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DarkskillFeb 27, 2021

Paul w. anderson and his wife strike again and ruin yet another movie adaptation of a game which could be a master piece if it was directed by a real director not by this moron, after COMPLETELY ruining the Resident Evil movies i neverPaul w. anderson and his wife strike again and ruin yet another movie adaptation of a game which could be a master piece if it was directed by a real director not by this moron, after COMPLETELY ruining the Resident Evil movies i never thought anyone would want his movie to be directed by this moron but yet again capcom let him to ruin another IP… Expand

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Master_YogurtaFeb 24, 2021

I expected the film to be about nothing, and my expectations were met. As a film, it is mediocre at best. But as a movie based on of monster hunter universe it's just rubbish. For whatever it takes - everything is done through the ass, exceptI expected the film to be about nothing, and my expectations were met. As a film, it is mediocre at best. But as a movie based on of monster hunter universe it's just rubbish. For whatever it takes - everything is done through the ass, except perhaps for the monster models. As far as I remember, the developers took out the director's brains to make the design of the monsters as close to the game as possible.
I would also like to plunge the soundtrack into the mud. There is no proof of a hero remix at all. The whole movie plays some kind of rip-off on daft punk. It feels like the technical task for the soundtrack was written like this:
- yo man, we need an OST for a new movie
- what genre?
- don’t you care?
- say no more

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LordEckeJul 2, 2021

Please don't support Paul ws.s Anderson and his terrible films! Also his wife is a trerible actress. It has nothing to do with the Monster Hunter Series.

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TachikomaMar 4, 2021

Monste Hunter is one of the worst films I've ever witnessed. Bad effects, poorly acted and insulting to the source in every way with such clichés as introducing a non-Earthling to chocolate and seeing them marvel at Velcro. 3/10. Paul W. S.Monste Hunter is one of the worst films I've ever witnessed. Bad effects, poorly acted and insulting to the source in every way with such clichés as introducing a non-Earthling to chocolate and seeing them marvel at Velcro. 3/10. Paul W. S. Anderson truly is the big-budget Uwe Boll.… Expand

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kamhaghMar 21, 2021

THIS WAS THE SINGLE worst movie of my entire life
my expectations were low BUT HOLY WOW I am still disappointed.
This movie was so bad it ruined the actual game for me the first half of the movie is US military propaganda, The rest is justTHIS WAS THE SINGLE worst movie of my entire life
my expectations were low BUT HOLY WOW I am still disappointed.
This movie was so bad it ruined the actual game for me
the first half of the movie is US military propaganda, The rest is just horrible movie cliches and fighting scenes.

there's this one character who just keeps saying monster names that's his entire character.
EVEN THE PLAICOS in this game were not cute like the original. they treated it like a horror movie at the beginning and just gross for the rest of it.
they only included 2 weapons (great sword, without the cool spinny move and dual blades)

it was soooooooooooooo bad.
I was expecting this movie to be a 4-5/10 but I'm not exaggerating. it's literally the worst movie I have EVER watched. I liked the Warcraft movie, despite the small differences in the lore that ones a 8/10-7/10 to me at least. this... this is genuinely a zero.

at least the monster sound effects and roars and textures were the same as the game.… Expand

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BroyaxApr 23, 2021

Encore l’une de ces (mauvaises) adaptations de jeu vidéo au cinéma ! ce n’est pas nouveau et on s’y attendait ! c’est le contraire qui aurait été surprenant… ou complètement anormal. Rien à « voir » donc ici dans ce « Monster Hunter » sinonEncore l’une de ces (mauvaises) adaptations de jeu vidéo au cinéma ! ce n’est pas nouveau et on s’y attendait ! c’est le contraire qui aurait été surprenant… ou complètement anormal. Rien à « voir » donc ici dans ce « Monster Hunter » sinon un scénar bricolé par quelques stagiaires qui ne se sont pas relu et n’ont rien compris aux conneries qu’ils avaient écrites ; de toute façon, ils avaient la tête dans le cul.

Jovovich est en pilote automatique et Jaa, l’acteur thaïlandais est plutôt un faire-valoir qui fait des pirouettes ; de toute façon, ils se reposent sur les effets spéciaux et tout le film se repose sur les effets spéciaux ; etle reste, tout le reste, ils s’en battent les couilles.

