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GeorgeMSep 16, 2008

First off, this movie SUCKS....BAD....but was i expecting anything less than crap.....NO, of course not. this is a disgusting, rude, senseless violence filled, insulting, and overall brainless feature....but thats also what gives it what First off, this movie SUCKS....BAD....but was i expecting anything less than crap.....NO, of course not. this is a disgusting, rude, senseless violence filled, insulting, and overall brainless feature....but thats also what gives it what little charm it has. at times its quite humorous and clever then it switches right back to COMPLETELY brainless and stupid but all the while being dare i say....entertaining??? this is a film with everything but the kitchen sink is thrown in, and this is a bit of a spoiler.......but seeing Uwe Boll get shot in the nuts is priceless.....i think even HE knows he sucks.… Expand

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[Anonymous]Sep 4, 2008

The start is slow, but does manage to set down the mood for the rest of the movie as well as capture the feeling i had with the game very well and has many references to it. I will agree with Vincent P that it hardly captures the agony that The start is slow, but does manage to set down the mood for the rest of the movie as well as capture the feeling i had with the game very well and has many references to it. I will agree with Vincent P that it hardly captures the agony that makes the main character go postal. Many subtile visual "jokes" will probably be missed by many if only seen once which is a shame.… Expand

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VincentP.May 23, 2008

The movie didn't capture the essence of the game at all. We couldn't feel the agony that made the postal man go postal. Most attempts to be funny or over the top, ended up feeling out of place. He did get a few jokes and gags The movie didn't capture the essence of the game at all. We couldn't feel the agony that made the postal man go postal. Most attempts to be funny or over the top, ended up feeling out of place. He did get a few jokes and gags right, I had a few giggles.… Expand

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moviegrabbagJun 12, 2011

This is probably the worst movie I have ever seen. Somebody needs to shoot Uwe Boll and stop him from making these horrible movies. I wish I could have my money back and better yet the time that has been taken from my life. This movie goes onThis is probably the worst movie I have ever seen. Somebody needs to shoot Uwe Boll and stop him from making these horrible movies. I wish I could have my money back and better yet the time that has been taken from my life. This movie goes on the list of my life's worst regrets.… Expand

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samarathenymphOct 12, 2012

oh dear, boll just can't get that trace of good luck... before this he spent his time making abhorrently bad adaptions of great games (bloodrayne, alone in the dark, house of the dead, etc.) and now he's actually made a faithful, decentoh dear, boll just can't get that trace of good luck... before this he spent his time making abhorrently bad adaptions of great games (bloodrayne, alone in the dark, house of the dead, etc.) and now he's actually made a faithful, decent film... that is based on a horrible game... seriously, i enjoyed this more than the second game, (which the film leans towards more than the first game), i never, in my life, thought that i would say that about uwe boll... scary... - samarathenymph xoxo… Expand

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FilmVirtueOct 21, 2014

Postal is rather amusing. It brings a video game notorious for It's content, and morphs it into a comedy of sorts. What's even stranger is how It sort of works. Even more stranger, It's by Uwe Boll. It's stupid, raunchy and reckless, but notPostal is rather amusing. It brings a video game notorious for It's content, and morphs it into a comedy of sorts. What's even stranger is how It sort of works. Even more stranger, It's by Uwe Boll. It's stupid, raunchy and reckless, but not worthless.… Expand

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Meth-dudeNov 29, 2014

This movie got action,nudity and some good jokes.The movie is funny and the acting is really good.Probably the best and by far movie of Uwe Boll.People say the movie is anti patriotic but it doesn't really matter because the movie is reallyThis movie got action,nudity and some good jokes.The movie is funny and the acting is really good.Probably the best and by far movie of Uwe Boll.People say the movie is anti patriotic but it doesn't really matter because the movie is really good and never boring.… Expand

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johnslegersJan 3, 2016

After reading dozens of reviews of Uwe Boll films, I was pretty uncertain if I ever wanted to watch a film of his. This guy's films seem to be so bad and his attitude seems to childish that you simply don't want to have ANYTHING WHATSOEVER toAfter reading dozens of reviews of Uwe Boll films, I was pretty uncertain if I ever wanted to watch a film of his. This guy's films seem to be so bad and his attitude seems to childish that you simply don't want to have ANYTHING WHATSOEVER to do with him.

Nevertheless, "Postal" got many remarkably positive reviews and I found the trailer quite interesting so I decided to give this film a chance. I expected some lowbrow American over-the-top junk like "American Pie" or "Hot Shots", but this film actually turned out to be far, far superior to those.

