Siberia
Saban Films | Release Date: July 13, 2018
3.2
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Generally unfavorable reviews based on 40 Ratings
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duddy5698Jul 23, 2018
Uggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggh! I have seen this movie 1,0000 times
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raporgiJul 26, 2018
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. truth is this Phucker couldnt act if you put a gun to his head. this direct-to-video turd is all sorts of boring except for a couple of awkward sex scenes and a weird Russian male bonding ritual involving two guys looking into each other's eyes and cumming simultaneously while being sucked down by each other's women. there are no thrills to be found and ends abruptly with Kino Reeves gets gunned down.… Expand
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RTFORDOct 24, 2018
That Reeves would agree to act in a soft-porn film is regrettable but I suppose it should have been expected since his latest endeavors are over the top violent and 'sex and violence' tend to run together. It wouldn't have been too bad if theThat Reeves would agree to act in a soft-porn film is regrettable but I suppose it should have been expected since his latest endeavors are over the top violent and 'sex and violence' tend to run together. It wouldn't have been too bad if the sex acts had simply been implied, but they were so 'in your face' and frequent, that it turned a '2 1/2 star' movie into a '1'.… Expand
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MarkTakayamaAug 9, 2019
I leaned Russian diamond industry in Siberia.This movie also educated me about corruption of Russian politics.
I had to watch too many sex scenes.This is not supposed to be a porn.It was hard to follow the plot due to Russian accent EnglishI leaned Russian diamond industry in Siberia.This movie also educated me about corruption of Russian politics.
I had to watch too many sex scenes.This is not supposed to be a porn.It was hard to follow the plot due to Russian accent English and subtitles.… Expand
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BroyaxJan 1, 2020
Oh on dirait bien John Wick... en Sibérie ! mais on "dirait" seulement, car le bon vieux Keanu barbu n'est pas ici véritablement "breathtaking" comme peut l'être son avatar survolté des flingues et de la justice ultra-expéditive des fameuxOh on dirait bien John Wick... en Sibérie ! mais on "dirait" seulement, car le bon vieux Keanu barbu n'est pas ici véritablement "breathtaking" comme peut l'être son avatar survolté des flingues et de la justice ultra-expéditive des fameux John Wick... tout ce qui est Keanu n'est pas John Wick, hélas !

Non, ici on nage en plein nanar sans scénar, ni moyens, ni rien ou pas grand-chose ou si peu... Keanu fait la navette en Russie (et en Sibérie) pour retrouver Piotr qui a paumé les diamants. Or, de menaçants mafieux attendent avec impatience la joncaille mais se révèlent aussi endormis que la totalité du film qui meuble encore pire qu'à Conforama !

Evidemment, ce bon vieux Keanu en profite pour emballer de la pépée haut de gamme, typiquement russe : cheveux dorés, yeux bleu azur, corps svelte et langoureux... mais rien à faire ou rien à foutre en fait, on se fait toujours chier dans ce nanar sans scénar et sans John Wick : ça fait chier !… Expand
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Yorga06Sep 10, 2018
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. If you cut the sex scenes you remain with nothing. The movie is about a professional married diamond trader which isn`t professional at all and a woman that even she learn that he is married and in a deep trouble keeps follow him and have sex with him. The pathetic ending is the cherry on top where the main character hid behind planks and it get protected by bullets, manage to kill almost all of attackers but not the last one....… Expand
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yuriybAug 5, 2018
Horrible, poor taste and completely pointless. I felt as if an hour an a half of my life was stolen and now I cannot get it back. Wow, Keanu. He is either in good movies or in complete crap. This one is absolute crap. CompletelyHorrible, poor taste and completely pointless. I felt as if an hour an a half of my life was stolen and now I cannot get it back. Wow, Keanu. He is either in good movies or in complete crap. This one is absolute crap. Completely tasteless.Movie promotes completely unreasonable unfaithfulness, tries to romance something so completely filthy and pointless as a meaningless hookup. I am very disappointed. Also the movie is very stereotyped, hence just poor taste all around. Do not recommend to spend money on this.If you can watch it free you will still most likely feel like you have wasted an hour and a half of your life. You have been warned!… Expand
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Daniel74Sep 9, 2018
Why????? I love Keanu Reeves and some of his movies are absolutely my all time favorites (John Wick, Matrix...). What the hell is this? Nothing is happening. Really bad dialogues and absolutely no action. I kept looking at my watch and wasWhy????? I love Keanu Reeves and some of his movies are absolutely my all time favorites (John Wick, Matrix...). What the hell is this? Nothing is happening. Really bad dialogues and absolutely no action. I kept looking at my watch and was wondering when this would be over. Don't get me wrong, his acting was good but I have no clue why he accepted to join this project.… Expand
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Mauro_LanariDec 27, 2020
(Mauro Lanari)
After History refuted every messianic role played by him twenty years ago, Keanu retired into even worse films than a bad soft porn.
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matteodreddyDec 13, 2020
very poor script and bad story,makes no sense,it's not interesting to watch,a very stupid film
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