Il ne faut pas s’étonner alors du désastre mais plutôt de son étendue… à perte de vue. Notons cependant que c’est tiré d’une série de jeux japonais particulièrement idiots, cons et injouables, des tas de merde à n’en plus finir, ceci expliquant cela sans doute. Mais tout de même !

Le pire dans tout cela, c’est la réalisation très agitée qui donne mal à la tête : du « cut and move » dans toute son horreur ! la caméra a le tournis et la gerbe et le montage est sur-découpé avec des « pointes » à 4 ou 5 plans par seconde… horrible vous dis-je !… Expand

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ZoubakinMay 22, 2021

This movie is absolute garbage, if you have never played the game it's a cheesy movie with no story and terrible actors. If you have played the games it's nothing short of a spit in the face. CGI is ok and monsters and weapons look as they should.

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VahlApr 24, 2021

F*ck this movie and Paul WS Anderson so hard... As a longtime fan of the Monster Hunter series, I was terrified of the day that Hollywood would come around to bastardize this glorious franchise. Why the hell did it have to be Paul WSF*ck this movie and Paul WS Anderson so hard... As a longtime fan of the Monster Hunter series, I was terrified of the day that Hollywood would come around to bastardize this glorious franchise. Why the hell did it have to be Paul WS Anderson? This movie was completely unnecessary. Absolutely nobody except the producers with dollar signs in their eyes wanted this film.

Where do I even begin, I legit don't remember the main character's name and I'm not even 100% sure that we're ever even told her name in the first place. This film has zero plot whatsoever, it just limps around sh*tting it's self along the way. With the turds being what I think is supposed to resemble monster hunts? The "hunts" are so hard to follow with constant jump cuts and nonsense. Each monster has a single roar that is just repeated full boar the entire fight. The music is all uninspired and generic action wub wubs.

Now on to what pissed me off with this film... How the f*ck is this supposed to represent Monster Hunter? This isn't Monster Hunter, it's goddamn Gate. There is so little Monster Hunter anything in this film outside of a few monsters and like 3 weapons that are generic iron weapons. You can tell that Paul played MHW for like 2 hours and that was it. The lack of knowledge is shocking to me, how do you get away with making a film adaptation with such little understanding of the source material? The Diablos straight up tries to eat them at one point, never mind that fact that Diablos are herbivores. The film then acts like Rathalos is the ultimate end all monster and terrified by all. Come on, I eat Rathalos steaks for breakfast.

The absolute number one thing that broke me though, was the ending. Holy Sh*t the ending made my blood boil, they just suddenly throw in Gore F*cking Magala into the mix as a teaser of a sequel that will never get made. F*ck you Paul, Gore Magala... really? The fact that they had Gore Magala just thrown in shows the lack of Monster Hunter knowledge. For those that don't know, there's a little thing called the Frenzy Virus that is caused by Gore Magala. It basically radiates this deadly fart dust that causes painful death that slowly kills those infected as they go mentally insane. This is always a sign of a Gore Magala, always! In the lore, entire cities and towns were abandoned due to Gore Magala and his cooties. This film made me want to become an alcoholic so that I'd forget it's existence.

Thank you for listening to my 37 minute rant about why Paul WS Anderson is an assh*le. I hope you enjoyed reading it as much as I will enjoy this bottle of rum I bought to try and forget this film exists.… Expand

