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Sosmooth1982Jul 26, 2023

Part 5 has Jack Sparrow now on a quest for to find the trident of poseidon. Still a lot of the original crew is missing as well. Still a good movie and lots of crazy scenes.

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liamexeApr 27, 2023

Another chapter of Jack's exploits while being pursued by the undead is presented in this narrative, which is quite straightforward. Although the characters are not very complex in terms of development, they are able to follow the storyline.Another chapter of Jack's exploits while being pursued by the undead is presented in this narrative, which is quite straightforward. Although the characters are not very complex in terms of development, they are able to follow the storyline. Additionally, there is a careless disregard for logic and science, which is to be anticipated in a movie of this nature, but it occasionally feels over the top. Oh, and of course Jack Sparrow, who keeps you laughing with his quips and goofy demeanour.… Expand

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ALAMLEDPJan 21, 2023

The latest installment of the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise, Dead Men Tell No Tales, is a disappointment compared to its predecessor, The Curse of the Black Pearl. The plot is thin and convoluted, with a lack of originality and too manyThe latest installment of the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise, Dead Men Tell No Tales, is a disappointment compared to its predecessor, The Curse of the Black Pearl. The plot is thin and convoluted, with a lack of originality and too many characters. The story follows a young boy, Henry Turner, as he sets out on a quest to break the curse that has entrapped his father, Will Turner. Along the way, he is joined by an academic astronomer, Carina Smyth, and a drunken Jack Sparrow, as they all search for the Trident of Poseidon, a powerful object that can grant ultimate power over the seas and break curses. However, they are also being chased by a cursed crew of Spanish sailors led by Captain Armando Salazar, who seek revenge on Jack Sparrow. Despite impressive technical abilities, the film fails to capture the same excitement and swashbuckling adventure of its predecessor.
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La última entrega de la franquicia Piratas del Caribe, La venganza de Salazar, es una decepción en comparación con su predecesora, La maldición de la perla negra. La trama es fina y enrevesada, con falta de originalidad y demasiados personajes. La historia sigue a un niño, Henry Turner, que emprende una búsqueda para romper la maldición que ha atrapado a su padre, Will Turner. En el camino, se le unen una astrónoma académica, Carina Smyth, y un Jack Sparrow borracho, mientras buscan el Tridente de Poseidón, un objeto poderoso que puede otorgar el máximo poder sobre los mares y romper maldiciones. Sin embargo, también están siendo perseguidos por una tripulación maldita de marineros españoles liderados por el capitán Armando Salazar, que buscan vengarse de Jack Sparrow. A pesar de las impresionantes habilidades técnicas, la película no logra capturar la misma emoción y aventura de capa y espada de su predecesora.… Expand

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Kdog152Jan 10, 2023

Just as good as the last 4. Ofc Johnny Depp did an outstanding and hilarious job as usual.

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DawdlingPoetJul 22, 2022

This is a pretty typical PotC film, if your familiar with the franchise. There's lots of decent CGI, fast paced, frenzied action, a quick witted Jack Sparrow and so on. I thought Joaquin Phoenix did particularly well as one of theThis is a pretty typical PotC film, if your familiar with the franchise. There's lots of decent CGI, fast paced, frenzied action, a quick witted Jack Sparrow and so on. I thought Joaquin Phoenix did particularly well as one of the supernatural characters. Most of the plot details passed me by but it was certainly a pretty entertaining watch anyway, though I'm not sure I'd remember much about it in a few days time, put it that way. This is a pretty easy and entertaining watch but I'm not sure I can say more than that. It is a bit cheesy too, though perhaps that's to be expected?.

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Easy_mode123Jun 26, 2022

this movie is great the first time i saw it was on the tv and it was the last time i saw it.

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HannibalBMay 25, 2022

This was painful to watch. The first Pirates was a good movie, not great art, but entertaining. The franchise has deteriorated with each new film, and this one was a boring, overblown, sewage fest. It was made for six-year-olds. There wasThis was painful to watch. The first Pirates was a good movie, not great art, but entertaining. The franchise has deteriorated with each new film, and this one was a boring, overblown, sewage fest. It was made for six-year-olds. There was absolutely nothing appealing or interesting about this movie, and it speaks volumes about homo sapiens that it was able to make a kajillion dollars. People are ruled by sentiment. They just want to like the things they once liked so desperately that they overlook the most glaring flaws. It's the sort of thing that keeps people in toxic relationships. Well, America's been in a toxic relationship with Disney for thirty years now, and it's time to break up. They don't respect us; they don't share out values; they just want to whip up hyperactive garbage and expect us to stay with them because they used to make good movies. Time to cut Disney loose.… Expand

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Adelina7Jun 7, 2021

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lukasbressersFeb 22, 2021

Really cool and nice film the story could have been better but i do not understand all the bad reviews.

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MrPajamasNov 2, 2020

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales saved the series because the previous episode was really weak. But Salazar's revenge is much better. The story is better, mainly because we have already moved somewhere. There is no need toPirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales saved the series because the previous episode was really weak. But Salazar's revenge is much better. The story is better, mainly because we have already moved somewhere. There is no need to comment on the effects. The last 20 minutes of the film are in the style At the end of the world, it's great to watch, but again one thing happens in the story that I didn't like, but I won't spoiler. After the unsuccessful fourth part, the fifth part is what the series deserves and I can definitely recommend it.… Expand

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Kai82Jan 14, 2021

A clear improvement for me and a return to story arcs and characters we enjoyed in the trilogy. It has also 2 new characters that work well and some new twists / ideas. It has 4 protagonist with Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Hector Barbossa,A clear improvement for me and a return to story arcs and characters we enjoyed in the trilogy. It has also 2 new characters that work well and some new twists / ideas. It has 4 protagonist with Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Hector Barbossa, Carina Smyth and Henry Turner. With Captain Armando Salazar we get a cruel, ambitious and menacing antagonist. I give you a set up for the characters: Jack Sparrow is out of luck and at a low point after a spectacular coup. He makes a mistake that will cause some of his worst nightmares to come true and starts the events of the movie. Henry Turner is the son of William Turner and Elisabeth Swan. He wants to save his father who is still cursed to be the Captain of the Flying Dutchman. Hector Barbossa has become rich, respected and famous but is on the edge to lose it all as Jack started some terrible events. Carina Smyth is a female adventure with remarkable knowledge and skills that does not want to be chained to what was expected from woman back then (Housewife's and mother with no formal education). She is searching a famous artifact. Finally there is Captain Armando Salazar. He was on a crusade to exterminate all pirates (and was quite successful back then) when he was tricked and cursed. Now he wants vengeance and to continue his work. The story works well. It is for me a good mix of old and new or to put it in other words: A return to the beginnings of the franchise and old and new characters interwoven. I like the excellent intro where Jack can fully deliver, the menacing antagonist that is Captain Salazar including the backstory, Carina and Henry and the conclusion that fixes a mayor complaint. I get that some see it as unoriginal but I refuse to agree. It is more immersive and emotionally attaching than the previous movie. The humor works better than in the previous movie. Lets go to the actors. Johnny Depp is back in his signature role and this time it is more refreshing. You see some new facets of his character and parts of his past. Geoffrey Rush is again Captain Hector Barbossa. Same is true for him. You see new facets and things from his past caught up. He is one of my favorite characters in the franchise. Javier Bardem as antagonist Captain Armando Salazar is so enjoyable. He is on a divine mission to wipe out all pirates. He is intimidating, cruel and self-righteous. You fell his anger and he becomes a dire menace. Brenton Thwaites works as Henry Turner. He instantly won me over as I never doubted his character and motives. Kaya Scodelario as Carina Smyth also won me over. She is clever, skilled and someone you want on your side. Maybe the “She is a witch” jokes are done to often or work not well enough. The humor in general works and there is a good combination of seriousness and humor. None takes away from the other. Again the sets, costumes, ships and weapons look great. It is a standard of the franchise. The battles feel great. It was intense and immersive. I want to praise the conclusions for the characters. It is satisfying and meaningful (Fixes also a complaint from At Worlds End). I nearly forgot to praise the soundtrack as it is given for me that all movies in the franchise have a great score. For those who complain it could have been far worse as this movie was in development hell and there are a lot of stories about issues and problems. Overall this was an enjoyable movie in the franchise. While some complain it gave me hope for the next installment. The overall story and characters won me over and I recommend it to watch.… Expand

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LEOvsMAONov 14, 2020

I am officially offended by the stupidity of this movie and making Jack an idiot with zero original story.