Offending women, Muslems, Jews, Nazis, Christians and pretty much anyone else who has an opinion with his ****-off attitude, Uwe Boll manages to bring over-the-top humor to a level never witnessed before. While the humor varies from highly questionable tot utterly hilarious, the lesser jokes are easily ignored due to the film's fast pacing and solid editing. Also, we find a criticism of American society that goes way beyond anything major Hollywood studios would dare to publish.... and while extremely cynical, it is entirely to the point.

As a comedy, I found nothing to dislike about this film. I would have given it a 10, but the toilet humor level of some of the jokes force me to take one step back and give it a 9. Nevertheless, I can highly recommend this comedy for anyone who doesn't get offended too easily.... If Boll's other films are really that bad, I suggest he sticks with comedy.… Expand

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BeastlyBruddahMay 1, 2016

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. When I first heard about this movie on a "Top 10 worst movies based on video games" list I was expecting some kind of cheesy movie. If you like the over the top violence from the Postal games combined with South Park comedy then you've got to watch this film! This film also has great effects, Perfect actors which fit their roles nicely and a crazy ending. The only downside I have about this film is that when there was some weird cult wanting to take over the world followed up by monkeys banging a midget? But what comes up next after that kind of apologises you for what crap was just displayed. I would have to give this film 9 out of 10 due to the over the top action, funny moments which hold up the film, Offensive to each and everyone you can think of which is somehow funny, and also the great acting and special effects… Expand

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stef_hDec 31, 2016

Very funny satire movie with a lot of dark humor and violence and a very self ironic Uwe Boll. Actually the best movie of him. Way better than all the others. I saw a german interview with Uwe Boll where he stated that this movie came fromVery funny satire movie with a lot of dark humor and violence and a very self ironic Uwe Boll. Actually the best movie of him. Way better than all the others. I saw a german interview with Uwe Boll where he stated that this movie came from his heart whilst most of the other movies where just jobs for him.… Expand

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LOLGUYMar 4, 2018

I didn't expect to give it a 10 but it's not all that bad. Good story, good concept, easy plot, and just fun from start to finish. Many people say this is offensive but this is base off the Postal series what did you expect? Still it's notI didn't expect to give it a 10 but it's not all that bad. Good story, good concept, easy plot, and just fun from start to finish. Many people say this is offensive but this is base off the Postal series what did you expect? Still it's not all that bad… Expand

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grandpajoe6191Oct 15, 2011

I know I was definitely high when I watched "Postal" and giving it a 6.4 despite that it was a Uwe Boll movie. I DON'T GIVE A CRAP. Uwe Boll has directed crappy movies throughout his life, but this film had better cinematography as well as aI know I was definitely high when I watched "Postal" and giving it a 6.4 despite that it was a Uwe Boll movie. I DON'T GIVE A CRAP. Uwe Boll has directed crappy movies throughout his life, but this film had better cinematography as well as a weak, but noticeable morale. Its not a black comedy like the poster advertises, but its a **** good no-stop hell ride for sure.… Expand

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ArielW.Jun 1, 2008

It is funny, senseless fun! It is an idiot film on purpose! turn your brain off and enjoy!

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NickGAug 17, 2009

This movie is funny. It does get stupid a few times but there are many genuine funny parts and they make up for it in the end. ENJOY!

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spencerlDec 23, 2008

Although marked low becuase papers dont like its antri patriotic attitude and the fact they made fun of 9/11 this movie is extreamly funny and very crude sensless violence witch just about every action movie has and i seriously dont know how Although marked low becuase papers dont like its antri patriotic attitude and the fact they made fun of 9/11 this movie is extreamly funny and very crude sensless violence witch just about every action movie has and i seriously dont know how you people dont like it losen up and get over ur "patriotic" attitude its just a movie.… Expand

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TopsterAug 30, 2013

Do not listen to any user reviews giving this higher than a 0. This is political satire as imagined by a toddler with a really bad sense of humor.

It's not even enjoyable in a morbid way like some of Boll's other movies. At the point ofDo not listen to any user reviews giving this higher than a 0. This is political satire as imagined by a toddler with a really bad sense of humor.

It's not even enjoyable in a morbid way like some of Boll's other movies. At the point of making this, he's become an experienced enough filmmaker to not make incredibly stupid decisions. But those mistakes are what made his work funny to begin with, so now he's simply untalented and boring.… Expand

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AdamAnonymousMay 28, 2008

I found this movie to be hillarious whilst others may disagree due to it being at their expense.

