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Kilr0yMay 21, 2019

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. There is gratuitous violence, and then there is John Wick 3. I would have walked out if I were not there with my girlfriend. This movie is meant to desensitize its viewers against the most horrible violence imaginable. Scenes are left in simply for the shock value at such incomprehensible gore. One is left with just a sick feeling of how so much death could be so glossed over in the movie. Personally, I couldn't keep watching as brains kept being sprayed all over the place for no reason other than to show it. We are left wondering...even in a movie where our disbelief is suspended, how exactly could these people be so horribly incompetent? John Wick kills 150 people, and walks away without a second thought at any point. About 50% of the dead could have easily killed Wick if they were even slightly competent or paying attention. By the end, characters practically break the fourth wall at glorifying Wick and passing up a free pass at having killed him. What happened to the $15M bounty? Why haven't they pulled the trigger? How stupid do they think we are? By the end, they don't even bother to dance around the incompetence anymore...it is as though the dead went into it knowing that their sole purpose was to add to the body count. We are told the killing is necessary because they are trying to kill Wick, but that ends up feeling like just a convenient excuse for 2 hours of pure, vacuous killing. The plot ends up feeling secondary, or tertiary even. This movie is BAD. Extremely bad. The quality of the cinematography does not make up for the absolutely senseless and unnecessary vacuous violence. The first film had a "cool" feel to it with the violence being just one part of the overall picture. By film #3, we are left with killing for the sake of showing killing. The cinematography does not make this movie an 8 out of 10, just like making a shiny, cool cigarette ad is not automatically quality film-making. This movie is essentially one big, glossy, cool cigarette ad with nonstop killing. It is a completely empty vessel with senseless violence. This is precisely the kind of drivel that society should be ashamed to glorify.… Expand

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Godsman00May 29, 2019

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. This movie started out like you'd hope. Full of what made the last 2 great.... then it changed dramatically. They destroy the character they've developed over 2.5 movies and it gets very hokey with the villain. He makes decisions he would never make. Honestly it's like everybody just phoned it in after the halfway mark just to make a very weak setup for a 4th movie. I even got tired of the repetitive fighting and pointlessness. People are literally killed by knife blood spraying into the air in the middle of a busy train station with people walking less than 5 feet away from it, out in the open, but not one person even reacts????? Why do people like this movie?? There are even times where even though the built story element of the bad guys being very practical and ruthless some enemies just literally stop when they have him dead just to let him stand up and have another chance to defeat them..... twice in one fight even. Its such a shame.… Expand

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AngelfaceMay 25, 2019

A bit dissapointed that the story line got blurred in Chapter 3 by too much fighting and violence. The end was also not inspiring, so I hope the producers get back to the original reason why Wick returned to the job after being out for 5A bit dissapointed that the story line got blurred in Chapter 3 by too much fighting and violence. The end was also not inspiring, so I hope the producers get back to the original reason why Wick returned to the job after being out for 5 years. I think that should be his justification for wanting to live and not rhe memories of his dead wife.… Expand

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Brent_MarchantMay 30, 2019

If "pornography" is truly defined in "having no redeeming social value," then this positively awful release would most certainly qualify. The film's simplistic, virtually nonexistent plot, endless fight sequences that quickly becomeIf "pornography" is truly defined in "having no redeeming social value," then this positively awful release would most certainly qualify. The film's simplistic, virtually nonexistent plot, endless fight sequences that quickly become repetitive and boring, endlessly gratuitous violence, and monotone acting by the protagonist combine to transform what should be a compelling action thriller into a tasteless snooze that had me checking my watch more than a few times. With the exception of a few intriguing supporting performances and the occasional infusion of humor, this one has nothing (and I do mean nothing) else to offer. Many dissenting critics have said this plays like a video game version of the franchise, which seems like an all-too-fitting description. Unless you have a penchant for watching senseless, recurring, brutal violence run amok, save your money.… Expand

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JOHN1941Jun 10, 2019

THE THEATER TEMPERATURE WAS JUST RIGHT FOR A CHANGE. The movie was a waste of time. Silly gunsters and karate nuts and knife thrusters galore to inane ends.