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FilmGuyDudeNov 5, 2020

How unfortunate and predictable this turned out to be. When I say "It should've been just a trilogy and not a saga" I truly meant it. I only expected a near 3 hour epic conclusion at best. The only strength, however, is the reuniting ofHow unfortunate and predictable this turned out to be. When I say "It should've been just a trilogy and not a saga" I truly meant it. I only expected a near 3 hour epic conclusion at best. The only strength, however, is the reuniting of Orlando and Kiera. But overall, a sad hint of potential.… Expand

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JKGamer76Oct 1, 2020

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Although the plot is bad, it's a lot of fun and I discover a new joke every time I watch it. You can entertain yourself with the film, you are in a good mood for an afternoon session.… Expand

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Fatbob15Aug 28, 2020

This is the best movie since the first one Jack is funny he villain is menacing and the pacing was great that's all I really have to say

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Mitya64Jun 9, 2020

Мне этот фильм вообще не зашел. Четвертая часть мне нравится, хоть она и была посредственной, но эта часть мне вообще не зашла. Я надеюсь что сюжет закончен и они больше не будут снимать продолжение.Мне этот фильм вообще не зашел. Четвертая часть мне нравится, хоть она и была посредственной, но эта часть мне вообще не зашла. Я надеюсь что сюжет закончен и они больше не будут снимать продолжение.

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greedybadideaMay 25, 2020

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Thirteen years after the events of At World's End, twelve-year-old Henry Turner boards the Flying Dutchman and informs his father, Will Turner, that the curse which binds Will to the Dutchman and only permits him to step on land once a decade can be broken by the Trident of Poseidon. Henry intends to recruit Captain Jack Sparrow to help find it, but Will believes this is impossible and orders Henry to leave. Will and the Dutchman then disappear into the sea, but Henry vows to find Jack and the Trident.

Nine years later, Henry is a sailor in the British Royal Navy. The ship sails into the supernatural Devil's Triangle and stumbles upon the wreck of the Silent Mary, whose ghostly crew led by Spanish pirate-hunter Captain Salazar attack. Salazar spares Henry's life to deliver a message to Jack: Salazar is coming for him.

In Saint Martin, a young astronomer and horologist named Carina Smyth is sentenced to death for witchcraft but escapes and briefly crosses paths with Jack as he and his crew spectacularly blunder a bank robbery. Having suffered years of such bad luck, Jack's crew lose faith and abandon him. Depressed, Jack trades his magical compass for a drink. However, this betrayal of the compass frees Salazar and his crew from the Devil's Triangle. Carina learns Henry is looking for the Trident's location and offers to help him using her unknown father's diary. Carina and Jack are captured and face execution, but are saved by Henry and Jack's crew, setting sail on the Dying Gull. Carina deciphers clues that the stars will lead to an island where the Trident is hidden.

Meanwhile, Captain Barbossa hears from his pirate crew that the revived Captain Salazar has killed several pirates at sea and is destroying Barbossa's fleet. Barbossa manages to talk his way out of being killed by offering to help find Jack and learns that the Trident could lead him to a new "treasure". Salazar agrees, wanting revenge on the pirate that caused his demise. Salazar pursues the Dying Gull, forcing Jack, Henry, and Carina to flee to an island, discovering that Salazar's crew cannot go on land. After saving Jack from a forced marriage, Barbossa allies himself with Jack, returning his compass and restoring the miniaturized Black Pearl, trapped in a bottle by Blackbeard, to its original size. They all continue their journey to the Trident's island, with Barbossa taking command of the Pearl once more. During the voyage, Jack and Barbossa realize Carina is the latter's long-lost daughter. Barbossa tells Jack that he had left her at an orphanage with his diary so she could live a better life, and refuses to tell her the truth so she will continue to believe her father was an astronomer.

Approaching the Trident's island, the Pearl evades a British Navy warship, which is destroyed by the Silent Mary before the Pearl runs aground on the island. Jack, Barbossa, and Carina use the island's magic to part the ocean and open a path to the Trident's location on the ocean floor. Salazar captures Henry and possesses him in order to walk on the ocean floor and seize the Trident. Once he does so, Henry is given his body back, and Jack distracts Salazar, allowing Henry to destroy the Trident, breaking all curses upon the sea and restoring Salazar's crew to life. However, the divided sea begins to collapse in on itself. The Pearl lowers its anchor to lift them to safety, but Salazar pursues them, still hell-bent on killing Jack. Carina realizes that Barbossa is her father when she spots a tattoo on his arm identical to the diary's cover. Barbossa sacrifices himself to kill Salazar, allowing the others to escape alive.

Sometime later, Henry and Carina reach Port Royal, where Will appears, free from the Dutchman. His wife, Elizabeth, appears moments later and the Turner family reunites. Henry and Carina kiss. Jack watches from the Pearl in faux-disgust before sailing away into the horizon, having been accepted by his crew as their captain once again, while also adopting Captain Barbossa's now-homeless monkey.… Expand

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AverycrosslinNov 4, 2019

Despite what critics are saying, I enjoyed this movie. Perhaps the most noticeable parts are the pacing, action, and set pieces. I truly felt that this movie was based in the 1600's/1700's because the set pieces were just so darn good. TheDespite what critics are saying, I enjoyed this movie. Perhaps the most noticeable parts are the pacing, action, and set pieces. I truly felt that this movie was based in the 1600's/1700's because the set pieces were just so darn good. The pacing is great, I didn't feel bored at all. This movie did have a good bit of action in in too, and it all felt authentic. The acting is great too, although some dialogue felt a bit, um, too humorous. That brings me to my main complaint, the humor. There is a lot of humor and some of it, or most of it, feels a bit unnecessary and forced. Yes, there are some laughs to be had, but for the most part they are very forced and just plain silly. Other than that, fantastic movie!… Expand

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OliverCarterOct 24, 2019

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. The Movie Was Greatt, Fantastic new casting of David wenham..Javier Bardem..Brenton Thwaites..Kaya Scodelario it wass the best new faces casting you’ll need for this moviee , Javier did the best job For his Role as Salazar it was breathtaking , Barbossa was not as Good in the last movies , not as good meaning he did not have a classic sword fight scene , only a 3 second scene with one of salazar’s men , Brenton and Kaya & David wenham did a great jobb for their roles Gibbs too , but Jackkk , he was not as funny or as Smart like in the other movies , i mean he did have some sword fights with salazar but not a classy one where the Main theme is playing , and yes he played it smart in the scene where he saves henry from the sharks that was good but not enough Jack usually is like that in the entire movie , And at the end where he Skillfully removes the sword from henry to give it to barbossa... that was good too i meeaan the directors must give us something , But they should have given us mor from Sparroww that would have Made this Movie a 10 , And lastly The reunion of William and elizabeth was the best ending !!❤️❤️… Expand

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10

Logan73Sep 21, 2019

It's not as bad as I thought, it's a really enjoyable movie, me and my friends had a great time watching it

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7

JPKJun 13, 2019

Decent Pirates
It’s noth special, But Dead Men Tell No Tales is still a fun adventure.

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Sanel00May 18, 2019

Pirates of the caribbean Dead men tell no tales has the greatest potential ever but some of this potentials find their deaths in this too long storyline with pretty good new characters and lazy old characters

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TyranianApr 12, 2019

They're not getting any better but the Pirates films continue to entertain with spectacle and self-aware stupidity.

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DerekReideApr 9, 2019

Don't make a sixth movie. I'm not saying this movie is bad. I really enjoyed it, but I think they need to stop only because Disney just might not cast Johnny Depp. That's a bad thing. They can't replace Johnny Depp. They just can't.

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Sven381Mar 17, 2019

Good movie, nice Story. Would be a great end for the franchise.
The only thing I don't like is that the Studio don't seem to make 3D-Scenes that look anything other than stupid in 2D.

