Mail Order Bride
Small Planet Pictures | Release Date: November 21, 2003 CRITIC SCORE DISTRIBUTION
9
METASCORE
Overwhelming dislike based on 6 Critic Reviews
Positive:
0
Mixed:
0
Negative:
6
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20
Village VoiceNat Johnson
The hapless goodfella-in-training is as unsuccessful at fulfilling his uncle's wishes as the star and co-director, Robert Capelli Jr., is at delivering punchlines. Read full review
20
TV Guide MagazineMaitland McDonagh
This amateurish comedy features some amazing sequences shot in Moscow. But everything else about it is second rate. Read full review
20
The Hollywood ReporterFrank Scheck
Ultimately unable to overcome both its amateurish qualities and its overly familiar elements. Read full review
20
VarietyRonnie Scheib
Dismally unfunny cross-cultural farce posits stupidity as the universal language. Read full review
12
New York PostMegan Lehmann
As if the witless cultural stereotypes weren't bad enough, misogyny is rampant -- bare-breasted women abound, yet the protagonist remains fully clothed while having a bullet removed from his butt. Read full review
10
The New York TimesStephen Holden
Might have generated a laugh or two had it not forced the actors into uncomfortable extremes of caricature. Read full review
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