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HillelJul 2, 2019

The original John Wick was a clever, small revenge genre film - you killed my dog, so I'm gonna kill you and anyone else who gets in my way. John Wick 2 tried to turn this into The Matrix - a whole universe of assassins. Unfortunately ChapterThe original John Wick was a clever, small revenge genre film - you killed my dog, so I'm gonna kill you and anyone else who gets in my way. John Wick 2 tried to turn this into The Matrix - a whole universe of assassins. Unfortunately Chapter 3 continues this trend toward needless baroque complication of the original idea. I like Reeves and the fight scenes are great, but the attempt at extending the already ornate plot of the second film is a flop.… Expand

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AvodeskormMay 17, 2019

Heavily inspired by Bruce Lee's Enter the Dragon. Yet it lacks the subtle artistic/cinematic visual communication that Bruce's expressions and movements contained.

This gives me two thoughts: The direction is unoriginal, and the actionHeavily inspired by Bruce Lee's Enter the Dragon. Yet it lacks the subtle artistic/cinematic visual communication that Bruce's expressions and movements contained.

This gives me two thoughts: The direction is unoriginal, and the action scenes add nothing to the story and cinema itself.

Story should be incorporated into the action scenes. John Wick 3 contains either only action scenes or 'talky' story scenes. The filmmakers are competent, but sadly cannot make a holistic or artistically sophisticated film.… Expand

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seburoJun 5, 2019

I really have been disappointed with this movie. The plot seems to go nowhere, John has reached inmortality and with it the inability of fight efficiently. Why shoot a goon in the back when you have just blown his face off? The fuzziness ofI really have been disappointed with this movie. The plot seems to go nowhere, John has reached inmortality and with it the inability of fight efficiently. Why shoot a goon in the back when you have just blown his face off? The fuzziness of the plot and the lack of purpose of our hero has spoiled the movie for me. I'll just stick to the first.… Expand

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wILWilJun 9, 2019

---The latest John Wicke III flick (Parabellum) is so-corny-at-times-it-hurts’; + this despite lovely inherent ‘locales’ like N.Y. ‘s rooftops & the Moroccan desert. –A shallow ‘Hale Berry’ obviously ‘tagged-on’ to this ‘Wicke’ sequel---The latest John Wicke III flick (Parabellum) is so-corny-at-times-it-hurts’; + this despite lovely inherent ‘locales’ like N.Y. ‘s rooftops & the Moroccan desert. –A shallow ‘Hale Berry’ obviously ‘tagged-on’ to this ‘Wicke’ sequel simply-so-as-to-IMPRESS (+ remind us she ‘s still ‘saleable’ material cinema-wise) inasmuch as her role calls for the effortless shooting of scads/ scores of bad-guys point-blank in the head --- i.e.: a Wicke ‘mainstay’ (which he ‘d carried off w/ aplomb in Chapter II; …itself a ‘novelty’ carry-over from Matt Damon ‘s ‘Bourne’ series, methinks). –‘Berry’ should ‘ve been knocked-off right from the start so as to make this movie, (if anything), ‘mainstream plausible’! -Yet, then again, so should ‘ve Harrison Ford in ‘Return of the Jedi’ (early-80s), as well~!
***'Sloppy' to say the least!***
-Either Keanu Reeves is getting old, else he simply could ‘nt give a ‘hootenany’ anymore --- whereby he could ‘ve INSTEAD come-across as ‘realistic’ --- in the especially-latter fight-scenes, the which require quick synchronization synergism; …+ wherein Japanese assassins outright ‘had’ him at every angle (…yet would somehow ‘pause’ mid-way so as to let Keanu catch-his-breathe; …whereupon he could then, in-turn, assail them anew, unbelievably!). –The opening 'interplay’ w/ a ‘jumbo’ Russian hitman ‘did’ impress, though! -Like: Were the producers simply trying to re-create the ‘palatable’ video-game, incessant-fight-scenes-style of ‘Wicke Chapter II’ back in the labyrinths of Rome? -Was a ‘deadline’ (for quick-release, distribution & profits) more significant than getting properly-rehearsed fight-scenes right? Well ‘phooey’ to them; the bastards!… Expand