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aidan1Mar 15, 2019

Pirates of the Caribbean has always released average movies(excluding the 4th, whcih was bad), and this one is no exception. For the rough parts revolving around the new protagonists, we recieve some great acting from Javier Bardem andPirates of the Caribbean has always released average movies(excluding the 4th, whcih was bad), and this one is no exception. For the rough parts revolving around the new protagonists, we recieve some great acting from Javier Bardem and suprisingly Johnny Depp, who is able to make this movie feel like more of a tragedy than any of the others.… Expand

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ianfleita55Jan 25, 2019

una película muy entretenida, buen CGI y buena historia para mi johnny depp nunca fue pesado en ninguna pelicula y menos en esta

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CoreGamer1408Nov 14, 2018

I must be a sucker for Pirates and contrived slap stick pantomime shenanigans. It was a whole lot of silly fun as usual. It is kind of like heart warming end to it really. Capitan Jack Sparrow is always a fun quirky kind of character, butI must be a sucker for Pirates and contrived slap stick pantomime shenanigans. It was a whole lot of silly fun as usual. It is kind of like heart warming end to it really. Capitan Jack Sparrow is always a fun quirky kind of character, but Hector Barbossa makes for a more convincing deadly crafty pirate. These two make the films extra fun for sure.… Expand

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DominArsenDec 8, 2018

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Pirates des Caraïbes : la Vengeance de Salazar [spoiler] "Je vole votre Bank !" [/spoiler] sont les meilleures retrouvailles possible avec cet univers perdu au milieu de mauvais film..
Enfin on retrouve ce qui faisait le charme du 1 et 2 peut être pas aussi bien, mais on s'éclate.
J'ai adoré le design et la recherche du "Dans pirate des caraïbes on s'amuse avec la mer, les navires et jack !"
C'est excellent
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Kirollos-NoahNov 29, 2018

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales is not the best movie in the series, but it is better than the one before (Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides).
The first one will be always my favorite, but this one did great. I didPirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales is not the best movie in the series, but it is better than the one before (Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides).
The first one will be always my favorite, but this one did great. I did not love it, but I liked it!
And I found a lot of problems in this movie!
The humor most of the time was ridiculous and not funny!
The way we saw Jack Sparrow for the first time in this movie, was usual, it was perfectly CGI-ed, but made no goddamn sense!
The performance of Johnny Depp as Jack Sparrow was not impressive as it was in the first movie, but it was good.
I am still hoping to see a movie such as the first one in this franchise, cause they made some wrong things right in this one.
The performance of the characters was not bad, but not really good.. less than fine to be honest!
I loved the performance of Barbossa, Salazar and I liked Jack Sparrow too.
The action scenes were pretty good, and the CGI was totally amazing!
Sometimes it was funny, but not every joke worked up with me actually.
The story was more than great, and the ending was the best ending in the franchise!
As a result, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales is such a good movie, so I am going to give B.
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SPM1206Nov 20, 2018

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Overall pirates of the caribbean dead men tell no tales has some good elements how ever it feels very tired and the new cast members feel forced together.… Expand

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sparrowuckdudeNov 6, 2018

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. not perfect but pretty coollll!!!!!!!!
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Mir15Oct 25, 2018

Определенно классный фильм!!! Джонни шикарен, нарисован фильм превосходно,сюжет интересный, что еще надо??? К просмотру советую! и ждем новых фильмов!!!Определенно классный фильм!!! Джонни шикарен, нарисован фильм превосходно,сюжет интересный, что еще надо??? К просмотру советую! и ждем новых фильмов!!!

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ErikTheCriticSep 25, 2018

Although some of the action is spectacularly exciting, this fifth instalment feels tired, disjointed and messy, and even Johnny Depp's campy performance is losing its wit and humour.

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Daniellockhart0Sep 14, 2018

this is one of the best pirates movie yet it feels fresh a great villain and a great story critics dont know what a great movie is until it bits them in the ass.

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gzayas91Jul 21, 2018

Good as Stranger's Tides. It was funny when Paul McCartney made a cameo. Very entertaining, fun and mindless. Looking forward to see another one.

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DiwyeshJul 6, 2018

So I just watched this movie and boy I m so disappointed with this part *the first problem here is the past of the compass as how jack got it is totally different from part 2 of the series which shows writer doesn't know anything about thisSo I just watched this movie and boy I m so disappointed with this part *the first problem here is the past of the compass as how jack got it is totally different from part 2 of the series which shows writer doesn't know anything about this movie and he just writes any **** he comes up with to keep milking money from peoples in the name of pirates of Caribbeans franchise *the 2nd problem is jack sparrow himself, oh my my he is the most useless person after monkey in this part he is just running around getting captured and after that someone helps him and cycle repeats not even a single fight scene where I can say yeah that's why I love this series *the 3rd problem is Plotholes:- man I dont have any words on just how far this franshise falls, and 4th problem is I just can't connect with plots here, Haha and the most useless, selfish crew I ever saw in this series and this part contains more problems but I cant state them without spoiling you, Also I just don't understand how this part got 6.2 user score well I guess some fans are brainless as well as blind, just dont support this kind of **** movies just because it got your beloved series name, thx.… Expand

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AbeMCJun 26, 2018

Captain Jack Sparrow was always a drunken scoundrel - with a clever streak. In Dead Men Tell No Tales, he's simply drunk - and aside from some minor double-crossing, not a scoundrel. His cleverness is gone; in its place is a bumbling idiotCaptain Jack Sparrow was always a drunken scoundrel - with a clever streak. In Dead Men Tell No Tales, he's simply drunk - and aside from some minor double-crossing, not a scoundrel. His cleverness is gone; in its place is a bumbling idiot who is narratively used for comic relief and nothing else.

Instead, Pirates 5 focuses on the son of original-trilogy lovebirds Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann - Henry Turner. He sets out to find the trident of Poseidon, because it can reverse ALL curses. Given Will Turner's fate at the end of Pirates 3 (At World's End), it's not hard to see where this is going. Add in a seemingly-random young woman astronomer who was always ready with a socially progressive quip or two, and it is time to set off on an adventure. And the adventure itself is decent. Kind of. You've got your weird mysticism, grand sea battles, and resolution of how to free a ship from a bottle (though that last part is very disappointing). Bardem is a decent villain, Geoffrey Rush's Barbosa returns to chew scenery, and the innocent-yet-determined young people are convincing. But the main reason I like to watch Pirate films is watch Jack Sparrow connive his way into and out of danger. That magic is long gone.… Expand

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JP32Jun 23, 2018

Where Captain Jack was once a charismatic trickster, he is now a complete and utter buffoon. Johnny Depp plays Jack drunker, higher-pitched, and leagues dumber than ever before. It's like the original, Oscar-nominated Jack Sparrow got kickedWhere Captain Jack was once a charismatic trickster, he is now a complete and utter buffoon. Johnny Depp plays Jack drunker, higher-pitched, and leagues dumber than ever before. It's like the original, Oscar-nominated Jack Sparrow got kicked in the head by a horse.… Expand

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LinttaFlamingoJun 14, 2018

You can do better than this, f*cktards.

This film does a couple needed things and f*cks them up immediately. For example Jack Sparrow is more of a supporting character this time like in the first movie which is a good call. The problem isYou can do better than this, f*cktards.

This film does a couple needed things and f*cks them up immediately. For example Jack Sparrow is more of a supporting character this time like in the first movie which is a good call. The problem is that he's a dumbass in this film. Not only is Johnny Depp's portrayal of him pretty much a parody of a parody in this movie, but the character is just a drunken retard. He's no more interesting or charismatic, he's just a random comedic relief for the most part with terrible forced comedy. Although he still looks cool. The makeup, the clothes and the hair are always going to look good on him.

Most of the characters here are pretty bland. The main actors Kaya Scodelario and Brenton Thwaites give alright performances, but unfortunately they don't have that much chemistry together and their motivations aren't that interesting. I never really felt invested in their characters or the story. The only truly interesting character in the film is the antagonist Armando Salazar, portrayed by Javier Bardem. He was excellent except when the film forced some stupid humor on his dialogue.

Speaking of the humor, it's dogsh*t. The humor ruins everything. It's just randomly forced in to the scenes for no reason. In the other films, especially the first one, the humor blended well in to the events of the scene and a lot of times the actors were able to make a scene funny even without it being the main point. But in this film all these lame unfunny things are just forced in to the scene in the most awkward way possible where they're literally rubbing it to your goddamn face and screaming "LAUGH YOU F*CKING C*NT". It's so bad that it just ruins any investment that you might've had for the scene earlier.