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LajouasseMar 1, 2021

J'avais regardé 1h une soirée et le reste le lendemain. Et ça veut tout dire, j'ai pas pu regarder en entier en une fois.
Le film est loin de l'univers du jeu et il y a beaucoup trop d'interprétation, les incohérences trop nombreuses, des cutJ'avais regardé 1h une soirée et le reste le lendemain. Et ça veut tout dire, j'ai pas pu regarder en entier en une fois.
Le film est loin de l'univers du jeu et il y a beaucoup trop d'interprétation, les incohérences trop nombreuses, des cut scènes partout tout le temps, la musique qu'est ce qui c'est passé????, des deus machina qui montre clairement qu'ils voulaient pas s'embêtaient avec certaines explications et certaines scènes.
Ce qui est énervant c'est la gue-guerre entre les personnages qui sert à rien à part perdre du temps dans l'histoire et les éléments importants de l'univers de Monster Hunter. Et c'est là que tu comprends que le réalisateur ne doit pas connaitre le jeu ou alors si il le connait, n'a rien retenu ou n'en avait rien à faire.
Ne trouvant pas de solution pour expliquer certaines choses pourtant simple quand tu connais l'univers du jeu, le réalisateur fait du remplissage et parfois nous sort du deus machina pour clôturer une situation et ce qui amène parfois à du WTF.
Après je mettrais quand même un bon point sur l'humour.
Le jeu d'acteur bah c'est bien sans plus, même si par moment on a l'impression que les acteurs sont un peu paumés car ils jouent sur fond vert. On voit qu'ils cherchent un peu à se placer et les interactions avec le virtuel (vide) n'est pas très bien jouer.
Pour les effets spéciaux c'est beau, les paysages sont très bien rendu, il y a clairement eu le budget. Même si la post prod et encore passer par là pour foirer certaines scènes. Dommage.
Pour les dialogues c'est pas terrible, ça tourne en rond, ça parle pour rien dire, parfois ça n'a même ni queue ni tête et même à un moment vers le milieu du film ils disent carrément l'inverse de ce qu'ils avaient dit juste avant.
90% du film ce concentre sur l'histoire du personnage principal et voila. Euh et ce qui fait la licence? Le monde/univers MH? Les origines? pourquoi ce monde? pourquoi les chasseurs? les armes? l'ancienne civilisation? Pouvoir? la traque? la guilde? les monstres (espèces, variant, caractéristiques, spécificité, origine...)? etc... on en parle ou pas? bah quasi pas. Si vous cherchez à connaitre l'univers de MH passer votre chemin, par contre si vous voulez connaitre l'histoire d'un perso ça peut vous intéressez. C'est très autocentrer.
Ensuite la musique bon bah voila voila...
En gros un film d'action plutôt classique dans sa construction. On sent le film qui profite d'une licence pour faire parler de lui et donner un prétexte à faire un film gros budget. Malheureusement on tombe dans les travers classique du "on fourni aucun scénar, aucun background, on concentre tout sur les personnages, la baston et la 3D".
Dommage parce que la licence à vraiment du potentiel pour faire quelques chose de complet et offrir plusieurs possibilité de scénario en ce concentrant sur tel ou tel sujet du lore.… Expand

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PanchogulMar 12, 2021

Por lo general me gusta la dupla de Paul w.s Anderson y Milla Jovovich, pero esta vez fue una completa decepción, pese a los grandiosos efectos especiales y escenas de acción, no transmite nada salvo un profundo aburrimiento.

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cyberjonesyDec 29, 2020

Yet another video game franchise butchered by Hollywood. This movie was so bad that I stopped watching it after 20 minutes as I could not bear listening to the incredibly bad dialogues. The story has nothing to do with the video gameYet another video game franchise butchered by Hollywood. This movie was so bad that I stopped watching it after 20 minutes as I could not bear listening to the incredibly bad dialogues. The story has nothing to do with the video game franchise either. They took a brand and made something completely different with it. This movie is atrocious and should be forced upon prison residents as torture.… Expand

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DaveAusJan 3, 2021

Terrible film. The character building early on is very cheesy and poorly done and ultimately pointless. Treating the Monster Hunter IP as a different dimension so lame. The cgi and fight scenes look good still, but the speed up and slow down,Terrible film. The character building early on is very cheesy and poorly done and ultimately pointless. Treating the Monster Hunter IP as a different dimension so lame. The cgi and fight scenes look good still, but the speed up and slow down, shaky cam all make it look so cheap in motion.… Expand