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grove2121May 17, 2019

I watched it. This is what i think about it. It's bad. Whatever you call it: Netflix adaptation/idocracy/ Gun Circus. First chapter was convincing. Second one had some stupidity i've forgiven it for. But this time it comes to a moment whenI watched it. This is what i think about it. It's bad. Whatever you call it: Netflix adaptation/idocracy/ Gun Circus. First chapter was convincing. Second one had some stupidity i've forgiven it for. But this time it comes to a moment when you just want to stand up and say: "That's not what i want to watch". A lot of inappropriate gags. Characters act retarded at some scenes. Film's atmosphere breaks too often with stupid character's actions. Even russian Brat 1/2 looks more convincing that JW3. There are a lot of jokes like "Wait a sec i'm gonna stand up and we fight" or like [FLIPS MORPHEUS]. And there was a scene where they got slugs and shotgun instead 5.56/5.45/7,62/5,7 or anything else with such motivation "We need armor piercing bullets". Excuse me armor piercing? Slugs? Gauge? I have no words. I could just forgive Wick's bulletproof suit just cause "Oh it's just a fairytale so everything looks cool". But when 90% of this is more like of fairy tale it's not JOHN WICK THE MOVIE. IT'S JOHN WICK FROM FORTNITE THE MOVIE. Totally surrealistic. Won't write spoilers. Camera moves great, cgi is KIND OF ok (no it's not. Blood splashes and other things sometimes feel like cheap indian movie.). All in all it's bad. I waited whole year expecting some AAA product. But i just got some raw burito. They wiped the whole first chapter by a little snap of their fingers. Just forget, burn and bury the idea of watching this movie.… Expand

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OlivierPielJul 10, 2019

It's apparently "good taste" amongst snobs to call this "a symphony of violence", but the fighting scenes seem as utterly dumb and unrealistic as Kung fu movies. Also lazily copying Blade runner cinematography. A big YAWN. Thank God I didn'tIt's apparently "good taste" amongst snobs to call this "a symphony of violence", but the fighting scenes seem as utterly dumb and unrealistic as Kung fu movies. Also lazily copying Blade runner cinematography. A big YAWN. Thank God I didn't pay for this.… Expand

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NachybayJul 21, 2019

I didn't know directors still make movies like this. The director of this film should be ashamed of himself for being lazy and lousy not to come up with anything new and original in this last movie franchise. What exactly is the point of thisI didn't know directors still make movies like this. The director of this film should be ashamed of himself for being lazy and lousy not to come up with anything new and original in this last movie franchise. What exactly is the point of this John Wick 3? A repetition of part 2? Senseless killings and almost untouchable characters? Do they really think we are stupid? One person goes on a spree killing everybody in his part. The violence too was pointless. This is the worst film I've watched this year and I regret watching. Waste of two precious hours.… Expand

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kriereSep 21, 2019

purchased this movie without hesitation, after I watched it was extremely disappointed! This was the worst movie I watched in a long time. Non-stop shooting, invincible heroes with little to no story!? Got bored after first 10 mins. Pleasepurchased this movie without hesitation, after I watched it was extremely disappointed! This was the worst movie I watched in a long time. Non-stop shooting, invincible heroes with little to no story!? Got bored after first 10 mins. Please don't make movies like this one.… Expand

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EludiumQ36Oct 26, 2019

How does Keanu keep getting work?! Never have I ever... seen so many stunt fighters work their a$$ off trying to make Keanu look good. This guy can't act, can't dialogue, can't emote, can't even sell a fight scene, looks 25lbs heavy, and yetHow does Keanu keep getting work?! Never have I ever... seen so many stunt fighters work their a$$ off trying to make Keanu look good. This guy can't act, can't dialogue, can't emote, can't even sell a fight scene, looks 25lbs heavy, and yet he still gets a franchise built around him! WTH?! The film itself is just guns/knives/swords/violence porn - the underlying story doesn't even make good sense, the director just phoned this one in, and the casting director was just absent - almost no one was right for the part. Personally, I'm done with Wick and just about anything KR, let's just hope he doesn't fk up Matrix 4. Hell, I'm not even sure KR can pull off the new Bill & Ted flick, ugh.… Expand