It's a shame really. There's definitely potential for this to be good. The antagonist is good, the main characters Henry Turner and Carina Smyth are decent and the movie looks really nice and has some alright action. But it's all absolutely ruined by the lack of an interesting story that's worth to tell and the tosh cum humor that's forced in so obviously that I was just angry with it instead of, you know, f*cking laughing like humor is supposed to have you do.… Expand

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mayurjackJun 2, 2018

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Dead man tell no tales was best. and pic is so good, but in indian cinema this time not much liked becose the jack sperow voice was not good as like past all parts .. it was good which was past voice and we have likes that much then last time .... the old all part voice was realy awesome caractor on hindi dubbing ,, he has realise us the caption jack sperow origional voice so i hope in next pirate movie we can hear him old voice with hindi dubbing ...and will be much more adventure in next part ... hope jack sperow will be haveing fun much more then other parts ... and should be some magic like 1st and 2nd part that was greatest parts of symbol of pirate ,, caption jack sperow .......... thanks to give us a chance to give us feedback .... your friend mjack… Expand

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DarkBeeApr 5, 2018

On May 25, the fifth movie of the franchise "Pirates of the Caribbean" was released for hire - "The Dead Do not Tell a Fairy Tale". I advise you to watch this movie for you.
The critics who criticized the film concentrated (erroneously, in myOn May 25, the fifth movie of the franchise "Pirates of the Caribbean" was released for hire - "The Dead Do not Tell a Fairy Tale". I advise you to watch this movie for you.
The critics who criticized the film concentrated (erroneously, in my opinion) on the chaotic nature of the narrative. From this it was possible to conclude that the "Dead Man" turned out to be a delusional mess - but at least a mess from beautiful frames and a cheerful action. Let there is no sense and the general logic of the story, let the story - crap, but at least shooter and jokes individually can entertain, right? Not a fig. The main disadvantage of the new part is that it is completely empty - to the horror of boring, viscous, like a quagmire and equally barren. It's not that there is no logic in what is happening (although it is not), the fact is that there is nothing happening in it - nothing is happening here literally. Endless scenes of some conversations, aimlessly fermenting, again bubnj and muttering, horrible sorting jokes, so-so the final epic - and the long-awaited titles. This frankly bloated hack-work did not feel even a quarter, oddly enough. "Dead" resemble a game made under an expensive license - in a hurry, just to cut the dough on the title. So here everything is cardboard, secondary and absolutely dead. Depp here does not look like such an otzharatym hog, as in "Fantastic creatures", but no use from Sparrow. True, Depp's guilt is not here - he's completely in shape, it's just that writers for some reason have deprived the protagonist of the franchise of all human qualities, having washed it up to the level of JJ Binks. The sparrow walks without pants, is constantly drunk in the insole and most often does not know where he is or what he is doing. No cunning plans and intrigues, clever moves and brilliantly successful mistakes. He makes a miserable impression - it's before you realize that you're embarrassed for him, like the described grandfather with Alzheimer. It's just painful to watch such a murder of a character. The fifth film is an even bigger spin-off, the problem is that it's not even Sparrow. Not Will, Elizabeth, Barbossa, Davy Jones, Tia Dalma, Monkey Jack, Gibbs or any other memorable character. No, this spin-off of two new, completely unfamiliar to the viewer and tightly deprived charisma of heroes. The son of Will and Elizabeth named Henry and his girlfriends, the girls who, because of her learning, want to burn like a witch.

Trying to shove us with cheap imitations for Will and Elizabeth are counted. He is a cute, brave fellow, a little naive and straightforward, and she is a daring girl of no time, too shy and smart to accept the role assigned to her by society.

M-yes, we have never seen such anywhere. It remains to adjust for these younger Will and Liz own mini-Sparrow (let him play the role of Monkey Jack) and the franchise will successfully pass the phase of a soft restart. Straight to the bottom. But still I love this franchise and I'll look forward to the new part of the film! Let go of the Kraken!… Expand

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TheRussianatorApr 4, 2018

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Here we go again, Disney can't stop making them. I understand that the previous one made a lot of money - but that doesn't mean that you should stop giving a **** about the **** characters and original films! **** THIS MOVIE HAS SO MANY PLOT HOLES!! Why does Jack receive his compass from a captain of a ship IF IT'S CLEARLY STATED IN THE SECOND ONE THAT TIA DALMA GAVE IT TO HIM? If the Poseidon's trident breaks all curses, how is Will Turner alive WITHOUT HIS GOD DAMNED HEART?? IT'S LOCKED IN A CHEST!!! There are many more, I can complain all day. The characters of Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann are replaced with their really bad proteges and Depp seems to have lost the spark that made him so likable in the older movies. I am very disappointed and hopeful that this franchise would die with a poor box office performance.… Expand

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CharlesRathboneApr 1, 2018

Dead Men tell no Tales: one of the greatest "Pirates of the Caribbean" movies yet. Johnny Depp continues being awesome, funny and all "Jackie" with Geoffrey Rush stealing some of the viewer's love as we can see deeper than ever into his soulDead Men tell no Tales: one of the greatest "Pirates of the Caribbean" movies yet. Johnny Depp continues being awesome, funny and all "Jackie" with Geoffrey Rush stealing some of the viewer's love as we can see deeper than ever into his soul and emotions. A marvelous movie with action, comedy and a magic soundtrack captures you from its first minutes till the end.… Expand

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AtthetimeFeb 5, 2018

Even though, this season may be not as good the previous but still alright.

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WorldofLuckyFeb 3, 2018

This movie is so meh that I forgot to post a review.

I will come forward and say I am still a fan of the series. I will still probably go see the next movie, if they have one. Also, while this is a very middle of the road type movie, it isThis movie is so meh that I forgot to post a review.

I will come forward and say I am still a fan of the series. I will still probably go see the next movie, if they have one. Also, while this is a very middle of the road type movie, it is still way better than the last couple of installments have been. The writing is better, the direction seems better, and the story is not so random, well there is some randomness but its a Pirates of the Caribbean movie so that is expected.

There really isn't a lot of negative about the movie per se. The only thing really cringeworthy was the CGI younger characters. Just didn't quite work for me, but I don't know if that is because the CGI sucks, or if I am just seeing things differently then others due to colorblindness (sometimes that throws things off). The story itself wasn't bad in most parts, a bit predictable but nothing to be shocked about.

However, I am really tired of zombie or other forms of undead pirates. Seriously, couldn't they have come up with a villain that wasn't undead? Even on the top of my head you could pick up some sort of fairy/elven type thing. Call them Atlantean and maybe Jack screwed them over in the past. Hell, I would take werewolf pirates just to make it different. I did appreciate the Cthulhu nature of Davy Jones, but that wasn't enough for me.

They could also avoid the whole paranormal creature hunting him and why not a human wizard, or the Catholic church with some mysticism (full disclosure I was raised Catholic so no I don't think they are Satanists and thats why they should be villains). There is plenty of options that don't involve the same undead CGI.

However, like I said I would go see the next installment. Oh, and there is a stinger in mid and end credits so you won't waste your time too much if you wait for it.

The good: Wrapped up some earlier plotlines... sort of.

The bad: Nothing was bad really, just sort of blah.… Expand

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SparrowsbrideJan 13, 2018

Dead Men Tell No Tales is probably the best POTC movie yet. I don't understand what the critics were smoking when they gave it sich low score.

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JarodyJan 13, 2018

One of the worst movies of the year. The performances from the actors are so poor they all just come across as really dislikable, even the iconic characters. The plot is so cliche and boring that I could have easily fell asleep during thisOne of the worst movies of the year. The performances from the actors are so poor they all just come across as really dislikable, even the iconic characters. The plot is so cliche and boring that I could have easily fell asleep during this movie, and don't even get me started on the villain. The villain is so cliche and predictable that it feel when as if he's just an animatronic on the actual Pirates of the Carribbean ride. Why does this franchise even exist- it's one of the worst ones of this decade.… Expand

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eva3si0nJan 13, 2018

After viewing of Dead Men Tell No Tales I have understood that On Stranger Tides were also not it and bad continuation of original history. In a new part there is no nothing left good from the orinigalny trilogy except the excellent gameAfter viewing of Dead Men Tell No Tales I have understood that On Stranger Tides were also not it and bad continuation of original history. In a new part there is no nothing left good from the orinigalny trilogy except the excellent game Johnny Depp. And one actor can't save the movie even if it is the blockbuster. New actors don't cope with the roles, and creators as understood it and have returned also old. The main antagonist - the most boring villain in movies for the last few years. He has neither charisma, nor motives. Why he in general is necessary in the movie? What purposes at him? And the ending is so banal that it seems that the movie obviously for audience of children up to 7-8 years. If Dead Men Tell No Tales restart of a franchise from Disney, then Pirates of the Caribbean have died.… Expand

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CameraBounceGodJun 23, 2017

i dislike attractive women getting hired for big new movies all the time..ifeel like the inequality that emma watson talks about in her industry is really just because she cant see that the problem is that women are so readily associated w/i dislike attractive women getting hired for big new movies all the time..ifeel like the inequality that emma watson talks about in her industry is really just because she cant see that the problem is that women are so readily associated w/ sex and there are so many attractive women (who arnt hired or something and that bothers her...… Expand

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SrPepeJan 5, 2018

La película no es mala pero no presenta conceptos renovadores, es más de lo mismo, aburrió en la 4, y obviamente iba a influir en esta.

