazing plot points is not "innovative, bold and fresh" storytelling; it is not "growth and revitalization" of a franchise. It's a lazy and disrespectful deconstruction of previously brilliant, original, inspired movie-making!

Rian Johnson should be ashamed that he wrote and filmed this. He is now as dead to me as Brett Ratner since X-3.

Dear Kathleen Kennedy. I will never pay for another Disney-Wars movie. I am infinitely grateful I saw this for free at a sponsored screening. The cosmic irony is that Spaceballs celebrated its 30th anniversary this year...considering that a number of themes from it were used in this movie.

My disappointment has rarely been so profound.

The 1 star is for John Williams, the effects guys, and the unfortunate actors and crew that were contractually obligated to make this stinker. The studios, writers, producers and directors get 0 stars.… Expand

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Rygar1Dec 21, 2019

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. This movie is just a complete abomination to everything Star Wars. It is not only a terrible in and of itself but craps all over everything that came before. No setups from the Force Awakens are addressed. Luke is degraded into grumpy drunken uncle, Adm Ackbar tossed out the window offscreen(literally), long pointless subplot to casino planet, slow chase through space while running out of gas, weaponizing hyperspace like it’s “super easy, barely an inconvenience”, Rey can do EVERYTHING with no training, Finn wasted as a comic relief sidekick, any sort of meaningful plot and character development pushed aside for the sake of identity politics....I could go on and on here but you get the point. Ban this movie from Star Wars cannon!… Expand

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BLeeMCUNERDMar 12, 2019

I never thought Star Wars would be the reason for me to not love it as much as I used too. The decisions made for the franchise after the Disney purchase baffles me

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UncleWillardAug 17, 2020

Get real. How is this piece of garbage higher on the list than Bladerunner? That totally discredits thia list. This movie is pandering garbage. Its a terrible SW movie, and a terrible sci-fi movie. It is unconscionable that this is higherGet real. How is this piece of garbage higher on the list than Bladerunner? That totally discredits thia list. This movie is pandering garbage. Its a terrible SW movie, and a terrible sci-fi movie. It is unconscionable that this is higher than the originals. It shows the list is bought and paid for.… Expand

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