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MeritCobaDec 9, 2019

I stopped watching this after ten minutes. The big problem with the movie is that they didn't even attempt to make it look right. One of the earlier chase sequences has Wick run down a street. He then gets hit by one car and immediate by aI stopped watching this after ten minutes. The big problem with the movie is that they didn't even attempt to make it look right. One of the earlier chase sequences has Wick run down a street. He then gets hit by one car and immediate by a second. Without anything to show for. The people in the cars then let him get up and run into a nearby stable before giving chase. How nice of them.
The people inside the stable then react like gun wielding goons are a daily occurrence you do not need to worry about. Probably they have seem too much Wick already. Next Wick takes a horse and gallops down a street while being hunted down by two motorcycles. Where do these guy comes from? Well, they were visible watching Wick going in and then exciting that stable. How did they know he would be there? How did they know he would come out? Who cares.
Next we see clearly that the cars to either side to the chase scene are all parked and have their headlights on. Every scene feels fake. Like when someone is surrounded by five thugs who all wait in turn to get a whipping. It has been done to death. Try something else.
The first movie felt like a graceful dance, this feels like a drunken swagger.… Expand

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Mrki93Feb 19, 2020

Endured until the 1:25 mark and just shut it down. It felt like watching someone play, lets say, Max Payne on god mode for hour and a half. The knives fight was entertaining, the horse one OK, and Casablanca one cringy as hell. The endlessEndured until the 1:25 mark and just shut it down. It felt like watching someone play, lets say, Max Payne on god mode for hour and a half. The knives fight was entertaining, the horse one OK, and Casablanca one cringy as hell. The endless waves of faceless (some times literally) mooks keeps coming and dying by a close head shots is just to much for me. You know this movie made me thing that Stalin was right: a death of one man is a tragedy but deaths of millions is just statistics. I got more trills form Born killing that single assassin in Casablanca then Keanu and Hale killing hundreds. And yeah one or to dog bites to the crotch was just enough. In the first and in the beginning of a second chapter John Wick was a boogeyman, a stories were told and retold about how he killed tree men with just a pencil, in the third movie we found out that he is not the boogeyman, just one of many and it some how kills it for me.… Expand

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WabesabeSep 28, 2019

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. !!!!Spoilers!!!!

The fight scenes were so incredibly long, especially the one at the end. I told my wife, "If someone doesn't kill someone in the next 10 minutes, I'm leaving. I know these movies are James Bond-like, but this one is completely ridiculous. He gets hit by two cars, then gets up and kicks some assassin butt. There are countless assassins coming at him with guns blazing, and swords, and somehow he kills all 30 of them. Have any of these assassins heard of a sniper?
In another scene, he's speeding on a motorcycle at over 100 mph, while kicking more butt, all without losing control at all, until at the end of the chase he falls off going about 40 mph and smashes into a curb. Of course, it's barely a flesh wound, so he gets up as if a butterfly laned on his shoulder.
He's thrown into countless class cases, is shot 4 times, while falling, oh, 20 stories hitting 3 fire escapes going down, and splats on the alley below. The end of John Wick....but no, miraculously he's still alive.
I like to suspend believability, but there's only so much I can take. I was hoping someone would just put a bullet in the guy after a while. Oh, but than, someone did. Four of them. I loved the first John Wick movie. I loved Jack Reacher and The Accountant. At least they bled a little. The second John Wick was less believable, but hey, it was action. This one had the plot of a video game for 12-year-olds. Not one time was I in suspense as to how he would get out of the next mess of having 50 guys with machine guns shooting at his, while he brandished his 9mm. One of the worst movies I've seen, and hey, they're making a 4th one! Can't wait.… Expand

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GlamourgirlppJun 21, 2019

Looks like this film has been funded by Chinese investors... If you like non stop ninja fighting and no story this is for you.

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ErinoakleySep 20, 2019

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Some obvious Asian influences, so disappointing. I truly enjoyed 1 and 2 waiting for the next launch only to be handed this, subpar movie obviously only made for an extra check. Don't waste your time watching it. Consider yourself forewarned.… Expand

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HihihahahohoJun 6, 2021

Unbelievable **** 25749 kicks, 7 bullets in stomach and dropped from 15 floor building and STILL ALIVE!!!!!! Just laughing....