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dharmaJun 1, 2017

It seems I liked this installment of the Pirates of the Carribean series more than the critics. It's a return to form to the franchise: great fun, some impressive set pieces, and a strong set of casts. Yet the question is are we experiencingIt seems I liked this installment of the Pirates of the Carribean series more than the critics. It's a return to form to the franchise: great fun, some impressive set pieces, and a strong set of casts. Yet the question is are we experiencing a bit of a franchise fatigue? A good idea stretched too thin over 5 films? This particular weakness may be the reason that it is not as successful as its previous installment.… Expand

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naniinDec 18, 2017

"Пираты Карибского моря: Мертвецы не рассказывают сказки" - очень слабый фильм. Куча несостыковок с прошлыми фильмами, переигрывающий Джонни Депп, бредовый сюжет, неинтересные персонажи и злодей.... я промолчу. Зато это веселый и лёгкий фильм"Пираты Карибского моря: Мертвецы не рассказывают сказки" - очень слабый фильм. Куча несостыковок с прошлыми фильмами, переигрывающий Джонни Депп, бредовый сюжет, неинтересные персонажи и злодей.... я промолчу. Зато это веселый и лёгкий фильм (не как 4 часть).… Expand

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ThaddeusDec 16, 2017

Javier Bardem was such a huge scene stealer. Johnny Depp was not the same character, but he still did a great job. I am excited for the sequel that was teased in the post credits scene. The wedding was the best part. 3rd best Pirates of theJavier Bardem was such a huge scene stealer. Johnny Depp was not the same character, but he still did a great job. I am excited for the sequel that was teased in the post credits scene. The wedding was the best part. 3rd best Pirates of the Carribbean behind 4 and 1.… Expand

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Semtex_SteveDec 3, 2017

There's an interesting phenomenon to be seen in the reviews of this movie: Many of the people giving it good reviews have only ever written reviews about this single movie - Make of that what you will.

Anyway, I've just seen this movieThere's an interesting phenomenon to be seen in the reviews of this movie: Many of the people giving it good reviews have only ever written reviews about this single movie - Make of that what you will.

Anyway, I've just seen this movie myself after deciding to rent it on YouTube to enjoy a quiet night in. It started well enough, with an intriguing continuation of the Turner family and a fun and exciting action sequence shortly after that really captured the spirit of the old movies - then the mediocre story, recycled villain (literally another captain cursed to roam the seas with a ghost ship - only this time he isn't a pirate) and relatively boring music track kicked in and ruined it all. It wasn't as terrible as the last one, but it certainly doesn't stand up to the first three. I'll be fair and give it a five, because I understand that I'm much older than I was when I watched the original trilogy, and shows like Game of Thrones and Walking Dead have given me a lust for the blood of main characters that a Disney movie isn't really going to fulfil, but there's definitely some of the original charm and passion of the older movies missing in this one.… Expand

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TheQuietGamerNov 22, 2017

Easily the best of the Pirates sequels. Yet it still fails to recapture the magic of the original. It's ability to return a sense of fun into the series comes at the expense of the plot. The story-telling is half-heated and it's cool newEasily the best of the Pirates sequels. Yet it still fails to recapture the magic of the original. It's ability to return a sense of fun into the series comes at the expense of the plot. The story-telling is half-heated and it's cool new villain is ultimately rendered forgettable despite an excellent performance from Javier Bardem. Yes, this one is all about the jokes and some over-the-top action sequences. Ultimately I can live with that. It's a big improvement over the blandness of the last three Pirates films.

Johnny Depp is once again able to remind us why his character was so likable the first time around. Here though his buffoonery and eccentric mannerisms are heightened to the point of being cartoonish. It ensures that there are more laughs in the film than ever before, but it makes it hard to actually take any of this seriously. A shame as the first Pirates managed to both make us laugh and get invested in it's characters and plot. The whole cast is largely on point. Particularly the returning faces such as the always excellent Geoffrey Rush and Kevin McNally. Newcomers Brenton Thwaites and Kaya Scodelario are basically just there to inject some new pretty faces into the mix, but they manage to fit in with the rest of the cast quite well. Fans will get a kick out of seeing the long-awaited return of Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann, even if only briefly. When all is said and done this latest Pirates flick gets more right than it does wrong. Especially when in comparison to those truly dreadful sequels that came before it. It makes Pirates fun again. The problem is that it's just lacking in any sort of depth. It's all about the jokes and flashy action, both of which it has in spades. Neither of those make for a great movie when the writing is weak and the villain is so sadly squandered, but at least it's entertaining. I still don't think Pirates should have ever gone past the first movie, but at least this latest outing seems to point towards what could eventually be a decent follow up to the original.

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JNOTROct 30, 2017

Entertaining, funny, full of action and adventure, emotional, this delivery is a roller coaster. Sandberg and Rønning manage to take this film forward with a very good narrative that never gets boring. The CGI is impressive, although thisEntertaining, funny, full of action and adventure, emotional, this delivery is a roller coaster. Sandberg and Rønning manage to take this film forward with a very good narrative that never gets boring. The CGI is impressive, although this does not reach the height of At the End of the World (which in 2007 was nominated for the Oscar for Best Visual Effects). The return of Orlando Bloom and Keira Knightley is excellent and they achieve, in my opinion, the best moment of the saga. The only thing that I did not like was Jack Sparrow who here is totally silly, while in the previous installments he managed to have moments of seriousness that he never gets to have here.… Expand

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GamexpertMay 26, 2017

Is this the real life?
How can anyone really vote this movie with 0/100 as a "professional" Reviewer?
This movie is far away from being bad. Yes, it is not perfect, but still great a great Popcorn Movie, great scenes and even if you dont likeIs this the real life?
How can anyone really vote this movie with 0/100 as a "professional" Reviewer?
This movie is far away from being bad.
Yes, it is not perfect, but still great a great Popcorn Movie, great scenes and even if you dont like Depp, thise role just fits him perfectley.… Expand

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Pixaranimate3Oct 29, 2017

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Ever since the Pirates of the Caribbean Ride opened in Disneyland, the producers pitched the idea of adapting the ride into a fantastic action-packed movie entitled Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl, and four sequels following the significant characters. The characters include the witty pirate Captain Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp), his friends, and crew members on The Black Pearl; the ship based on the original film. The franchise was lucky at the box office, with Dead Men Tell No Tales garnering over $794 million worldwide. Unfortunately, the reviews of their movies started to drown, and this film is no exception.
Whether people enjoy viewing movies about action, pirates, or comedy, the fifth installment in the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise will disappoint audience members at the movie theater. Not only does the film define what the franchise should not be, but also gives the viewers a clear perspective on every flaw in the sequels. Although the sequel was a summer blockbuster, the majority of audience members left the theater seasick.
During the evolution of the franchise, the various writers transform Captain Jack Sparrow from an intelligent, witty pirate captain to a drunken, comedic caricature of himself. Throughout several scenes in the movie, Sparrow turns to rum as a source of happiness. Unfortunately, the writer depicts Sparrow's addiction in a lousy way. For example, after the poignant scene of Sparrow’s crew abandoning him on the Dying Gull; an old ship that the team of the Black Pearl now possess, Sparrow scavenges for rum in the village. When Sparrow finally finds rum, he gives up his most valuable possession, a compass that points to someone’s desire. After these few moments, Sparrow is tipsy throughout the entire duration of the movie, especially in the beginning acts.
In addition to Captain Jack Sparrow’s character alter, Johnny Depp will not satisfy the audience with his performance of Sparrow. Since the 2003 original film, Depp has gained worldwide attention of acting as Sparrow. In the case of Dead Men Tell No Tales, though, the entire world seemed to lose interest because of Depp’s final performance as Sparrow. Depp’s performance leads to fans and viewers commenting online about his retirement saving the franchise. After four consecutive blockbuster sequels, Depp’s performance in Dead Men Tell No Tales foreshadows an empty stretch of water ahead for the franchise to cover.
Though it had a massive production budget, the film proves that nothing will save this movie from drowning. The movie will not fulfill anyone’s expectation of a great movie because it entirely changes Captain Jack Sparrow’s character. Besides, the plotlines are similar to the other sequels of the franchise. Either way, Dead Men Tell No Tales, is a merchandising film and will neither entertain fans nor everyday moviegoers.… Expand

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ANHellOct 28, 2017

боже это худший и нелепейший фильм из серии пиратов, не в коем случае не тратьте на этот ужас деньги, от сюжета фильма, его бреда и клишейных шутачек у вас взорвется бошка и вы прост не досмотрите.боже это худший и нелепейший фильм из серии пиратов, не в коем случае не тратьте на этот ужас деньги, от сюжета фильма, его бреда и клишейных шутачек у вас взорвется бошка и вы прост не досмотрите.