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MystoganxDec 26, 2020

The film is literally worth it. As a fan of the Monster Hunter saga I feel like denouncing you. Looking at it with a non-fan eye I feel like stopping after 2 minutes. Watching my goldfish swimming in the aquarium is also more interesting.The film is literally worth it. As a fan of the Monster Hunter saga I feel like denouncing you. Looking at it with a non-fan eye I feel like stopping after 2 minutes. Watching my goldfish swimming in the aquarium is also more interesting. It's the classic **** American with military and weapons, added a couple of random things from the video game, a meaningless story, actions made by the characters without meaning. I strongly hope they don't continue with more junk like that. Grade 1 is for graphics only.… Expand

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TheQuietGamerDec 27, 2020

This is less a movie, and more one of those cinematic E3 trailers stretched out to feature length. The plot is literally no deeper than the simple synopsis you can read online. So little thought went into the writing that there isn't even aThis is less a movie, and more one of those cinematic E3 trailers stretched out to feature length. The plot is literally no deeper than the simple synopsis you can read online. So little thought went into the writing that there isn't even a conclusion. The credits just start rolling in the middle of a big battle. You might think there's some kind of issue going on at your theater when they first pop up, but then the stinger hidden a few seconds in makes it clear that's actually where they decided to leave things. So don't expect any sort of resolution or explanation behind anything.

It also couldn't have gotten off on more wrong of a foot with me if it tried, as it quickly throws us in with a group of generic, cringe worthy tough guys and gals that embody the worst of military/soldier stereotypes. None of whom can act. Mercifully, the majority of them are killed off early on, leaving us with Milla Jovovich in the protagonist role as Cpt. Artemis and her costar Tony Jaa to carry the action forward. Unfortunately, both of them are portraying individuals so bland they might as well be actual avatars in a video game. There are no real characters to be found here. At least their chemistry is somewhat cute.

About the only thing I can praise in this whole mess outside of some silly humor and the adorable "Meowscular Chef" are the visuals. The film is legitimately stunning to look at. Particularly whenever it breaks away from the sterile desert environment. The monster CGI is so good that it even blows the latest Godzilla and Kong movies out of the water. It's clear the budget went here rather than the script.

This being a Paul W. S. Anderson film and given my enjoyment of his other works, I expected to have some nice things to say about the action as well. However, I ultimately found all of it to be a bunch of visual noise where each sequence and setpiece was designed to replace a plot, rather than serve one. As evident by the section where Jaa and Jovovich spend what feels like an eternity beating the crap out of each other rather than going ahead and teaming up to escape their predicament like we all know they're going to do anyways.

Without a plot to follow or heroes to invest in, Monster Hunter has been left with nothing but its good looks to fill that void and an 1h 45m running time. As pretty as it's sights are they prove not enough to get the job done. There actually needed to be something of substance here to back them up. The lack of any real, meaningful, or even entertaining content to be found left me with a genuine and inexplicable sense of embarrassment to have been in attendance despite being the only person other than the family member I brought with me in the theater at the time. If that's not good enough a reason to stay home and play one of the video games this is based on instead, I don't know what is.

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TtttttttDec 30, 2020

its a ws Andrew's movie, a worse resident evil movie (somehow) would be the only way to describe it

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marcelokDec 27, 2020

Horrible plot. Horrible villains. The first one was a better movie in every aspect

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kalisDec 29, 2020

Really disappointed by the way they treat the monster hunter IP. The monster hunter has it's lore and story, why make something so simple and out of the setting.

The only redemption is the guy teaching the main actress how to fight the monster.

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AlexmelingJan 16, 2021

Es mala... mala no lo siguiente es asquerosa.... es una ofensa a los juegos. Sin mencionar lo mala y tediosa que se vuelve la historia

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Nobilis1984Mar 4, 2021

Anyone who knows the director and his wife already knows that the film is no good.
Jovovich stars in a primitive action flick, and her husband directs it.
Qualitatively, it rides on the last Resident Evil and has only primitive action toAnyone who knows the director and his wife already knows that the film is no good.
Jovovich stars in a primitive action flick, and her husband directs it.
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rak_ibApr 14, 2021

Bad movie.I watched it in 3D at cinema hall & still regret it.The film has nothing good to offer expect some huge monster killing scenes that provide very little entertainment. Milla Jovovich & Tony Jaa did above average acting but it allBad movie.I watched it in 3D at cinema hall & still regret it.The film has nothing good to offer expect some huge monster killing scenes that provide very little entertainment. Milla Jovovich & Tony Jaa did above average acting but it all goes in vain as the story screen play dialogue along with direction was so poor.Skip this movie at any cost! or watch at your own risk!… Expand

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evad33Apr 17, 2021

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. No plowage! Do not waste your time on this it is **** poooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo :)… Expand

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BarnobeeApr 21, 2021

This Movie = ****
Paul W.S. Anderson - ****
But monsters and sound is perfect.