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Rustoli23May 25, 2019

I am a big movie goer and John Wick 3 is the worst movie I have ever seen. All the shoot em ups gave us a huge headache. The movie was totally terrible!!! Doesn’t even deserve a 1!!!

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metadummy8Jun 12, 2019

My wife and I went to see this film. We have not seen the previous two. We found it is just a succession of unpleasant, repetitive, pointless and most of all unrealistic fight scenes with no plot, no wit and no humour. The "action" is mainlyMy wife and I went to see this film. We have not seen the previous two. We found it is just a succession of unpleasant, repetitive, pointless and most of all unrealistic fight scenes with no plot, no wit and no humour. The "action" is mainly not stunts but merely men being stabbed, or shot at close range in the head. It was so pathetic that we could only stand 1 hour and 10 minutes of it and walked out at that point. Do not waste your money on this drivel. My wife said it was one of the worst films she has ever seem.… Expand

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KamamuraSep 18, 2019

You know that a movie is garbage when a middle eastern guild of thieves is ruled by a woman - in a society, where women are not even allowed to show their face in public, let alone hold positions of power or anything else. How many femaleYou know that a movie is garbage when a middle eastern guild of thieves is ruled by a woman - in a society, where women are not even allowed to show their face in public, let alone hold positions of power or anything else. How many female ministers does Saudi Arabia have, how many Qatar or Iran? Now matter how many times you silly woke feminists try to "rewrite" history and reality, your scribbling will always remain a lie, and you will remain ridiculous.… Expand

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CristianfuentesAug 3, 2020

Chapter 2 showed promise; sadly, this time the writers and producers squandered the franchise badly, presenting a flawed, cliched, stupid third part devoid of any connection with reality Part Two had. The trick to watch this aberration is toChapter 2 showed promise; sadly, this time the writers and producers squandered the franchise badly, presenting a flawed, cliched, stupid third part devoid of any connection with reality Part Two had. The trick to watch this aberration is to check your brain at the door.… Expand

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imthenoobAug 15, 2019

The most disappointing film of the series IMO. The action scenes felt very slowed down and fake. The story introduced too much and never really developed anywhere and the ending left things on a rather sour note for me. Chapter 3 is a majorThe most disappointing film of the series IMO. The action scenes felt very slowed down and fake. The story introduced too much and never really developed anywhere and the ending left things on a rather sour note for me. Chapter 3 is a major drop off in quality and I hope they right the ship with Chapter 4.… Expand

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SIPPIOMar 5, 2020

How did this happen?
Amazing acting from Everyone.
Amazing choreography.
But the story is absolute MEDICOCRE..
~The Elder part of the story was such a letdown...
Aside from the identity politics this/that
This film was just lame & boring...

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goikyDec 28, 2019

The movie sucks, dude. The John Wick movies were never something for plot, it was supposed to be a simple premise for a good entertaining movie: watching Keanu Reeves kick some guys ass and get the **** kicked out of him in return. This movieThe movie sucks, dude. The John Wick movies were never something for plot, it was supposed to be a simple premise for a good entertaining movie: watching Keanu Reeves kick some guys ass and get the **** kicked out of him in return. This movie just completely jumbles up the entire premise by adding a nonsensical storyline and just a bunch of random nonsense through out there for what seems like no good reason. It just makes for a bull**** movie without any of the charm of the first two. Hard to sit through, hard to listen to, and hard to watch overall. The writing just sucks, and not in a "haha we can ignore the story and just watch a buncha people die" but in a "holy hell this is really painful to listen to" type way. Stop it? Please? They're supposed to be simple and fun? Go back to the neon lights of the last movies and keep with the simple ideas so I can just watch Keanu Reeves get his ass kicked and not want to blow my brains out.… Expand

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SeaLadyJan 4, 2020

Ahhhhhh movies should have plots, this one is lacking, if you took out all the fighting/killing scenes you would have about 25 mins of movie left - boring. I like action thrillers but this is just stupid. The plot about a master of his artAhhhhhh movies should have plots, this one is lacking, if you took out all the fighting/killing scenes you would have about 25 mins of movie left - boring. I like action thrillers but this is just stupid. The plot about a master of his art (Reeves) yet he is too stupid to take off the bloody suit he has been wearing, goes around the world in it, I am sure they could smell him coming by now, no disguise, no attempt to blend in - yet he is the great John Wick? Oh Pahlease........a hat, an umbrella, something to avoid detection - can he be so stupid, instead he walks around with the equivalent a neon sign pointing to him. Get a helmet and maybe a motorcycle so you can't be seen quite so easily - oh wait he finally got the bike, just not the helmet, see I AM sticking it out to the boring bitter end here.