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andre27Oct 17, 2017

Pirata das caraibas 5 tenta nos trazer um otimo enredo mas peca na construção da história, no já muito usado jack e em demasiada fantasia. O vilão é fraco, e o melhor do filme é mesmo a morte de barbosa. Não sendo tão mau como o pintam nãoPirata das caraibas 5 tenta nos trazer um otimo enredo mas peca na construção da história, no já muito usado jack e em demasiada fantasia. O vilão é fraco, e o melhor do filme é mesmo a morte de barbosa. Não sendo tão mau como o pintam não consegue atingir a glória de outros tempos e está na hora de Sparrow descansar.… Expand

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zan56Oct 12, 2017

It felt like an attempt at just wringing out more money out of the franchise by throwing together a cast of proven together characters but not really trying anything new. The Storyline wasn't any good at all.

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BrianMcCriticOct 7, 2017

The fifth in the franchise is actually one of the better ones. While it is a little overstuffed, you find yourself at least caring about the story. An enjoyable time. B

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RalfbergsSep 29, 2017

It was a fun movie, but that's it, other than that it felt just like a remake of the old ones - it brought nothing new to it and it was worse than previous ones, so yeah, not what I hoped for, but what can you do

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MattBrady99Sep 10, 2017

"Dead Men Tell No Tales" is the fifth installment in this exhausted franchise that should have sunk 10 years ago.

Remember how grand and epic these movies were, but with the unfinished effects, predicable scenes, and over rushed storyline,"Dead Men Tell No Tales" is the fifth installment in this exhausted franchise that should have sunk 10 years ago.

Remember how grand and epic these movies were, but with the unfinished effects, predicable scenes, and over rushed storyline, it looses the magic. You just wish that Javier Bardem character would just impale Captain Jar Jar Binks with his sword and be down with it. I was rooting for the villain through the whole thing.

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OudekerkSep 7, 2017

a good installment of the pirates of the Caribbean series.
that, in my opinion, is well worth the watch.
it brings everything that we come to love from the series and makes one great tale out of it. if you enjoy the series this one will nota good installment of the pirates of the Caribbean series.
that, in my opinion, is well worth the watch.
it brings everything that we come to love from the series and makes one great tale out of it.
if you enjoy the series this one will not disappoint you

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DarknesShadeAug 30, 2017

Really? i expected people to dislike this (because its fun to do so) but this, for me, was the second best "Pirates of the Caribbean" movie so far, its just funny and enjoyable

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arcubalAug 24, 2017

Guaranteed satisfaction if you simply wanted to see Capt. Jack Sparrow again in true form, perhaps a little left wanting if you were expecting a new angle or expansion of the Sparrow-verse. Better than part 4, less than the 1st 3, butGuaranteed satisfaction if you simply wanted to see Capt. Jack Sparrow again in true form, perhaps a little left wanting if you were expecting a new angle or expansion of the Sparrow-verse. Better than part 4, less than the 1st 3, but guaranteed to herald in more sequels with its impressive international box office.… Expand

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iCronicAug 7, 2017

The last movie was one of the worst movies I've seen in that year, so I'm glad this one is much better. I really like the scenes with Salazars crew and the film actually gets better as it progresses. Still has a lot of flaws like the veryThe last movie was one of the worst movies I've seen in that year, so I'm glad this one is much better. I really like the scenes with Salazars crew and the film actually gets better as it progresses. Still has a lot of flaws like the very cheap humor attempts and dragging out the ending to a sleep inducing degree. Overall it's a nice & fitting ending to the franchise, or let's say it should be… Expand

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miapoleJul 26, 2017

It was undoubtedly the best Pirates of the Caribbean sequel up until the last half an hour. I am yet to meet a film that manages to entertain so much in the first 3/4s as much as disappoint in the last 1/4. I have no idea how they managed toIt was undoubtedly the best Pirates of the Caribbean sequel up until the last half an hour. I am yet to meet a film that manages to entertain so much in the first 3/4s as much as disappoint in the last 1/4. I have no idea how they managed to do it because the majority of the film is incredible; an incredible soundtrack, full of laughs, good acting, and some great camera work. Yet, the last half an hour genuinely had me in tears from laughing at how terrible it was. They managed to ruin what would have been the best movie of 2017 (no doubt) in 30 minutes.… Expand

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UnskyJul 24, 2017

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. The new characters were so bad (carina's character is so stereotyped) and introduced in such a bad way (salazar just comes outta nowhere) that I would have much preferred if they actually turned over a new leaf with this episode rather than keep on grinding the old ones. The quest itself is just so disproportionate, looking for such an overpowered item that makes the quests of the previous films look so ridiculous and useless.… Expand

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PeterAlexanderJul 15, 2017

The fifth instalment of the swashbuckling franchise has its moments, but nothing more. Dead Men Tell No Tales, in a good way on many occasions, is more of a conglomeration of nostalgia infused scenes than a fully fledged movie. Whilst it isThe fifth instalment of the swashbuckling franchise has its moments, but nothing more. Dead Men Tell No Tales, in a good way on many occasions, is more of a conglomeration of nostalgia infused scenes than a fully fledged movie. Whilst it is great to have the original characters back and on form, the new additions drag the film back from start to finish. The magic of the series has truly faded.… Expand

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NagoyablueJul 9, 2017

Just terrible. Plot is.....thin. Characters are......thin. Even 2 of the main stars have had enough and managed to escape with just a cameo. Unfortunately, this film attempts to usher in a new generation of pirates, to keep the cash cowJust terrible. Plot is.....thin. Characters are......thin. Even 2 of the main stars have had enough and managed to escape with just a cameo. Unfortunately, this film attempts to usher in a new generation of pirates, to keep the cash cow ready for another milking. There are literally no redeeming features for this film. It's utterly, utterly, terrible. Just do yourself a favor, and don't watch it. I only went 'cos my kids made me take them.… Expand

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killamotorJul 3, 2017

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. This movie put all of it's funny jokes into the trailer, and the CGI could be from the the 1998 Godzilla movie. The younger version of Jack Sparrow looks nothing like Johnny Depp, and the movie is possibly the worst of all the Pirates movies. They snuck in very sensual references, and spent what felt like an hour referring to Carina Smyth as a horologist, with another pirate calling his mother a horologist. This movie tried to be funny, using humor that 12 year olds tell each other on the school bus. The only good thing about this movie was johnny depp's performance.… Expand

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SherlocksJul 3, 2017

Well worth a look if you like the series, its has it all in a nice package. All the old gang is back together again all don't look like they have aged a day. Would have loved a more grounded story rather than all the super natural stuff.Well worth a look if you like the series, its has it all in a nice package. All the old gang is back together again all don't look like they have aged a day. Would have loved a more grounded story rather than all the super natural stuff. Maybe the 6th could have an actual human captain behind it so I'm hopeful they do a few more.… Expand

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HPFANBOY1237Jun 7, 2017

The best sequel since Dead Man's Chest, Dead Men Tell No Tales is a blast, this Pirates of the Caribbean movie is pure fun and if you go in expecting anything else I don't know what to tell you. It does jump around a lot though kind ofThe best sequel since Dead Man's Chest, Dead Men Tell No Tales is a blast, this Pirates of the Caribbean movie is pure fun and if you go in expecting anything else I don't know what to tell you. It does jump around a lot though kind of leaving you gasping for air, and there a few plot holes, all in all, it's a fun film that I recommend you go see. B… Expand

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UrbanlistenerJul 2, 2017

Fun adventure film in the POC series, Johnny Depp is good, the action sequences are sometimes unnecessary, but well made and enjoyable, the effects are great and the music is still very good. The plot itself is not very good. Some charactersFun adventure film in the POC series, Johnny Depp is good, the action sequences are sometimes unnecessary, but well made and enjoyable, the effects are great and the music is still very good. The plot itself is not very good. Some characters are boring and bland, its convoluted and discombobulated and some things are skipped over while being crucial to the story.… Expand

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metalfist54Jul 1, 2017

Loved all the other pirates of the caribbean movies, I rate them all a lot higher. This one had an extremely jumbled story. It felt like Johnny Depp forgot how to play the character. There was a lot of bad acting, forced lines, and longLoved all the other pirates of the caribbean movies, I rate them all a lot higher. This one had an extremely jumbled story. It felt like Johnny Depp forgot how to play the character. There was a lot of bad acting, forced lines, and long exposition. Really wish I would have rented this instead of seen in the theater.… Expand