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CocoBunnyJun 23, 2009

Uwe Boll's best...which isn't saying much. But at least the man can laugh at himself. Some very funny moments but a lot of juvenile silliness. If you can't stand Boll's other films, though, it's worth seeing just for Uwe Boll's best...which isn't saying much. But at least the man can laugh at himself. Some very funny moments but a lot of juvenile silliness. If you can't stand Boll's other films, though, it's worth seeing just for the trauma inflicted on his...um..."Bolls."… Expand

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KenGNov 9, 2008

An attempt at satire by someone who has no apparent gift for satire. Boll seems to be doing nothing but throwing in every stupid idea that popped into his head. I might say this was mean-spirted (not that such a thing is bad in the right An attempt at satire by someone who has no apparent gift for satire. Boll seems to be doing nothing but throwing in every stupid idea that popped into his head. I might say this was mean-spirted (not that such a thing is bad in the right hands), but this is too inept to be mean-spirited.… Expand

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FilmBuffAug 23, 2008

Good fun/funny film, not meant to be taken serious. It reflect the humour of the game Postal 2 perfectly. Whilst, raising a lot of serious issues about religion, commercialism and society.

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JeremySep 2, 2008

I haven't played the games, so I don't know how they compare, but I found this movie hilarious. It's not meant to be taken seriously people, it's a commentary about how programed people are to reject anything politically I haven't played the games, so I don't know how they compare, but I found this movie hilarious. It's not meant to be taken seriously people, it's a commentary about how programed people are to reject anything politically incorrect, as they are obviously doing in response to this film. Whether you buy, rent or pirate, if you've got a sense of humor you should see this movie.… Expand

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SidH.Dec 6, 2008

Uwe Boll made an excellent movie. I don't know how. Disgustingly funny, brutal satire of everything from the war on terror to Uwe Boll's ruining of video games. There are a few ultra-cheesy/campy moments (excessive mugging and a Uwe Boll made an excellent movie. I don't know how. Disgustingly funny, brutal satire of everything from the war on terror to Uwe Boll's ruining of video games. There are a few ultra-cheesy/campy moments (excessive mugging and a cheesy line) that should've been cut, but they're about 20 seconds total. The rest? Pure gold, as long as you can handle full-frontal Dave Foley nudity. Maybe Boll's finally found his milieu. I still haven't forgiven him for Alone In The Dark, but a couple more films like Postal and I might consider it. Well worth the couple bucks.… Expand

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bazzzzzzzApr 15, 2009

Yes its stupid but not nearly as bad as most critics makes it sound.Therefore it deserves a 10 even tough it is pretty bad.

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CristianCMay 15, 2009

While tasteless at times it was pretty damned funny at most points. While some jokes do fall flat, most are pretty hilarious if you are able to understand them. Also kudos to its pretty good similarities to the game. Really caught the dark While tasteless at times it was pretty damned funny at most points. While some jokes do fall flat, most are pretty hilarious if you are able to understand them. Also kudos to its pretty good similarities to the game. Really caught the dark humor nicely.… Expand

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NickPJun 21, 2009

I thought this was a somewhat decent movie. It's the first Boll movie I've seen, and I have to wonder what all the hatred is for. The plot was consistent, the lead was like-able, and it delivers what it promises. It's dark I thought this was a somewhat decent movie. It's the first Boll movie I've seen, and I have to wonder what all the hatred is for. The plot was consistent, the lead was like-able, and it delivers what it promises. It's dark humor mixed with slapstick and violence.… Expand

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TheQuietGamerJan 1, 2019

This might be Uwe Boll's most well-realized film. Postal was meant as his big 'F-you' to Hollywood and anybody else who ever said a bad word about him or his movies. So naturally he poured everything he had into it. The results are one of theThis might be Uwe Boll's most well-realized film. Postal was meant as his big 'F-you' to Hollywood and anybody else who ever said a bad word about him or his movies. So naturally he poured everything he had into it. The results are one of the most competently made works of his career. I just wish all of that effort had gone to something that wasn't so puerile.

Postal is ridiculous, disgusting, and offensive. Basically everything it was supposed to be. Boll was actively trying to push the boundaries of good taste and he succeeded marvelously. There are moments of genuinely outlandish comedy and it's even sporadically funny. Something that's mostly due to the talent involved rather than the actual content. Seriously, this has some of the best acting of any Uwe Boll movie. The cast was totally game.

The satire of post-9/11 America often leans too heavily into the exact same kind of pointless, excessive violence it criticizes. The messages also get buried under the intentionally gratuitous vulgarity of the material. Boll didn't realize that taking things too far in his effort to cross the line like he did was going to get in the way of what he was ultimately trying to accomplish.

Postal is the result of two conflicting intents that undermine each other to the point of accidental self-sabotage. This wasn't just a work of passion, but of egotism as well and it shows. It's almost perfect that the words "Live action South Park" can be found on the movie's poster. Because it too contains coarse language and due to its content should not be viewed by anyone. I still respect the heck out of the movie though, as it's legitimately one of the best of Uwe Boll's stint as a director. He really pulled out all the stops.… Expand