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MeritCobaMar 3, 2021

There is Paul William Scott Anderson and there is that other Anderson: Paul Thomas Anderson. While the former consistently makes movies that are fluff, to his defense: they do make a profit. The latter does make acclaimed movies, but they areThere is Paul William Scott Anderson and there is that other Anderson: Paul Thomas Anderson. While the former consistently makes movies that are fluff, to his defense: they do make a profit. The latter does make acclaimed movies, but they are far less profitable. Paul was once asked a nicer version of: why do you make rubbish(while you can do better( see Mortal Kombat or Event Horizon))? He defended himself with a nicer packaged answer than this: rubbish is my trademark. And he does make a profit. I would wager that Monster Hunter will do too. Not in the democratic world where it gets panned for what it is: rubbish. But more in that countries were fluff is pushed as the daily drug: it is a movie that will slide through the censorships with such ease that you might think it was a lubricated and then slide down an ice sheet set at a right angle. Unless the bureaucrats perceive something as a jab. Maybe the monsters are the government? No, No, that will not do! The follow up for Paul's answer could have been: it might be less rubbish if you let someone competent do the writing(see Mortal Kombat or Even Horizon.) Seems that after having mauled the Resident Evil franchise with your lackluster attempts at writing you might have either learned to be better or to give up and let someone with writing skills in on the movie. But Paul just learned something else. What if there is no story at all? Paul has actually outdone himself with this one. If his previous movies were badly written, this movie is not written at all. Maybe even unwritten? The writing is not merely bad... it is not there. This is not even like the way Abrams handled the Rise of Skywalker: no story: just plot. This is like a twisted version of a Bay movie: no story, no plot: just explosions.

The incompetence of the writing is so avoidable that it baffles. One example suffices. The movie starts out with a bunch of generic American soldiers. They get introduced to us in a lackluster manner showing that they are in every way a cliché. Next they get killed of so quickly that you have to slow down the movie to see what happens to them. It is like snap: they are gone. Near the end of the movie we get introduced to another group of warriors. Perhaps it is better to say: made aware of. They look all diverse and interesting, but they are not introduced to us: they are just there. No names, nothing. Now compare this to the colonial marines in Aliens. We get introduced to a group of overconfident gung ho warriors that are all bluster, but as they go up against the aliens, they get more personality as the story unfold and they realize that they are in deep trouble. This makes the audience feel it when they get killed. They are not stereotypes, but people. And even if you kill them off early in the movie, at least introduce the new group or just leave them out.

The writing is so not there. Milla's character is a blank sheet. The Asian warrior she meets is a blank sheet. Nobody has any kind of personality or any kind of character arc. They are not there.

And if you think: hey it is a monster movie.. that is what this is about.
Well, there are two monsters in this movie. And a bunch of creepy large spiders. And they are just that. Monsters that are there and indestructible. They basically take up most of the screen time to get killed. Not in a fascinating way. All the fancy weapons do nothing to them. Only a well aimed arrow can kill them. Yep. My take on this: this movie is aimed for China, where the money is to be made. The cliche American military gets wiped out at the start and end(when even tanks and helicopters get destroyed by da dragon) because hey: it is aimed for China, where this probably invokes giggles. Otherwise Paul avoided writing so it can get past the censors. If there is nothing there, it can't be banned. Now Paul hopes it probably gets to be a franchise, just like transformers. And one wonders if sucking up to China so you can get your movie past the censors becomes some kind of morally abject action? Ah well. To quote Scriptwriter guy from Pitch Meetings whenever Producer Guy starts to have moral qualms: money.. just think money. Oh.. Ron Perlman is also in it. Don't expect anything from it. He is just there for the trailer. He cashed in and checked out.… Expand