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Tyger44Jun 26, 2017

Dead Men Tell No Tales feels like a fresh new start for Pirates of the Caribbean. After the conclusion of the original trilogy felt aimless and lacking both direction and the spirit of the first film. However, after watching DMTNT, I wasDead Men Tell No Tales feels like a fresh new start for Pirates of the Caribbean. After the conclusion of the original trilogy felt aimless and lacking both direction and the spirit of the first film. However, after watching DMTNT, I was reminded why loved the first movie so much. Pirates is the right mix of old and new, with favorites like Jack Sparrow and Barbossa (who are both given great material to work with) returning as well as new faces like Will and Elizabeth's son, Henry, as well as Carina Smyth, whom I don't want to spoil the revelation involving her. And their adventure to find the newest treasure of the Caribbean is easily the most fun I've had with a Pirates film since the first film. This is largely because, the script for the movie has so much heart and it avoids becoming overly complicated, a problem that plagued early films. The action is high-octane, the one-liners are hilarious, and when the film gets serious, the big pay-offs are surprisingly touching. Really the only two problems I have, are the "been there, done that" design of the villains, and the fact that I felt the movie wasn't the most welcoming to casual fans. I felt like my experience was greatly improved because I was familiar with the events of past films. However, I imagine that without that knowledge, people coming into the franchise for the first time might not understand the finer details or the weight some of the big climatic moments the movie has. Nonetheless, the film is just a fun adventure with a satisfying conclusion. I watched it with a smile on my face almost the entire time. I don't know whether or not the series will continue or not. If not, the series will end on a high note. If so, I'm excited to see what comes next. A Pirate's life for me. Yoho.… Expand

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MizuruJun 28, 2017

One of the most good sequels made. Not funny how the early films was but certainly a good end.

Actors: 9/10 acting very clear, nothing new, older characters reappears to nostalgic feeling. Special Effects: 9/10 Awesome, some clothes do notOne of the most good sequels made. Not funny how the early films was but certainly a good end.

Actors: 9/10 acting very clear, nothing new, older characters reappears to nostalgic feeling.

Special Effects: 9/10 Awesome, some clothes do not get wet but every masterpiece get some errors.

Soundtrack: 10/10 As always marked one of my favorite ones, the entire series has a deep and planned soundtrack.

Story/Script: 6.5/10 Somekind vague and controversial sometimes. Details are not polished enough to huge fans some breachs were left open, but still solid.

Veredict: 8.5 well made, decent for a final but with a lot of "holes of hollow" on history.… Expand

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chrisjee1234Jun 25, 2017

A total shipwreck. Towards the end, I lost track of what was happening and man, I never want to see this again. Javier Bardem is the saving grace of the film; everything else is total crap.

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mrmonsterJun 20, 2017

Not the franchise's best, best definitely not the worst. Even at it's worst, it was better than At World's End, and it was miles above On Stranger Tides. But still, not as good as Curse of the Black Pearl or Dead Man's Chest.

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Mac2311Jun 20, 2017

This is actually the first Pirates movie that really grabbed me and held me throughout the film. Though I enjoyed the others the plots always seemed to get a little too unhinged. This one stuck to more of a linear storyline which I liked moreThis is actually the first Pirates movie that really grabbed me and held me throughout the film. Though I enjoyed the others the plots always seemed to get a little too unhinged. This one stuck to more of a linear storyline which I liked more since it helped me to get more invested in it.

Great performances and set pieces all around. Capt Jack as usual is a delight to watch on screen.

This movie really ties up all the plot lines. If this is the send off for the series it is a good one. Hopefully the don't try to pull this out from the grave since it now has a fitting end.… Expand

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MrNikitaTVJun 19, 2017

Пираты Карибского моря: Мертвецы не рассказывают сказки- фильм довольно смешанный, но мне он понравился. Я не понимаю почему его так сильно ругают критики. В этом фильме все хорошо и графика, и музыка, и сюжет, и главные герои(особенно хочуПираты Карибского моря: Мертвецы не рассказывают сказки- фильм довольно смешанный, но мне он понравился. Я не понимаю почему его так сильно ругают критики. В этом фильме все хорошо и графика, и музыка, и сюжет, и главные герои(особенно хочу отметь персонажа Карина Смит). Два самых главных минуса этого фильма- 1.Очень сильно кривляющейся Джек Воробей. 2.Нарушение правил собственной вселенной. В общем фильм хороший, летний блокбастер.… Expand

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voxottoJun 18, 2017

Crap movie, doesn't add much to the series sadly. Everything is soo over exacturated in hopes that it would woo the crowd. just made me cold and the film relied too much on special effects which fell a little short for me. you dont need to see this.

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eagleeyevikingJun 16, 2017

A hefty budget of $230 million breathes new life into the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise in terms of special effects and action spectacle. However, the investment doesn't show in the bloated script, predictable MacGuffin plot, as well asA hefty budget of $230 million breathes new life into the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise in terms of special effects and action spectacle. However, the investment doesn't show in the bloated script, predictable MacGuffin plot, as well as the uninspired acting.… Expand

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Jim222001Jun 15, 2017

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Quite entertaining despite all the bad reviews. Critics are just tired of Jack Sparrow I think. They are not tired of Fast and Furious movies though ? The movie is fun and better than the 4th one. Kaya Scodelario makes a good addition as Carina Smyth. Who gets either confused as a witch or...a whore because she's a horologist lol. There's plenty of humor like that throughout that makes this one of the better Pirates movies.
While Javier Bardem once again makes a great villain as Captain Salazar. Who from the trailers you probably figured out, is a spirit wants vengeance on Jack Sparrow.
Otherwise stuff, like the search for Poseidon's Trident is as silly as the search for the fountain of youth in the last film. Also don't expect too much Orlando Bloom but it's nice to see him back nevertheless.
If this is the last one I wouldn't complain since it's a fitting ending.… Expand

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tpdgurlJun 15, 2017

As an entertaining trilogy of films Pirates of the Caribbean has a huge following and high expectations.The film still has it funny quirks and is action filled but it lacked that the heart strings feel. I am not sure if it was my adorationAs an entertaining trilogy of films Pirates of the Caribbean has a huge following and high expectations.The film still has it funny quirks and is action filled but it lacked that the heart strings feel. I am not sure if it was my adoration for Will and Elizabeth from the previous films or the tragic love story of Davy Jones and Calypso but the romance fell short and forced. Still I was very entertained and not a moment fell short of laughter or action. I just missed the emotional response of wanting to cry to grip me fully into the film.… Expand

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GrumbernBierJun 14, 2017

No 'Pirates of the Caribbean'-feeling at all.
Too many vanilla jokes, especially in the early movie, instead of the usual beloved 'outsmarted' dialogues from Jack and dumb situations/moves.
The story is superficial, the majority feels prettyNo 'Pirates of the Caribbean'-feeling at all.
Too many vanilla jokes, especially in the early movie, instead of the usual beloved 'outsmarted' dialogues from Jack and dumb situations/moves.

The story is superficial, the majority feels pretty irrelevant, the climax super artificially dramatic and the ending boringly(/awkward->even my gf said this) soppy. The structure remembers me of typical Disney-Princess-movies.

If this movie wasn't Pirates of the Caribbean, and you'd expect an okayish pirate movie with alternating comedy and adventure sequences, you'll be satisfied.
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JDSCigano666Jun 11, 2017

Dead Men Tell no Tales - Dead franchises tell tales no one is interested in. The last Pirates movie actually benefited from adapting to a well-known story, this one is a messy affair which is further hindered by dreadful performances, mostDead Men Tell no Tales - Dead franchises tell tales no one is interested in. The last Pirates movie actually benefited from adapting to a well-known story, this one is a messy affair which is further hindered by dreadful performances, most troubling of all being that of Johnny Depp. There comes a time when a beloved character needs to be put out to pasture but because this series is such a money-spinner, the over-saturation may well continue for decades to come.… Expand

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KayVen17Jun 10, 2017

Deutsche Review - Kritik Der folgende Test ist in 5 Kategorien zusammengefasst. Diese 5 Kartegorien ergeben die Gesamtpunktzahl von 0 - 100 Punkten. Um einen passenden Userscore zu geben wird auf oder abgerundet. Bei 84 Punkten ergibt dasDeutsche Review - Kritik Der folgende Test ist in 5 Kategorien zusammengefasst. Diese 5 Kartegorien ergeben die Gesamtpunktzahl von 0 - 100 Punkten. Um einen passenden Userscore zu geben wird auf oder abgerundet. Bei 84 Punkten ergibt das einen User Score von 8. Bei 86 einen von Userscore von 9. Falls eine 85 kommt entscheide ich ob ich es eher positiv oder negativ nehme. Regeln verstanden? Dann sind hier meine Punkte. Mein persönlicher Score = 78/100 Mein User Score = 8/10… Expand

