Bleecker Street Media | Release Date: December 28, 2016
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Generally favorable reviews based on 217 Ratings
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BroyaxMay 27, 2020
Attention, c'est avec Machintruc, la tête de con qui jouait dans les super mauvais Star Wars repris et redigérés, redémoulés et recrachés par la moulinette Disney à faire du fric sur le dos des moutons qui aiment se faire tondre à regarder deAttention, c'est avec Machintruc, la tête de con qui jouait dans les super mauvais Star Wars repris et redigérés, redémoulés et recrachés par la moulinette Disney à faire du fric sur le dos des moutons qui aiment se faire tondre à regarder de la merde !

Oui, donc, le blaireau à tronche de cake, je comprends pourquoi il a été choisi pour ce film (d'auteur à la con) c'est parce qu'il joue ici un invité à dîner du mercredi soir, catégorie champion du monde qui vient de gagner un abonnement d'au moins deux ans à tous les dîners du pays...

En effet, c'est un chauffeur de bus mais surtout un putain de poète comme on en fait plus ! il écrit des poèmes d'amour à propos d'allumettes et de boîtes d'allumettes ; il fait aussi de la pure poésie en parlant des marques de boîtes d'allumettes (parce qu'il les connaît toutes) des couleurs et décorations de chaque boîte comme s'il les avait créées lui-même ! quel putain de poète !

Et à part ça, me direz-vous, eh bien rien, absolument rien du tout à voir ou signaler puisqu'entre regarder une télé éteinte et cette connerie pitoyable à deux de tension de film intellomerdo de mes deux, il n'y a aucune différence : on s'est endormi !
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Benkoko11Feb 23, 2017
Driver plays a driver named Paterson in Paterson; a sleepy celebration of routine and ordinariness that amounts to little more than an excercise in cockamamie intellectualism. The poems aren’t even good.
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DeadvargasMay 22, 2017
Paterson is a movie about ordinary people, with ordinary stories, and that's about it. No ambition, no excitement. For the most, the males are portrayed in a modern hopeless and needy fashion, where they drown their mediocrity in a beer glassPaterson is a movie about ordinary people, with ordinary stories, and that's about it. No ambition, no excitement. For the most, the males are portrayed in a modern hopeless and needy fashion, where they drown their mediocrity in a beer glass every night.

It's an uninspiring flick that will make you feel like peeking into the life of no one special.
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gameplayer85Feb 2, 2017
Aimless story that leads you to nowhere and left wondering was there point to watching this movie? You'll be left on the edge of your seat waiting for a momment that never comes. Don't waste your time on this film like i wasted mine.
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TheWaffleApr 1, 2017
Alfred Hitchcock once said "what is drama but life with the dull bits cut out." Paterson is life with all the interesting bits cut out. This could have made a great short at 5 minutes or a decent film essay about mundanity at 20 minutes, butAlfred Hitchcock once said "what is drama but life with the dull bits cut out." Paterson is life with all the interesting bits cut out. This could have made a great short at 5 minutes or a decent film essay about mundanity at 20 minutes, but at 118 minutes this movie is like watching glaciers melt. If Paterson achieves anything, it will make you remember why people love Hollywood blockbusters. Life is boring enough without taking two hours to watch a boring bus driver write boring poetry in a boring place. This is a film that only a critic could love. Expand
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icotzabbJul 3, 2021
Hopelessly dull and bizarre. Unless theres some kind of dimension im totally not recognizing, not a single frame gave me anything but pain and mental fatigue. I can only hope that this was some "woke" fantasy world, because at least then itHopelessly dull and bizarre. Unless theres some kind of dimension im totally not recognizing, not a single frame gave me anything but pain and mental fatigue. I can only hope that this was some "woke" fantasy world, because at least then it would have some kind of purpose, no matter how insulting and artless the finished product. Expand
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