What has happened to movies? To Hollywood? Do they think the only way to entertain us is with fighting, killing, blood and repeat over and over again, is it them that are lacking intelligence or is it the majority of the American people? This movie could have been good, maybe even very good if there had been a modicum of reality to it, more of a plot and WAY less of the incredibly boring mass killing scenes. I long for the old Bourne movies, where there was a plot, plenty of action scenes, but the use of intelligence is what intrigued. WAKE UP Hollywood you are losing the over 21 movie watchers. Oh and to those loving this movie, well it truly makes me wonder.… Expand

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PaulPiJan 18, 2020

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. It's a 3 for me because of pointless plot twists. They talk 5 seconds about John's origin without and they instantly forget the subject. Some fights are not credible and because of the direction sometimes it is hard to follow the action of the fight. I would give it a 0 but it has original action scenes (introducing dogs, throwing knifes,...). In short, shooting is good, but a good plot is needed.… Expand

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GazMoviesSep 13, 2020

All the Non stop Action is too much and comical at times. It feels like these 3 Movies are just one long fight scene. I usually like Keanu Reeves movies but this one is just not for me, bring on Bill and Ted Face the Music :)

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matteodreddyDec 13, 2020

definitely horrible,he's immortal,can't die because other killers are not competent,he fell off the roof and didn't die,i mean how on earth this **** can be real? the script is terrible,story is simply trash and actions scenes are just toodefinitely horrible,he's immortal,can't die because other killers are not competent,he fell off the roof and didn't die,i mean how on earth this **** can be real? the script is terrible,story is simply trash and actions scenes are just too many and too much to be real,a complete disaster.… Expand

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MarcusmusMaximuDec 6, 2021

I gave this a 2 because there were a couple of brief moments of physical humor that were entertaining and actually seemed intentional. Otherwise this thing is a dumpster fire.

If this had been sold as a Not Another John Wick Movie, it couldI gave this a 2 because there were a couple of brief moments of physical humor that were entertaining and actually seemed intentional. Otherwise this thing is a dumpster fire.

If this had been sold as a Not Another John Wick Movie, it could have been genius. We were laughing our butts off through the first 20 minutes, but it stopped being funny pretty quickly. It's loud, lots of long drawn out fight scenes with no connection to anything resembling a story, with all of the scenes being essentially carbon copies of the scene before. It's a migraine inducing action circus that reads more like a screwball comedy than a thriller/action movie. You could cut out half of this movie and it wouldn't matter, because the movie isn't actually about anything. It's just a chase scene... one long tedious chase scene with no emotional core. Halley Barry tries to have an Oscar moment where she reads some backstory to us about her daughter for some reason. Just so cringe. The first John Wick had a sense of what it was, it was competently written and executed, and was a solid action revenge flick. This thing... I don't actually know what this thing was.… Expand

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CasandraComplexMar 26, 2022

The worst of them all so far.. I'm so sick of the ahh! grrrrr! Oh! Whap! Crunch! Wap! Shling shling! Grrrr! Grunt! Glass smashing.. and the ridiculous ,"honour amongst warriors" is enough to make me vomit. Again, Keanu CAN'T ACT so he'sThe worst of them all so far.. I'm so sick of the ahh! grrrrr! Oh! Whap! Crunch! Wap! Shling shling! Grrrr! Grunt! Glass smashing.. and the ridiculous ,"honour amongst warriors" is enough to make me vomit. Again, Keanu CAN'T ACT so he's going the Steven segall kind of career until he becomes obese like him.he can't even deliver his two pages of corn dog lines convincingly.. even a body builder was able to act better than this guy in the terminator trilogy.… Expand

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