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nahtan1244Jun 9, 2017

Ok. I have been a pirates fan as I think these movies are great fun and one of the better examples of good popcorn entertainment. that being said pirates of the Caribbean dead man tell no tales does a great job trying to capture the spirit ofOk. I have been a pirates fan as I think these movies are great fun and one of the better examples of good popcorn entertainment. that being said pirates of the Caribbean dead man tell no tales does a great job trying to capture the spirit of the original and does a good job in some places and falls in others. I liked how this was more of a fun straigtforward pirate romp that did not put captain jack as one of the leads but as a side character to our two main heroes. Geffory rush as barbosa was a joy to watch and much of the action while played for laughs was intense and exciting to watch. much of the cinematography was beautifully done. Jack was funnier than he was in 4 and 3. As for our two new comes i thought they did an alright job. I never felt that they reached the heights in terms of acting to kira knightly and orlando bloom but ever there romance got cringy as the movies went on. That being said many things fall flat. While javier bardem was good as the villain i did not find him particularly menacing or interesting unlike davy jones. His introduction was great but his character soon fell flat. As for the rest of the cast the acting was either really good from the likes of johnny depp and geffory rush or very serviceable. In conclusion it was a lot better than I was expecting but the director tried his best to capture the magic of the original and succeeded in some ways but failed in others. I will not be doing a review for the other films so here is how i rank them 1,2,5,3,4… Expand

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Danielhero1998Jun 9, 2017

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Pirates Of The Caribbean is one of my favorite movie franchises of all time. I loved the first 3 movies, and enjoyed parts of 4. Going into Dead Men Tell No Tales, I was really excited. It had great Norwegian directors behind it (Joachim Rønning and Espen Sandberg), the trailers were great and I was expecting a great fun ride. I left the movie really satisfied. This is the best Pirates movie since The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003).

Plot: Johnny Depp returns to the big screen as the iconic, swashbuckling anti-hero Jack Sparrow in the all-new Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales. The rip-roaring adventure finds down-on-his-luck Captain Jack feeling the winds of ill-fortune blowing strongly his way when deadly ghost sailors, led by the terrifying Captain Salazar (Javier Bardem), escape from the Devil's Triangle bent on killing every pirate at seanotably Jack. Jack's only hope of survival lies in the legendary Trident of Poseidon, but to find it he must forge an uneasy alliance with Carina Smyth (Kaya Scodelario), a brilliant and beautiful astronomer, and Henry (Brenton Thwaites), a headstrong young sailor in the Royal Navy. At the helm of the Dying Gull, his pitifully small and shabby ship, Captain Jack seeks not only to reverse his recent spate of ill fortune, but to save his very life from the most formidable and malicious foe he has ever faced.

It was full of great action, effects, humor, music, acting, it was a lot of fun, and it has a good, but complicated story. The beginning of the movie with young Henry meeting his father Will on board the Dutchman was toughing and sets up the motivation for Henry wanting the Trident perfectly. Carina's motivations for getting the Trident, while not as great as Henry's, was still good.

Jack Sparrow is the same Jack Sparrow we all know and love, and Johhny Deep is once again great as the character, Salazar was a great villain with a great motivation for wanting revenge against Jack, Henry and Carina were great new additions to the franchise, but not on the same level as Will and Elizabeth, but way better then the priest (or whatever he was) and the mermaid in On Stranger Tides. The best character in the movie was Barbossa. Geoffrey Rush is fantastic as he has been in all of the movies, and the fact that Carina is revealed to be Barbossa's daughter is fantastic, and his sacrifice at the end was great and sad.

The ending with Henry reuniting with his father (Will), and Will reuniting with Elizabeth, and Jack setting course for a new adventure was amazing and would a great ending to the Pirates Of The Caribbean franchise, but there is an after credits scene, which maybe teases a potential sixth Pirates movie with the return of fan- favorite villain Davy Jones.

Problems I have with the movie are one subplot that wasn't needed and led to nothing and an underwhelming climax compared with the other movies' climaxes.

Overall, Dead Men Tell No Tales is a great fun ride that I was never bored with. I think the critics are being way way to hard on this movie. If you love the Pirates movies, even if you weren't a fan of the 4th one, you will enjoy this movie. If you didn't like the Pirates sequels (or the Pirates movies), then this one will not change your mind. If you require movie to be serious or make sense logically, then this isn't the movie for you.

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Captain_ChaosJun 7, 2017

I love pirate films, so seeing yet another Pirates of the Caribbean was a no-brainer. Dead Men marks the fifth entry in the series, already past the point at which any series that's lasted that long often begins to come apart at the seams,I love pirate films, so seeing yet another Pirates of the Caribbean was a no-brainer. Dead Men marks the fifth entry in the series, already past the point at which any series that's lasted that long often begins to come apart at the seams, though that isn't the case here. The franchise zombie was Stranger Tides- Dead Men is a better movie overall, injecting fresh blood in the form of new leading characters. Javier Bardem delights with his talent for portraying genuinely creepy villains, and the visual effects and orchestral score once again impress in a series known for such. The series trademark mixture of swashbuckling and the supernatural is in full force here, though I think they could have done a lot more with Salazar and his ghost crew, especially when you compare them to Davy Jones and his sea-draugr. The artifact of the day also gets very little screen time and, considering who it belongs to, a token appearance by its owner would have been pretty amazing. Geoffrey Rush once again portrays the conflicted and extra sea-salty Hector Barbossa, who finally gets his moment in the sun. The weakest link in this film is actually Johnny Depp- I don't know if it's him or how they wrote Jack, but he might as well not have been in the film at all. He spends most of it in a drunken stupor and were it not for Salazar's single-minded vengeance against him, many of the characters might well have avoided hassle of the undead variety.… Expand

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SancherekJun 7, 2017

The movie wasn't bad. It was a bit interesting but the end was really disapointing and i'm not talking about Barbossa.
I'm so angry, as i'm Pole and i decided to watch the movie with dubbing. The Jack Sparrow's voice is **** there in polish dubbing.

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chess123mateJun 6, 2017

Note: I really like the first four movies.

This movie is missing what made the previous ones great: somewhat complex plots where different characters interact, each with a different motivation. Jack usually interweaves between theseNote: I really like the first four movies.

This movie is missing what made the previous ones great: somewhat complex plots where different characters interact, each with a different motivation. Jack usually interweaves between these motivations with cleverness, negotiation, and some planning. However, In this movie there was no complex plot, the plot didn't make much sense (and contradicted some of the things implied or stated in previous movies), and everyone except the evil antagonist ended up wanting the same object (and to use that object in exactly the same way, making them all allies against the antagonist). Jack has always had scenes where he cleverly plans an escape or series of actions (often surprising bystanders with his ingenuity), but there were no such scenes in this one. Jack sometimes did things that were inexplicable, but these actions were never proven to be particularly intelligent. (Possibly it was meant to be humourous?) Jack spent almost the entire movie imprisoned, tied up, or being chased - unlike other movies, Jack spent almost no time leading anyone anywhere (whether directly as Captain or indirectly as adviser/selective informer).

I found the antagonist to be distasteful. He seemed to be on a murderous rampage, not caring who got in his way. The story suggests he got a really powerful ship (before being cursed), but it didn't make sense to me. Several ships attacking his all at once should have left a dent, but didn't. The antagonist and his ship, crew, and animals that just happened to be in the area are all cursed for entering an area - but whenever anyone else enters that same area, no curse is applied. After the curse, his ship had strange abilities that make you wonder why these "curses" are always such blessings if you want to be the perfect murdering machines (their abilities were more powerful and varied even than Davy Jones's!) Whereas Blackbeard valued little life other than his own, this captain seems to be thrilled at the idea of killing anyone he deems his enemy (with what I perceive to be inconsistent morals).

There were no significant twists in the plot - it told you almost everything that was going to happen near the beginning; the rest just followed through. The plot revisited William Turner, and showed a number of things about his condition that don't add up with what the previous movies implied. What happened to Will's father? Didn't William have a job to do, that - if he fulfilled it - he wouldn't have any fish-corrosion on him (as Davy Jones did)? In the beginning, isn't William in command of the Dutchman - so why did he act like the crew was going to do some evil thing to William's son (who was visiting)?

Minor notes:
-I saw it in 3D, but found that the 3D didn't add anything to it.
-The music was fine; they managed to keep the same type of music while varying it enough from previous movies to be pleasant to listen to.
-A lot of the characters from the previous movies didn't show up in this one (and Angelica was implied to be involved in future movies based on the ending of the 4th, but wasn't).
-I didn't care for most of the ending (too much death for my liking).

Overall, the scenes didn't make much sense and very little of it was enjoyable. The beginning few scenes were fun, but they failed to introduce the elements needed to make it a good movie. As one who very much enjoyed the previous four films, I do not recommend watching this one.… Expand

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